Chapter 414: The Shocking Secret of Master Diulei

Wang's father had just applied the medicine. Although his hemorrhoids had completely healed, the cool feeling left by the special medicine was as stimulating as Wang Zhaojun's continuous opening between her buttocks...

This cool feeling would last for a long time. After the intense stinging pain when applying the medicine ended, a continuous numbness would occur and spread to the entire lower body, so Wang's father could not move for a while.

"Women are the most vicious!" Wang's father lay on the sofa, feeling a desperate wail in his heart...When he thought that he would no longer be able to sit on the toilet for a long time to think about the plot when he was stuck in the future, Wang's father was very desperate and could not help but roar. The toilet is the spiritual food of every creator, uh... the source of spirit!

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It was also the first time that Erha saw Wang's father's hemorrhoids attack, and he was frightened by the scene.

Sometimes, Erha actually doesn't understand why some stubborn people cling to their "dignity". It's just a hemorrhoid. Erha thinks that if he has it, he will definitely put his butt over to let Wang Ling touch it without saying anything.

What's wrong with touching the butt? It won't lose a piece of meat!

This is a rare daily fun, and Erha thinks this question is more thought-provoking.

So, in the end, Erha decided to write this matter in his "Human Observation Diary". The title is "If you have hemorrhoids, it will be cured by touching your butt. Would you choose to be touched or save your integrity?"

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This is an order from Wang Ma herself, and Wang Ling certainly dare not disobey. There are three toilets in the Wang family villa, with a total of three toilets. Wang Ling's bedroom has an independent bathroom, and the enlightened horse is inside... and the two outside are what Wang Ma wants to replace.

Wang Ling had just sent a text message to Wang Ming, and Wang Ming replied almost instantly: "Oh? Missing me again?"

Wang Ling tried hard to restrain the urge to crush the watch, and truthfully explained what Wang's mother had just said in the text message.

After knowing the whole story, Wang Ming was also happy, grinning in front of the screen, making everyone else in the institute confused. Only Dean Qi put one hand in his pocket and held the large-caliber water cup used by old cadres in the other hand, looking at this scene calmly, as if he had seen through everything...

Wang Ming's text message was replied very quickly: "What? Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids are acting up again? I told him last time that sitting less and exercising more, squatting on the toilet all the time is not good, it is most likely to cause bacterial infection. Don't worry, I will take care of this matter, I will arrange someone to assemble it tomorrow!"

This was a birthday gift that had been decided before, and Wang Ming had prepared it long ago, so it was just a matter of sending it in advance.

However, there is another embarrassing situation when giving gifts like this, that is, you have to prepare a new gift on your birthday.

As for Wang's father's hemorrhoids, Wang Ming also expressed his own views.

Soon, Wang Ling received another text message from Wang Ming: "This matter, in fact, it's Uncle Wang's fault. Who made him have an unstable work and rest schedule? With this endocrine disorder, no matter how much you eat, it's useless for a nutritionist."

Wang Ling stared at the text message in a daze, thinking that his idiot brother was rarely serious... He was thinking about whether he should reply seriously.

Wang Ming's next text message came again: "It's not just that my son touched my butt, just touch it... If I have hemorrhoids, you can do whatever you want..."

Wang Ling twitched his mouth: "..." He knew that this guy would never be so serious!

On the other hand, Wang Ming could almost imagine the expression on Wang Ling's face when he saw this text message in front of the screen.

Wang Ming felt that in his life, except for doing scientific research and inventions to find some fun, the rest of the fun had to be found from Wang Ling. Wang Ming thought that teasing Wang Ling was a very interesting thing! Ordinary people can't tease him!

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Just after sending a text message to Wang Ming, the chat group was still busy. Wang Ling looked at the message that popped up on the screen... and suddenly found himself in surprise that he was pulled into a multi-person chat organization called "Gossip Conference Room".

Moreover, this multi-person chat was just established, and the creator happened to be the Thunder King... At this moment, more and more people were being pulled by the King from the chat group of the Thunder Master next door to the temporary group chat created by the King himself.

Wang Ling glanced at the group members and found that most of the people in the chat group were... except Xiaoyin and Thunder Master!

Well... this direction is already quite obvious...

Gossip Conference Room

Thunder Dharma King: "Everyone! I want to expose! I want to expose! I have gossip, I can't hold it back!"

Cai Lian Zhenren sent a few sweat-wiping emojis: "Dharma King... please calm down... speak slowly... do you still remember that because of being too excited, the innate divine thunder leaked and caused a large-scale power outage in the area..."

Dongye Immortal was stunned: "There is such a thing?"

Cai Lian Zhenren: "Yes! Later, the Dharma King dressed up as a warm-hearted citizen and went to repair it in person... and was awarded a banner afterwards."

In front of the screen, seeing Cai Lian Zhenren's revelation, everyone couldn't help but take a breath:... What kind of a show is this! ?

Thunder Dharma King: "Don't interrupt, Zhenren, I'm talking about business... Why are you exposing my shortcomings? What I want to say today is much more explosive."

Mr. Dongye was preparing to make an elixir. A pile of materials were ready. When he was about to start the elixir furnace, he was interrupted. He was a little unhappy: "Dharma King, why haven't I seen you so gossipy before?"

King Thunderbolt: "You don't know how exciting this matter is! Let me tell you, Zhenjun is very likely to have secretly married!"

Cailian: "Nani???"

Toya Sage: "What the hell???"

Fang Xing: "???"

Wang Ling: "..."

Master Cailian took a deep breath and tried to stay calm: "Didn't Master Zhen bring us something? How did you know that he was married?"

"Ring! I saw Zhenjun wearing a ring!" Without saying a word, Dharma King took a photo of the soul-suppressing ring and sent it to a multi-person chat: "Did you see it? Zhenjun is wearing this ring. ! Moreover, he also gave me an identical magic ring... Doesn’t this explain the problem? "

Fang Xing couldn't help but smile: "It turns out that the True Lord is going to give us the Dharma Ring, but...the Dharma King only relied on the ring to judge that the True Lord has secretly married. Isn't it too arbitrary?"

Dharma King: "But the problem is, the real king is wearing it on the ring finger of his left hand!"

Wang Ling: "..."

Dharma King: "He gave each of us the same ring. It's obvious that this is Chi Guoguo's show of affection! I think we need to organize a group to ask the True Lord in person!"

Wang Ling twitched the corner of his mouth: "..." Now, the misunderstanding is huge!

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