Volume 184 Human Rights of Turtles
Qin Guan took a step back and returned to the dormitory. He picked up the bold signature pen next to the phone, and wrote six elegant characters on the plastic bucket, "Niulanshan Erguotou"
After finishing writing, he calmly threw the pen into Liu Xiaoyang's arms, and prepared to use his acting skills to conquer the crowd who came towards him.
Liu Xiaoyang was hit right on the head by the signature pen thrown by Qin Guan, and the oil on his forehead instantly became Erlang God. He wiped a handful of black oil and water, and complained in his heart: Comrade Qin Guan, don't pretend to be calm, You were so scared that you forgot to cap your pen.
As Qin Guan got closer and closer to the person facing him, he couldn't help but meditate in his heart: Qin Guan, don't panic, you are a strong child! For specific lines, see Xiao Jinhua in the middle school textbook "Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea".
When the two parties met successfully, Qin Guan's legs were successfully hypnotized by himself and did not shake.
Just as he was about to pass by these people, a school girl from the disciplinary team spoke up.
"Senior Qin, is that you?"
This voice drew the eyes of the teacher who hadn't paid attention to him.
He stared at the rectangular barrel in Qin Guan's hand, no matter how it looked, it looked like alcohol? Then he asked suspiciously: "What are you holding in your hand, classmate?"
Qin Guan looked at the teacher who asked the question with the kindest, most innocent, and most innocent expression, and the crowd around him became dizzy for a while with his shining eyes.
He was very obedient and said to the teacher who asked the question: "Teacher, this is the wine I brought to the staff of the director team. After all, I am a newcomer, so I need to maintain the relationship frequently."
Hello! you are lying! You run faster than a rabbit after filming, it's all because your manager licked his face to please others!
Unexpectedly, this group of teachers, who have always been known for their rigorous thinking, believed it just by glancing at the Niulan Mountain on the barrel.
The cheap sorghum wine is all packed in such big white barrels, and it is too difficult for classmate Qin, who has to buy wine for everyone to drink out of his own pocket.
Nobody drinks alcohol, okay? Wang Lei, who stuck his head out at the door of the dormitory to observe the enemy's situation, has been complaining about the IQ of these inspectors. If he had known that it was such a group of mentally handicapped inspections, there would be no need for Qin Guan to come out!
When Qin Guan was far away, the group of people found their dormitory. It was only then that Wang Lei discovered that the IQ of this group of people had returned to normal levels.
This is life with cheats, what do you plan to do! Where can I go to reason about this?
Wang Lei sighed a long sigh at the combination of female teachers and female students, Qin Guan was the only one who could handle this matter.
When Qin Guan arrived at the Love Love crew safely and got his props for this scene, the whole crew came up one by one and patted Qin Guan on the shoulder to show comfort.
It was Qin Guan who was filming this scene so miserable that they couldn't help laughing out loud.
With the help of the props team, Qin Guan tied this lifelike bastard to his body, and knelt down at the gate of Yanwang Mansion.
He intends to use Xu Zheng's serious acting skills to see if it works and if he can shine.
Qin Guan's expression didn't move, he was a little humble, but he didn't use exaggerated chanting, nor did he use hard-pressed facial expressions to try this funny show.
Qin Guan leaned down very low, and read the lines with a dog-legged and serious expression: "Xiaozhi is a blind, stinky bastard. He has eaten too much lard and lost his mind. He is a mad dog and I am confused." Bite the director..."
He kowtowed while talking: "Your Excellency, you don't remember the faults of villains, so please forgive me, Your Highness King Yan, please forgive me."
If someone died suddenly on the set right now, it must have been killed by Qin Guan. The actor who played Zhu Di laughed before Qin Guan could finish his lines.
"Hahahaha!" This person started, and the others were like a drop of water thrown into the oil pan, and the pot exploded in an instant!
Hello! Do you guys still have sympathy? The tortoise shell of this prop is very heavy, okay?
The director held back his laughter, knocked on the sidelines with a newspaper, and loudly reminded everyone: "Be careful! Don't laugh anymore! Burn money!"
The emotional director was not angry because he laughed at Qin Guan, he was angry because he wanted to save money. We secretly had fun behind our backs.
The next scene Qin Guan performed was to stare closely at Zhu Di, who was acting opposite him.
According to the requirements of the script, Zhu Di laughed at Gao Fuming who was kneeling in front of him: "Your tears flow so fast!"
Qin Guan was laughed at like a dog by all of you thinking about it, can you not cry so fast? While continuing to read the amusing lines: "Your Majesty, what the slave sheds is not tears, but blood."
I wipe! Zhu Di, can you stop the corners of your mouth from twitching? Hold back!
"Thinking of the bastard things I have done in the past, my humble heart is bleeding, and seeing His Highness's loving face, my slave's heart... a slave's heart is bleeding pus... woo woo woo"
You are enough, stop smiling, okay? After a while I started laughing, and then laughed again.
Out of sight and out of mind, Qin Guan lay down on the ground like a turtle. Zhu Di held back his laughter, put on airs and continued to answer his lines.
Only then did Qin Guan breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, Qin Guan, do you know that you escaped just now? If it weren't for your lying down on the spot just now, the actor on the opposite side couldn't see your pretendingly sad face full of tears, he would probably continue to laugh.
After Qin Guan finished filming this scene, he finally won't have his filming roles in these few days. Alas, as a social elite, I am too tired. I have to learn all the courses in school in advance, and in order to go abroad, I have to go to my girlfriend. He signed up for the TOEFL class together, not to mention that he is running with two crews now.
Qin Guan was almost exhausted, his skinny cheeks were sunken in just half a month.
That's your illusion, okay? Isn't it just missing a few big meals? Isn't it over when you finish shooting Graceful Princess? Anyway, there's only one day left for the show, and you're going to get your bento again.
Qin Guan used his fingers to pick up the scenes he was currently receiving. He had already died twice in the two dramas, and the number of times he would die in the next two dramas was still twice.
A total of 4 dramas have been accepted, and all 4 are big villains that people hate and hate. He lay powerlessly on the steering wheel of the car and wanted to cry without tears. Now the only thing that can comfort him is food.
By the way, this place is not far from Xiaochangchen, so let’s eat a bowl of rotten meat and thick stewed soup.
When it comes to stewing and burning, it is difficult for a man who likes offal to resist its delicious taste. This substitute for Su-made meat, which originated in the south of the capital city during the Guangxu period, quickly conquered the hearts of many poor people.
At that time, the ordinary citizens, because the price of Suzao meat cooked with pork belly was too expensive, the people of Nancheng, who lived on physical labor every day, used pig head meat and pig offal instead. Stewed on fire.
Xiaochangchen’s marinated fire is boiled and stewed pig intestines and pig lungs together, supplemented with fried tofu slices, blood tofu, marinade, plus garlic juice, soy sauce tofu juice, coriander and other accessories , so that the fire is thoroughly cooked but not sticky, and the meat is rotten but not bad. If you go to the Liji Baishui sheep head next to it and cut two taels of meat, it will be delicious in the world.
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