Chapter 106: Super Self-Destructive

"If you can get me to give you a red envelope and you don't need me to be responsible, you can stay with me tonight."

If it were not a live broadcast, Chen Hao really wouldn't be able to cope with such a tough sunny day, but during the live broadcast, he was not afraid of anyone, and if he wanted the live broadcast effect, he had countless ways. Just as everyone was preparing When looking at Chen Hao's reaction next, he made a response that was most effective at the moment, making the 666 rhythm on the scene soar.

"Then show me your sincerity now."

He stood up directly, stretched out his hands to hold Qingtian, and left the front of the video, which caused countless reveries. Is it really possible to have sex? Is it impossible?

Ke'er transformed herself into the host of the live broadcast room very well: "Oh, it's over. Hurry up and turn off the live broadcast. If there is a sound later, it will be Category A. I don't know if Haozi dares or not, my baby Qing'er But they dare to do anything. But it doesn’t matter. When the two of them are together, it must be Haozi who makes that sound. As long as it’s not too ecstatic, there won’t be a heavy punishment. It’s okay, don’t worry, everyone, I will definitely let them go in a while. Reporting the results will make you blush."

As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Hao had returned to the computer, with a face full of satisfaction and a little bit of vulgarity: "I'll light a cigarette first." He poked his head outside the range of the video. , and heard the lighter ring.

Ke'er was in a state where she couldn't help but want to laugh out loud, and then asked in a high-pitched voice with a very distinctive voice: "Is it over?"

If there are more than 200,000 people watching the live broadcast at this time, everyone has a video in front of them, and their real-time pictures can be connected to a terminal. If you look at it afterwards, you will find that at this moment, when Ke'er said When I finished this sentence, there were at least more than 100,000 people, who could no longer control their laughter and stamped their feet and beat their chests. Those who were eating would definitely choke or simply couldn't help but spit out all of a sudden. How can it be said on the Internet? There are definitely not many people watching the live broadcast who are complete Internet novices. Anyone can understand such a simple and easy-to-understand meme.

From the time they left the computer to the time Ke'er finished speaking, it only took about a minute. Chen Hao came back. He looked like he was enjoying the delicacies of the world. That little bit of wretchedness directly overturned what he had just said. What was done was exposed.

In less than a minute, both of them were wearing clothes just now, and now Chen Hao is also wearing clothes. Even if the most convenient thing is just pants, the whole process...

Can everyone stop laughing?

Many people actually know that this is all fake and all a show, but they are willing to be part of the show and come to watch it. If they can't get into it, then what else are they watching?

Bringing them into the play is also one of the criteria to measure whether the anchor is a high-quality anchor.

After Ke'er burst into laughter, he deliberately kept a straight face and asked, "Haozi, do you have thirty seconds?"

Chen Hao deliberately frowned, looking very puzzled: "Did you mean just now? It added up to one minute, right?"

Ke'er cooperated very well. Knowing that the other party was deliberately pretending to be stupid, he asked: "I mean your actual operation time."

Chen Hao had a matter-of-fact expression: "Then what else is there to say? Once, twice, three times, I feel comfortable, it's over."

"puff!"

Ke'er couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter. She really laughed. This Chen Hao really dared to shame himself. You must know that in this way of self-defeating, it is basically impossible for you to clear your name. Everyone will take advantage of your time in the future. Talk about things.

For three seconds, this will be the most unacceptable humiliation for a man. Even if it is really one, two, three, he will insist that he is very strong and can drive at a piling pace for half an hour. Once you are recognized, that's it, this image will always be with you.

Ke'er lowered her head, laughing wildly uncontrollably, and gently pounding her hands on the computer table. Her actions also aroused the same reaction from many tourists at the scene. She could not restrain the effect of this live broadcast at all. ——I really laughed from the bottom of my heart.

"What's wrong, why are you laughing? What's so funny about this?"

Even though they knew that Chen Hao was pretending to be stupid, everyone still couldn't help but laugh. Are there any men who don't understand anything now?

"Don't tell me, it's your first time." Ke'er made an exaggerated expression, completely disbelieving that old men can still give people red envelopes.

Before Chen Hao could speak, Qingtian had already walked over to the side. With an expressionless face, he slammed a stack of money in front of Chen Hao, then turned and left.

The play ended here, and the scene entered a real moment of lively atmosphere. Everyone started shouting three seconds, three seconds. Ke'er also smiled and gave Chen Hao a thumbs up: "Okay, I'll go down and laugh for a while. You Let’s go live, I won’t disturb you anymore.”

Today, this time, the video was so exciting that it quickly topped the list of the video section of the Lele platform. From the time he started live broadcasting to now, it has ranked first on the song list and the first video list. He has already won the title several times. Although he has a little intention of borrowing from others, when he went to Ke'er Lao Cai and even went to Qingtian live broadcast room to Lianmai, the number of clicks on Lianmai's video at that time also increased. Reached the top spot on the daily list.

Just now, there was an instant tacit understanding between him and Qingtian. When he picked up the other person, Qingtian did not resist. He went out of the area that could be captured by the video. He quickly put the other person gently on the bed, cupped his fists and bowed to apologize, hoping that the other party would not Feel sorry for your own behavior.

Qingtian just nodded and said nothing. He turned around and took out a stack of money from the bag he put in his suitcase. He sat aside and watched Chen Hao's performance. He was in a daze for a moment, and then walked away in cooperation. He went over and threw a stack of money, announcing the end of today's interaction between the two of them.

The next time will be a one-man show for Chen Hao. He must rely on his talents and words to retain the more than 200,000 people in the live broadcast room. If it were other big anchors who had recruited so many anchors to come and watch the fun, there must be some small anchors below who would privately chat with the big anchors or the management of the live broadcast room. If they wanted to be broadcast, Chen Hao, as a new anchor, would suddenly explode. Hong, many people are still unconvinced and feel that they have lost a bit of standing with him.

This is a good thing for Chen Hao. It is very important for new people to connect with people. If someone asks for something, if he doesn't do it, he will feel like he is putting on others. If he does it, it is not something he really wants to do. This is good now.

A song is interspersed from time to time, and there are songs of different styles every day, so that those who listen to his live broadcast for a long time will not find it boring. The main thing is the skill of talking. The most important thing about the live broadcast is the ability to interact with tourists. Just now I talked to Qingtian His meme continued until the end of the live broadcast. There were more than 200,000 people, but he did not lose much popularity. At the least, there were more than 180,000 people.

During this period, two people activated guardians, and ten people opened titles on Chen Hao. Although they were all viscounts and lords, what they saw was not the commission for opening titles, but some people who were willing to become his fans. I am willing to continue to support myself and be moved by my live broadcast content to open a title.

During Chen Hao's live broadcast, Qingtian leaned on the bedside, plugged in headphones on his phone, and watched his live broadcast. Although the atmosphere in the room was a little out of control just now, thinking about it later, Qingtian couldn't help but feel happy. This guy's reaction was really Come on, no wonder he and Ke'er are even together, sometimes Ke'er has to be led away by him.

Act on stage and be a human being off stage.

In a daze, Qingtian saw these four words on Chen Hao, and he also understood why Ke'er thought so highly of him. However, this time, his performance was a little more self-defeating. From now on, these three seconds and the title of useless man may have to be worn on his head, and you really won't be able to take it off for a while.

But maybe it’s a good thing. The host laughing at himself will give visitors a closer feeling. People will not think you are superior, but will feel that they are very close to you. When joking, typing on the public screen, such as three seconds, you will drift away. , sing a XX song in three seconds. Being friendly is also a way for anchors to attract fans and keep them supporting them for a long time.

When Chen Hao was about to end the live broadcast, the entire live broadcast room was stirred up again.

"Please beg Sister Qingtian to live broadcast."

"Boss live broadcast for twenty minutes." A tourist wearing Qingtian's vest.

"We want to hear the truth from the other person involved."

This rhythm started when Lao Shen entered the live broadcast room. When he came in, he drank "beer" and then started the rhythm.

Chen Hao looked at Qingtian, who nodded. Then, Chen Hao turned off the live broadcast and gave up his position to Qingtian. Although he didn't want to hold his thighs to borrow money, from Ke'er, Lao Cai to Qingtian, he seemed to have become the one holding his thighs. No, in the eyes of some people, he was borrowing money again.

Brother, you are a talented person, okay? I can even mic with them, and the rhythm is also driven by me, okay? Damn it, today this is also the result of my self-defeat.

Just wait, I will change your views as quickly as possible. I, Chen Hao, have the thickest thighs.

As soon as Qingtian's account entered the live broadcast room, there were 150,000 people. Almost everyone in Chen Hao's live broadcast room came. As soon as she started broadcasting, the number of people quickly soared to 200,000.

"What are you doing? I'm very unhappy. I hate the little sausage."