Chapter 500 Opening Ceremony

"Dear teachers and classmates..."

"In this picturesque golden autumn season...here, I represent the Ivory Tower and the teaching and research office...looking back on the past year...we have achieved...looking forward to the future...As the principal, I have a dream..."

"As the new school year is about to begin..."

"Classmates, I hope..."

"Next, let me focus on a few more points..."

In a solemn atmosphere, in the school's auditorium, the opening ceremony has reached its final stage.

The atmosphere was serious, the ceremony was solemn, the process was rigorous, and the speeches on stage were wonderful and solemn, but the only problem was...

In the crowd, Huai Shi looked around blankly, looking at everyone's serious expressions, which was difficult to understand.

When he looked towards the stage, he saw a huge monkey in a suit standing on the podium, seriously delivering his principal's speech.

From time to time, I also eat a banana...

monkey?

monkey!

The corners of Huai Shi's eyes twitched, and she looked around, trying to find anyone who was as surprised and shocked as herself, but everyone looked serious.

It's as if he doesn't care that his principal is a monkey.

Every newly admitted student stared at the stage with anticipation, listened to the teachings from the principal, and was immersed in this wonderful speech and speech.

Some people were even moved to tears and took out their mobile phones to record quietly. From time to time, he would raise his sleeves to wipe his tears and sigh with choked sobs: "That's so good, so good."

What the hell is wrong with this!

This is no different from the principal’s speech when I was in high school!

And don’t you all care?

The principal is a monkey! It's a monkey! There is a monkey in a suit standing on the stage talking to you!

Huai Shi's face turned green in anxiety.

I don’t know if the world suddenly turned into a punk style, or if there was simply something wrong with his brain.

He opened his mouth several times but hesitated, unable to understand what the hell was going on in front of him. Finally, he finally mustered up the courage to look at Ye Su next to him, pointed blankly at the stage, and asked in a low voice: "What... is going on?"

"Huh? The principal is a bit verbose, that's normal." Ye Su waved his hands calmly: "It will be fine after his mouth is dry. Don't worry about it."

"But...but..." Huai Shi felt like she was losing her wits, "He...he..."

"Next, I will introduce to you a new friend, a young man who I have high hopes for, that is, Teacher Huai Shi who will host the classical music appreciation in the next year!!!"

On the podium, the old monkey shouted with joy, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed at the mentally retarded young man sitting on the teacher's bench.

Everyone saw the overly young and overly handsome man in the crowd in an instant.

Before you noticed him, he seemed to be integrated with the shadow, without any surprise or surprise. But once she noticed him sitting there, she could no longer ignore his presence.

That kind of mysterious charm that is completely different from others, like an abyss with gravity, seems to attract people's eyes tightly to itself.

Among everyone's astonishment, only Huai Shi's expression remained calm.

Calm.

It was as if the person speaking on the podium was not myself.

He didn't react at all.

Immerse yourself in the shock that you don't care that the principal is a monkey!

"Come on, Teacher Huaishi, come on stage! Let everyone take a look...the young people today are really young and promising, which is amazing." On the podium, the old monkey called enthusiastically.

As if sleepwalking, Huai Shi stepped onto the podium and looked at the principal in front of her under the spotlight.

Indeed...it's definitely a monkey.

These shiny golden hairs, and this... emmm, red butt.

Why a monkey?

While being held by the principal's arm and praised endlessly, Huai Shi had begun to doubt life - was this a dream? Or are you saying that you didn't wake up?

That's right, how could a thug like me from the Astronomical Society become a teacher?

It's all an illusion, haha, an illusion.

Then, under everyone's gaze, that calm and solemn face showed a smile, looking down at the dreamy bubbles in front of him.

He even had enough time to wave to the students in the audience.

If you have a dream, dream it and don’t wake up!

After a lot of praise, Huai Shi walked off the stage as if sleepwalking, and began to wonder how to wake up from this hellish dream.

Until the end, when the opening ceremony officially ended with everyone's warm applause, Huai Shi did not open his eyes on his bed at home as he imagined.

Only then did he panic...

Mom?

What just happened?

Did you go up to the podium very calmly, walk around in a circle, wave to everyone, and then come back?

What the hell?

"Wow, teacher, you looked so cold and aloof just now."

After the meeting, Lin Shijiu came over and looked at Huai Shi, who was still in his position and didn't want to think about it. He didn't know what happened: "The principal seems to value you very much, and he actually builds momentum for you like this."

Huai Shi looked at the forest cabin in front of her suspiciously, which made Xiaojiu stunned, not knowing what he said.

"Hut, you..." Huai Shi asked tentatively: "What do you think of the principal?"

Lin Shijiu thought for a long time and said with emotion: "Principal, I didn't expect him to be so young. He is kinder than I thought."

young? kind?

How did you detect this in an old monkey?

"And the hair style is very good. Although it is a bit gray, the shape is good." Lin Jiu nodded and said, "The beard is also very stylish."

Wait, does an old monkey have hair and a beard?

Huai Shi's eyes widened in shock, and she finally realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Xiaojiu, please describe to me the principal's appearance and dress."

"Um?"

Although he didn't understand what Huaishi meant, he still said truthfully: "Looks like he is in his early forties, with gray hair, a well-groomed beard, the style of the glasses is very fashionable, and I feel that the slim-fitting robe is really It's quite tasteful - you see, teacher, I even took photos when you came on stage."

He opened his phone and handed over the screen.

Huai Shi is speechless.

Let’s not mention the person in the photo, but next to him...isn’t he still an old monkey?

Huai Shi scratched her hair angrily and recalled what she had just done. She didn't know that she had been tricked by the principal again...that old bastard!

Including the graduation certificate and the fact that he accidentally became a tool man, this is the third time he has been teased! But everyone felt that the principal was trying to support the underachievers, which made him unable to spit out his blood.

With a long sigh, I could only recite two sentences silently in my heart: Thirty years to the east of Hedong and thirty years to the west of Hexi, trying to achieve spiritual victory.

"Life is really hard."

He sighed earnestly and patted Xiao Jiu on the shoulder.

The cabin in the forest looked confused, not knowing what happened.

Seeing Huai Shi getting up, she asked in confusion: "Teacher, where are you going? Why don't you take the students with you? I can help."

"To the restroom."

Huai Shi rolled her eyes and looked back at him: "Do you still want to help me?"

Xiaojiu immediately hesitated.

As if thinking about it...

Huai Shi became more and more helpless and waved her hand, indicating that he would wait outside the auditorium. Then he lamented the ups and downs of his teaching career in the ivory tower, and left with a sigh.

Then I met an unexpected person in the toilet.

Vice-Chancellor.

The vice-principal's attire is not like what he saw on the Stars. He is wearing a robe, elegant and solemn. Instead, he was wearing a light-colored striped suit and looked much warmer, but his face was as cold and calm as if it hadn't changed for thousands of years.

It can be called a dignified manner.

If Huai Shi hadn't looked back and saw him until he found a good position and stood firm... I think the look between the two would have been more harmonious.

Now, they stood side by side in front of the urinal, looking intently at the white tiles in front of them.

The atmosphere was really awkward.

He originally expected that the two of them might fight overtly and secretly when they first met, but he didn't expect that they would be so silent.

Soon, after two minutes, the awkward silence finally ended.

The vice principal left first.

Huaishi breathed a sigh of relief and remembered...it seemed like he hadn't even untied his belt yet.

I've just been standing here blindly for a long time!

When Huai Shi came out of the toilet, she saw the vice principal waiting in front of the sink.

This famous scholar who was born as a pure-blooded person and a fifth-level sublimator on the path to the divine marrow of the Heavenly Lineage is considered a famous boss and giant in the entire country.

Now he seems to be standing at the door, waiting for himself.

Looking at Huai Shi's appearance.

"Uh, hello, vice principal..."

Huai Shi tentatively said hello.

The vice-principal's face was still stern, but he nodded slightly, then raised his hand, pointed at his own chest, and then at Huai Shi's chest.

"..."

In silence, Huai Shi looked at the other person's fingers with a blank expression.

He looked at his chest again.

I do not know what that means.

But soon, he suddenly realized that it was just like the legendary Buddha holding a flower and smiling. Could this be some kind of wonderful way of communicating from heart to heart? Or was it a hint given to him by the vice-principal? Tell him that he doesn't care at all about the rumors outside. You have to understand that I am very optimistic about you? So everyone must have a tacit understanding?

Then his fantasy was shattered.

The vice principal frowned.

"Tie." He said, "Your tie is crooked."

"..."

It wasn't until Huai Shi lowered her head that she noticed that her tie was indeed crooked... by almost half a centimeter? So is your old age simply due to obsessive-compulsive disorder?

After he hurriedly straightened it up, the vice-principal's brow relaxed a little.

Staring at the young man in front of him, he suddenly asked: "Did you know that I am the lecturer on abyssal ecology? You will be my teaching assistant next."

Huai Shi nodded quickly.

To a certain extent, the vice-principal is actually his direct superior - it is no wonder that he will be dissatisfied with his arrival. Who wants to have a nail inserted into one of his subordinates by the principal?

"very good."

The vice-principal nodded and told him bluntly: "This Wednesday, the abyssal ecology class will start, so you don't have to come."

"Um?"

Huai Shi was stunned.

Has the suppression begun? And why are you so straightforward?

Doesn't this vice-principal give anyone any face?

Before Huaishi could tremble and retort, the vice-principal continued to order: "In the meantime, prepare the lesson plan. In two weeks, you will lecture on the chapter on Abyssal Botany."

"Um?!"

Huai Shi's surprised voice became louder.

Can't stand this turn of events.

Damn it, is this suppression or promotion? How come I instantly went from being a helper serving tea and correcting homework to going directly to the stage and starting a lecture?

After making sure that Huai Shi understood, he remained expressionless, just nodded and warned: "Be prepared carefully, this is a big lesson, don't make a fool of yourself when the time comes."

After that, he turned around and left, leaving Huai Shi alone.

Can't figure it out.

In the silence, only the Lord of the Flies in his arms finally couldn't stand it anymore and sighed helplessly:

"Brother, you are so ugly!"

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