Chapter 156 Reading Jokes

"I see who dares to defecate anywhere? Xiao Niao Niao doesn't want to live anymore." Li Yong raised his finger.

"Damn, I'll dare." As he said that, Deng Shouyin really wanted to take out the bird and spray water on the spot.

"Don't waste your time." Lu Binlin interrupted Deng Shouyin, pointed at Li Yong, and said to those who called: "It's him, hit me hard, and I'll take care of it if something happens."

"Brother Lu, please don't worry, we are professional, and we are well-measured." After speaking, the long-haired man in the lead led the gangsters forward. They dispersed and quickly surrounded Li Yong.

"We are going to break your leg, do you do it yourself, or let us do it?" the haired man asked.

"I want to slap people's faces, do you do it yourself, or let me do it?" Li Yong asked in the same tone, and at the same time raised his palm, making a slapping motion.

"I want your hand too." The long-haired man said angrily.

"I want to slap your mouth twice more." Li Yong said with a faint smile.

"Give it to me." The long-haired man waved his right hand and ordered loudly.

Of the dozen gangsters brought by him, two of the closest to Li Yong raised their steel pipes and beat them.

Li Yong jumped to the left, not only dodged easily, but also grabbed the long-haired man by the collar, slapped him, and then pushed the long-haired man under the steel pipe.

There was only a scream, and the steel pipe that was aimed at Li Yong fell on the long-haired man.

One of the steel pipes also hit the long-haired man on the head. The long-haired man held his head in both hands, and blood flowed down his black-haired arm.

"Damn it, how dare you hit me?" He glared at the bastard furiously and cursed loudly.

The gangster regretted it too late, and was so frightened that he was at a loss, "Boss, I'm sorry, I..."

"What are you still doing in a daze? Do it for me, do it all for me." The long-haired man shouted loudly.

More than a dozen gangsters beat Li Yong together. Among them, the gangster who beat the long-haired man to the brim wanted to show off his crimes and meritorious deeds, so he yelled strangely and rushed to Li Yong first.

Li Yong smiled slightly, looking at this group of garbage without fear.

He took a step forward,

He leaned slightly, stretched his arms forward, and snatched the steel pipe from the gangster's hand first. Amidst Lu Binlin and Deng Shoulin's cheers, under the hateful gaze of the long-haired man, and when the gangster was stunned, a steel pipe hit the gangster. There was only a click on the gangster's shoulder, and the gangster's arm had been broken.

Then, under the siege of the crowd, Li Yong kept waving the steel pipe. Every time the steel pipe rose and fell, a gangster's arm would be broken.

Behind Li Yong, the gangsters with broken arms clutched their broken arms tightly with their remaining arms, screaming non-stop in pain. The eyes that were originally disdainful were full of fear and trepidation.

After Li Yong knocked off the last gangster's arm, he walked towards the long-haired man.

At this time, the long-haired man was so frightened that his face bled and his body was shaking; seeing Li Yong approaching, he kept backing away. Only retreated to the edge of the highway, leaning against the steel fence.

"I want to break your arm, do you do it yourself, or let me do it?" Li Yong asked lightly.

Gritting his teeth, the long-haired man bent down to pick up a wooden stick, and slammed it down against his arm.

Ah...he dropped the wooden stick, pretended to hold it, and screamed in pain.

"It's not broken." This person couldn't fool Li Yong's clairvoyance eyes at all, "It seems that I have to help you."

Seeing Li Quan raise the steel pipe in his hand, the long-haired man knelt down on the ground in fright, and begged, "No, no, I will do it myself, please give me another chance."

The long-haired man picked up the wooden stick again, and hit his arm hard again.

Li Yong nodded in satisfaction, and said lightly: "You want to break my legs, and in return, I'll break your arms, isn't that too much!"

"Not too much, not too much." The long-haired man said in a trembling voice that his forehead was covered with sweat from the pain.

Li Yong turned his head to look at Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin, only to see them standing ten meters away in astonishment, thinking that he was hallucinating, and neither thought of running away.

In their eyes, Li Yong was just an ordinary person, how could he knock down all these gangsters? And, still in such a short time?

They all still remember that when Li Yong was in college, he once fought with his classmates, and he couldn't even beat a fat man. How did he become so powerful in just two short years?

"What are you doing standing there stupidly? Get in the car and run." At this time, Lu Binlin's wife drove the car to the side of Lu Binlin and Deng Shouyin and shouted loudly.

Like Lu Binlin, Deng Shouyin, she was also frightened by Li Yong. How did Li Yong, who seemed to be a little thin, knock down more than a dozen people? Although she couldn't understand this question, she knew that staying here was extremely dangerous.

Deng Shouyin got into the car first, and just as Lu Binlin got half of his body into the car, Li Yong arrived.

Li Yong grabbed Lu Binlin's left leg, pulled back, and pulled Lu Binlin out.

Gently leaning back, Lu Binlin, weighing more than two hundred kilograms, landed on the asphalt road like a dead pig, splashing a cloud of dust. Then, his body curled up together, trembling.

"Run, run!" Deng Shouyin in the car urged loudly in panic.

"Run to paralyze you, I'll get you down and call Binlin into the car." Lu Binlin's wife was unwilling to leave Lu Binlin behind.

Deng Shouyin didn't dare to get out of the car, he hastily closed the door, too frightened to look outside.

"Are you still a man? Are you still Binlin's good brother? You bastard..." Lu Binlin's wife pointed at the cowardly Deng Shou and cursed a few times angrily, then opened the door and got out of the car.

"Can you let us go?" She walked towards Li Yong, squeezed out a smile, and begged, "I beg you, for the sake of my classmates, please be merciful."

At this time, Li Yong's left foot had already stepped on Lu Binlin's arm. As long as he exerted force, Lu Binlin's arm would be finished. He turned his head to look at Lu Binlin's wife, and asked, "If it was me who was beaten, would you be merciful?"

"Yes, it will."

How could Li Yong believe it? He sneered and said, "If you will show mercy, why would you call so many people?"

As he spoke, he exerted force on his feet, and Lu Binlin's arm snapped off.

"Ah... Aww..." Lu Binlin leaned sideways and pushed Li Yong's leg vigorously with his unbroken arm. He wanted to push Li Yong's leg away, but he didn't have that much strength at all.

"No, you..." Lu Binlin's wife rushed towards Li Yong suddenly, and slammed into Li Yong's body forcefully. She wanted to knock Li Yong away, but in the end, she bounced back.

"You are hurting people maliciously, I want to call the police..." Lu Binlin's wife took out her mobile phone and was about to make a call.

"Don't report it, he is the police." Lu Binlin turned to his wife and said.

At this time, the car driven by Lu Binlin's wife roared forward, and Deng Shouyin in the car climbed from the back to the front and fled alone.

He could see clearly that everyone's arms were broken, and if he didn't run, he couldn't escape the fate of breaking his arm.

For his own arm, he ran away decisively alone.

"Damn it." Seeing his car being driven away by Deng Shouyin, Lu Binlin cursed loudly.

Li Yong looked at Lu Binlin's wife who was stunned, and finally his eyes fell on Lu Binlin, "I slapped you before, and you were about to break one of my legs. Today, I broke your arm. Will you kill me next time?"

"No, no." Lu Binlin said in fear.

"Would you like to be a little promising? How can you admit it?" Li Yong said.

"I'm scared, I'm really scared." Pinbinlin sat up clutching his broken arm, watching the blood continuously flow out, he was very frightened. His wife hurriedly bandaged him, and it was obvious that she loved Lu Binlin very much.

Li Yong turned and left.

Those gangsters whose arms were broken by him, when they saw him approaching, they all stepped aside and hurriedly made way for him. His eyes swept to both sides, and all the gangsters trembled.

Li Yong's car stopped 300 meters ahead, and when he walked 100 meters, he bent down and picked up the warning sign. Looking into the car, Han Fei and Huang Anhe were still looking at their phones and laughing non-stop at the phones, not knowing what happened next.

Li Yong sat in the driver's seat again and drove on the road.

"Haha...brother-in-law, this joke is so funny, let me read it to you!"

"Read it!" Seeing Han Fei so happy, Li Yong didn't want to spoil her interest.

"A man was drunk, and when he came home and saw his wife was sleeping on the bed, he bent down and kissed her. Accidentally, he woke up his wife. The man said, wife, I just like your little cherry mouth. His wife slapped him three times, how much did you drink? Kissed my ass and fucked it."

Before Li Yong could respond, Han Fei had already collapsed in the back row laughing.

Huang Anhe laughed along with her, and their laughter filled the carriage.

"Brother-in-law, why don't you smile?" Han Fei asked after laughing for a while.

"I've watched it many times." Li Yong said.

"Then I'll read you another..."

"Don't read it." Huang Anhe was so embarrassed that she pulled Han Fei and said softly.

"Read the last one." Han Fei also said softly to Huang Anhe, and then read aloud: "The ant took the centipede as his wife. After the bridal chamber, I asked the ant how it felt. It's not even a single one, it's been a whole night. Hahaha..."

At the end of the reading, Han Fei leaned back and laughed again, her cheeks blushing.

Li Yong still didn't smile. After Han Fei laughed, he asked, "Why did the ants break the centipede's legs?"

"That's not because..." Huang Anhe covered her mouth when Han Fei said this.

Huang Anhe felt that Han Fei was a lunatic, and her smile was so scary. Although she promised Han Lu to watch Han Fei, she didn't want to ask about Han Fei. Because Han Lu and Han Fei are both presidents, as a subordinate, she can't ask questions at all.

But at this time, she couldn't bear it anymore.

"Feifei, your brother-in-law is too erotic." She whispered in Han Fei's ear.

"Brother-in-law, you are too bad." Han Fei blushed, suddenly a little angry.

After Huang Anhe said this, she thought of the dirty side.

Next, she stopped reading jokes and stopped laughing; instead, like Huang Anhe, she sat quietly in the back row until the car was parked in the medicinal material base.