VOLUME 319 The Strange Neighbor
"Oh, what an unromantic neighbor, Baptiste, we need to stay away from them."
"Yeah." The little chubby one is the younger brother, and he blinked his gray pupils obediently when he heard what his brother said, and said, "But Batisler, what if they take the initiative to say hello?"
"You're stupid. You just speak French. Those two people don't look like smart people. They don't speak authentic English. They definitely don't understand French. They look like muscular people with simple minds."
"Oh." The little fat man named Baptiste nodded obediently
Joseph was still standing at the door seriously, even when he was gossiping about his neighbors, he was extremely serious: "According to the world's IQ, you French are idiots second only to Africans, and it's your turn to laugh at Asians with the highest IQ. The country is simply unscientific."
"You!" Before the little French curly hair started to go crazy, Coulibaly from the Congolese tribe on the opposite side exploded: "You are naked discrimination, look at me, I am the best for those who study in the United States Representative, as the son of the leader of an emirate's tribe, I issue a serious international warning to you!"
Joseph's rigid expression didn't change in any way because of the threat from the man opposite him who wouldn't expose his target as long as he didn't speak in the dark.
"What you just said is just two short sentences, and there are 4 grammatical errors in the middle. Don't tell me that you speak a standard London accent, because it is unlikely."
"Because studies have shown that only a small minority of Irish people in south London speak the most primitive and ancient form of Orthodox Standard English."
"Don't ask me why I know it, because I just know it. Is this much easier than explaining to you where I learned it from? Three idiots who don't necessarily have a higher IQ than me!"
When Joseph saw that the eldest son of the Emirates was about to show his arms and roll up his sleeves, and use the gold bracelet on his hand as Nozha's Qiankun ring, he calculated the timing and closed the door very appropriately.
Hahahaha Baptiste didn't care about Joseph's contempt for him just now, he laughed very heartily, and there was an echo in this empty corridor.
"Shut up!"
Several brown-skinned women opened the door in the largest room on this floor. Although they were the only female tenants on this floor, the students watching the excitement in the corridor all closed the door obediently. closed.
This nose ring, lip ring, belly button eye ring, a Mexican girl who can't miss one, should be the leader of this group of girls dressed like hippies.
The dazzling skull clamored on her chest, the dangerous poppies bloomed on her legs, the upright mohawk-like hair in the middle, and the bald scalp on both sides showed her rebellion.
"It's so noisy that I can't sleep! It must be that German kid! The so-called German invincible chariot, I am! It is as courageous as the mouse I strangled to death in the stinking ditch yesterday!"
The arrogant tongue licked her lips impatiently. Becerra couldn't restrain her anxiety and was woken up by these brats again. The underground band has two more performances tonight, and she doesn't know how much energy she has. Can't keep up.
Sooner or later, Joseph's head was about to be twisted off and kicked as a ball. Thinking of this, Becerra and the other two girls in the apartment retreated.
And getting dressed for the best night in Manhattan, right?
Coulibaly, the only cowardly Congolese heir, shuddered. He seemed to recall the scene where he and Becerra frightened each other in the corridor that night.
One thought he saw a demon that was passed down in the tribe, and the other thought he saw a white tooth fluttering in the sky, and they were both terrified.
At this time, Qin Guan and Cong Nianwei, who had just arrived for the first time, had already carried the supermarket's harvest in the direction of the apartment with big bags and small bags.
It seems that after getting familiar with the route, buying a convenient scooter must also be on the agenda.
The parking lot opposite the apartment, according to the stipulations in the house lease contract, they can get a free parking space, which is really good. Of course, the rent also includes water, electricity, heating, garbage and wastewater treatment fees, and security , Internet and cable TV fees, although they are hundreds of dollars more expensive than the same apartment, but it is really trouble-free.
After the two of them cleaned up the small nest, night fell quietly. In front of the small kitchen counter, the warm yellow light had been lighted up quietly, and the beef that had been stewed for a while was on the stove.
With potatoes from the United States, it will be ready in ten minutes. The moonlight shines on the floor of the living room. Qin Guan is surrounded by a domestic lamb apron, watching Cong Nianwei wipe the long hair from the second-hand grocery store in the back street. table.
This residential community is really good, with food, housing, use, and transportation, and it is very well operated.
The aroma of the beef wafted from the pot, and with the unique Chinese seasoning, it was even more deliciously tempting. Cong Nianwei put the bowls and chopsticks, watched Qin Guan stuff the big bowl in front of him to the brim, and asked a little worriedly : "Is it a bit too much to cook?"
"No, I'll put it in the crisper for a while, and whenever I'm too lazy to cook rice, I'll take out a spoonful of it, and serve it with rice as a braised beef rice bowl."
This kind of stewed dish is the first choice for those who are lazy at home and traveling. Thinking of this, Cong Nianwei and Qin Guan looked at each other and smiled, but suddenly there was a knock on the door.
Who will it be at this time? It is said that people who come to visit when others are eating don’t come back again? According to his thick skin, he must be capable.
As a result, when Qin Guan opened the door to take a look, he realized that the person standing at the door was someone they were not familiar with.
"Hi! My name is Joseph! I live opposite your door. I just came home and found that there is a new neighbor living here. I came here to visit. This is a gift."
Brother, can you find a better reason when you lie?
When my girlfriend went out with a pan, I was in the room and saw you opening the door holding a baguette.
By the way, even if you bring the bread you bought as a visiting gift, you have to be a little more sincere. You only came with one piece, what do you mean?
It's a pity that these are not words that Qin Guan, who has the Chinese virtue of hospitality, can say. He habitually smiled at the other party and stepped in: "Welcome, sit inside."
Joseph suddenly couldn't bear to come over for a meal. That's right, he was chewing bread dryly in the room with the canned beans he bought two days ago, but he was tempted to drool by the smell of food wafting from the corridor. DC.
As a country whose food is second only to the United Kingdom, Joseph, who had no pursuit of food, still couldn't bear it, and came to his new neighbor's house with a cheeky face. To be continued.
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