Chapter 2796 Unbearable Disguise!
In Li Yao's mind, the bloody heart demon slowly unfolded a video, which was a picture of Chu Zhixiao and the spider chariot alone one day in the past.
Although it was strongly impacted by the explosion, most of the memory chips of the spider chariot were damaged and melted, but a small part of the data was still preserved, but the picture became hazy and empty, more like a mottled memory.
In the picture, "Major" Chu Zhixiao is sitting at the window, and there are dots of lights outside, which seems to be extremely high. I don't know if it is between the high-rise buildings of a certain planet, or in the steel viscera of a super-giant starship.
Half of her face was shrouded in shadows, and the other half of her face was engulfed in the curling smoke. Beside her was a huge ashtray cut off from shell casings and polished smooth, filled with burning cigarette butts.
"She still smokes?"
There is no doubt that tobacco is "the temptation of the demon".
If members of the Holy League want to pursue peace of mind, they must accept the illumination of the Holy Light instead of seeking the help of tobacco.
The Holy League itself does not produce tobacco, and the cigarettes that Chu Zhixiao smokes are also imperial goods seized on the battlefield. The captain of the Yaksha team is really maverick and confident.
However, that's not the point.
The point is, that chubby, fleshy, clumsy and funny-looking spider chariot, lying in front of Chu Zhixiao like a pet pig, is still very naive, like seven or eight years old, at most not The voice of a child over eleven or twelve years old asked coquettishly, "Major, Major, you seem to be very sad. What's the matter?"
"boom!"
Li Yao felt a thunderbolt explode deep in his soul.
He felt that every part of his consciousness was covered with goosebumps!
"Why--"
Li Yao couldn't believe it, "This woman wants to set her spider chariot to make such a childish voice! In other words, if I want to disguise myself as this spider chariot, do I have to make a voice like that of a primary school student?" ?”
"Not only that."
The bloody demon said, "Look."
In the picture, Chu Zhixiao didn't pay attention to Spider Chariot's concern, still full of melancholy, smoking one after another, staring at the rising smoke from time to time in a daze.
"Major, major..."
The voice of the spider chariot became more and more sweet, and it squirmed awkwardly, stretching out two forelimbs to catch Chu Zhixiao's calf, "Don't be sad, come and play with him, he is so boring!"
"People..."
Li Yao's soul ripples almost froze, as if the muscles on his face were twitching unconsciously after suffering extreme shock.
"Or else, I'll give the major a dance!"
In the picture, the spider chariot takes two steps back, with its four forelimbs raised high, supported by only two hind legs, standing up like a bear.
It rotated shaking, but without rotating two laps, it couldn't hold the balance. In the exclaiming sound of "Hey, hey", a bold and smooth belly facing the sky, the six limbs tremble .
"Help, Major!"
The spider chariot made an exaggerated call, "I can't turn over, please help me!"
Finally, Chu Zhixiao couldn't help it, the corner of his mouth turned up slightly, he stubbed out the cigarette, and walked over.
"Haha, I saw the major smile!"
The spider chariot turned over and said happily, "The major smiles so beautifully, you should smile more!"
The screen ends here.
In fact, there are more in the future, but Li Yao can't take it anymore.
Embarrassed silence, almost frozen ripples, rippling in the stare between him and the bloody demon.
"What the hell is going on!"
Li Yao lowered his voice, but couldn't suppress his puzzlement and anger, "Why, this super elite of the Inquisition Bureau is called the 'ultimate weapon', the Destroyer who killed countless powerful empires on the battlefield , the woman known as the 'Killing Goddess' wants to set her portable magic weapon like this?"
"This, this is hard to say."
Bloody Heart Demon said, "First of all, this type of spider chariot is not a real artificial intelligence, that is to say, all its behavior patterns and interface are set according to the owner's will, it can say 'Major You look good when you smile, you should smile more' This kind of words means that Chu Zhixiao subconsciously knows that he looks good when he smiles, and hopes that he can smile more.
"You can simply understand the relationship between Chu Zhixiao and the spider chariot as the relationship between us. The interaction mode of the spider chariot reflects her other personality, which is completely different from the 'killing goddess'. Personality, a, uh, innocent little girl.
"It's also easy to understand. She was originally an innocent little girl with the blood of heresy flowing in her body, but she was deprived of her childhood prematurely and suppressed her true self. Therefore, after controlling a small part of authority , she created such a 'big toy' for herself to relieve her inner pain and depression, it's normal!
"As for whether the high-level members of the Holy League knew about this, they must have known about it. Judging from the setting of the 'Yasha Squad', they were originally part of a huge experiment. How could they not know about this kind of thing, but just A small matter like creating a toy should still be within the tolerance of the high-level.
"As a result, it became what we saw."
"so--"
No matter what origin, depression, personality projection, etc., Li Yao pointed to the core of the problem, "If we want to lurk beside Chu Zhixiao in the shape of a spider chariot, we must hold our throats like a primary school student. Talk, call yourself 'other', even dance for her when she's upset?"
"This dance is not very difficult."
The bloody heart demon said, "I have analyzed all the voiceprint data of the spider chariot, the habit of using words, and the trajectory of this dance. It can be 100% simulated, so don't worry."
"Don't worry, the question is not whether you can simulate 100% or not!"
Li Yao finally broke out, "I am the supreme father of the Star Federation, the Black Wind King of the True Human Empire, and the number one expert in the Pangu Universe! You have to respectfully call me 'Big Brother', Xiao Xuance, Lu Zui, Skeleton Dragon Demon, the revived Pangu Clan, including the Black Star Emperor Wu Yingqi, were all smashed to pieces by me! I, 'Vulture Li Yao', is so strong, domineering and invincible What a man, I have been in the Xinghai for more than a hundred years, and in the end I have to pretend to be such, such an idiot, it is too shameful!"
"When did the Federal Speaker wash your feet?"
The bloody demon said, "Is it the opposite?"
"Shut up, it doesn't matter who washes who's feet. What matters is that I have the dignity of being the founding father of the Federation, the King of Black Wind, the number one expert in the Pan Gu universe, and a virus in the high-dimensional universe!"
Li Yao said viciously, "Which is tolerable, which one is unbearable? With my status and status today, if I do what's on the screen...how can I behave if it gets out?"
"However, it is the most convenient and fast way to lurk by Chu Zhixiao's side and follow the clues by 'hunting down the puppet king', and it is also the most promising way to lock down the high-level members of the Holy League."
The Bloody Heart Demon said, "Think about it clearly. According to the data we have collected these days, the main fleet of the Holy League is constantly gathering and moving. Fleets from the core world of the Holy League have joined the torrent of steel one after another. They It really came out in full force.
"The great battle that will determine the fate of the Central Star Sea is imminent, and we don't have much time to waste.
"Don't you like to say high-sounding words like 'for the future of human civilization, for the peace of the Central Star Sea, and for the fate of the Star Federation'? Then, for all these, it is not so unacceptable to sacrifice a little image. What's more, you have no image at all!"
"What did you say?"
Li Yao's soul sharpened like an electric arc.
"In the first place, you can even do such a thing as playing Wu Yingqi's short video in front of the entire Xinghai, do you think you are not notorious enough?"
"……All right."
Li Yao pondered for a long time, and was discouraged, "Are there any more pictures of Chu Zhixiao getting along with the spider chariot? Let's have a look. I'll think about it."
"some."
The bloody demon played a few more videos.
In one of the videos, Chu Zhixiao was fighting with several ghouls, while the spider chariot was waving its flag and shouting behind it.
"Come on, come on, the major is amazing, the major is great, people adore the major!"
There is also a video of the Spider Chariot drawing a big smiling face with crooked mouth and slanted eyes on its shell with an oil paintbrush, and suddenly jumped in front of Chu Zhixiao: "Major!"
The rest of the dozens of videos are nothing less than that.
Li Yao: "..."
Bloody Demon: "..."
Li Yao: "I've made up my mind, give up the infiltration, and change to a second target. Don't persuade me. If you persuade me again, you won't even have to be a brother!"
Bloody Demon: "Okay, okay, the difficulty of this infiltration plan is a little bit higher, let's find a second intrusion target, waste a few days, yes, there is no way."
"Very well, then quietly withdraw."
Li Yao said, "Before the spider chariot is sent to Chu Zhixiao."
"etc."
The bloody demon's voice suddenly became a hundred times weirder than before, "I found a new video."
"so what?"
Li Yao said, "I've seen enough of this kind of video, I'd rather die than surrender!"
"No, look at this."
The bloody heart demon read the video data recently shot by the spider chariot, and unfolded a new picture in Li Yao's soul.
In the picture, a man who is thin and tall, with a face as smooth and delicate as an egg, and wearing a tool poncho smiles at Chu Zhixiao and the spider chariot.
"My name is Li Yao, 'Vulture Li Yao'."
The man smiled happily, "I come from the other side of the star sea, a very far away place, this is the first time we meet, please take care of me, but now, goodbye!"