Chapter 263 Suicide Maniac (2 in 1)
( ) There is a small shop in a commercial street in the suburbs of a city in the second region of the earth. There is a round face of a little fat man hanging on the door of the shop as a signboard, without other decorations.
Standing outside the door was a chubby fat man and a middle-aged man. I saw that this man seemed very friendly, with a simple and honest face. The fat boss, a profiteer who made the guests trust him, sent the guests to the door with a naive smile. He said, "Hey, nice to meet you, I hope I can serve you again, walk slowly"
"Have the opportunity to cooperate again"
"As long as you are satisfied, go slowly"
The little fat man sent the big client away with a silly smile on his face, turned around and went back to the store, his eyes were bright and golden, the little abacus in his heart was crackling, his smiling eyes narrowed into a line, this time he made a lot of money , the price difference was as much as 30%, thinking that he was about to add another zero account, Xiaopang couldn't help laughing twice, his shoulders shrugged and his whole body trembled.
Since the beginning of this year, the frequency of outbreaks of animal swarms in border towns has increased significantly. There is no telling when large and small animal swarms will come. People in hard-hit areas like border towns who have a way to leave will not I wanted to stay any longer, and I was in danger of dying every minute.
Fatty also moved his base to the urban area, but not in the city center. He is a reseller, wandering around looking for sources of customers and goods. The central urban area, where the security factor is too high and life is too stable, is really not a good choice. .
Just as he was gnawing on the chicken paws for grabbing money and calculating how much profit he could make from his next business, the communicator jingled.
Maybe there is a business coming, Xiaopang quickly connected the communication happily, "Hello, Xiaopang Trading Company, what can I do for you?"
The sound from the other end of the communicator made the chicken paw in Xiaopang's hand drop to the ground.
"Old...boss"
Mo Ye didn't hear the other party's response for a long time, thinking that the signal base station was out of order. Now that he heard Xiaopang's voice, he was sure that the signal was indeed connected.
"Boss, where did you and Brother Zhenmeng go? I heard from Bob that the military searched everywhere but couldn't find you."
The sudden disappearance of Mo Ye and 11 caught Xiaopang by surprise. After being unable to contact for such a long time, this sudden communication really frightened him a bit.
"Vitanlia"
Fatty didn't know where Vitanlia was at all, but that wasn't the point. He was relieved to know that Mo Ye and Zhenmeng were doing well.
He was also afraid, always worried that the military would find him, and only dared to wander around the site of the Second Military Region within safety, for fear of being caught accidentally.
And he also had to worry about Mo Ye's safety. If anything happened to Mo Ye, he would be finished. For this, he could only focus on his work.
"Boss, where are you now, and when will you take me with you?"
"anytime"
"Really?" Xiaopang was surprised.
But what Mo Ye said next made his surprise come to naught immediately, "If you can build spaceships"
I'll wipe it, can you stop teasing the fat man?
Xiaopang cursed in his heart. The spaceship that will be built has been withdrawn early, and you are still worried about staying here. Maybe you still go to outer space.
Fatty, you guessed it right!
After chatting here and there, I heard Xiaopang cry about his difficult life on earth. The conversation between the two finally got to the point. Xiaopang talked about the current situation of the earth. Beast hordes still broke out frequently. The relationship between the first military region and the second military region was deadlocked because the second military region did not obey the order when the animal horde broke out. .
Shi Bowen's situation is not very good.
"Boss, your father. Oh no, um, Chen and Li's family somehow got involved with the military. The power is developing rapidly."
Mo Ye was stunned when he heard the words, and a cold light flashed in his eyes. These jumping fleas are not fatal, but they are annoying.
"Where's Bob?"
"Hey, that fat old man is doing well. He is still playing a guest job as a professional forensic expert at the Forensic Center in the second district. I don't know what is going on in the dark. We sometimes meet to talk about business."
The reason why Xiaopang's business can run so smoothly is naturally due to the secret help of the fat old man Bob. In addition to the escort, it opened a lot of convenience for him.
In addition to looking at Mo Ye's face, the old and young fat people also have a little sense of seeing each other.
"You sorted out and sent me all the things that happened on Earth during this period, especially the information about the outbreak of the First Military Region and the beast horde."
"Hey, no problem, Xiaopang will serve you wholeheartedly"
In the end, Mo Ye sent an email to Xiaopang, "This is a star network account, you go to change to a top-level independent communicator, don't connect it with the identity badge, you can read the detailed content in the email."
The little fat man had all kinds of doubts in his heart. Where did Mo Ye and his party go when they disappeared from the world? Where is Vitanlia? time.
With a hundred thousand reasons in mind, Xiaopang opened the email and read it carefully line by line while nibbling on the chicken paw.
Fuck me, it's real or not, it's really rushed out of the earth and into the universe!
He was still puzzled, why the military searched everywhere for Mo Ye and found no one, and even Mo Jingqiu and Mo Bai mysteriously disappeared together. Leaving the galaxy and going to outer space, this is so fucking sci-fi.
Well, you are a real fierce brother, Star Trek does not take brothers along, it is not loyal.
In addition to a brief introduction to the Star Alliance in the email, the most important thing is to attach a Star Network account number and how to obtain the Star Network connection cabin at the end of the email.
When Xiaopang saw the last row, his eyes widened, he threw away the chicken paws in his hand, wiped his hands, and hurried out the door to drive the suspension vehicle straight to the field, driving towards the location indicated by the coordinates in the email, Nima, Be sure to catch up with this time.
In the space of the Milky Way, a hole is opened in the bottom of the signal base station, and a mechanical arm is stretched out
"Target location determined, target locked"
"emission"
As the command was issued, a metal box moved towards the earth like a shell. In order to avoid being discovered by the earth's satellite detection system, the base station shielded its signal.
Like a falling meteorite, the metal box passed through the atmosphere and entered the earth's airspace.
Xiaopang drove the suspension car towards the field at high speed. When approaching the target coordinate point, I saw a black dot falling from the sky in the distance, Nima, it is about to fall, and I don’t give a signal first.
The speed was raised to the maximum gear, and Xiaopang’s classic car almost ran at the highest speed in his career, completely surpassing himself and crossing the limit. Halfway through, he heard a loud noise, and a huge metal object fell from the sky and fell to a certain point in the wild area of the earth. When Fatty arrived, he saw only a deep pit and dozens of innocent and implicated beasts.
Xiaopang looked left and right to make sure there was no one around. He took out the iron hook and lifting device from the car, and dragged the metal box out of the pit.
The square metal box is still intact after the high-speed friction of the atmosphere, thanks to the protection of the metal shell that made the spacecraft's hull.
Such a big movement. It was impossible not to attract the attention of others, Xiaopang didn't dare to waste time, he hurriedly put a metal box as long as one person into the car, and quickly started the car to retreat.
Not long after Xiaopang left, the team of explorers and the military arrived one after another. Everyone looked at the big pit that suddenly appeared. You look at me, I look at you, wondering why there are no meteorites in the crater, what is the situation.
At this time, Xiaopang had already galloped towards the safe zone with the metal box, and encountered several security checkpoints along the way. He returned home without any danger.
Back home, Xiao Pang closed the door and windows, zoomed in on the dog, and then lifted the metal box to the underground warehouse. The seamless metal box couldn't see where there was a door, Xiaopang entered the password according to the email, and with a click, the metal box popped open, and inside the box was a star-network connection cabin. Xiaopang's heart beat like a drum, and he slapped himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming.
This is the rhythm of going to the universe!
Xiaopang originally thought that Mo Ye had forgotten him. I didn't expect to give him such a big surprise, the boss is a good man!
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The conversation between Mo Ye and Xiaopang was very calm, but Luo Meizi and Luo Haifeng were different. After the communication was connected, Father Luo narrated how he missed his daughter with snot and tears, and Brother Luo also babbled. He babbled on and on, if this was a video call, he would have stared at each other speechlessly.
After finishing the communication with Xiaopang, Mo Ye fell on the bed and lay down for a while. It was like that at the time. How could the Chen and Li families hook up with the military? Mo Ye thought that the military could not find her and Mo Jing Under Qiu's situation, maybe he would go to the Chen family to trouble him, but he didn't expect the two to hook up.
Mo Ye didn't care what the purpose of the military was. She was just interested in the rune slate. She shook her head and stopped thinking about these things. Meditation practice is more suitable for such a fresh morning.
After Mo Ye's meditation, he didn't go to the laboratory to make magic products. After all, the preliminary round of the inter-school league has always been held in the star network. Whether it is a scroll or a magic wand, it is impossible to use it in the star network.
Mo Ye, who was eating breakfast, had just picked up an egg pancake and took a bite when he heard the sound of the half-moon tablet in his ears
"Little master, you are not familiar with the virtual battle of Xingwang, I think you need to take advantage of the time before the game to familiarize yourself with the operation."
It was only after Ban Yue said this that Mo Ye realized, yes, the preliminary round was a virtual battle in the star network. She had ignored this problem before, but she had never tried to use magic to fight in the star network. If it is not compatible in the star network, it will be difficult to handle.
"Well, I'll try it later"
After breakfast, Mo Ye immediately logged into the star network and went straight to the virtual battle platform.
Mo Ye, who entered it for the first time, was not in a hurry to find a real person to play against, but chose a virtual coach, let's try his own level first.
Facts have proved that this decision is correct. Mo Ye is completely unaccustomed to Xingwang's virtual battle method, and makes various mistakes.
Ban Yue watched from the side and shook his head, "Master, we are aiming for the top ten in the finals. With your poor fighting power, I believe we can easily qualify for the top ten and be eliminated."
Mo Ye "..."
This is caused by the insufficient compatibility of the star network program, not because of her lack of combat power, can you stop smiling and saying such annoying words.
There is actually a delay in casting spells and cannot be cast instantly. Mo Ye has not encountered such a situation for a long time. What is even more embarrassing to the mage is that many spells cannot be restored in the star network at all. A database that cannot be read interrupts Mo Ye's life. skills, causing Mo Ye to be slapped to death by the virtual coach.
It's really a slap in the face, and it's instant kill. Blood sprayed all over the wall, and he was slapped loudly for the first time in his life. Mo Ye had never tried such a hard way to die.
That's not all, the system will automatically castrate the skill, a good Frost Aria, obviously it is frozen and then internally crush the enemy, but the cheating judge is only frozen, not crushed, so Mo Ye is inexplicably thawed by the virtual coach after thawing suddenly Flying up and kicking, he directly broke his bone and died.
Not the worst. Only worse.
The battle data on this public battle platform is public and will be refreshed on the bulletin board in real time.
As a result, the news that a super rookie named Heitu was constantly killed by junior virtual coaches quickly spread in the center of the platform, and this was still in the case that the battle video had not been released. Otherwise, Mo Ye would definitely be edited into the annual funny video.
"Did you see that there is a rookie who has been instantly killed by junior coaches, how bad is it to be so instant?"
"I don't get tired of being killed thousands of times, tsk tsk. I'm too strong. I don't want to go offline after dying so many times. You must know that the pain level in the training room on the platform is 50%. It's enough to think about it."
"Who of you has heard of this black soil? It seems that he is a rookie who just came today. He belongs to sandbags. He is not afraid of playing."
"I heard from someone that he seemed to see ten girls who went in."
"Who are you bluffing? Which girl will be called Heitu. No matter what, I have to get someone like Baiyun."
"Which girl would be so overwhelmed with making a special trip to seek death?"
Mo Ye set a record in the battle record list that may never be broken again, with the most deaths within an hour.
In the platform lobby, someone has already started betting on how many more times Black Soil can die, and how fast the death refresh rate will be.
The username Black Earth caused a stir in the center of the battle platform in a weird way.
In the virtual battle room, Mo Ye had no idea that the data of his instakill had been recorded in the history of the platform, so he squatted in the corner and gasped for breath. Although only 50% of the pain is retained, it really hurts to be punched and kicked to death.
He squinted at the virtual coach standing opposite him. It was so cruel, so cruel, Mo Ye was thinking about whether to draw a circle and curse him.
After the experience of being killed in seconds continuously in the previous hour, Mo Ye also summed up some essentials of virtual battles. Unconventional elemental magic is almost impossible for the system to judge. Don’t even think about dark magic and the like, it will definitely be invalidated As for pets assisting in fighting, it is even more impossible to happen, that is called cheating.
All the spiritual skills performed by the supernatural person must also be recorded in the star network database or similar, otherwise they will not be judged or will be castrated.
This is tantamount to wasting half of Mo Ye's skills at once. It's like being a master of dual swords but being forced to tie one arm, only allowed to fight with one hand, and not given a chance to appeal.
Such an aggrieved battle is really unprecedented, and the precipice is an extraordinary feeling.
Mo Ye got up and took a deep breath, raised his hand and clicked the cursor to start the battle.
In an instant, the virtual coach kicked off the ground and flashed in front of Mo Ye, seeing that a kidnapper was about to hit the face.
It really is an unreasonable virtual coach, Nima, who actually likes to slap the face when fighting with girls, whoever designed it, is too shameless.
Mo Yezao blessed himself with the Gale Technique, and he narrowly dodged sideways. The wind from his fists felt a tingling sensation on his face.
Mo Ye didn't pause at all. While turning sideways, he cast an ice pick to follow him, hitting the virtual coach's ankle. When the opponent lost his balance, Mo Ye released several ice picks to his back one after another, passing through his chest, struggling After a few clicks, the virtual coach finally turned into a ball of white light and dissipated.
A row of subtitle cursors released by the platform system appeared in front of Mo Ye
"After a arduous battle, Heitu finally defeated the junior coach with the will to not give up, not to be discouraged, and to persevere. I hope to improve to a higher level in the future training. I am optimistic about you."
Look after your sister!
Mo Ye looked at the row of congratulatory words with indescribable emotions. After going through all kinds of hardships and taking an hour to finally defeat the junior coach, why did she suddenly have a sad feeling of looking up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle.
From that day on, in the days before the start of the competition, Mo Ye will conduct adaptive training on the star network virtual battle platform every day, experiment with various magic spells, which magic can perfectly restore the effect in the star network, and which one will be unfortunately castrated Become a eunuch skill, these all need Mo Ye to experiment one by one, so Mo Ye is tortured and killed thousands of times by virtual coaches of all levels almost every day these days.
I have never tried so many consecutive deaths in a short period of time. At the beginning, Your Excellency the Mage was a little sad. The self-esteem of the proud mage has been hurt, and after a long time, the one who dies will get used to it.
He even yawned indifferently when Xiao Qi told her that the nickname of Hei Tu had been given the title of "Suicide Maniac" on the virtual battle platform, and didn't take it to heart at all.
The adaptability of human beings is indeed extremely powerful!
But Mo Ye never expected that the system of the battle platform would make this known widely.
This is a platinum title certified by the virtual battle platform, and it can only be obtained by being tortured and killed by coaches of all levels of the platform for more than a thousand times within a week.
Because of the harsh and perverted requirements for this hidden title, no one has ever obtained this achievement, so the rookie Heitu won this official limited edition title in one fell swoop, and was able to broadcast it on the platform's internal release system.
"Congratulations to Heitu for winning the Platinum Edition limited title 'Suicide Maniac'"
The bold version of the system announcement scrolled three times on the platform bulletin board.
Someone immediately inquired about the attainment conditions of this title in the platform information database, and everyone on the battle platform was dumbfounded. There is such a perverted hidden title, and what is even more perverted is that someone has achieved the achievement conditions and obtained the platinum title.
"Bright and blind, a veritable suicide maniac"
"broken knee"
Title collectors just want to cry when they see this system announcement. I knew that they really didn't mind dying. There were so many opportunities, and the Platinum title slipped away quietly through the fingers, tears.
Because Mo Ye was afraid of trouble, he spent money to rent a virtual battle room for exclusive use, and both online and offline were bound in the battle room. Otherwise, other users on the platform will definitely be watching. Since such a rare title can be obtained, it is understandable that everyone wants to see this kind of weirdness.
"Master, this title has a mysterious attribute bonus"
Xiaoqi opened the drop-down bar of the Moyexing.com username, and clicked Suicide Maniac under the black soil, and there was an extra prefix 'suicide maniac' in front of the black soil. Click to display the attribute description.
Mo Ye had black lines on his face, is this playing a game? It also has attribute bonuses, but it can't be brought to reality. random
Glancing at that meant that Mo Ye knew that he was thinking about it.
"A warrior with both courage and tenacity, as a reward, you can enjoy a 12% discount when you use this title to spend in all star network stores under the Jiaruisi Group. When you collect all three madmen Series titles will enjoy a big gift package and a 40% discount on the VIP price, burn your blood and continue to fight.”
This is the essence of profiteers. Actually figured out this way to solicit customers to stimulate consumption, using titles. Achievements encourage everyone to participate in the battle on the virtual platform. No wonder so many people are so keen on collecting titles. It turns out that the so-called mysterious attribute bonus is the benefit of consumption discounts.
However, it is not very good to wander around with the title of a suicidal maniac.
Well…
It can still be used when shopping.
There are countless virtual battle platforms operated by different groups in the star network. Everyone fights for facilities, services, and creativity. Of course, all kinds of means to attract customers cannot be missed.
For example, this kind of title with attribute bonuses increases the fun of platform battles. It can not only buy users' collection habits but also has practical uses. It can attract platform customers and at the same time arouse their enthusiasm for consumption in other industries under the group. , serves multiple purposes.
Mo Ye sighed silently in his heart that these people really know how to do business. Thinking of business, now Xiaopang, a profiteer, can log on to Starnet. If he opens a store on Starnet, he can let Xiaopang manage it.
It would be a problem to continue to feed Banzhuan, a large consumer of energy mines, and Xiaobai also needed energy mines to cultivate, and the operation of the egg cake account also needed energy mines, and the price of energy mines was ridiculously expensive.
Mining is a matter of fate. Except for those mining planets controlled by the government or big families, it is not so easy to find a place to mine, and there is no time now.
For all kinds of consumption, Mo Ye has a vague headache when he thinks of interstellar coins. It is best to have a long-term and profitable way.
Xiaopang just came into contact with Xingwang, and Mo Ye gave him a very important task to make money before his excitement subsided.
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Thank you sheep baa baa stupid pink (☆_☆)
Today is not Xiaoxiaojun, Jiuqian is really dying, the author is going to go to sleep!