I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 119 When an Elegant Woman Meets Rough Lines

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Half a month of hard work...

The woman stared at the painting blankly, and finally realized the meaning of a mouse droppings ruining a pot of soup.

"Hey, so there's someone here?"

An Lin saw the woman painting under the peach tree, looked startled, and said.

This woman is very good-looking, with two curved smoky eyebrows that look like a frown but not a frown, and her face is like a beautiful flower shining on the water, giving her a delicate and elegant feeling.

"Hello, I'm really sorry. I broke in without your permission."

An Lin knew that he had made a mistake first and immediately apologized.

The woman suppressed her anger and did not speak. Instead, she carefully looked at the handsome man in front of her.

The powerful consciousness was also released, scanning the man's whole body.

After that, her frown deepened.

Strangely, his cultivation level is only at the early stage of spiritual cultivation.

The Qi Yuan Juekong Formation can even be easily resisted by a monk in the late stage of divine transformation. How did he get in?

"Let me ask you, how did you get up here?" the woman said calmly, her voice soft and melodious.

"Me? I flew up here!"

An Lin blinked and looked at the woman with a (why do you ask such a boring question) expression.

When the woman heard these words, her chest tightened, and when she saw An Lin's contemptuous expression, she became even more angry.

"What I'm asking you is...why were you able to break through my formation and reach the top of the mountain!"

If the woman hadn't been extremely well-educated, she would have hit someone long ago without saying a word.

"Oh... I'm powerful, so I broke it open." An Lin rolled his eyes at her and said.

This question asks...

It's like someone asking you why you got a hundred percent score in math.

Of course I was good at math, so I got a hundred points.

What do people mean when they ask this question? Isn’t this looking down on people? ?

The woman's white cheeks turned crimson, yes, she was angry!

"Oh, then you are really powerful. I wonder what you would do if you went to the top of the mountain privately?"

The woman knew that she could no longer talk to this man properly, so she went straight to the point.

An Lin scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I came here just to bungee jump on the top of the mountain."

The woman was stunned: "Bungee jumping? What is bungee jumping?"

An Lin suddenly realized that she was not a student of Tianting, so naturally she had never heard of bungee jumping.

So, he changed his words concisely and concisely: "I came here just to jump off a cliff from this high mountain!"

Hearing this, the woman's face finally darkened: "Are you kidding me?"

Are you kidding me, you worked so hard to break through the formation to get to the top of the mountain just to do some cliff jumping?

Only a ghost would believe it!

An Lin spread his hands: "Believe it or not, I'm going to jump anyway."

As he spoke, he walked around looking for the best place to jump off the cliff.

Then he saw the painting the woman had drawn.

"Hahahaha... What's wrong with the crane's eyes? They're so ugly, hahahaha..."

It has to be said that the crane's magical eyes successfully made An Lin laugh.

"Crack!" The paintbrush was crushed by the woman's bare hands.

She considers herself to have a good temper, a quiet and elegant woman.

Until he met An Lin.

Very good...her anger level has successfully exploded!

"Say it again!?" The woman gritted her teeth in anger.

Unfortunately, An Lin was just smiling and didn't hear clearly what the woman said.

He was still looking at the funny crane in the painting: "Huh? Say it again. I didn't hear what you were saying just now, hahahaha..."

"You didn't hear that clearly, did you?"

The woman sneered and stood up with a face as cold as frost. Her delicate body was like a weak willow, and an extremely terrifying aura suddenly erupted.

An Lin's whole body went cold and he suddenly woke up.

There is murderous intent!

Then, he saw Su Bai's fist coming towards him.

Then……

There's no after that.

An Lin was beaten almost to death.

He was clearly in the spirit-nurturing period, but he was beaten like a chicken by a woman, until he couldn't take care of himself.

After beating An Lin severely, the woman's anger finally dissipated a lot.

Her white face was slightly red, making her look even more gorgeous.

Looking at the man lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, the woman was in a trance.

Since she became obsessed with painting, how long has it been since she hit someone?

She didn't expect that this man had the ability to make her angry and attack him. His ability to make people angry was truly unparalleled. The key was that he didn't know it yet. She felt that there must be something wrong with this monk's mind.

An Lin was also afraid of this woman who would get violent and hit anyone if she disagreed. He didn't know that it was because of him that the painting looked like this. He felt that there must be something wrong with the Taoist nun's mind.

Then, both of them looked at each other with crazy eyes.

An Lin blinked: "What are you looking at?"

The woman frowned slightly: "What do you mean by looking at me like this?"

An Lin smiled: "Otherwise, you can teach me how I should look at you!"

The woman's tone paused: "You...!"

Yes, although he couldn't beat this woman, his momentum couldn't be reduced, and now the tit-for-tat confrontation began.

Oh my God, this person must have been sent by God to test my Taoist heart! ?

The woman's delicate body trembled, and she kept warning herself to stay calm and not to be impatient.

After all, being anxious is a taboo in painting. As a quiet and elegant fairy, how could she commit such a taboo.

A smile appeared on the woman's face: "Hello, my name is Lin Junjun."

An Lin was stunned, how could this woman change her face so quickly?

Although he was doubtful, he still introduced his name: "Hello, my name is An Lin."

After saying that, he got up from the ground, took out the anti-swelling medicine from Najie, and applied it on himself.

I just applied this medicine on my face this morning, and now I have to apply it on my whole body.

I used it very quickly, so I have to buy it again...

"Oh, that's it. Then I would like to ask fellow Taoist An Lin, why did you come to the top of the mountain?" Lin Junjun tried his best to stay calm and said softly.

An Lin's mouth twitched. Didn't he say it before? He came here to jump off the cliff!

Now that Lin Junjun had spoken properly, he had no choice but to speak again: "I really came here to jump off the cliff! Otherwise, why do you think I came here? There is nothing here, and I came here specially to visit a beautiful woman like you. What?"

Lin Junjun blushed when he heard this and didn't know how to refute. Finally he said angrily: "Then just go dance!"

An Lin glanced at Lin Junjun and nodded: "Oh, I finally explained it."

Lin Junjun saw An Lin's sympathetic and pitiful eyes, and his veins popped out.

I bet An Lin thought she was a fool! ?

Be calm, be calm... I am an elegant and quiet woman.

Lin Junjun kept hinting to himself in his heart, clenching his fists and his delicate body trembling slightly.

An Lin ignored her and walked around the top of the mountain, finally coming to the edge of a very steep cliff.

"Ding dong, it's detected that the host has reached the cliff."

He smiled. The system was quite considerate and had prompts.

He waved to the quiet woman behind him: "Excuse me, I'll see you later. But having said that, the crane you drew is really funny, hahahaha..."

After saying that, he jumped off the cliff and took a leap of faith.

Well, I'm going to run away anyway.

He felt that he had been beaten and his momentum could not be reduced.

Moreover, that crane is really funny!

"Plop!"

His head hit an invisible barrier and his body stopped.

An Lin: "..."

From above, Lin Junjun's soft and melodious voice came:

"What did you just say? Say it again?"

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