Volume 847 The Most Embarrassing Scene

As a young actress, Miss Zhou Yun is not glamorous, but she is also slender.

But no matter how thin she is, she has a limit.

This time, it wasn't Qin Guan's butt that got stuck in the muddy water anymore, but Zhou Yun's. up.

The bamboo bridge is long, the stream is gurgling, the butterflies are flying, and the kingfisher is singing. It is a poetic picture scroll, but the two people in the basket spoil the scenery.

Qin Guan's strength is not small, but the role he plays is a handsome scholar. Naturally, he is on the bamboo bridge.

So his head was lowered, his waist was bent, and he walked slowly, but very rhythmically.

This is a touching picture scroll of loving mother and filial son, but it has a bit of absurd black humor, which is quite embarrassing.

It is very easy to take such shots. All the shots in this beautiful small mountain village carry the gifts of nature, with the taste of green grass and sunshine.

But when Qin Guan was about to shoot the last scene in this short story, he encountered great difficulties.

Swimming in the clear river water is no problem.

Why do I have to take off my clothes and pee after swimming?

Although it's just a scene shot from the back, according to Director Jiang Wen's request, it's really about urinating, not just tricking it with a small stream of water.

Although this shot is only to shoot Qin Guan's naked back and body, this Qin Guan has been exposed countless times in many movies, so he doesn't care much.

But what the hell is peeing in public!

'This is a sacrifice for art! '

'I don't do it! When did defecating on camera become art? '

'Look at this plot, it shows the release of a silly and innocent young man's self-character in a rare entertainment environment! '

'By urinating? '

'...'

‘After the film is finished, I’ll bring you 5 catties of Hani beef floss for your daughter-in-law to try. '

‘Five catties is not enough, I want ten catties. '

'make a deal! '

Qin Guan's large-scale lens was sold under the purchase of ten catties of beef floss.

In order to shoot this shameful scene, not only did all irrelevant crew members clear the scene, but Jiang Wen, who was cautious and ashamed, even went into battle in person. Only he and the cameraman appeared in Qin Guan's next long inside the scene of the shot.

The weather is still bright and sunny, and the clear river, with the coolness of late spring, is waiting for Qin Guan's fortune.

At this time, Qin Guan was wearing red short sleeves, black trousers and cloth shoes, which were rare in that era, clearly showing the demeanor that a handsome guy should have.

If you ignore the two big white characters on his chest - metallurgy, then this very trendy outfit will add even more beauty to the following shots.

It's a pity that with such a strong rural atmosphere, Qin Guan unconsciously fell back and fell into the river.

The water quickly wet all of Qin Guan's clothes, making the thin material outline the temptation of endless hormones.

‘Wow, wow! '

In order to perfectly capture Qin Guan's swimming posture in the river, he adopted the backstroke posture at the suggestion of director Jiang Wen.

Playing the teenagers in the clear river water, it is so beautiful that it makes people smile knowingly.

And as Qin Guan stepped up on the bank with his long legs, the one who bowed and bowed was his straight legs, and stepped onto the bank.

With his heroic tugging, the clothes fell off, first a red T-shirt, then black trousers.

In that open and bright place for birds, with the sunshine, every inch of skin on the body is struggling to absorb the warmth.

‘Piss, you pee! ’ Director Jiang Wen, who was following behind him, and the cameraman who was carrying a large machine by himself, all looked anxiously at Qin Guan’s subsequent performance.

Is this undressed, arms outstretched too long? Shouldn't we just get straight to the point?

According to the research on the natural response of the human body, when playing with water, the excretory system underneath the cerebral cortex has the same effect as the sound of hissing.

But now Qin Guan, who is facing the camera with his sexy ass, feels Alexander.

I don’t know if everyone has the same feeling, whether it’s a large or a small size, when you are concentrating on fighting for the things you must go through every day, after you are flushing the toilet, two people are using the world’s most Staring at you with focused and eager eyes, intending to cheer for you at the moment when you solve it, if you can come out, that is really a talent.

Is Qin Guan considered a talent? Of course he is!

As an actor, there is basically no sense of shame and humiliation in the shooting of movie shots.

Therefore, Qin Guan perfectly used the great method of distraction to pee out the boo boo that expressed various sacred meanings and noble sentiments in the camera.

The water is flowing, high and far, clear, without forks.

Director Jiang Wen behind the camera was very satisfied.

So don't discuss the meaning of the shot with the director of a literary film. This kind of meaningless shot exists only for shooting.

As for how many of them are Jiang Wen trying to use Qin Guan's beauty to seduce the audience? We don't know.

But just for such a gimmick, many curious people who eat melons and soy sauce lovers will also walk into more and more boring theaters for this.

This short story basically ends with Qin Guan’s crazy mother waking up, as she is pregnant with a child, but her husband betrays her in the army, and has an immoral love affair with a Russian woman.

And because of this, the dead husband cannot be counted as a martyr, and bears the badge of shame all his life.

Zhou Yun, who was pregnant with Liujia, brought the ashes of the traitor to her husband's hometown, and raised Qin Guan, a posthumous child, in a moment of sobriety and a moment of confusion.

And just when she reached the peak of her madness and reached a higher level of madness, she suddenly realized. She abandoned all her love for the betrayer, as well as the grown-up Qin Guan, and threw herself into the river that Qin Guan once swam in.

A pair of red carp embroidered shoes, accompanied by the melodious singing of Katyusha, floats in this beautiful small mountain village, the hometown that brings life to the heartbroken man, and also takes away his youth of hurting women, dreaming of happiness.

The expression of this implied lens is profound enough.

If it weren't for Jiang Wen, every time he shoots a scene, he would break up and explain to the actors in the crew.

Zhou Yun and Qin Guan, who finished filming this complete story, did not know that this story has such profound educational significance. (To be continued.)