Chapter 1261 Pretend

Guishuang Palace Hall.

Kanishka II sat on a high throne, and the nearest courtier was fifty paces away from him.

As the king of kings, he has destroyed countless countries, but there are only a lot of enemies, and those who can be by his side are all confidants and guards.

Kanishka II was in a bad mood at the moment.

"Your Majesty, the Roman envoy has arrived." Foreign Minister Yaslauf came.

Kanishka II was going to entertain the Roman envoys today, but last night, Aifei Donglal suddenly fell ill, and all the doctors in the city couldn't take care of the disease, so she lost her mood.

However, the Roman envoys had to be entertained. After all, if he wanted to attack Middle-earth, he still needed the Roman Empire to contain the Parthian Empire. If not, you will face the enemy.

In the past, among the four great empires, the Han Empire was alone in the east, and the other Roman Empires and the Guishuang Empire beat the Parthia Empire caught in the middle.

The Parthian Empire is basically the Persian Empire, and it has been a feud with the West for more than a thousand years, and Guishuang is also fighting it now.

Shaoqing.

Kanishka II barely cheered up to entertain the Roman envoy Fabius and his entourage.

Fabius saluted and said, "Dear King of Kings, congratulations on ruling the Western Regions."

Kanishka II was very happy, "Your Excellency Fabius, I will come back to someone in a while, you must be very familiar with him."

"Oh?" Fabius became excited.

At this time, the sound of chains came from outside. He looked back and saw an acquaintance come in.

Cao Cao came, handcuffed and fettered, and a wooden stick was placed across his mouth to separate his upper and lower teeth.

Cao Cao came in with a sullen face, and sat down on the ground, like a beggar, without the slightest air of a king.

But it was reasonable for him to do so, and he was once proud of this foreign palace, but that would only make the people of Guishuang more proud.

How could Cao Cao perform for Guishuang people?

But Guishuang people don't need him to perform, as long as he stops wherever he goes, the glory of Guishuang will come.

Insulting Cao Cao, being locked in a cage, and being a monkey made people watch, showing Guishuang's tyranny.

Kanishka II was excited to see Fabius,

Disdainfully said: "Who are you losing to Liu Bei? This person is better than Liu Bei. It can only show that you, Rome, don't have the spirit of being the king of kings."

Fabius was depressed, but it is an indisputable fact that Liu Bei escaped from Rome and occupied Egypt again.

But he was very excited at the moment, ran over and said, "King of the Western Regions, do you still remember me?"

Cao Cao cast a glance, but did not recognize it.

Fabius was disappointed, and said excitedly: "It's me, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei who bought from you."

After he finished talking, he was depressed. After he bought the three of them back, he turned Rome upside down, and Egypt, which had ruled for three hundred years, became independent again.

Cao Cao didn't say a word. He wanted to die a long time ago, but his teeth were controlled, and he couldn't do it by biting his tongue.

She went on a hunger strike and was forced to drink ginseng soup.

It's so depressing and life has nothing to love.

Yuan Tan, are you still coming to save me?

Cao Cao always believed that Yuan Tan would come, especially after hearing that Yuan Tan had become the great emperor.

Kanishka II finished using Cao Cao and said, "Take him out and show the people."

This is using Cao Cao to pretend to be coercive.

in the city.

"Selling spicy strips, freshly baked spicy strips, authentic pure imported Middle-earth spicy strips."

Guan Yu yelled, even though he is already a gentleman, he is still very proficient even though he has not finished the book.

Zhang Fei ate another one.

Veins popped out of Guan Yu's forehead, "Don't eat it, you'll eat it all up."

Zhang Fei was embarrassed, "Second brother, this is the last one. The spicy strips are so delicious, how come no one comes to buy them?"

"Selling spicy strips!"

"Selling spicy strips!"

Suddenly, shouts came one after another, and it turned out that they came to a street corner, and there were sellers of spicy noodles everywhere.

Gu Tuan

“Authentic spicy noodles.”

"Authentic product of Emperor Shengwu of Middle Earth."

"Replacement as fake."

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were dumbfounded. There are so many people selling Latiao. I finally understand why no one is buying Latiao.

It's all fake.

Not tasty at all.

But there are still many civilians to buy.

Suddenly, the Guishuang hawkers fled in all directions pushing their carts.

Yuan Tan frowned. He now pretends to be worth more than 20,000 yuan. He is rich and powerful. He pretended to be a businessman selling spicy noodles and entered the city. Seeing this situation, he stopped one person, "Brother, what's the situation?"

"The tax collector is here." The man broke away from Yuan Tan and ran away pushing the cart.

Yuan Tan was speechless, and suddenly felt that no matter where it is, it is not easy for small people to make a living.

"Yuan Tan, let's run." Zhang Fei shouted.

But it was too late, surrounded by tax collectors due to slow response.

A group of more than a dozen Guishuang people arrived, wearing official uniforms, vicious, worthy of being tax collectors, with the word "tax" written in Guishuang language in their hearts.

The leading tax officer looked at Yuan Tan very angrily, and was happy that he didn't catch one at all. Seeing that the tax officer didn't run away, who gave you the confidence?

"Who are you?" the tax official said fiercely.

Yuan Tan calmly said, "I am Alibaba."

"Who are the two of them, you tell me first." The tax official pointed to Guan Yu.

Guan Yu stroked his white beard. Now that he has a big black face, he couldn't tell it was Guan Yu at all. He stroked his donkey and said calmly, "I'm Avanti."

"Who are you?" The tax officer pointed at Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei now has a red beard, and the leopard head and ring eyes have also been modified by Yuan Tan into pointed and thin eyes. He stared and said, "I am Aladdin."

"Alibaba, Avanti, Aladdin, right?" the tax officer recorded.

Yuan Tan said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, how much tax is required, report the amount quickly."

"Ding, the host has successfully pretended to be coercive, and the pretense value will be increased by 100."

Everyone was shocked.

Fuck!

So awesome?

Is it great to have money?

The tax officer closed the account book and said disdainfully, "I don't collect taxes now, I'm cracking down on counterfeiting instead."

His subordinates immediately became smiling, looking at Yuan Tan with a playful smile.

Don't you guys sell spicy strips, and you also sell spicy strips from Middle Earth.

At this time, Zhongtu still has Latiao in Guishuang. It’s all fake, right?

Since you are so arrogant and rich, you will go to jail for selling fake goods.

The tax officer suddenly felt that he was really a group of witty people. After thinking about such a good reason, he said ruthlessly, "Take them all away."

Yuan Tan said angrily, "Why are you arresting people?"

The tax officer was confident, "You're selling fakes."

"How do you know it's a fake?" Zhang Fei shouted.

"Is there even a need to ask?" the tax official said disdainfully.

Guan Yu said contemptuously, "Taste it before you talk about it."

"Do you need to taste it?" The tax official walked over with the account book between his hands, and said coldly, "There is a saying in Zhongtu that you won't shed tears when you see the coffin. Well, I'll try it."

After speaking, he picked up one and put it in his mouth.

The onlookers shook their heads one after another. This peddler was completely screwed today, and they felt sympathy and regret.