Chapter 971: Uncle, Your Sister

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Today's Comic Expo is very grand in scale. It is said to be an annual event. During the event, there will be many video game manufacturers and many young girls and sisters who play cosplay.

To be honest, this is the first time for Xu Taiping to participate in this kind of two-dimensional event. For Xu Taiping, it seems that this kind of thing has never appeared in his life. If he has to say it has, it can only be said that it was when he was a child. It's just like the cartoons that other people watch on TV, but the protagonists in those cartoons are paper figures. Like now, most of the chest is exposed, one leg is almost completely exposed, and no underwear is worn.

Xu Taiping stood at the entrance of the comic exhibition. Because Xu Taiping arrived a little late, there was already a long queue here.

At first glance, the queue is winding and winding, and there are really all kinds of strange people in it.

This was an eye-opener for Xu Taiping. After all, as a person like him who is used to seeing things in the world, it is very rare for a new thing to appear that he has almost never seen before.

The cosplayers dressed up in various shapes are simply not very good-looking. No matter what the person looks like, put on makeup or fancy clothes, they are just like a flower, and they are all very young, and they are just like a top-notch person. Appearing in his twenties.

Looking at the figures of these people, Xu Taiping really doubted that he was not in China, because everyone's figure was so good, their breasts were as big as they could be, and their butts were as perky as they could be.

Some of these people were wearing revealing clothes, and some were wearing very tight clothes. Xu Taiping felt that his eyesight was not enough.

"Looking at you like this, are you showing your age? Have you never played with this thing?" Zhao Xianglu said to Xu Taiping with some pride.

"I've never played before, but you young people know how to play. It would be so cool to do it wearing such clothes." Xu Taiping couldn't help but admired.

"Please, wouldn't it be too indecent to say something about whether or not to do something in front of a girl, uncle?" Zhao Xianglu said disdainfully.

"Don't call me uncle, call me brother. I'm still young. Standing with you young people, I feel like I just turned 20 this year!" Xu Taiping said with emotion.

"According to the seniority in the family, there is no problem for me to call you uncle." Zhao Xianglu said.

"You are such an unfriendly person." Xu Taiping rolled his eyes, and then asked in a low voice, "You are also a member of the Zhao family after all. Why don't you just go in without using some connections?"

"What's wrong with the Zhao family? The Zhao family is not human, so there's no need to queue up?" Zhao Xianglu rolled her eyes and said, "What bothers me the most is that the Zhao family is always the Zhao family. The Zhao family is the Tian family. But for the common people, who cares whether you belong to the Tian family or not? Who recognizes you? Just put it aside and call you a member of the Zhao family. Do you think anyone cares about you? The Zhao family’s sign is also It is useful when facing some people in the upper class, but it is of no use among the general public. Moreover, our Zhao family has regulations and we cannot bully the weak. The Zhao family's descendants are outside and cannot abuse the Zhao family's name. So, you are here In this ordinary life, the Zhao family is really not very popular because no one recognizes you."

"I see, I thought the Zhao family was so awesome that they would be under martial law whenever they went out." Xu Taiping joked.

"It's as if you are not from the Zhao family." Zhao Xianglu rolled her eyes again.

Zhao Xianglu's speaking style and temper were just like this, so Xu Taiping was not annoyed. He looked around curiously, trying hard to absorb the new things in front of him.

"I'll tell you a way. If you really want to seduce the little girls here, take the camera you got from our Zhao family and ask them to take pictures of their private rooms. As long as they agree to take pictures of their private rooms, you can get them. Of course , you have to finish shooting before you can do it, but some powerful people can do it while shooting. It is said that the photos taken this way will be more flavorful." Zhao Xianglu said.

"Does it smell fishy?" Xu Taiping asked.

"I don't know..." Zhao Xianglu shrugged.

"If I had known that you young people were having so much fun, I should have joined you earlier!" Xu Taiping sighed.

"Hahaha, this is just outside the comic exhibition. Once you get inside, you will know what is more exciting." Zhao Xianglu smiled mysteriously.

Xu Taiping felt that Zhao Xianglu's smile was a little weird, but he didn't know what the weirdness was.

Two people were lining up here, and suddenly a group of people walked over from the side.

There were six people in the group, three men and three women.

The three women didn’t know who the cosplayers were. They were wearing three colors of clothes. The collars on their chests were huge. Almost half of the three women’s breasts were exposed. They were swaying as they walked. One of them had nipples, and of the other three men, two were young, probably in their early twenties, and the other one looked older, about thirty years old, about the same as Xu Taiping.

"Hey, I said why I smell a sour smell from so far away. It turns out that Zhao Xianglu and Zhao Loli are here!" One of the three women had red hair and little devil wings, holding a The girl holding a long fork looked at Zhao Xianglu and said teasingly.

"These three are the coquettish bitches I told you." Zhao Xianglu whispered to Xu Taiping. Then, Zhao Xianglu looked at the man with red hair jokingly and said, "Who is this? What? Isn’t this an Internet celebrity rice cake? I heard that you went on a six-day trip to Macao with a rich man among your fans some time ago. Is that true? I heard that the rich man is over sixty years old. Can the old man's body handle yours?"

rice cake?

Xu Taiping raised his eyebrows slightly, this name is really a bit... magical.

"Zhao Xianglu, stop slandering people, you are the only one who likes old men, right? Just like this...my god, this uncle next to you, could he be your photographer?" Ranzhi The red-haired Nian Gao pointed at Xu Taiping and made a very exaggerated expression of surprise.

"What's wrong with my photographer? He's handsome and has a good figure. Look at the guy next to you. He's so skinny. He's probably being squeezed by you, right?" Zhao Xianglu pointed at the guy next to Nian Gaojun. said the skinny young man.

Xu Taiping glanced at the young man and found that the young man was looking at him, and there was murderous intent in his eyes.

This made Xu Taiping feel strange. He had no grudge against this young man. It was Zhao Xianglu who scolded him, not him. Why did this young man hate him?

"That man next to Zhao Xianglu, let us use the camera in our hands to decide the outcome today!" The young man saw Xu Taiping looking at him, sneered, and picked up the camera hanging around his neck. , and then focused the camera on Xu Taiping, with one hand stretched out straight, as if he was holding a long sword instead of a camera.

"This... what does this mean? Is it some kind of ritual in your profession, or something like that?" Xu Taiping asked Zhao Xianglu awkwardly.

"Ignore him, this person is in the late stage of the second disease and cannot be cured." Zhao Xianglu said.

"Zhao Xianglu, do you dare to compete with us?" Nian Gao said proudly.

"Comparing with you? That won't work. I admit defeat. I can't compare with you. You dare to show off and have taken private photos with so many people. Look at me. I'm wearing such tight clothes. How can I compare with you!" Zhao Xianglu shook his head repeatedly.

"Oh, since you agreed, that's good. Today at the Comic Con, there will be an electronic photo wall. We will post the best photos we took on the photo wall. Whoever gets the most likes will win. As for the loser, please get out of our circle!" Nian Gao said.

"Hey, we didn't agree!" Xu Taiping reminded.

"Zhao Xianglu, this is our fateful showdown. I hope you can show your full strength!" Nian Gao said, raising his chin proudly, then turned around, walked to the end of the team, and joined the others. Individuals line up together.

"Why is this guy talking to himself? Besides, he's talking about how awesome he is, and it's not like he has to queue up." Xu Taiping said with a frown.

"People with chuunibyou like to talk to themselves. These people are all chuunibyou, and they are the kind that cannot be saved. They live in anime all day long, like idiots. No, they are just idiots. " Zhao Xianglu said.

"But I'm still willing to do it if you give it to me. That rice cake has a good figure." Xu Taiping said.

"Of course, she's an Internet celebrity. She works as a host at Shaji. She just uses cosplay to attract attention. When the sponsor father shows up, she will hang out with others, eating, drinking and cosplaying. Many people will I am willing to praise her, and now she is ranked among the top in Shamao." Zhao Xianglu said.

"You women are so jealous. Why do you think someone goes out with someone to eat, drink, and play? Have you ever seen her?" Xu Taiping asked.

"I haven't seen it, but don't forget, our Zhao family's intelligence system is not for show. It's not easy to find out who she rented a room with." Zhao Xianglu said.

"You actually used the Zhao family's intelligence system to find out that a female anchor was checking into a room with someone... That's awesome, Mr. Xianglu." Xu Taiping sighed with a thumbs up.

Zhao Xianglu rolled her eyes at Xu Taiping, and then stopped talking.

The incident between Zhao Xianglu and the rice cake was just a small episode.

As time passed, the team slowly moved forward. After waiting in line for more than an hour, Xu Taiping and Zhao Xianglu walked into the comic exhibition venue together.

The huge venue was dotted with booths from major anime and game venues. Everywhere you looked, there were all kinds of two-dimensional things.

"Is my mission completed?" Xu Taiping asked.

"What's the matter? You didn't stand up for me just now. Later, you can take some nice photos for me and post them on the photo wall!" Zhao Xianglu said.

"Didn't you agree?" Xu Taiping asked.

"She has issued a challenge, but if I don't agree, doesn't it mean that I'm afraid of her? I'm much prettier than her! I don't believe I can't beat her!" Zhao Xianglu said.

"But I dare to show it!" Xu Taiping said.

"Are you unpopular if you don't show it? I still don't believe it. The time has come to test your skills, Uncle Zhao!" Zhao Xianglu patted Xu Taiping's shoulder seriously and said.

Hearing the words Uncle Zhao, Xu Taiping's face twitched uncontrollably twice, then he opened his mouth and said, "Uncle, your sister..."