Chapter 2214: The Rebel in the Dung Pit

Daming didn't want to see Texi being monolithic, but Henry was cunning and just came to test Fang Xing. But this man was only willing to tell lies, which Fang Xing found boring and thought it would be better to go home and catch up on some sleep.

When he returned home and didn't see the two girls, Fang Xing took off his clothes and asked about his wife and concubines.

Xiaobai is calculating how much food the Fang family has put into storage this year and has no time to worry about this.

Zhang Shuhui is collecting old clothes, which will be donated.

Hearing this, she said bitterly: "The two girls slept together last night, muttering for half the night, and refused to get up in the morning. After being whipped for a while, they said they were wronged, so they went to the back garden."

"It's normal, isn't that what children do?"

Fang Xing changed his clothes, then carried a folding fan and wandered to the back garden.

The back garden of the Fang family is not small. It was not well maintained before and looks like a jungle.

Now there are winding paths and benches and pavilions everywhere.

Fang Xing fanned lightly, thinking about the Three Kingdoms of Thailand and the West, and was halfway there without realizing it.

"...The tiger was sent away by my father. I cried for a long time, but my father refused to agree. He also said that I was the most loved in the family..."

"But...but tigers can bite people!"

"It didn't bite. It was just playing. Its claws were hooked on the clothes. If it really bites, there will definitely be blood..."

Fang Xing stopped and listened with a smile.

There was a bench in front of them, and two little girls sat on it side by side, their short legs swaying, and they said something they thought was mature.

"There are a lot of goslings at home. If you like, you can raise a few. When they grow up, they will look after the house and help you peck people..."

"But it stinks..."

"Yeah! This is the most annoying, everywhere..."

The little girl's topics were like clouds in the sky, colorful, but Fang Xing couldn't listen anymore, so he took a few steps forward.

"father!"

When Wuyou saw Fang Xing, he immediately lost all grievances and happily slid down the bench and ran over.

"uncle."

Zhuzhu was a step behind, but she was also very happy.

Fang Xing touched the tops of the two girls' heads and said, "The sun is getting stronger and your faces will turn black later. Okay, come back with me and let's go carve ice."

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After giving the children ice to carve and play with, Fang Xing lay on the recliner, seemingly taking a nap.

Zhang Shuhui was packing clothes while staring at the two girls.

After she finished it, she asked out of habit: "Husband, how is your wife's situation?"

"Fortunately, we treat each other as guests."

Fang Xing didn't open his eyes, but the index finger of his right hand was flicking by his side.

"That means there is no more love."

Zhang Shuhui knew this was the case, but she couldn't help but ask and care every time.

Fang Xing said: "This is fate."

Hu Shanxiang's life was already good, and Fang Xing felt that at least the existence of corn had the meaning of changing his life against the will of nature, which was heartening.

But Zhang Shuhui felt that the emperor was unkind and unjust, so she muttered for a while, and finally asked someone to prepare a car, and rushed into the palace to see the queen and the corn.

"do not go!"

Fang Xing only had time to say one sentence before Zhang Shuhui took the people away.

"This woman!"

She actually didn't take Wuyou with her, which showed that she was really there to find out the news, and she would probably also cheer up the queen by the way.

The two girls were playing with the Nine Links nearby. From time to time they asked Fang Xing for help when encountering problems. Fang Xing was enthusiastic at first, but when he got stumped later, he could only pretend to be asleep.

He wanted to tell Zhang Shuhui not to enter the palace during this period, so as not to get involved in the fights in the harem.

Sun gave birth to a son, who is currently dormant, but there are many frustrated people in the palace. These people praise Sun and speak ill of Hu Shanxiang behind his back.

There are many such things, and as long as they don't involve the emperor, they are spread as gossip.

But someone was careless and wanted to die. When he was muttering about the queen, the queen mother heard it. The queen mother was furious and beat the two eunuchs half to death. If someone hadn't said that the second prince was not yet one month old, those two eunuchs would probably have been beaten to death. .

But even so, the Queen Mother still scolded many people.

It is unknown whether Fang Xing was criticized or criticized during this period, but I heard that the Sun family became even more silent.

At this time, Zhang Shuhui went into the palace to cheer up her "best friend". What did Zhu Zhanji think?

Put on eye drops!

"Just be angry and you will suffer the consequences of what you have done."

Fang Xing put the book on his face and didn't bother to think about how Zhu Zhanji dealt with the women of his close relatives.

Zhang Shuhui rushed into the palace with billowing smoke, and then unabashedly divided a cart of gifts into two halves, one half belonged to the Queen Mother, and the other half belonged to the Queen.

The Queen's two children often hang out with the Queen Mother, so the gifts seem to be prepared for them, many of which are children's toys.

As for the other noble woman in the palace, the biological mother of the second prince, naturally she didn't even get a hair out of her.

Someone in the palace said that the Fang family and his wife did things without leaving any escape route, which was so cruel that they might be unlucky in the future.

"Don't bully young people into being poor!"

Song Laoshi recited the words he heard from somewhere, and looked impassioned, but he was peeing in the latrine.

There used to be no toilets in the palace, but at the end of a court meeting last year, an official suddenly couldn't hold it in and couldn't find the toilet, so he finally pooped all over himself. Suddenly, the palace became a large toilet, smelly. Angry.

Later, Zhu Zhanji asked people to find a remote place outside Qianqing Palace and build the current toilet. At that time, as soon as the toilet came out, the officials were so excited that they didn't know how many times they said the emperor's grace was so great.

This person has three urgent needs, and the most urgent is to pee and poop!

This toilet is a big pit. There was a eunuch defecating next to him. Song Laoshi squatted and urinated. When the urine splashed in front of him, a lot of it splashed on the eunuch.

The eunuch did not shout or dodge, but sighed: "I heard that the queen likes to pinch people?"

Song Laoshi shook his lower body, then pulled up his pants, looked at the eunuch and said: "Nonsense, the queen is fine."

The eunuch laughed and said: "I heard that someone was pinched and his whole body was blue and purple. You work in the Qianqing Palace, haven't you heard of it?"

Song Laoshi frowned at him, then slowly tied his belt, moved his hips, and suddenly kicked out.

The eunuch wanted to hide in panic, but he had squatted for more than a quarter of an hour, and his legs were already numb. Song Laoshi kicked him on the shoulder and he fell backwards.

After a plop, Song Laoshi ran out and shouted, "There are traitors! There are traitors!"

This place is not far from the Qianqing Palace. Song Laoshi has a loud voice, and a group of eunuchs rushed over immediately.

These eunuchs were not fast at first, but when they saw Song Laoshi standing outside the toilet, their eyes lit up, and then they rushed in like a group of wild bulls.

"It stinks!"

"Pull him out!"

"Pull shit! Who wants to get dirty with shit and urine? Look at the maggots on his body, ugh!"

"Get a stick! Go!"

A eunuch rushed out, glanced at Song Laoshi, and then ran forward.

Song Laoshi was drinking water, slowly, as if the words just now were not shouted by him.

When the people were rescued, they were still alive. This was thanks to the high requirements in the palace. Almost every few days, someone came to dig out the feces, and then covered it tightly, sprinkled some spices on the outside and dragged it away, which ensured that there was no fermented "poison gas" inside.

"Get some water! And ask what the conspiracy is."

Someone came out smelly and asked Song Laoshi with a smile.

Song Laoshi drank the water, then burped and muttered: "He said the queen pinched someone, I don't know him, he is a liar, they say the liar is a treason."

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