282. Laoyoutiao (Third Update, Please Vote for Me)

"Grandma, I didn't mean to trespass. It's just that the forest is too big. I don't know which forest belongs to grandma. Please forgive me!" Li Dian was still thinking that he was so lucky. He and Liang Che was imprisoned in a tent, but Liang Che took advantage of the situation and killed two dragnet combatants and escaped with him. He was chased and plunged into the ruins.

After entering the ruins and randomly teleporting, Li Dian groped slowly in the woods, hiding away when he encountered wild beasts. At night, he was surprised to find that the monster-like woods stopped attacking after being covered with rags. Own.

Originally, he just used this tattered linen cloth as armor, but it turned out to be as if he was wearing an invisibility cloak. He was invincible!

However, before I could be happy for long, I bumped into a tree spirit!

It’s not like Li Dian hasn’t seen the movie A Chinese Ghost Story. Wang Zuxian in it is simply his dream girl. It would be great if Xiaoqian comes. In movies, doesn’t Xiaoqian always come first? How could he be so direct? Here comes the tree demon grandma? !

Don't follow the script! what to do? It’s a rush to wait online!

But Li Dian also knew very well that the dryad here was definitely not the one in the movie. How could the ruins coincide with the story in the folk tale? This grandma is not that grandma!

Lu Shu sneered harshly from the tree: "I wonder which forest belongs to grandma? The whole forest belongs to grandma!"

Li Dian was about to vomit blood at that time: "Grandma, have mercy on me! Grandma, have mercy on me!"

"The negative emotion value from Li Dian, +999!"

Lu Shu said in a rough voice: "You smell of fire, what's going on? Do you want to burn down grandma's woods?"

"No, no, the villain had a companion before. He had the ability to control fire. The fire in me should have come from him!"

"Where are the others?" Lu Shu asked.

"I don't know, little one, but we have been separated since we came here!"

Lu Shu nodded. It seemed that Liang Che had really come in. The claim that he felt the aura of fire on Li Dian's body was pure nonsense. He just wanted to trick Li Dian and see if Liang Che had come in too.

To be honest, although Li Dian is a bit crooked, his level of criminality is so different from Liang Che's. If Li Dian is just a little charlatan, then Liang Che is a villain who commits many evil deeds and puts people's lives at risk. bandit.

Lu Shu thought for a while: "Why can't grandma feel spiritual power from you? Where did your piece of rags come from?"

"This is handed down from the ancestor of the villain!" Li Dianzhan said tremblingly.

"Well, grandma is a little tired tonight, please keep going and come to bed," Lu Shu said cheerfully.

"The villain has been suffering from kidney deficiency since he was a child. He has premature ejaculation. His skin is rough and his flesh is thick and tastes bad. Grandma, just please spare me!" Li Dian crawled on the ground with fear all over his body...

"The negative emotion value from Li Dian, +999!"

"It doesn't matter. If Xiaoqian runs away, grandma will betroth you to the old demon from Montenegro to make up for the loss," Lu Shu said coldly.

Li Dian's figure crawling on the ground suddenly paused. He was confused at that time. What the hell is he? Betrothed to an old demon from Montenegro?

"The negative emotion value from Li Dian, +999!"

Doesn’t this old Montenegro monster only want women? A man of his age ended up being betrothed to an old demon from Montenegro? Li Dian shuddered when he thought of that scene.

But the point of the problem is... this is really that grandma!

In fact, Li Dian is very thoughtful. At this time, he had begun to suspect that someone was playing a prank on him. He wanted to raise his head to see who was above his head, but as soon as he lifted the torn linen cloth, the branches in the forest sensed the existence of spiritual power and rolled over instantly. The scene was so scary that Li Dian was so frightened that he quickly wrapped the torn linen cloth around his head again!

He was still thinking about a question in his mind, could it really be the Dryad Grandma up there? If not, there is a question that makes no sense. Do the people above have the same method of shielding their own spiritual power?

That's too high-end. He has to squat on the ground all the time, while everyone else jumps up the tree... At this time, Li Dian still felt a little uncertain and fearful.

"The negative emotion value from Li Dian, +999!"

"Now let me ask you an answer," Lu Shu said, "What is your name?"

"Liang Che..."

Lu Shu was stunned for a moment: "How old are you this year?"

"25..."

Haha, Lu Shu was happy at that time. You are really an old fool. Your voice doesn't sound like 25.

He tapped the tree trunk with his leisurely fingers: "Where is your ID card? Throw it out and let me see."

Li Dian was not well at that time. How could the tree demon grandma know what the ID card was? ? Do you want first generation or second generation? ! Can I make a copy of the front and back for you? !

"The negative emotion value from Li Dian, +513!"

Lu Shu couldn't hold back his laughter. In fact, he didn't have the same evil methods as his grandma. Li Dian would have guessed this sooner or later, and the harvest was almost done.

Li Dian is now very sure that the person above his head must be a human being...

I was so scared that I almost peeed just now. If I want to know who it is, I have to kill you!

However, Li Dian actually knew very well that even if the opponent was a human being, he would probably not be able to defeat him. After all, the level of methods was different now. People could jump around in the trees and disgust him, but he did not even dare to raise his head. Wrapped in torn linen, he was already dead!

Lu Shu looked at Li Dian happily and asked roughly, "What will happen if I take away this tattered linen cloth from you?"

"Hero...what do you want?!" Li Dian's whole body was in bad shape. If this linen cloth was taken away, would he still be able to survive? Li Dian lay on the ground and wrapped his head in a torn linen cloth and crawled away decisively. He just wanted to bet on whether the person above him could really survive in the woods without any trouble.

As a result, wherever he went, the man above him followed him, and the sound of jumping among the trees was extremely smooth.

Li Dian wanted to risk his life and take a look at who was playing a prank above him, but as soon as he raised his head, the branches wrapped around him again, frightening him and he quickly lay down again!

Lu Shu sat on a branch and swayed his legs, smiling at the way Li Dianxiang raised his head but couldn't. "Hahahaha, why don't you dare to look up at grandma? Are you drifting off, or is my dryad grandma not sexy enough?"

"The negative emotion value from Li Dian, +678!"

"Hurry up, throw out your ID card," Lu Shu stopped talking to him. Li Dian honestly took out his ID card and threw it to an open space very close to him. He thought about what he would say if the other party came down to pick it up. Maybe there will be a chance to see the other party's true face.

Before he could react, Lu Shu used a cadaver dog to dig up Li Dian's ID card like a fish in a river. Lu Shu looked at the information on the ID card: "Li Guowei, 32 years old, address Shaanzhou..."

Haha, you old boy, even your ID card is fake...