Chapter 395 Brother Jie, I Am Super Brave!
"Ah! Husband, ah! Husband, don't, I was wrong, I was really wrong, don't, don't fight!"
It was high in the sun, and the room was in a mess. Qiao Linlin's begging for mercy and slaps and slaps were mixed together. Zhou Yuwen directly pulled Qiao Linlin to put her belly on his knees, and the slaps were relentless.
Zhou Yuwen was a human being in two lifetimes, and this was the first time his mother had suffered such a great humiliation.
It fucking stinks!
After Zhou Yuwen brushed his teeth and washed his face several times, he was still very upset when he came out. He looked at Qiao Linlin who was kneeling at the foot of the wall.
Qiao Linlin was wearing a small black vest, a pair of denim shorts, and a pair of white cotton socks. She knelt in the corner crying and looked at Zhou Yuwen pitifully. When she saw Zhou Yuwen coming out of the bathroom, she immediately Step up your long legs.
"Who told you to stand up? Keep kneeling!" Zhou Yuwen said.
"Woo~" Qiao Linlin made a pitiful voice like a little milk dog, a pair of jade hands grabbed her little ears, knelt there and couldn't help but moved forward two steps, and said delicately: "Husband, I made a mistake, please forgive me!" Me."
"Qiao Linlin, you fucking ate crotons the day before yesterday. It stinks. How did you think of that?" Zhou Yuwen sat on the bed and wiped his face vigorously. The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. What are you thinking?
"They don't have it, they just ate sweet-scented osmanthus dumplings! And don't you feel, husband, that it smells like sweet-scented osmanthus?" Qiao Linlin still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, she knelt on the ground and acted like a baby with her arms around Zhou Yuwen.
The denim shorts wrapped her little butt, and she was twisting and twisting there. If she was given a tail, she would probably start to wag by now.
"Go away, it stinks and smells like sweet-scented osmanthus. I'm just too kind to you. Now that you're making progress, you dare to fart on my head!" Zhou Yuwen pushed Qiao Linlin with his foot with a look of disgust.
Qiao Linlin was pushed directly to the ground.
After all, this is my home, and there are carpets on the floor, which are imported, so Zhou Yuwen can be regarded as playing with her.
Qiao Linlin crawled on the carpet, giggled while clutching her belly, and said, "Husband, I found that your metaphor is a good image, it's not a metaphor, it's a vivid image!"
Seeing Qiao Linlin snickering over there, Zhou Yuwen was very upset for a moment, and directly grabbed Qiao Linlin's fate by the back of her neck.
Qiao Linlin was like a kitten, being strangled by Zhou Yuwen, she was much more honest, she curled up and begged for mercy, she said she was wrong, she was wrong.
"It's not so easy for you to solve it. I'm very angry now. Do you know how to solve it?" Zhou Yuwen said.
"Yeah, I'll help you put out the fire, hubby! Hubby!" Qiao Linlin said, she counterattacked and threw Zhou Yuwen onto the carpet. She was like a hunting cat, crawling playfully on Zhou Yuwen's body, and asked with a smile : "You are very angry, can my daughter help you vent your anger?"
Zhou Yuwen didn't bother to pay attention to her, so he just threw her under him. Qiao Linlin thought that Zhou Yuwen was going to turn from defense to offense, but Zhou Yuwen didn't do anything. He just lay on the carpet and leaned against the bed board. Zhou Yuwen said: " Don't mess around, I'm not interested, don't play like this in the future."
Seeing that Zhou Yuwen was not interested, Qiao Linlin realized that Zhou Yuwen was really angry, and immediately supported her body with her arms obediently, and sat next to Zhou Yuwen.
With her long legs, she sat in a standard manga posture, which is the so-called duck sitting. She leaned slightly towards Zhou Yuwen, blinked her big eyes curiously, and asked, "Are you really angry?"
Zhou Yuwen turned his head, looking unwilling to talk to her, which made Qiao Linlin a little nervous, and immediately moved her body to come into Zhou Yuwen's sight.
"Husband~"
"Husband~"
Qiao Linlin poked her head over, looked at Zhou Yuwen without blinking her eyes, then laid her head on Zhou Yuwen's lap, eager to be touched by Zhou Yuwen like a kitten.
Zhou Yuwen kept ignoring her.
This made Qiao Linlin a little panicked, she moved forward again, sat directly on Zhou Yuwen's lap, pouted and said, "Don't be angry, husband, I know I was wrong, your butt was spanked too, kneel down!" I've been fined too, what else do you want, or you let me smell your stinky socks?"
"Crazy, do you think everyone is as perverted as you?" Zhou Yuwen rolled his eyes with disdain.
"Then don't get angry, okay? Mu~ma!" As she said, Qiao Linlin kissed Zhou Yuwen's cheek.
Seeing Qiao Linlin's well-behaved and cute appearance, Zhou Yuwen sighed a little, really, this girl really made him love and hate. Zhou Yuwen pinched Qiao Linlin's small face, left and right: "Why do you think you are so skinny?"
"Oh, don't pinch it, don't pinch it, it won't be pretty if you pinch it too much!" Qiao Linlin said immediately.
"How beautiful you are, you are already raised by someone, so it doesn't matter if you are beautiful or not?" Zhou Yuwen said.
"Hey." Hearing Zhou Yuwen say this, Qiao Linlin felt sweet in her heart.
The two were talking, and they got entangled again on the carpet. This time Zhou Yuwen was even more rude and domineering, and Qiao Linlin also knew that she had offended Zhou Yuwen, so she let Zhou Yuwen make a choice, which made her sweat profusely and gritted her teeth. With a lower lip and a humming sound, she kept saying that her husband was wrong.
A pair of little feet in pure cotton white socks dangled on Zhou Yuwen's shoulders.
The two got up at ten o'clock and worked until one o'clock in the afternoon. Then they took a shower together. Zhou Yuwen called for takeaway and had dinner with Qiao Linlin.
Qiao Linlin still has a lot of tricks, sitting on Zhou Yuwen's lap to eat, and feeding Zhou Yuwen flatteringly, asking Zhou Yuwen if he is satisfied?
Zhou Yuwen asked: "What the hell are you planning?"
Qiao Linlin said that she has no idea, she just wants her husband to take her shopping.
Zhou Yuwen said: "If you act like Young and Dangerous, I will consider it."
Qiao Linlin blushed and said Zhou Yuwen hated it.
Zhou Yuwen smiled lightly, and Qiao Linlin whispered in Zhou Yuwen's ear, "Actually, I want to try it too, but you have to help me first."
"Ladies first, and you've been doing this to me this morning, and I'm not mad."
"Come on, you've made people's legs numb!"
The two started talking nonsense again, and neither of them would give in. Qiao Linlin said that if you go first, I will go first.
Zhou Yuwen said that in the movies you watch, all the actors are women helping men, how can there be men helping women.
Qiao Linlin said, do you think I haven't seen the movie?
Then the two argued with each other until three o'clock in the afternoon, and Zhou Yuwen took Qiao Linlin out for shopping. When she went out, Qiao Linlin really had no clothes to wear, and she was wearing Zhang Nannan's clothes.
A lavender sweater, plus a pair of sky blue denim shorts. There are a few holes in the denim shorts, which makes it look more fashionable. A pair of light white jade legs are slender and slender, wrapped in a pair of white socks, and the shoes are still New Balance sneakers. It was Qiao Linlin's own.
Zhou Yuwen asked Qiao Linlin to wear Zhang Nannan's clothes to go out. In fact, Qiao Linlin was quite sweet in her heart, looking forward to how Zhang Nannan would be angry with Zhou Yuwen when she saw her clothes missing when she came back.
What she didn't know was that these clothes were actually bought by Liu Yueru for Zhang Nannan, and they were washed in the washing machine once they were bought. Zhang Nannan hadn't even worn them.
Qiao Linlin said that she would go back to the dormitory to get her own clothes to wear, and then return Zhang Nannan's clothes.
Zhou Yuwen started the BMW x5, and said flatly, "You take it and wear it, you don't need to return it."
"Ah, that can't be done. In this way, sister Nannan will definitely be unhappy when she finds out that her clothes are gone. What will she do if she loses her temper with you? I don't want to affect the relationship between you because of me." Qiao Linlin was very clear in her heart. Very happy, but she pretended to be embarrassed on the surface, she sat in the co-pilot, hugged Bai Shengsheng's beautiful legs and said.
Qiao Linlin was overjoyed, and Zhou Yuwen didn't even bother to talk about her, but just said lightly: "You dress well, and treat it as my new clothes for you."
"real?"
Zhou Yuwen signaled to Qiao Linlin to put down her jade legs and not shrink into the seat. Qiao Linlin put down her legs obediently. Zhou Yuwen held the steering wheel with one hand and touched his legs with the other to start the car.
For Zhou Yuwen's standard action, Qiao Linlin was very happy. She liked to sit in Zhou Yuwen's co-pilot. She said that she also wanted to get a driver's license, and Zhou Yuwen would drive with her in her arms.
Zhou Yuwen said it was dangerous driving.
"Why don't we go out and drive, find an open space to practice!"
"Are you driving?" Zhou Yuwen asked.
"Yeah!" Qiao Linlin nodded.
"I drive you?"
"go!"
Qiao Linlin was amused by Zhou Yuwen, and Zhou Yuwen also laughed. Originally, Qiao Linlin wanted to go back to the dormitory to get things, but Zhou Yuwen didn't want to walk around the school gate in broad daylight. It was too obvious. Su Qianqian and the others just found him last night Driving a BMW and going to show off today, unless I really want to die.
This is of course Qiao Linlin's wish, but it is not Zhou Yuwen's wish. Originally, Zhou Yuwen wanted to leave the Audi car in his hometown for his mother to drive, but her mother has not yet taken the driver's license test, and the renovation of the villa will take several months, so she left the car behind. I drove back, thinking that I would drive back to my mother when I had time.
Now Zhou Yuwen feels that he can't drive this BMW for too long. When the Audi is given to his mother, the BMW will be used as a transportation for Liu Yueru. Qiao Linlin can also drive it after taking the driver's license test. Speaking of which, Zhang Nannan should be allowed to take the driver's license test so that she can come here side is convenient.
While driving the car, Zhou Yuwen touched his legs while thinking about buying a car. He couldn't keep money in his hands, so he spent as much as he had.
Now that he has two million in his hand, Zhou Yuwen wants to raise the big g.
Qiao Linlin was playing with her mobile phone over there. She was very upset that Zhou Yuwen didn't take her back to school. She wanted others to see her sitting in the co-pilot of a BMW. At this time, an unfamiliar number called.
Qiao Linlin connected: "Hi, hello."
"Hello, courier." Said the courier over there.
Qiao Linlin thought of something, and immediately said, "Husband, the ck underwear I bought for you has arrived, shall we go back to school?"
Zhou Yuwen said, "Just throw it at the courier station, and it won't be too late to pick it up."
"Hmm~" Qiao Linlin pouted in protest.
Zhou Yuwen patted Qiao Linlin's thigh: "Be obedient."
There was no other way, Qiao Linlin had no choice but to tell the courier, you just put the courier in the courier station first.
"Yes." The courier was getting tired of listening to the voice on the phone, thinking that these female college students are really better than each other, but it's a pity that his family is poor, so he can only deliver the courier honestly.
This courier is still a niche courier brand, and the 101 courier station of the University of Science and Technology is not contracted, and the nearest courier station is still Zijin University.
That is Wang Zijie's courier station.
Wang Zijie just came back from the teaching office in the morning, was drunk and came back late, got into a fight, and was asked to make a 5,000-word self-criticism, but Wang Zijie was not ashamed, but proud.
Now Wang Zijie became popular in the class, became a great hero, and was loved by thousands of students.
Li Qiang became a scumbag, not only his reputation was bad, but he was also beaten up by Wang Zijie. Near noon, Wang Zijie led Liu Zhu, Zhao Yang and a group of classmates to brag over there. Zhao Yang and the others were worried. Wang Zijie was educated by the school. After all, fighting in college is a very serious matter, and it would be serious if he was given a demerit.
But Wang Zijie didn't take it seriously, saying that I have three apartments in the capital, damn it, the rent is enough to eat! In the worst case, I will be fired, and my mother just doesn't want to go!
"Stupid Li Qiang, dare to play with the girls in our class, and don't open your eyes to see who I am, don't let me see him, I beat him every time I see him!" Wang Zijie was talking big.
After fighting with Li Qiang, his mood changed for the better. The most important thing is that many classmates called him monitor this day, and Hu Lingyu gave him a thumbs up and said, Wang Zijie, you are a real man!
Facing the worries of the students and the praise of the girls, Wang Zijie felt that he was doing well again. He said, this is not a problem. I am the monitor of our class, and it is my duty to protect the female students in the class!
"Although I don't like what that name is, Liu Yue, right? But she is a classmate in our class after all, and I will definitely cover her, a scumbag like Li Qiang! I beat her every time I see her!" Wang Zijie said.
Everyone nodded and said Brother Jie is really a man!
"Brother Jie, you are really popular now. I have already recorded a video and posted it on the forum! Let everyone know, maybe sister Qiao will change her mind after seeing how powerful you are!" Liu Zhu said with a grin.
Wang Zijie said: "It's nothing to worry about! The main thing is to expose Li Qiang's ugly, idiot face. Don't let Liu Yue thank me!"
"Damn it, Brother Jie Liu Yue has always liked you, and now you're saving her from deep water, so she can't agree with her body?" Liu Zhu said.
Wang Zijie curled his lips: "What are you talking about? I'm just like a junk collector!"
A few people were chatting like this, and as soon as they walked into the cafeteria, they saw Li Qiang with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and beside Li Qiang, Liu Yue was supporting him.
Wang Zijie was stunned, Zhao Yang and Liu Zhu were stunned, even Hu Lingyu who came to look for Lu Cancan was stunned when she saw this scene.