Text Chapter 1171: Not Everyone Is Alice

Well, the whole family has already decided to go camping, what else can the second sister say. Faced with the fact that the little guys in her own family have betrayed her, Tiantian just wants to play in the forest now.

"Uncle, uncle, can we see tree holes in the forest?" Tiantian stood up on the table and asked him curiously.

"Uh..." Zhou Jiexi thought about what to say, did this child tell her too many stories? Alice in Wonderland, does she really want to touch it for a while? "There must be tree holes, but we can't drill them casually."

"What? Alice went well!" Tian Tian said with an inappropriate expression.

Zhou Jiexi really had a headache. When he told the story, he didn't say that he was telling the story with a storybook. How can I say that I was an internet writer for a period of time in my previous life, and I think I still have the ability to make up stories.

So he knew there was such a story, but one thing he was sure of was that if he told this story tonight, it would definitely be different from last night, and it would not be the same as tomorrow night. He didn't know which version he was talking about with Tiantian.

The adults on the table were already holding back their laughter, especially the fourth and third sisters who knew what Zhou Jiexi was used to. He usually speaks big words, take any story book as an example, he can make up big stories himself. This tone is loud, really pretending to be powerful, now I don't know what I said!

"Hehe...Alice, Alice!" Zhou Jiexi thought about it, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he immediately had words to say: "That's because the victory that Alice went to was an artificially planted forest. The tree holes and the like have already been sanitized. It is a place that belongs to us humans, but the forest we are going to is different."

As he said that, he became a little more serious, and he should be warned, otherwise the child will return to the forest by bumping into it. "But the forest we are going to does not belong to our human property, that is, the tree hole over there has an owner. You also know that your uncle taught you what to do if strangers dare to enter your house and build it?"

"Just beat him!" Tiantian said together with Niuniu.

"Yes, beat him!" Zhou Jiexi nodded and said, "So, if you go to someone else's tree hole, will they beat you?"

"Oh!" The two children nodded as if they had realized something, but Tiantian was still young, an ancient spirit like her mother, and finally said: "But Tiantian is so cute, don't they know beat me?"

"Ha ha……"

"hehe……"

A lot of people on the table laughed, this clown in my house is really stupid and cute.

"This child, cute and cute, can he avoid being beaten?" The third sister said with a smile.

The second sister, who is a mother, is also a little speechless to her daughter, why don't she be so cute and so stupid. This child looks chubby, why does he want to be hugged and kneaded so much!

Zhou Jiexi was even more speechless. It's okay to imitate your mother, a female hooligan. There was a smile on his face, "You see, uncle is so handsome, if he breaks into other people's house, he will be beaten!"

Tiantian also heard the laughter of many adults, and knew that what she said just now might be a little funny. This also became a little embarrassing, and her face became flushed.

"This kid, you still say you are handsome, how can you say yourself!" The mother couldn't see her son showing off, and smiled at Xiang Chopsticks.

"I'm not handsome anymore. I have inherited the high-quality genes of your two elders. I have grown up to be shockingly handsome, but at least it makes people want to see it!" Zhou Jiexi murmured, looking at his mother. .

"If you can eat, you will have a good figure. Otherwise, you will be like a monkey before, and Saiya will not be as good as you!" The mother doesn't feel sorry for hurting her son, anyway, it belongs to her. Xing said a few more words, where is our own son!

Saiyan heard his mother calling his name and thought he was looking for something good, and of course the good things on the table were food. A pair of round eyes looked at his mother, and he fiddled with his hands from time to time to blow the hair of the second sister and third sister with a hair dryer. It really looks like he is comparing handsomeness with Jessie Zhou.

"Look, look, I said that little Saiyan is much better than you before!" Mom also knew what Saiyan wanted, so she put some sweet sauce on a fruit on her side, and finished with a fork He handed it to Saiyan.

Zhou Jiexi looked at Saiyan who was eating what his mother gave him, this kid was better than before. What kind of eyes are these? Brother Maomao has so many, brother has such a dark face? I'm handsome, okay?

"Mom, I'm your son. It's so bad, you can have monkeys and grandchildren!" Zhou Jiexi muttered dissatisfied.

"Mom, he even scolded us together!" The second sister immediately jumped out to start a fight.

Fortunately, Zhou Jiexi was strong enough, and the whole activity was not suppressed.

Now that the decision is made, let's integrate everyone. The remaining two members of the Yang family also want to go, Mr. Yang and Yang Shuren's wife and children. All the old ladies have gone, and of course Zhou Jiexi plans to take them with him, after all, if he and his father bring a family full of women, it would be really annoying sometimes.

It's just that the result of the fact is really no different from the original one, the old man, the child and the woman, and Zhou Jiexi, a strong young man in the middle. At most, adding a dad who is considered to be in the prime of life, these two men took so many women to camp together, Zhou Jiexi can only express his admiration to himself.

Just packing up a bunch of things is a waste of a day, and I don't know what these women have to bring so much. Isn't it just a two-day and one-night trip to camp, is there any need to be so exaggerated?

Helping the eldest sister, the second sister, the third sister and the fourth sister pack their luggage, he is helping to throw out the unused things. It is enough to bring sunscreen and outdoor cleaning kit. There is no need for skin care products such as insect repellent and insect repellent. The insect repellent grass in it is enough to ensure that they will not be attacked by some small pests.

However, powerful insect repellents are necessary in the wild. Although the human body has a smell that makes insects feel disgusted and away, it is not available on other items. Those camps will also need to be dewormed at that time, so as not to have insects in the camp at night. .

Now that we are going to play in the forest, we must bring the necessary field equipment. Several children have bought field suits of their age. These specialty stores can get it done, Zhou Jiexi just made a phone call and they delivered the goods to the door. The troubled second sister was upset, and kept telling him, it’s not interesting to buy things without going shopping.

These are small things. Of course, Zhou Jiexi went in and planned to do some hunting with his father. Although it is a sightseeing route this time, there must be wild beasts on the road. Hunting has always been the instinct in a man's heart.