Chapter 469 I Have Never Been Used
The commander once said that even a pair of underwear and a piece of toilet paper have their own uses! Underpants and toilet paper are still self-improving, not to mention the ultra-long night-use hygiene... aunt towels!
After merging the memory of Duke from the ghost world, Aunt Towel transformed into a human form. The handsome face is very familiar to the Dukes. It was the appearance before they crossed over. He was wearing a white hospital coat with the word "Anorectal Department" on his chest. ' sign is still jaw-dropping.
Souls in the unknown space can change their voices and appearances freely, but Dukes rarely do this in order to better distinguish each other. Aunt Jingduke fused the memory, learned this part of the information, and was able to transform into a human form.
"Is it really... my own!?"
"I thought that wearing flowers and plants was the limit, but I never thought there would be such an operation! Please allow me to refuse!"
"The soul of this guy exists in the form of an aunt's towel. I would rather dress up as a woman than exchange memories with him."
The three Dukes who hadn't exchanged memories all said in unison that they were resolutely unwilling to have physical contact with their aunt Jing Duke, nor could they make eye contact.
"What are you afraid of, I've never been used!" Aunt Jing Duke shrugged, and with one sentence, the Dukes were scorched inside and out.
"I testify that he has never seen blood." Duke of the Ghost World assured that it had just left the factory for less than two months, and it is still on the shelves of the supermarket.
When the two of them said this, the other dukes were even more disgusted, and they all hid far away, and refused to get closer even if they were killed.
Aunt Jing Duke was overwhelmed with grief when she saw this, and she was disgusted by herself. Life is so sad. It's better to find a beep and post it, and forget it for the rest of your life!
The world Aunt Jing Duke lives in was originally a modern society with high-rise buildings and steel forests. People firmly believe that science and technology are primary productive forces, and that 'Emi Tofu' and 'Unscrupulous Heavenly Squat' are deceitful. Even in Western society, God is just a self-deceiving spiritual sustenance, used to fool the ignorant masses. Even if someone proves that all the characters in the mythology once existed, some Science Party will jump out and list one, two, three, four, five to prove that they are aliens.
It stands to reason that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a spirit. No matter how Duke wears it, his soul will not become an aunt's scarf. But fate just made a joke for him. On the day he crossed, that is, two months ago, after the spectacle of the Nine Stars Lianzhu, Lord Earth became 'ill'!
Countless light blue dense gases appeared in every corner of the earth without warning. These gases, called auras, had the majestic power to change the world.
Famous mountains and great rivers are nourished by spiritual energy, turning them into fairylands on earth, where rare and exotic fruits grow everywhere; wild beasts and pets inhale spiritual energy, and one after another activates their minds, and some even become smarter than humans; even human beings are strengthened in various ways. Generally, crop after crop, brain hole development leads to endless emergence of black technologies.
The most amazing thing is that the area of the entire solar system is getting bigger, and the earth is no exception, and it has now expanded to ten times its original diameter. The housing price problem in Great China was solved in an instant. Lovers don't have to become brothers and sisters, and countless real estate developers have stepped onto the rooftops.
No one cares about the life and death of the real estate agent, and everyone's attention is focused on the aura, these little things are so fascinating, but unfortunately, it is destined that some things cannot be explained by science.
Newton and Archimedes can't hold back anymore, the era of doomsday is ushering in the revival of aura, and the world will open a splendid new chapter - the age of mythology!
The reason why Aunt Jing Duke knows so much is because there is an LCD TV hanging in front of his shelf, and he can see weird news every day.
It is said that two days ago, several college students were exploring in the wild, accidentally fell into a cave, and found a Taoist treasure that can absorb spiritual energy for cultivation. The Taoist classics point out the way to the sky. Those who cultivate to great success can fly to the sky to hide from the earth, move mountains and fill the sea. What's more, they can live forever, live as long as the sky and earth, and compete with the sun and the moon for glory.
Great China: Xiuzhen is on the rise!
Great Beauty Emperor: Only black technology is the truth!
Gallic Chicken: Long live the magic!
Polar Bear: Give me vodka, I can overturn the whole world!
Nan Bangzi: Everything is mine!
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"My aunt can become a spirit. That world is doomed to run rampant with demons and ghosts. I can think of a miserable future for mankind."
"The troubled times are approaching, and the order is about to be re-established. This auntie, has you ever considered conquering the country and becoming the emperor?"
"Not at all, I decided to find a beautiful young lady to be the empress behind the soul."
"Are you sure it's the 'behind' spirit, not the 'close' spirit?"
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Death world!
In the twelfth division of Seireitei, in the open space in front of the Technology Development Bureau, a machine with a strange shape was built. This machine is used to shuttle into the invisible empire.
Ever since Duke revealed that he had 'discovered' someone peeping from the shadow of Seireitei, the captain has attached great importance to this, and Nirvana Mayori research confirmed that there are invisible enemies lurking in the shadow of Seireitei. And the identity of the enemy is the natural enemy of death, the Quincy Master who should have been exterminated thousands of years ago!
When the captain learned of this, he immediately ordered the thirteenth team to enter the state of preparation. The captain knew that Sei Lingting would go to war, and he would definitely not be able to hide from the Quincy lurking in the dark, but he had to do so. After lurking for thousands of years, the Quincy Master knew Seireitei very well. As long as he thought of the tragedy that started during the war, the captain would sweat coldly.
The captain didn't have any chances of getting lucky. The moment he decided to prepare for the battle against the enemy, he prepared for the worst. In order to minimize the sacrifice, he made Mayuri Nirvana work day and night to create the equipment to penetrate the invisible empire. This machine also owes some of the credit to Duke. In the situation of rushing for time, although Nirvana Mayuri was unhappy, he could only acquiesce.
The enemy is in the dark and we are clear, and the enemy has all the information on our side, and even the swastikas of all the captains of the Soul Realm, the Quincy is clear. Before the war even started, the Reaper side was completely at a disadvantage.
The intelligence is extremely unequal, and there is basically no chance of winning the war. If the conspiracy of the Quincy was not discovered in advance, the Seiring Court was doomed to be destroyed in one battle.
Before the worst situation, everything is still too late!
The captain suppressed the shock in his heart, and kept telling himself that the god of death could defeat the Quincy in adversity a thousand years ago, and he would definitely defeat them again in a thousand years.
With the orderly preparations for the battle in the Soul Realm, the captain could detect an unspeakable aura that gradually became clear, which came from the invisible empire in the shadows.
Obviously, the Quincy is also ready!
The captain decided to change from passive to active, and took the lead in attacking the invisible empire. The Reaper's side lost the home court advantage, and it was of no use to face the enemy in Seiritei. Of course, before invading the invisible empire, the necessary information must first be collected, and by the way, find out the details of the enemy.
There were three people who carried out the important task of infiltrating this time. Duke recommended himself and personally selected two teammates. There are not many soldiers and elites, and Quincy has the ability to deprive the God of Death's Swastika. The two selected by Duke, one is the sword eight that has not been solved so far, and the other is the one who only relies on the Swastika to make a living... Aizen.
That's right, it's Aizen!
Duke acted as surety and freed him from his chair. Although the Central Forty-six Office strongly opposed it, but under the pressure of the invisible empire, they finally nodded. Of course, it may also be because Duke's posture of slashing people with his sword is too intimidating.
Unlike others, Duke is very reassured about Aizen, and this reassurance comes from his own strength. Besides, Aizen has his own pursuit, and with his pride, he will not give Yuhabach a dog leg. Instead of letting him continue to compete with the chair, it is better to fish it out and fight for leniency. Maybe Aizen, a super god, can make Yuhabach, so let's have a happy end!
Seiling Court is fighting hard this time, all the prisoners from Maggot Nest and Infernal Hell have been released, fighting for this battle, if they fail, they will be benevolent. Ichimaru Gin and Tosen Kaname also got the chance to commit crimes and make meritorious service. They implanted special ghosts in their bodies and threw them into the charging cannon fodder battalion.
There is also a special ghost seal in Lan Ran's body, which is still the kind that will explode, but looking at Lan Boss's calm smile, the meaning of ghost is probably not great.
As the machine started slowly, a black square door slowly opened.
"I won't say much about the unnecessary things. Use the fastest speed to find out the situation of the invisible empire, and don't conflict with the enemy. If you really have to, you must send back the information regardless of sacrifice. And..." The captain glanced After the three of them, Jianba looked disdainful and ignored him at all; Aizen looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and ignored him at all; Duke grinned and ignored him at all in the eyes.
"Also... that's it, I have nothing to say!" Looking at the three people who didn't take him seriously at all, the captain suddenly felt embarrassed. The three guys were more lawless than the other. Is it suitable?
Shouldn't the infiltration mission become a frontal tough... right?
The Invisible Empire is hidden in the Seiling Court, and the passage opened by the instrument is not long, the distance from the living room to the bathroom of a family of three is about the same, and it takes two steps to reach it.
It's too close, even closer than the old Wang next door. Duke even suspected that when the toilets of the Invisible Empire were not enough, the Quincies were all dealing with personal hygiene in Seireitei.