Text Chapter 562: Keeping Pace with the Times
Through the communication with the old poison, Qin Lang's understanding of the poison is much deeper.
Later, Qin Lang said to the old poison: "Master, I also have some new understanding of martial arts -"
"I'm telling you, boy, don't push yourself too far!" Old Poison's true nature finally emerged, "I've explained everything about poisons clearly to you. As for kung fu, you just have to understand it yourself. Anyway, we poison Zongdu is a drug addict, so in terms of kung fu, it’s fine.”
"Oh! You are such a master!" Qin Lang snorted.
"Stop talking nonsense! The waiter is here." As soon as Old Poison finished speaking, the waiter started to serve the food.
Regarding Western food, both Qin Lang and Lao Dudu know almost nothing about it, and they can't even figure out how to use a knife or a fork.
"Boy, you know why I want to book a private room - to avoid making a fool of myself!" said the old poisoner. He picked up a knife in his hand and picked up a piece of steak. Then the knife turned into a piece of silver light, and the plate of steak suddenly became It was cut.
What's ridiculous is that this middle-aged steak actually has a piece of beef cut into a heart shape.
There is no doubt that this plate was cut by Lao Duwu for Fang Baiqiu to enjoy.
In front of the old poison, Qin Lang naturally had no chance to show off, so he could only cut and eat the meat honestly, and then asked the old poison some serious matters: "Old poison, what do you think of my recent performance?"
In Qin Lang's impression, every time Qin Lang completes something, he will be evaluated by the old poison. The evaluations of old poisoners often criticize Qin Lang completely.
However, this time it was an exception. The old poisonous man actually said: "Your recent performance... is not bad."
"Not bad?" Qin Lang thought he heard wrongly, and the old poisonous man would actually give such a comment.
However, the next words of the old poisonous man made Qin Lang understand immediately: "Boy, you can be considered a little master in love. You should have heard a saying - it is said that men in love are not easy to use their brains. So, I My brain is not working right now, so please stop asking stupid questions!"
Maybe it was because Lao Duwu was in a good mood. During the meal, Lao Duwu gave Qin Lang a lot of pointers. While Qin Lang was listening to the old poison's advice, he was also paying attention to the old poison's attitude towards Bai Qiu.
curious! Just out of curiosity!
The old poisoner who has always scolded Qin Lang as "a woman's benevolent" actually plunged into the gentle country and fell in love with the head catcher of Liumen. This is simply unbelievable.
Originally, Qin Lang thought that the old poisonous man had used some "dirty" means to force Fang Baiqiu into submission, but from Fang Baiqiu's expression, Qin Lang could not see any trace of being forced by the old poisonous man. There is another possibility. Qin Lang thought that the old poisonous man might be using Fang Baiqiu to detect the movements of the six doors, but this idea was also ruled out by Qin Lang, because the old poisonous man's attitude towards Fang Baiqiu was not like using her, but more like Love.
Love.
This word sounds a bit silly, and the old poisonous person even sneered at it, but he didn't expect that the old poisonous person actually found his true love, and he and Fang Baiqiu fell in love so quickly. In Qin Lang's view, it was simply unbelievable.
"Master, Master, congratulations, your lovers are finally married."
At the appropriate time, Qin Lang toasted to the two of them. In any case, Qin Lang is happy that the old poison has found true love, even though this thing seems so incredible to Qin Lang.
"Boy, are you envious of me?" the old poisonous man said proudly to Qin Lang.
"To be honest, I'm really envious." He sighed. He was indeed envious of the old poisonous man's methods. However, in a short period of time, he turned Fang Baiqiu, the "iron lady" of the six-door family, into a "little bird". "Xiao Qiu", this method is indeed not ordinary. On the other hand, Qin Lang himself, although he has a lot of love debts, he keeps cutting things off and turning them into chaos.
"Xiao Qin, I heard Lao Pang say that your love luck is very good." Fang Baiqiu looked at Qin Lang jokingly.
"That wasn't my luck. I realize now that it was a peach blossom evil." Qin Lang sighed sadly. Ever since he came to No. 7 Middle School in Xiayang City and since he met Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang had really fallen into a peach blossom evil. .
If you think about it carefully, this is probably a "catastrophe" in the dark. Classmate Qin Lang has lived for eighteen years, and he has never met a girl who made his heart beat before, but now he has only one girl who moves his heart, and there are several girls who move at once.
"Why, are you trapped in love at such a young age?" Fang Baiqiu asked Qin Lang, "Do you want my wife to help you?"
Fang Baiqiu naturally regarded herself as "Master's Wife".
"How do you plan to help me?" Qin Lang asked.
"Xiao Qiu, you really can't help with this matter." Old Poison said, "You don't know, this kid is so greedy that he even thinks about the days of hugging each other, and he doesn't even think about what era we are in now. Well, for a boy like him who is full of feudal remnants of thoughts, if he wants to have three wives and four concubines, it is simply a dream!"
"Old Pang, it's normal for Xiao Qin to have such thoughts. I don't believe you didn't have such absurd thoughts when you were young?" Fang Baiqiu said with a smile.
"Hey... when I was young, I did have such an idea. However, I didn't think my idea was absurd at that time, because at that time, the rich man in our village married a wife with four wives." The old poisonous man laughed. .
Indeed, when the old poisonous man was young, he was probably still in a feudal society, and it was normal for men to have three wives and four concubines.
"Then do you still have such thoughts now?" Fang Baiqiu asked seemingly casually.
Although he was in love, Lao Duwu's IQ did not regress, and he hurriedly said: "In this regard, I, Pang Yuanping, keep pace with the times and absolutely support the current monogamy system. Any behavior that involves more than one person will be regarded as unacceptable." It should be morally condemned! So boy Qin Lang, you should correct your attitude as soon as possible, abandon all wrong ideas, and choose a good match as soon as possible. Well, I think Ren Yatou is good. She has a good family background and good looks. You are just right. It's settled, from now on you will be devoted to Yatou Ren and grow old together. I will help you deal with the other women."
"Deal with it? What do you want to do?" Qin Lang was shocked. He was indeed worried that the old poison would kill them all.
"I will make them lose their memory, so that they won't cause any emotional entanglements for you. From now on, you can live a good life with Ren Yatou."
"Old Poison, please don't mess around!" Qin Lang said nervously, if this old Poison really makes them lose their memory in order to please Fang Baiqiu, it will be troublesome.
"Old Pang, you still say that you are advancing with the times, but you still want to arrange an arranged marriage for Xiao Qin? Can this be called advancing with the times?" At the critical moment, Fang Baiqiu said something for Qin Lang.
"Master, my wife still understands the righteousness." Qin Lang said, "Master, did you hear that arranged marriages are not allowed? Let me solve my own affairs."
"That's right, Xiao Qin is still young and needs to experience more emotional things so that he can mature. In the future, he will also know how to choose a partner that suits him." Fang Baiqiu was like a kind master's wife at this time.
"I'm not doing it for this kid." Old Poison said earnestly, "Xiaoqiu, you have also seen that this kid is getting more and more capable of getting into trouble. From the Ye family to the Qingcheng sect, I don't know how many troubles he has caused. Trouble. I asked him to get engaged to Yatou Ren, just to find a big backer for him, so as to avoid big trouble that cannot be solved in the future. "
"Master, you are my biggest supporter." Qin Lang smiled and patted the old poison's ass.
When the old poisonous man heard what Qin Lang said, he suddenly put away his joking expression and said seriously: "Boy, although I am your backer now, how many years can I keep you there?"