Chapter 793 [Physics Devil Witch Doctor] Hanging the Great Channel
Bai Lang, who simply finished lunch and didn't take the initiative to get close to Chopper, was introduced by the old woman Kuleha, and pretended to know that 'Chopper' is the only wild animal in the world who has the ability to speak after eating the 'Human Fruit'.
Immediately feigned surprise. "Oh? It turned out to be the legendary 'everyone's fruit'. Mr. Qiaoba is really amazing!" Bai Lang looked at the subject of the topic, Qiaoba, and praised him exaggeratedly.
The little civet cat, who has never been praised by strangers, now has hot cheeks and blushes, lowers his head shyly, and twists his body restlessly, showing a happy and shy sub.
For Chopper, who lacks love since childhood, has extreme low self-esteem and social fear, his biggest fatal flaw is probably his desire to be recognized. Before the "official recognition of the Lord", any "goodwill" from the outside world can easily penetrate its psychological defense.
Immediately afterwards, Bailang took advantage of the victory to pursue and boldly stretched out his hand to pat Chopper on the head. Sure enough, this civet cat, who was instinctively afraid of Bailang, immediately raised his favorability towards Bailang to above the passing line amidst a few hypocritical praises and encouragements.
Facing the warm palms of the waves, there is no resistance at all.
"To be honest, I'm also a person with the ability of 'animal fruit', and we are destined to be together!" Bailang seemed to be speaking to Chopper, but he was actually giving guidance and hints to Kuleha, the guardian of the civet cat.
If he said bluntly that he wanted to 'abduct Chopper and sell wild animals', the other party would most likely refuse. This approach is obviously ulterior motives have bear.
Then change the strategy in a roundabout way, first use the same "animal ability person" to resonate, show a little kindness, and then ignore it; then compete with the old woman in medical skills to prove the strength of his medical attainments; Recognition and expectations of medical skills.
At that time, Bailang was confident that he would be able to fill up the favorability of the silly and innocent Qiaoba, and he had new medical knowledge enough to teach him, while the old woman's medical skills had been hollowed out by Qiaoba, and she stayed behind to work behind closed doors.
Bailang only needs to mention a word casually, and he doesn't worry about the civet cat not following him. After all, he is a genius doctor Lang who is full of kindness to small animals!
"Oh?" ×2
Sure enough, after hearing Bailang's words. Both Chopper and Kuleha are curious, there are no other capable people on this winter island except the evil king.
Especially the same "animal department" as Chopper is unheard of. Chopper ate the fruit, successfully transformed from a wild animal, and mastered human wisdom, posture, and language ability. So what's so magical about the other party's fruit?
"I eat the Jesus form of the animal lizard fruit."
Bailang spoke triumphantly, and then changed his human form little by little, turning his head into a mighty dark green lizard head, which startled Chopper.
Silly fufu on the side looked at her father, her eyes were full of pride and complacency, and she couldn't wait to show off to others that her father could flick his tongue so far! Dare to eat fudei! On the other hand, Nami looked disgusted. After getting used to Bailang's good looks, this lizard head was really a B.
"It's amazing."
The grandma sighed when she saw Bailang continuously whipping bubbles in the air and detonating them as if showing off, making a crackling air explosion. Chopper had overcome the fear in his heart, and was attracted by the 'exploding bubble' in Bailang's palm, with a look of curiosity and envy.
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During the days of going to sea, Bailang frequently cut into the "planet will" of this world through [In and Out of Truth], and made a series of attempts. In addition to improving the quality of the title, he also successfully figured out the basic context of the great channel, which is absolutely heartless If you have no lungs, you will show the heart of a child.
Each mission world has a unique tone or theme. For example, the dark and deep painting style of the DC series, if you pretend to be a sand sculpture in this world, you will be rejected by the world. But if you pretend to be dark and deep, suffer and hate deeply, and force neurosis to accuse the world of injustice, you can cater to the main theme of the world and make your actions smoother.
In the same way, the Great Channel also has its own style of painting. As long as you are "happy" enough, you can cover up and ignore all hatred, contradictions, problems, and disputes. And who can refuse the fools of brainless joy on the great channel?
Even if the scheming is as deep as the black beard, before completely jumping back, he can smoothly get into the party with no production but all day long through the "silly and happy" laughter. be suspected by anyone.
As long as the laughter is hearty enough, no matter black or white, good or evil, they are all heroes, and they can be washed away. So in the small room, there was a cheerful laughter from Bai Lang.
He showed his ability unabashedly, established a similar personality, and gained recognition step by step. Kuleiha's attitude towards him has obviously improved a lot (more relying on fools), so he asked: "Little ghost, you came to me to compare your medical skills. How do you compare?"
Bai Lang replied: "I was attacked by a group of carnivorous rabbits on the way up the mountain, and then I was defeated by my subordinates and was seriously injured. I am not an unkind bad guy, and I would still like to repay their kindness and save their lives. How about we Compete by rescuing these vicious rabbits!"
"Of course. My grandma, my medical skills are superb!" The old woman was also full of confidence.
Qiaoba sat in the corner and listened to the conversation between the two famous doctors. He was very excited. When he looked at Bailang, although he didn't know the real level of the other party, he was already moved by Lang's "big talk", and his eyes were full of reverence.
The two sides simply determined the rules of the game. Bailang snapped his fingers, and the pink furs guarding the door responded, gently opened the door, and brought in the seriously injured and unconscious 'Labang'.
Seeing the pulverized fractures all over the body, internal bleeding, organ failure, and the big rabbits who were only half a step away from death, Kuleha gasped, the injuries were so serious, the hands were so dark, and the hands were so cruel. people. Living like this is worse than dying, it is simply the cruelest torture.
Bai Lang didn't wait for her to question, and explained first: "These big pink rabbits are from the new world, they are my bodyguards, and they are very powerful. They have eliminated all the pirates they encountered along the way. I have treated them before." The big pink rabbits who fell into the sea and cooked food with their own hands, and took them in to recuperate. After they recovered, they forcibly stayed on my boat and refused to leave in order to repay their kindness. On the surface, they were protecting my safety, but I seriously doubted them It's my craft."
The old lady glanced at the well-behaved and harmless rabbits, and then at Labang, who was seriously injured and dying. She no longer struggled, but knelt down to check their injuries, and then frowned, becoming more and more serious.
If she simply rescued a few of them, she was still sure. However, there are too many seriously injured Labang, and each of them is not a single serious injury, but complex multiple injuries superimposed on each other, forming a knot that cannot be untied.
The attacks of these pink labones were too terrifying. The white labones suffered multiple organ failures. She saved one or two, but time waited for no one. The third and fourth fatal injuries would erupt one after another, and then she would die quickly.
"Little devil, are you really kidding me? With such a serious injury and so many Labangs, can you really save them? The old woman hates the behavior of treating life as a child's play!" Kureha's attitude gradually became gloomy, Bailang became unhappy.
Lang and her looked at each other calmly, and asked, "Are you going to admit defeat?"
"Are you very confident?"
"Of course! I save the dying and heal the wounded, Dr. Bai, and I also hate the guy who treats life like a joke. When I say to save them, I will save them all. Death can't stop them. It's not a lie!" Bailang said.
"Although I can't save everything, I will do my best. Brat, let me see your abilities."
Bai Lang raised his head confidently. Under Chopper's admiring gaze, he crossed his hands and took out a screwdriver and a wrench from the large pockets on both sides of his white coat.
Immediately, the middle fingers of both hands stuck into the two special finger slots, under the bewildered gaze of the other party, like a ninja juggling shuriken, they danced into two circular afterimages, one large and one small, proudly said: "Let you see and see My highest medical achievement, blood therapy!"
"Blood therapy? Cut!" The old woman immediately sneered and retorted with disdain, "Primitive and backward technology, anti-science and anti-common sense dross! You want to fight me with this technology that has been eliminated for a hundred years? It's an insult! Get out, immediately! I don't have time to accompany you... huh?"
The voice of the furious old woman stopped abruptly, and before the reprimand was over, she was pressed to pause, her eyes wide open, watching the scene in disbelief.
"Curse of anesthesia! Osteopathic thaumaturgy!"
Bailang frantically waved the monkey wrench, hitting the back of Labang's head, chest, side ribs, arms, broken legs... Every time he hit hard, there was a crackling sound of bones breaking.
However, the fact is just the opposite. With the support of the mysterious power from the east, the original grotesque severed limbs were forcibly restrained, corrected and returned to their original positions by invisible forces. Even the joints that have been shattered into powder are reassembled according to the appearance of the healthy stage.
"Bleeding therapy!"
At the next moment, Bailang swung the revolver screwdriver like a midnight killer, and threw himself on Laban's chest. He half-squatted and held up the bloodthirsty screwdriver, and continuously inserted the sharp cone into its chest at high speed, pierced through the heart and pulled it out again. stab.
The whole process was smooth and smooth, and in the blink of an eye, Kureha had no time to stop it. A rabbit was stabbed into a hornet's nest, and blood streams spewed out like an upside-down shower, staining the white waves of the decorator's white coat red.
However, with the rapid flow of blood, instead of going to death, the rabbit was revived like a flash of light, its eyes opened angrily, and it came back to life.
Just like Haruno Sakura activated the Palm Immortal Technique to revive a dead fish that rolled its eyes, and under the pseudoscientific magic of Bailang's "anti-intellectualism blood therapy", it successfully defrauded a dying Laban.
At this moment, the old lady's Three Views, which she had established all her life, made a sound of rupture: "What is the principle?"
"Bleeding therapy, next is the moment to witness the miracle, blood transfusion therapy!" Bailang filled the blood bottle with his revolver screwdriver, and at the same time activated the 'blood therapy', injection therapy.
The next moment, Bailang raised his right hand high, stretched out an index finger, and performed the 'six-style finger gun': "Beidou Liu first aid technique, stop the hole!"
Suddenly, the arm struck with lightning, and a finger pierced Laban's chest, poking a bloody hole. The next moment, this secret finger hole instantly stimulates the life potential of its whole body, just like long pressing the off button to restart.
Bailang's finger not only includes the 'brake hole' to instantly overdraw life to exchange for invincible power for a while, but also sends a 'curse seal fish Gu' deep into the chest, and takes advantage of the opportunity to stimulate the body that was just injected into it. Tube 'blood bottle'.
The blood bottle is the essence of a whole rabbit's blood purified and compressed by the 'Old Driver's Centrifugal Arm'. It is stimulated by the 'brake hole', which is equivalent to putting it to death and then reviving it, or breaking it and then standing.
First burn the vitality that originally belonged to "Laban", repair the basic damage of the body, and then detonate a "rabbit blood bag" in the body to build a new powerful body and complete the rebirth. Taking advantage of the trend, use this 'blood bag' to water the 'fish Gu' to grow, and become a fish vein warlock.
Under the shocked gaze of the crowd, Bailang performed live what is "the living dead, flesh and bones"?
"Ms. Doriel, I'm alive! This big rabbit is alive!" Chopper's eyes widened, and he shouted excitedly. When he looked at Bailang again, he had already put on the fanatical gaze of a fanatic. Goodwill constantly +1+1+1
It is full of curiosity and yearning for any kind of medical skill, even though it knows that Bailang's 'blood therapy' was swept into the trash a hundred years ago, it still has a kind of respect for this kind of quack doctor who is self-confident. After all, its previous adoptive father was also confident.
Any trash, as long as it hangs the signboard of "doctor", will be respected by this stupid civet cat. But now Bailang has used this 'junk medical skill' to perfection, showing the effect of turning the dead back into gold, and Chopper was instantly conquered.
Even Kureha looked confused, a little suspicious of life: "How did you do it just now?"
"Keep your eyes open! Bone setting, bloodletting, blood transfusion, and revitalization!"
The next moment, Bailang pulled over the second patient in a hurry, raised his hand and dropped it, and there was a 'bang! Bang! ’ The crashing sound.
"Block of iron, ten tons of chest blow CPR first aid!"
boom! There was a small-scale earthquake in the room, and the dishes on the table were shaken up and fell down one after another.
"Secret hole. New blood sorrow, vegetative pain nerve awakening technique!"
Puff puff puff, blood sprayed wildly in the house, the blood spattered three feet after three feet, a scene of hell in a slaughterhouse.
"Pfft! Fire escape, the Alcohol Disinfection Technique of Hao Fireball!"
In the glass windows of the room, large groups of flames are reflected, as if someone invited a circus to perform fire-breathing at home.
"Pfft! Puff! Puff! Puff! The acupuncture technique of the nail gun from the mysterious East. Fufu, defibrillator, one hundred thousand volts, Leilai!"
Crackling UHV lightning shuttled back and forth in the room, looking like a Tesla discharger striking lightning in the air, many Labangs holding hands, heart to heart (pocket 'sewing needles' hung with iron wires, connecting more than a dozen hearts), A fierce and dazzling electric arc broke out in the room, turning Rabang into fleeting 'skeletons' and returning to normal.
Miraculous rescues and various unheard of medical skills broke Kureha's three views, leaving Chopper stunned and mesmerized. There is such a bold and unrestrained divine medical skill in the world? Nami was absent-minded, the silly fufu was full of pride, her mouth was grinning to the ears, this is her invincible big daddy!
Bai Lang also found strangely that his [Physical Demon Witch Doctor], which he hadn't grown for a long time, had faintly strengthened under the witness of Kuleha? Could it be that more professional peer recognition is needed for the title of reaching the limit to break through again?
Or, only by possessing one's own 'medical skills' and defeating those famous medical experts can a breakthrough be achieved?
Yes, the battle of medical skills is like a battle of great avenues. Only when both sides stick to one side and use their own 'medical skills' to break the opponent's three outlooks and suspect the collapse of the moral heart of life, can they win!
As a result, Bailang's pride emerged, and he intensified his efforts to verify various medical experiences, and even combined with other [solidification abilities] to display them. Not only did the "six-style" attack be integrated into the physical therapy, but also the newly learned "fish forging technique" was added to strengthen the bone density of this lucky little Rabang.
Boom boom boom! Bailang waved his arms at high speed, and shouted: "No pack, no pack, no pack, no pack, no pack..." His blood boiled, "Hold on, don't die! I'll take you back from the hands of death! Eat me, kill me!" Fish! Crushed! Skull! Hundred! Cracked! Fist!" After saying that, [Blood Therapy] was fully activated, and the life force from the blood bag (rabbit) was ruthlessly injected into Labang's whole body.