Chapter 909 It's a Hit! Find the Dragon and Share the Gold
After finalizing the plan in a few words, Bailang took Fufu to the back mountain to fly a kite, enjoying the rare parent-child time and creating a beautiful childhood for silly fufu.
Since his arrival, he has been busy collecting information and learning new and old methods; he is also cleaning demons, collecting 'delicious points', and cultivating minions.
Now everything is on the right track, and I summoned [Fu Gui Pill] to do my best, and I can finally give myself half a day off.
After Bailang left, Shuipenwan quickly rushed into the 'Bumping Spoon Scene', replacing the two sinking demons, and became the head coach. Different from the whipping education of the two little redskins, it comprehended the [Inheritance Menu] without a teacher, and then grasped the air with five fingers, and then squeezed it into the void.
The next moment, the bloody mana in his body surged and gushed out from the palm of his hand. It didn't condense into the 'Blood Sausage Flying Sword' that was sacrificed with painstaking effort, but instead made a 'cracking, cracking' sound of freezing and glass breaking, and gradually lengthened, condensing into a crystal clear 'blood-colored scallion'.
It is the Fuguiwan that has been handed down from generation to generation. 】 Supernatural powers.
Evolved from the first generation of [missionaries], it swallowed and absorbed the broken offering "green onions" of the "evil spirit-headless onion lady", and condensed the innate supernatural powers.
This generation of "Shuipenwan" has profound Taoism and powerful magic power, and is the great demon of "refining Qi and transforming God". After being affected by [Evil Spirit-Wu Shen Pill], he condensed a new supernatural power and shouted: "Ah♂, stand still! Don't move around."
It would call out to the nearest little demon, and under the terrified gaze of the other party, raised the blood-colored green onion high, shouted: "Spirit Infusion Stick!" Then it slammed down hard, hitting the Tianling Gai.
Click!
In an instant, severe pain spread through the whole body like an electric current, making the little demon stiff and motionless. And in the dark, a kind of "illusion" that the skull was cracked by a crack also came to Xiao Yao's heart.
Immediately, a large number of mentally polluting garbage files about "healing gods, wise gods, Wushen pills, the great savior Jidu Lord... the despicable inspiration king, the tyrannical rabbit king..." are like liquid fluids, which are exposed in the "mana green onion" At the moment of hitting, along the crack in the skull, not a single drop was poured into the mind.
"Fool, wake up quickly!" Shuipenwan's angry voice exploded in the little demon's ears.
In the next second, the little monster opened its eyes wide and gave a fierce slap. It suddenly felt refreshed. It had never been so rational, wise, and full of wisdom. It seems to have seen the truth of the world clearly, gained epiphany, and appreciated the supreme wisdom.
Suddenly, a piece of spam from 'Fu Gui Pill' flashed back in my mind, it couldn't help opening its mouth, and read aloud in the broadcast voice: "I don't cultivate good fruits in my life, I only like to eat people and do evil. Suddenly I pulled out a green onion, and it exploded here." Skull. Huh? Master Fugui poured it on my head, and today I know that I am me."
The weird scene shocked other monsters who practiced hard. And the Qingyang old demon is also addicted to the strange 'wealthy supernatural power'. It's a wonderful feeling I've never felt before.
Since he practiced, he has been dealing with "distorting the way of heaven and polluting the mind", and he deeply understands the price behind the "power". Every day, he hovers on the edge of pollution and alienation.
Although he is called "Shuipenwan" now, his main thoughts, three views, and soul have not changed. He is still himself, not the body taken away by [Wushen Pill] and turned into the human body of Xie Lingwan.
That's why he is obsessed with the taste of using the [Inheritance Menu]. This rootless and sourceless force is not polluted by the "Distorted Heavenly Dao". As long as the 'blood sausage aura' in the body is consumed, it can be released infinitely without cost.
"Good baby, really good baby! It's great! I gradually understand everything!"
Having never come into contact with such a cheap and cheap 'power' in his life, Shuipenwan was so excited that he was going crazy at this moment. His eyes were bleeding, and he couldn't wait to whip out the second onion, and immediately looked at a victim of Ling: "Don't go! Stand up obediently, the spirit injection is great!"
"Ah, Immortal Elder, I understand!"
"ah!"
"Evil, why don't you trust me quickly? Give me a blow!"
"Ah! Daoist!"
"Hey! The spirit is injected into the Millennium Kill!!"
After trying again and again, the crazy Shuipenwan was immersed in the forceful preaching effect of the slapstick, and gradually unlocked more talents, including the only attack ultimate move of the rich and noble line.
There was a sound of screaming, and the two Uchihas were terrified. Senior Fuguimaru lived up to his reputation, and he injected supernatural powers with one hand, and quickly forcibly corrected the personalities of all the monsters, making them repent and escape into Buddhism.
The monsters who were originally dissatisfied and forced to make mistakes due to the pressure of death are now in a trance, sometimes demented and sometimes sober, chanting and mechanically shaking spoons incessantly.
This kind of repeated labor for a long time not only consumes physical energy, numbs demons, and disintegrates the inner defense; it also uses repeated slogans to carry out self-suggestion, self-brainwashing... to fill the gap in the soul.
The standard northern technique was included in [Must Die] by Bailang early on. It works great when taken together with the 'wake-up drink'.
An hour later, the 'Shuipenwan', whose mana and aura was almost exhausted, looked satisfied, and really refined [Must Die] thoroughly, unlocked all inheritances, and even combined the incomplete original stone [Xunlong Jue] with a body of Daomen The knowledge of geomancy has been organically combined, and a special talent has been awakened in Fengshui geomancy.
"Hahaha!"
On the lawn in the middle of the mountain, it suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, then scattered the blood-colored crystal green onions in its palm, and raised its hand to stroke the goatee. Then with a flick of his sleeves, he flew in the air (supernatural power: moon step-slowly lift into the sky), and finally stretched out his arms, turning into a crane shape, and using the wind to swing and fly into the sky: "Little Swan Flying Immortal Step! Go!"
Leaving a trail of blood behind him, he flew into the Taoist temple on the top of the mountain like a fairy.
This scene of the fairy flying into the sky not only stunned the two Uchihas, but also stunned all the monsters. Except for a few bird demons, the other monsters regard 'flying' as an unattainable ability. There is a true cultivation of the Dao, this is a true cultivation of the Dao, as if he will become a flying fairy at any time.
So they took advantage of the effect of the "wake-up call" before it faded, and practiced shaking spoons even more crazily, and self-hypnotized and brainwashed with words in their mouths.
Before today, Shuipen Wan didn't know the spell of 'soaring through the clouds and riding the fog'. His blood sausage sword does not support Edgeworth flight. You can only burn a lot of mana, do a simple 'moving slide', and maintain the big monster's card.
But after refining [Must Die], he comprehended one after another 'supernatural powers', the Buddhist top secret 'wake-up call', Taoist geomancy 'automatic grave guidance'... and the flying spell 'Liezi Yufeng'. (Little Swan Ghost Dance Step + All Terrain Movement - Moon Step Version).
Most importantly, none of these innate magical powers will increase the 'pollution distortion'!
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In the afternoon, Bailang took his daughter for a wild run in the mountains, tore two ordinary blind men with mortal bodies, and earned back the glory of primates.
However, the excitement of Shuipen Wan could not be calmed down for a long time. After returning to the room to take a secret medicine and quickly replenishing mana, he paced non-stop in the air, using the extraordinary talent brought by the original stone [Xunlong Jue], overlooking the trend of mountains and rivers, pinching his fingers all the way Search for graves, and quickly find one good burial place after another in this barren mountain.
Before today, it had collected herbs and passed nearby many times, but it had never found these 'treasures of the shady house', and only thought it was an ordinary wild place.
Now that he has supernatural powers, the world in his eyes has changed drastically, his spiritual sense is keen to perceive the magnetic field of the planet, and he can have a panoramic view of the mountains and rivers.
Also for the sacrifice of the five ghosts, the best five pieces of "five elements yin land" are selected.
When Bailang returned to the Taoist temple after eating and drinking enough to hear about this incident, he admired his foresight even more, and turned his head to brag to his daughter.
"Look, Dad has expected this scene a long time ago. The top ten supernatural powers of [Must Die] are exquisite, especially this [1/16 Sixteen-character Feng Shui Secret Art], which is of great use in this kind of cultivation world. It's a pity [Soul-Suppressing Coffin] has not been unsealed, otherwise the crouching dragon and phoenix will be invincible in the world."
"Hake rake stick!" Silly Fufu admired and praised.
After Bailang returned, Shuipenwan brought two fallen demons and a large group of nocturnal demons and ghosts with him, and disappeared into the night with great momentum.
This time the waves didn't follow, so little Fufu had to go to bed early after a wild afternoon.
This night, "Shui Pen Wan" watched the stars at night, and used "Star Luo Guan" combined with "Xunlong Jue" to calculate the right time and place. He also prepared the 'big red wedding dress' he bought at the human town market in the afternoon, and put them on the Uchiha Ferris wheel and the pirate ship successively.
In addition, a large group of little monsters who had been brainwashed by him "did a blow" also skillfully beat gongs and drums, or walked on stilts, or threw paper money, recreating the lively performance of the night when the white waves came.
According to the standard of marriage, the two heavenly kings were stuffed into the coffin, and the black bear carried the coffin all the way, accompanied by suona, just like a midnight marriage. It's a pity that the hundred miles around were bloodbathed by Bailang, and the audience present now is less than 1/6 of that night.
Not long after, the black bears carried the first coffin to the first burial place, which corresponds to the 'Fire Walk'. Shuipenwan made a big handprint with the 'blood sausage aura', quickly arranged the altar, set up a high pile of firewood, and after everything was ready, he took out a ferris wheel that was bound to death by a tortoise shell in a wedding dress.
Dark clouds cover the moon, the moon is dark and the wind is high. Little Redskin was surrounded by a group of monsters whose eyes reflected green light. Hearing the sinister laughter, he finally realized that something was wrong and wanted to struggle.
Shuipenwan immediately stepped forward, using the secret technique of 'Golden Needle Point' to seal the large acupoint on its head. He had foreseen that he would not look at the 'Writing Wheel Demon Eye', and at the same time took out the needle and thread, and began to sew up its seven orifices. Then he stuffed a piece of precious jade into his mouth, and then sewed his mouth shut.
The sealing method is completed.
Then he took out the wolf hair and the blood ink, rubbed it in the Yinshi inkstone, dipped it, and began to draw runes on the wedding dress... It took an hour to finish.
In the end, Shuipenwan placed portions of 'pollution inspirations' in different positions on the altar, lit a fire and hoisted the ferris wheel high during the lively performances of all the monsters.
...
The next morning, the sky brightened.
Bailang woke up from his sweet dream, and tore off Self who was sticking to his face, and then frantically shook out an afterimage, successfully awakening.
After pushing the door and going out, the long-awaited Shuipenwan showed joy: "Master, it's done!"
After all, it held up two small jade gourds, each only the size of a thumb, and the workmanship was exquisite: "In the magic circle, I added a large amount of secret medicine as a dowry, and made two Rakshasa and 'Yinland' I hold a ghost marriage myself, and the ghosts I refine are extremely resentful, please take a look."
Bailang picked up a jade gourd, shook it, did not open it in a hurry, but looked at Sharfu.
The latter opened the ability bar panel and found that the two summoning quotas of [Four Heavenly Kings Summoning Art] had fallen into a cooling state, and it took 7 days to recover.
In other words, the two fallen demons were completely killed, instead of continuing to exist in the form of 'ghosts', they were still controlled by the [ability bar].
Lang put the jade gourd into Xiao Fufu's hands, and asked again: "Can you feel it? Is there a connection?"
Sharf felt it for a moment, then shook her head regretfully.
Lang: "No contact?"
"Yes. But only..." Sharf pinched a tender little finger and added "a little bit"
This 'Fire Ghost', which was refined by the native methods of this world, completely escaped the control of the [Four Heavenly Kings Summoning Technique] after it officially died.
What Sharf can control is the Four Heavenly Kings controlled by the ability bar. And the 'New-Uchiha Ferris Wheel' after the skill cools down. It's not the fierce ghost transformed by the soul of the 'former Ferris wheel'.
But because the raw material is derived from [Summoning], even after this 'Fire Ghost' is completely free, there is still a layer of connection left. It's just that Sharf can no longer control it through this connection.
Bailang has no regrets: "It's good to have a connection." If there is a connection, there is a possibility of re-recognizing the master, and it is more suitable than other wild ghosts.
At this time, Shuipenwan also uncorked the bottle, and let out a cloud of gray smokers, which came out from the mouth of the gourd.
Because it was just born, it has not yet harmed anyone, cannot absorb Yang Qi, and its strength is still very weak. Therefore, I can't see the image clearly, there are no facial features, it is hazy, and it emits a pungent smoky smell.
When 'Smoke' saw the old goat, its head immediately emitted a red light, let out a scream of resentment, pounced on it, and opened its mouth to spew out a cloud of hot black poisonous smoke.
It's a pity that the ghosts that will be experienced again are not the opponents of monks who refine Qi and transform into gods. The aura of blood sausage lit up and gathered into a big hand with seven claws, capturing it in one piece.
"My lord, I would like to call him a 'smoke ghost'. Not only does he belong to the fire industry, but he has also undergone special sacrifices by me. He is full of anger, but also has the help of the spiritual world. He absorbs countless medicinal materials and has a natural 'poisonous smoke'. in an innate spell."
The ghost in the blood claw kept struggling, and the yin energy contained in its body was also slowly decreasing. Shuipen Wan didn't hesitate, and directly took it back into the jade gourd.
Lang: "What about the other one?"
"I'd call it the 'drowned ghost'..."
After the talent show was over, Bailang gave Fufu a wink. Now that the cooling-off period for the first batch of Four Heavenly Kings has just ended, Xiao Fufu waved her hand, and the bedroom door slammed, and the roller coaster, the jumping machine, and the big pendulum pushed the door out one by one.
They don't know the truth of the matter, their eyes are sinister, cunning, greedy and bloodthirsty, but they play the flower stand of "Shaolin Eighteen Genuit Team" with a flattering face, posing in front of Lang and Fufu, showing their hospitality.
Their demonic nature is difficult to tame, and they are extremely evil at first sight. They should be purified by the holy light. Lang ignored the three idiots, and looked at Shuipen Wan: "Remember to buy three more wedding dresses, you know."
"Understand, understand!"
Lang looked at the three bewildered 'Four Heavenly Kings' again, and said sincerely: "I hired a master for you, and from today onwards, you should follow him to learn your skills. When you learn the arts and martial arts, you will be with my Bai family." . Do you understand?"
"Kalani Hugh!", "Galla Gala," "Waaagh! Waaagh!"
The three "Four Heavenly Kings", who were born less than 60 seconds ago and had no experience in the world, nodded confidently, and then left with Shuipenwan.