Chapter 915 You Can't Quietly Watch The Metropolitan Superintendent Pretend
"Take the department store back to the Three Kingdoms ()"!
Yuan Tan has experienced many battles, and knows that in the current situation, even if he appears to restore morale, it is impossible to restore the entire defeat.
When the enemy sees him, they will scream and want to destroy him together.
Killing the eldest son of the Yuan family is such a tempting historical achievement, it's like a monster meeting Tang Seng.
But if you strike from the air, it's another matter.
Who can catch him here?
He also put several boxes of petrol bombs in the hanging basket, all of which he made by himself, the bottles were leftover beer bottles, and the gasoline was pumped from the car.
It will not be used until the critical moment, but now is the critical moment.
With these modern weapons, is this still a sightseeing hot air balloon without firepower?
This is the heavy bomber, B52.
Shaoqing.
Yuan Tan gradually ascended into the sky, and as the altitude rose, the passion in his heart also began to soar.
Being condescending, you can see the entire battlefield situation more clearly.
The Soochow Army, who had won a great victory, screamed and became a pursuer like a tyrant. Constantly chasing and killing the Shence Army and the people who supported Yuan Tan.
And Zhuge Liang and the others, under the protection of Zhao Yun and other generals, fled in embarrassment.
He complained endlessly.
Who hasn't had a failure yet, but this failure is too fatal.
Only then did I discover that a snake cannot live without a head, dragons cannot live without a head, and a prince cannot live without a prince.
When he wins, it seems that the eldest son is a big shopkeeper who knows how to eat ready-made ones.
Only when they fail will they find out that they will not fail when the eldest son is around, because the eldest son will wipe their ass and make up for the leak without getting dirty.
Winners are not necessarily strong.
The strongest person is the one who can pull people out of failure.
In history, Wolong was consumed alive,
Feng Chu was shot at Luofengpo, and Xu Shu could only linger on.
It is only now that I know that I boast about my stalwart all day long, and I compare myself to Guan Zhongleyi. It turned out that the person who sat there and watched them pretending to compare was the most stalwart.
They all shed tears.
The eldest son always quietly watched them pretend, and created opportunities for them to pretend, and if they failed to pretend, he helped them pretend.
Where can I find such a good king.
It is the most painful thing in life to see your true face when you lose it.
Dian Wei and the others did not scold the military advisers either,
Who can turn the tide?
The civil and military officers of the Shence Mansion can't do such a thing as laughing at a hundred steps at fifty steps.
on the other hand.
Yuan Tan stood on the hot air balloon, took out the telescope, and finally observed a familiar figure. Looking at the expression and posture at this moment, you can know how arrogant, how ambitious, how high-spirited, it is simply pretending to be a criminal.
Zhou Yu is at the forefront at the moment. He belongs to the type of military strategist who is invincible with a little wind.
"Governor Governor, Gongjin, brother, see what I brought back for you."
Sun Ce also drifted away and arrived in a chariot.
"Brother?" Zhou Yu took a closer look, and there was a familiar thing on the chariot.
electric wheelchair!
This is Zhuge Liang's life.
It can be seen how panicked the enemy is.
At that time, Zhuge Liang was sitting in a wheelchair, luring the enemy alone, and cheated the 50,000 troops of Soochow.
Now, it's finally back.
Zhou Yu was extremely excited. Facing such a prize, he couldn't wait to get off the saddle, "Brother, hurry up, let Ben Du sit on it."
Sun Ce brought it here to reward the governor, smiled, and personally helped the governor to sit down, and also sent him a fan.
After Zhou Yu sat down, he shook the feather fan lightly and felt it, it was strong and comfortable.
All the soldiers around looked enviously and hatefully, this is one of the most miraculous items in the world, an existence that can sit down and die without regret.
It is said that it can walk automatically, but I don't know how to operate it.
"Quickly, bring my guqin." Zhou Yu greeted enthusiastically.
If you don't play a piece at this moment, you will not be able to forgive yourself in this life.
Sun Ce tried his best to meet any request.
The guqin was brought, and Zhou Yu sat in a wheelchair, lying in front of her. As soon as it was put on, the joystick was touched.
Baba, the wheelchair is driven by two wheels, but after all, it didn't really operate, and the car overturned at that time.
Peng~, Zhou Yu's head was down, his feet were up, and he was carried on the wheelchair, and fell like a dog gnawing shit.
After the governor was cold, he spat out the dirt in his mouth, and his face was hot immediately.
After all, he is not familiar with this wheelchair, but it doesn't matter, this will be his car from now on. Not only a car, but also his supreme symbol of honor.
Finally mustered up the courage to look up.
Sun Ce hurriedly looked up to the sky, pretending not to see it.
The same is true for everyone, they have won such a big victory, of course they have to cover up their small flaws.
"Brother, don't worry about me, you still need to hunt down Zhuge Liang and the others." Zhou Yu said lightly, shaking his feather fan.
"Okay, you have to take care of yourself." Sun Ce rode away.
Zhou Yu was still sitting in the wheelchair, touching the silky frame, not knowing how it was polished or glazed. This is really an astonishing masterpiece, and I couldn't help laughing, "Hehehe, if you are born Yu, you will be born bright."
"Come here, carry it to the chariot for me."
The governor wants to play the piano while chasing the enemy, and history will definitely remember the great legend of this moment.
Of course, he will play the piano very carefully, lest the wheelchair suddenly start to move again.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle bells....
Zhou Yu began to play the piano on the battlefield, his fingers flying like flying, his hair fluttering, and he was very devoted. Even the rhythm of the horse's running gradually matched his syllables.
Hundreds of thousands of people fought in melee, and the overwhelming scene of fighting made him stand out.
The surrounding soldiers gasped in admiration, who can play the piano in this kind of battle, there is no one before or after, the governor is really good at pretending to criticize.
But it is qualified.
At this moment.
There was a bang.
A fire broke out beside Zhou Yu's chariot.
The sound of the piano stopped immediately.
Zhou Yu's face was a little pale. After all, he was really taken aback. The thing that fell beside him seemed to be a fire oil tank, and the flames were raging.
The more I think about it, the less I like it.
At that time, I was so angry that my lungs exploded, "That bastard, is he blind?"
The surrounding soldiers were also furious.
Did that bastard do this?
Didn't you see that our governor is loading the batch?
The Shence Army was defeated, such an opportunity is rarely encountered once in a lifetime.
Can't you just quietly watch our governor pretend to be aggressive?
This is to make things happen.
Then they were terrified.
Throw over a kerosene bottle, if it hits Dadudu, wouldn't Dadudu burp his fart and catch a cold and dip it in sugar.
Even if it didn't hit the chief governor, who would survive it?
It's not good to hit flowers and plants, right?
Everyone was filled with righteous indignation, and they all searched, "Who? Who threw it? Do you dare to stand up and admit it?"
heaven.
Yuan Tan flew the hot air balloon over Zhou Yu's head.
At this moment, I looked at the ground with my head, "I scolded the neighbor next door, smashed it crooked."
After all, there is no fire control system.
Suddenly, Fu Youxin came, and immediately stretched out a thumb, imitating the gesture of firing an Italian cannon, and aimed at Zhou Yu again.
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