Chapter 312: Pretty Good at Grabbing Words
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"This Taoist friend looks like an eminent monk at first glance, but I think this golden treasure in your hand is too vulgar, and it doesn't match your image at all. I'm afraid it will not be peaceful in this life if you wear it on your body, and it may even affect you. Cultivation will also destroy your temperament of seeing through the mundane world! People think you are a greedy
A rich and luxurious wine and meat monk! Why don't you leave it all to me, and I'll take it for you if you have any crimes! Everyone is cultivating immortals, you gang, the next gang will be sure! "
The fat monk's smiling face suddenly turned livid. What's going on? Use the words of this holy monk to fool people to fool this holy monk?
Do you want to rob like others before your hair grows? I'm afraid it's not because you have eaten too much milk and your brain is showing off, right?
The demon monk saw that Li Fei was just a little guy in the stage of transforming into a god, he must have no treasures on him, so he wanted to leave immediately to find his next target.
But when he turned around and changed his position, when he looked up, he found that the cute baby appeared in front of him again like a ghost, and it seemed that he didn't move at all from the distance, and even his posture didn't change! The fat monk was taken aback for a moment, and after looking behind Hou Wang and seeing that there were not two twins, he shrugged and then casually waved at Li Fei: "Where did the brat come from? Although this monk is handsome and invincible, he is also brave. Wushuang, but you still need to say it? Don't block the way of the god monk, the god monk
How about going to save other poor people who are haunted by magic weapons! "
Although he had also noticed that Li Fei killed the three-legged monster in the fusion stage in seconds, but he could easily kill that kind of thing, so he didn't take Li Fei seriously at all.
"So the master is unwilling to teach me the murder weapon? Is he unwilling to let me save the master?"
"I think you are playing a big sword in front of a demon monk, and you are playing an ax in front of a temple!"
Hearing this, Li Fei curled his lips immediately, and his style of painting suddenly changed!
"Tsk tsk, you can draw words!"
"You old glass, your brain is as bright as a light bulb. I get annoyed when I see you! If you don't bring the treasure over, I will turn against you!"
Of course the fat monk refused to suffer, he opened his mouth and shouted, "Stinky boy!"
"Old wild donkey!"
"I'm so pissed off! If it weren't for this monk who never kills people for free, your little ass would have been smashed to pieces by this monk!"
"It's quite particular! But is that why you rob people?" Li Fei blinked his eyes.
"Who's a brat! Is there anyone! Take it away quickly, okay? I will swallow you carefully when I get angry, Yaoye!"
"Coincidentally! I also want to know what kind of guy you are, who is exactly like a human being!" Li Feitian opened his spiritual skills and glanced around the monster monk, and found that his body was actually a human being!
Li Fei couldn't see what kind of demon clan it was!
If it weren't for the fact that the monster aura on him was not fake, Li Fei seriously suspected that he was a human who came here to pretend to be a monster like him.
Could it be, could it be a human spirit? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm? Are you so fucking smart? Shot, must be shot!
"You still want to eat me, the demon? I eat more salt than you eat!"
"Master eats more rice than you eat salt!"
"You! Huh? There's nothing wrong with that!" Monk Yao thought for a moment but mumbled to himself, then nodded to Li Fei.
"The world has changed now. I don't eat anymore. I practice against the laws of nature all day long. I never expected to meet a fellow eater today!" Looking at the fat monk's three-tiered chin, Li Fei curled his lips. .
"I'm different from you. I won't gain weight no matter what I eat. Are you angry?"
The fat monk took a deep breath to suppress the impulse in his heart, and said in a slow voice.
"From your point of view, you are very good at eating! You are a member of my food industry! But you are lucky to meet me, if you were someone else, you would have shot you to death for meatloaf! But if you say When it comes to food, Yaoye, I am called the second in the world, and no one dares to be the first!"
When Li Fei heard this, he immediately became unhappy. It's okay to be so fat, but he dared to brag in front of me?
"Can you stop bragging? It's not a good idea to be a good demon. I don't know how to be ashamed if I become a monk like a monk! However, I am not talented. When it comes to eating, I am a god of food! My 'Ecstasy Egg Fried Rice' can Eat until your tongue explodes!"
"Fart, you brat, how dare you call yourself the God of Cookery! This monk is still the king of food!" The demon monk immediately became impatient. For a senior foodie, another person called himself the God of Cookery in front of him? This is really unbearable!
He suddenly jumped up from the ground, and his golden monk clothes fluttered with the wind, which seemed to make her instantly confident, and he pointed at Li Fei majesticly and yelled sharply.
"I'm really drunk, my daughter is drunk! Why do you want to be overwhelmed with egg fried rice? To tell you the truth, I have eaten Dapeng Jiaolong before, you big kid. Eat more than me? Hahaha!"
Seeing that the other party challenged his status in the eating world, he immediately became angry!
"How dare a mere Dapeng Jiaolong show it off? Do I have to tell you about the fact that I once ate 'McDonalds wins KFC'?" Li Fei tilted his head, narrowed his cute big eyes slightly, and made a gesture A lonely demeanor of a master.
"McDonalds wins KFC? What kind of chicken is this? Such a long name? But it sounds cool!" Monk Yao was very interested.
"Of course! It must be long! It must be cool! Do you think the chicken that the young master has eaten is powerful? You don't even know!"
"I don't know? This monk has known five hundred years before and five hundred years before and after!"
"Please, don't use Mr. Liu's famous sayings to attack you?"
"Also, the young master is super invincible and number one in the universe!"
"Fuck! Brazen!" The fat monk actually spit on the ground.
Li Fei was about to lose his temper, when the fat man added another sentence meanly: "When it comes to invincibility, who else can I? This monk is the real invincible! You don't know how lonely and invincible it is. emptiness!"
"Okay, okay, I know, hang up, I'm going home to collect the cows, the cows are flying in the sky!"
The fat monk snorted coldly at Li Fei. "I don't care about you brat. I made friends with the golden-winged Kunpeng clan. At that time, I traveled the entire Sky Continent. When I ate the most delicious delicacies in the world, you brat I'm afraid he hasn't been born yet!" Monk Yao said this with great pride.
In the Sky Continent, everyone in the Golden Winged Kunpeng Clan knows everyone!
This name is simply resounding! Of course, this monster monk has been an orphan since he was born. Even he himself doesn't know what race he is, let alone other monster clans.