Four Hundred and Ninety-Four, the Metaphysics of Phone Calls Between Lovers and Wives

"You said you love lilac the most, because your name is her. What a melancholy flower and sentimental person..."

At 7:30 in the morning, Jin Yangming's cell phone rang on time, and it was the most popular online song "Lilac".

"Fuck..."

Chen Hansheng played cards very late last night, and was woken up by the alarm clock again in the morning. He was very angry when he got up.

The key point is that Jin Yangming is dead again. The ringtone keeps repeating. He is simply the "alarm bomber" of dormitory 602. All the roommates are awake, but he can continue to sleep.

Chen Hansheng crawled out of bed with bare feet and slapped Jin Yangming awake impatiently: "I don't want to condemn your stupid behavior. In short, you can't change it, but can you change some tasteful songs?"

"The taste is good."

Jin Yangming was not happy: "The story background of "Lilac" is so touching. I think this is the pinnacle song in the Chinese music world."

"You are still at your peak. I have never seen anyone like you in the world."

With a look of contempt on his face, Chen Hansheng then introduced to Jin Yangming the golden songs of this age of gods fighting: "Jay Chou's "Qili Xiang", JJ Lin's "Jiangnan", .E's "Persian Cat", Jolin Tsai's "Thirty-Six Strategies of Love", which one? The melody of the song is no better than "Lilac", and the spread of the song on the Internet is because of listeners like you who don't know how to appreciate it."

While Chen Hansheng was helping Xiao Jin improve his appreciation of pop music, his cell phone alarm also rang.

"My dear, fly slowly and be careful of the thorny roses in front of you; my dear, open your mouth and the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated..."

Chen Hansheng suddenly stopped talking and silently went over to press the alarm: "Get up quickly, you're going to be late for class."

"Damn, Brother Chen, you are so embarrassed, "Two Butterflies" is not as good as "Lilacs"."

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The class in the morning is "Social Management Practice". Because it is already the first semester of the junior year, the school also takes into consideration the development of students after graduation, so some practical subjects are arranged in the class schedule.

The teacher, Zhang Xueqing, is in her thirties. She used to be a human resources HR in a state-owned enterprise, and later became a teacher at the University of Finance and Economics.

This type of teacher has good academic qualifications and relatively rich social experience. Her lectures are based on actual practice and are not limited to book knowledge. She often shares her actual experience as an HR in a state-owned enterprise.

For example, office struggles, various hidden rules, how to deal with emergencies, and even romance gossip, all kinds of right and wrong fascinate these college students who are still in the ivory tower.

This is much more interesting than following the textbook, so generally no one in her public administration class skips class, except Chen Hansheng.

Because he is quite busy, he disappears from time to time.

Chen Hansheng came over today and found that it is better to meet each other than to be famous. A class is 40 minutes, and Teacher Zhang can lecture for 20 minutes at most, and the remaining 20 minutes are for sharing experiences.

"One time, our company invited guests to dinner. Since I was in charge of human resources and administration, I had to accompany them. At that time, a state-owned enterprise had no choice, but a private enterprise could find reasons to refuse."

Not sure which knowledge point he was talking about, Zhang Xueqing started again: "Later, while I was eating, I suddenly realized that the dishes ordered might not be enough because of drinking. At that time, I wanted to quietly go out and add a few more dishes."

"But our leader drank too much and actually asked me directly what I was doing out there. There is a toilet in the box."

Zhang Xueqing glanced at the whole class: "At this time, I directly said that the extra food was not good. The guests might think that we were not prepared enough, so I had an idea and lied that the food was served too slowly and went out to rush it."

"In this way, I not only conceal my purpose, but also tell the guests that there is actually something behind the dish."

After Zhang Xueqing finished speaking, she concluded somewhat proudly: "This is just an example. You must learn to draw inferences. You may also face this kind of situation at work."

"Bah bang bang~~The teacher said it very well."

The college students in the audience couldn't help but applaud. The mentality of junior students is very interesting.

I have both longing and fear for my future work, but more of an impulse to try.

Chen Hansheng also clapped his hands, but he was sleepy and had to sleep when he should.

What Teacher Zhang said was very interesting, but for someone like him who made his first pot of gold, it was actually of little use.

"Brother Chen, Brother Chen, the teacher is here."

Chen Hansheng was lying on his stomach when suddenly Li Zhennan pushed his arm next to him. When he looked up, Zhang Xueqing was already standing next to him.

"Classmate Chen, you are so disrespectful."

Zhang Xueqing was not angry: "I finally came to one of my classes, but I ended up still falling asleep. I was bragging in the office a few days ago that Chen Hansheng would never fall asleep while listening to my class."

Teachers in college are not under pressure to advance to higher schools, so they are not as strict as in high school, and they rarely have conflicts with college students who are already adults.

Zhang Xueqing is naturally no stranger to Chen Hansheng, and she even admires him. It is very difficult for college students to start from scratch. Even if they fail, they deserve respect.

"Sorry, Teacher Zhang."

Chen Hansheng also felt no guilt and said with a smile: "I slept too late last night."

"It's completely understandable for young people to stay up late."

Zhang Xueqing said in a negotiating tone: "But don't sleep in my class. You can sleep in other teachers' classes later."

The classmates in the class all smiled when they saw the teacher being so unruly. Unexpectedly, Chen Hansheng was even more unruly. He grinned and said, "To be honest, I'm going to skip class later because this is your class. I I don’t have the nerve to leave.”

"Hahaha······"

Some students were already laughing out loud, and Jin Yangming even touched his thumbs several times. He was indeed Brother Chen.

"You see, this is the arrogance of your scumbag."

Hu Linyu said to Shen Youchu.

Before Shen Youchu could respond, Shang Yanyan turned around and retorted: "What do you know? This is the charm of the monitor."

"Humph, you're the only one who thinks so."

Hu Linyu and Shang Yanyan are indeed enemies, and this is not the first time that they have had a fight.

Zhang Xueqing was stunned when she heard this. She had long heard of Chen Hansheng's carefree character, but she didn't expect that the legend was still true.

"Dingling bell~"

At this time, the bell rang, and Zhang Xueqing made a joke to prepare for the end of get out of class: "It seems that I will prepare lessons more seriously in the future, and try to prevent Student Chen from sleeping anymore."

"No, no, your level is already quite high."

Chen Hansheng praised loyally.

"Oh, how high is it?"

Zhang Xueqing suddenly wanted to hear what this once brilliant college student entrepreneurial star thought of the content of his class.

Chen Hansheng thought for a while and said seriously: "If you want to change jobs in the future, I can give you the HR position in the company."

"Wow······"

The exclamations in the classroom became louder. The students actually recruited teachers, which seemed to be against the rules of the world.

"Thank you~"

Zhang Xueqing didn't mind at all, and said with a smile: "Thank you Mr. Chen for recognizing my ability. If Mr. Chen has such ambition when he is at a low point, he is actually not far away from taking off for the second time."

The other students didn't pay attention to this conversation. It wasn't the first day they met Chen Hansheng. It was normal for him to chat and laugh with the teacher.

The next class is "Applied Accounting". With Chen Hansheng's advanced math scores, it's basically like listening to a book from heaven. He plans to go to a law firm in Xinjiekou to check it out.

"I have something to do. You don't have to wait for me to eat tonight."

Chen Hansheng walked over and explained the situation to Shen Youchu.

Shen Youchu also whispered his plan: "I will finish my classes in the afternoon and go to the store to clean up. In the evening, I will draw up a recruitment list for the milk tea shop with Lin Yu."

Chen Hansheng nodded, but as soon as he walked out of the classroom, Shang Yanyan suddenly ran out after him.

"Is something wrong?"

Chen Hansheng asked, taking out a lighter and preparing to light a cigarette.

"I'll help you."

Shang Yanyan snatched the lighter, put her left hand in front of the cigarette, and used her right hand to flick the flint to produce sparks.

Chen Hansheng tapped her wrist, indicating that she would talk further away.

"Worried that Shen Youchu will see it?"

Shang Yanyan asked with shaking eyes.

"hold head high."

Chen Hansheng answered calmly.

Shang Yanyan bit her lip: "You are too concerned about Youchu's mood."

"That's for sure."

Chen Hansheng said with a smile: "It's like, I can answer Shen Youchu's calls in front of you, but on the other hand, I probably won't answer your calls in front of Shen Youchu."

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