Text Volume 500 People Hate Dogs ~ Time Xiwei and Bookworm Are Gone
'Aww,' the woodpecker pecks wood for food, and the little bean penguin pecks Qin Guan for no reason... There is no reason, it doesn't look pleasing to the eye, but it just wants to peck.
The people on the sidelines counted one by one. They were all surprised at the beginning, then surprised in the later stage, and now the audience burst into laughter.
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha' no one is sympathetic.
No one, including the breeder, thought of rescuing this poor boy who was not seen by animals from his clutches.
And Adam Sandler was happy on the sidelines, taking the fish feed in his hand as a snack, and stuffed it into his mouth unconsciously.
'Bah bah bah! ’ When Adam Sandler was struggling to spit out the fish scales, Da Zhuang over there saw that the efficiency of Xiaodou’s pecking was too low, and the people under him were already moving and about to come out.
So it went up in person.
In the aquarium and ocean amusement park, a brilliant breeder and trainer is intimate with the domesticated animals under his hands.
As a star of a sea lion performance, clapping is the most basic performance item, as simple as drinking water and eating.
At this time, Da Zhuang moved his body from Qin Guan's back with a small roll, and because the provoking man had lost the power to suppress, he raised his face face.
Da Zhuang said that it was too late and then soon, he straightened his half body, and started to applaud with his soft paddling forelimbs, but this time Da Zhuang was not facing the children in the aquarium, but Qin Guan head.
'Puff puff'
'Ha ha ha ha'
"Trainer, hurry up, hurry up and help..."
Sigel was laughing on the sidelines. Qin Guan had such an enmity with animals in his previous life, he was so unpopular.
Afterwards, he could only look at Qin Guan in the venue, and sighed softly, alas, this actor and this movie have no destiny after all.
By the time everyone rushed to rescue Qin Guan from the two pets that had been fighting, he was no longer as energetic as when he first came to the crew for an interview.
Seeing the heartbeat, seeing the face that fell in love with each other, looking at it now, it is only funny.
A few fish scales that came out of nowhere were sticking to his cheeks, and the short hair that was originally well-groomed was as messy as a bird's nest.
"Are you OK?"
"Qin Guan, are you okay?"
This man, who had been terribly shocked by the fact that animals didn't like me at all, finally withdrew his mind because of human beings' kind inquiries.
"Wow Qu Xuemei, this scene can't be filmed..."
Qin Guan finally found the organization, his grievances were beyond words, Qu Xuemei became his last backbone among this group of people.
After a period of turmoil, the aquarium in Hawaii kindly gave Qin Guan the most comfortable corner to take a short rest.
And every staff member who witnessed the beating incident just now would take a closer look at Qin Guan when they passed by, and then walk away with their mouths covered and smiles suppressed.
Qu Xuemei, who was beside her, left for the time being, and greeted Director Sigel, who was full of regrets but couldn't laugh or cry, politely. The result of this interview was self-evident.
Taking advantage of this time difference, Adam Sandler, the ultimate successor of this role, sat down beside Qin Guan again.
"Let me introduce myself again, Adam Sandler." This honest and festive American actor handed Qin Guan his hand with great joy.
Qin Guan dejectedly passed his hand over: "Hi, I'm Qin Guan."
His potential opponent was no longer a threat at all, and Adam Sandler was as happy as he saw the penguins in the arena at this time.
"Qin Guan, thank you very much. If it weren't for your strange physique, it would be too difficult for me to get this role. Thank you, thank you very much."
Hearing such thanks, Qin Guan was really heartbroken, and the new buddy at the side still didn't forget to continue to hit him: "Oh, then your physique is a bit of a loss."
"You want to make a city pet drama, a Disney reality show, even if it's a catastrophe of a python, you can't end it yourself if you take a location for the great white shark."
"This is a domesticated animal with a high IQ. Hey, as a model, have you ever made a movie with a cheetah or a python..."
Qin Guan looked at the gloating face of Adam Sandler with black lines. The hatred of a penguin is like this. If it is a large beast, Qin Guan imagined the wonderful scene, and couldn't help but shiver. .
Adam Sandler here is still planning to continue talking with Qin Guan. Don't say that this actor is still very attractive to human beings.
I only had a few conversations with him, and I already had a good impression of him. Sure enough, God is fair to everyone.
Qu Xuemei over there had already finished talking with the director, and greeted Qin Guan: "Qin Guan, the interview is over, come and say hello for the last time, let's go back to New York."
There are fewer snakes, insects, rats and ants in big cities...
"well!"
The backs of Qin Guan and Qu Xuemei's farewell were still moving forward, and Adam Sanders, who was trying to comfort his opponent for the last time, gave the final crit.
"Goodbye, my new friend! New York is a good city, and there are relatively few mosquitoes!"
"puff…'
On the return plane, Qu Xuemei suddenly seemed to remember something, and asked Qin Guan a question: "If you were interviewed according to the level of animal aversion, wouldn't you be bitten by mosquitoes every day?"
Qin Guan covered his face helplessly: "Maybe creatures of the insect family are not included in the animal category."
"Oh, that's luck, Cong Nianwei is pitiful enough, if I was just with you, I found cockroaches attacking your room every day, I guess you will be broken in two minutes..."
It's not speculative, and Qin Guan is really speechless with such a stuffy manager who can't chat.
Only my dearest Cong Nianwei can understand my pain.
After washing away his exhaustion, Qin Guan, who hugged and chatted on the bed, told Cong Nianwei about his wonderful interview experience in detail.
I saw my girlfriend's suddenly realized expression: "No wonder, I also said that there are traces of Xiaoqiang in every student apartment in this building, but our family has never seen it."
"It's strange on my side. When I came to New York, I didn't even hang a mosquito net. The flowers and plants in your house didn't last long. Look at that yellow potted plant, it can't die."
"You just watered it once..." (To be continued.)