My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 18 Homecoming

"Little brother has done a great job this time. City Lord Lei Luo said that if it weren't for your battle song, little brother, Xinsheng City might have fallen." Song Qingfeng said.

"Everywhere, everyone worked hard." Chen Fang didn't dare to accept the work.

"The little brother's war song is very passionate, I have heard it from afar, but why didn't I receive blessings within the scope of the war song?" Song Qingfeng said.

"Well, my war song is quite special. Those who are present will be blessed when the drum beats, and it will not have any effect if it is halfway through." Chen Fang said, this is a shortcoming of Burning War, and Chen Fang is also at the moment when the war song sounds. I just found out.

"Oh, little brother, are you interested in joining our Caohai garrison army?" Song Qingfeng asked.

"Um, I have two children to take with me. It's not suitable. I'm sorry, Master Baofeng." Chen Fang directly refused. It's not easy to take care of Yiyi and Yaya after entering the army. The two little sisters are still young. Do not drive him.

"That's a pity." Song Qingfeng didn't force it, and he didn't say much when Chen Fang disagreed. After encouraging Chen Fang a few words, he left with the city lord.

Refusing Song Qingfeng's solicitation, Chen Fang has no regrets. Although the benefits of the army are very good, the two cubs at home cannot live without him, and Chen Fang will not be used to being in the army if he is used to freedom.

After chatting for a few words, Chen Fang bid farewell to the city lord and left. As for the reward, he will be notified after a while, just go and get it when the time comes.

After Chen Fang left, Zhang Hengtian changed his clothes and came before the city lord and Song Qingfeng. When he learned that Chen Fang had left, he immediately told Song Qingfeng, "My lord, Chen Fang's battle songs are very effective, not only can improve the combat effectiveness , the scope is even more astonishingly large, and I think it will help a lot if it is recruited into the army.”

"I just asked, but he refused." Song Qingfeng said.

"My lord, why didn't you force him to be recruited? His war song is really very important. It can be said that he is at least half of the credit for our victory in the beast tide." Zhang Hengtian said.

"Director Zhang, it's okay if he doesn't want to join the army, we can't force others." Song Qingfeng said gently.

"However, his musical instruments and battle tunes are indeed very unusual. At least I have never seen one who can support a battle of more than a thousand people alone, and there is also the effect of killing drums to increase lethality. The final group outbreak is even worse. Horror is simply a weapon for group warfare." Zhang Hengtian said, if the side effects are ignored, it is simply a divine comedy.

Song Qingfeng shook his head, "As you said just now, his war drums and war songs are indeed remarkable, but they also have obvious shortcomings."

"His war drum is obviously different from the drums used now, at least we have never seen it. It is hard to say whether it can be matched with other instruments. This is one point."

"His war song is very powerful, but has a lot of flaws. It is very suitable for the final counterattack in a desperate situation, but it cannot be used in the army because we cannot judge the timing. Just like when you faced the nest whale before, if I didn't catch up in time The consequences will be disastrous." Song Qingfeng said.

"However, there may be times when the army may be in a desperate situation." Zhang Hengtian said.

"Director Zhang, the army never uses anything unfamiliar to fight. No matter how good something is, it will definitely be used after getting familiar with it." Song Qingfeng said.

"You mean." Zhang Hengtian suddenly understood.

When the nest whales released a group of fish from the sky before, they exploded once, and they all became fruit bodies. The first-level explosive armor and the middle-level explosive equipment are all a small amount of money. Today's beast tide has come down. Speaking of the original payment, the armor of the last surviving person and the affinity materials for recasting the elemental armament have to pay a large amount of wealth. One can imagine how much the finances of the newborn city will be corrupted in the next few months , This is only a battlefield of a few thousand people, put it in an army of thousands or even tens of thousands of people, tsk tsk.

Furthermore, the army always cooperates in combat. If Chen Fang joins the army, he will definitely need to conduct cooperative training in the early stage. You said that it is just training without formal weapons and equipment, and it is the same to find something to replace it. The Caohai garrison has a staff of 10,000. They don't wear armor or armour. They don't even wear standard military uniforms. Anyway, it's just something for the elders to hide their shame during training. It's good to leave a pair of underwear. After a training session The loss of 10,000 pairs of underwear, according to the price of one pair of copper coins purchased by the Federation, is 20,000 copper coins converted into 200 silver coins or 20 gold coins. One training session is definitely not enough, at least a hundred times, it is two hundred times Thousands of gold coins, Caohai's annual military expenditure is 5,000 gold coins, and this nima's underwear almost accounts for half of the military expenditure.

You said that after training and cooperation, it will not cost too much money, and it can be divided into batches and installments, so that it is not obvious. But pull it down, do you really think that you will only wear a pair of pants for training? Even if you really can’t think about it, it’s shameless, do you really think that it’s not obvious to divide it into batches and installments? The military will always have a financial summary once a year. At that time, why don’t you put together a form with a total of XXXX below? , you just install and batch again, and use as much as you need.

It really can't be done in a few years, which is even more nonsense, what's the use of this person. If it’s really not possible, just pick a group of people to come out, so that you can save money and have combat effectiveness, okay? Of course it won't work, Chen Fang's battle drum will cover the entire battlefield, as long as it is his own side, it will be affected. How will some trained and untrained ones cooperate? The most unacceptable thing is the hot eyes that appear after the war song In the scene, a group of naked old men appeared on the battlefield. It was not a hindrance to admiration. The army dispatched from time to time was attended by reporters. If this was reported, a group of fruit men appeared on the screens of thousands of households, and the army would be shameless. So in summary, Chen Fang's war drums and war songs are only used by shameless people in the trenches, and the army's words are really unaffordable and useless.

"Yes, it's not that I don't want to use it, but I can't afford it." Song Qingfeng smiled wryly.

Zhang Hengtian was speechless for a while after trying to understand.

In fact, they thought so because they didn't ask Chen Fang carefully, and the explosive armor was all caused by the anger of the battle song resonance, but even if Song Qingfeng found out, he probably wouldn't force Chen Fang to join the army. In his mind, the effect of Chen Fang's war song is certainly powerful and effective, but it has too many variables to be used routinely, and it is not suitable for the army. Only use it, and you can only do odd jobs in normal times, after all, the army does not support idlers.

"My lord, the people who came out of the ruins have been found. They encountered a group of mutant beasts on the way and fought. There were casualties but not many. They have been brought back now." A member of the war division ran over to report.

"Well, I got it, let me inform you to arrange for the wounded." Zhang Hengtian said.

"yes."

"Since the beast tide is over, I'll take people back. Caohai needs people, so City Lord Lei Luo will leave." Song Qingfeng said.

"Okay, the brothers in the hard-working army have made a trip in vain, and greet General Jiang Rang for me." Lei Luo said.

Lei Luo knew the system of the army, so he didn't say much, and took Zhang Hengtian to send Song Qingfeng away.

Speaking of this battle against the beast horde, part of the combat power was useless, like the group organized by the Lushui Ruins and the army that came here after all kinds of hardships, this is really incredible.

Tiger Tavern Backyard

Chen Fang walked into the room where he lived, and saw Yiyi and Yaya sitting quietly on the bed with a big package in their arms. Besides the two of them, Liu Liuliu was also there.

"Boy, come back."

Liu Liuliu was the first to see Chen Fang who entered the door. After seeing Chen Fang coming back, the old man got up and left directly. When passing by Chen Fang's side, he deliberately explained to Chen Fang to comfort the two frightened little guys.

"Wow, Uncle came back alive, woo woo." When Yaya saw Chen Fang, she burst into tears and rushed over, with tears streaming down her face and a runny nose.

"Oh my little cutie, what's the matter?" Chen Fang hugged the crying Yaya into his arms and said.

"Hey, grandpa said that there are many big monsters outside the city who want to eat people and want to take us away. My sister and Yaya don't want to leave and have to wait for uncle. Grandpa said that uncle might be eaten by big monsters. Yaya is so sad." Yaya cried and said.

"Hey, uncle is back well, grandpa was just joking, don't cry." Chen Fang comforted Yaya and asked the older Yiyi for details.

Yiyi Zaohui was quite calm, she was relieved to see that Chen Fang came back safely, so she told the story, but it was nothing, but the beast tide rushed into the city, the city lord issued a call-up order and organized the residents to evacuate, and the two sisters happened to be outside at that time Shopping, the street was in chaos, the chaos inevitably caused the two little sisters to be squeezed and shoved, but fortunately Liu Liuliu found them in time and brought them back to the tavern. The children left, but Yiyi and Yaya refused to leave, saying that they would not leave until their uncle came back. Liu Liuliu couldn't be cruel to the two children, so he had to sit and accompany them until Chen Fang came back.

"Let's go, let's go thank grandpa." Chen Fang patted Ya Ya's back, which was gradually calming down, and said, and then led the little sisters to find Liu Liuliu, who was rolling iron in the yard.

"Old man, thank you for helping me take care of Yiyi Yaya."

"It's okay, I'm happy." Liu Liuliu didn't care.

"Old man, you will be fine if you didn't respond to the call-up order." Chen Fang was a little worried.

"I'm in my 70s and I'm still answering a fart. I can go if I want to go, and I don't go if I don't want to go." Liu Liuliu said.

Recruitment orders are only mandatory for those under the age of 60. Those who are over the age mainly depend on your own wishes and will not be punished.

"Grandpa, let's have dinner with us tonight. Let's make it lively." Chen Fang said, Liu Liuliu took care of Yiyi and Yaya. As usual, the old man must not destroy each other's feelings, it's better to have a meal together and express his heart.

"What to eat?" Liu Liuliu did not refuse.

"I brought a rock armored cow back, and the outer rock shell was smashed, so I can eat the roasted cow at night after processing it."

The cow was pulled back by Chen Fang from outside the city with three jumpers. Because of the war song, the combat staff who cleaned the battlefield specially picked the biggest one for him. Of course, the core and affinity materials have been stripped out.

"Let me deal with it. It's too much to waste after roasting it all." Liu Liuliu said.

"How can I let the old man do it, let me do it." Of course, Chen Fang disagreed.

"I want to eat beef ramen, can you make it?" Liu Liuliu said lightly.

"Uh, no." Chen Fang smiled shyly.

"Uncle, Yaya also wants to eat beef noodles." Yaya said, sucking her finger.

"I want to drink beef soup and eat beef hot pot." Yiyi also said.

What the hell are you two doing? Slicing and skewering is also very good, Chen Fang thought to himself.

"Yes, I will trouble you when you get old." Chen Fang said.

The meal in the evening made the three of Chen Fang's mouths full of oil. As expected of the old man who runs a tavern, his cooking skills are quite good. He used beef shank, tenderloin, beef tendon and other ingredients to cook a very rich meal.

After dinner, the old man went back to rest. After Chen Fang took Yiyi Yaya to clean up the mess, he dragged the little sisters into the back room.

Chen Fang has been exhausted for the past few days. He encountered a golden monster in the ruins and participated in a city defense battle today. After eating, he felt very tired. After counting the harvest and offering sacrifices, I am impatient to save up, and I don’t think I can sleep well at night.

Six source cores, one elemental fruit, and one awakening core. As for the ordinary monster cores, they were used up during the battle.

Chen Fang was about to sacrifice all of them, to see what he could get, called Yiyi Yaya, opened the sacrificial circle and put the sacrifices on it, after dancing, seven things appeared on the sacrificial circle, one A light cluster emitting stardust, a green fruit that looks delicious, a transparent wafer, three books, and a plush rabbit doll costume.

There are a lot of things obtained from this sacrifice, and Chen Fang prayed to get the things that DIAO exploded.

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