Chapter 533: It’s Melted Away, the Body Is About to Melt~

[Six thousand words, two chapters in one. These are the two missing chapters from yesterday. ]

Sixth Cultivator's long golden hair moved without any wind. She looked at the blazing flames with a speechless expression on her face: "Fourth Cultivator, you are really burned... I was just joking with little friend Shuhang!"

The strength of Sixth Cultivation is limited, but she still has the strength of the True Lord level. Even without clairvoyance, she could sense at a glance that there was no life in Mrs. Onion's bulging belly.

The white jade lion Fourth Cultivator stiffened for a moment. After a moment, it turned around and laughed dryly: "What, Sixth Cultivator. I'm joking too, do you believe it?"

Believe it or not, you are a ghost! You look so serious about making a fire, but it doesn't look like you are joking.

While he was talking, there was a 'ding-dong' sound coming from Sixth Cultivator's pocket.

She took out her mobile phone, opened the screen, and saw that her chat account was logged in on another machine.

"Hey, who logged into the account of the Seventh Cultivator?" Sixth Cultivator asked. Well, when the Sixth Cultivator usually logs into the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group" to read gossip and news, he always uses the account of the Seventh Cultivator.

It seems that the Seventh Cultivation Master is online?

Is it rare that this guy is free to go online?

So Liu Xiu re-operated on his mobile phone and changed his account to go online. That was an account called ‘Phoenix Sword Jasmine’. It was hidden in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group and almost never bubbled up.

This account, Sixth Cultivation, is not used often because there are not many friends on it, and it is not as fun as the account of Seventh Cultivation Venerable.

When Sixth Cultivator logged into the 'Phoenix Sword Jasmine' account and entered the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, he saw a photo suddenly refreshed in the group.

It was issued by the Venerable Seventh Cultivator.

The photo shows a dark stone chamber, with a dazzling golden coffin in the stone chamber.

A very familiar scene?

In the golden coffin, there was a young man with a confused look on his face. On top of the young man, there was also a cute girl with green twin tails lying on her body, creating an ambiguous scene.

The shot of this photo then focuses on. That cute girl with twin tails... her belly.

That slightly bulging belly is very noticeable no matter how you look at it.

"oops,

Who posted it? "Sixth Cultivator shouted.

She didn't post it, she was kicked out of her login account just now!

"It's not me. I don't even have a mobile phone in my hand." The white jade lion fourth cultivator waved his paw to show his innocence.

"The Seventh Cultivator himself would not do such boring things. His character is very strict." The Sixth Cultivator added.

So who did it?

It can't be the fifth cultivation. The fifth cultivation successfully overcomes the tribulation and loses the Taoist tool 'Nine Repairs Phoenix Sword' as a relay. The connection between him and the fourth, sixth and seventh cultivations is very weak.

So who did it?

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For Song Shuhang in the golden coffin. It doesn’t matter who did it anymore!

After the account of Venerable Seventh Cultivator posted this photo to the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', many senior divers in the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group were immediately exposed.

Beihe Loose Cultivator: "Holy crap!"

Tianfu Weapon Sect Yang Xian: "Wait a minute, is this young man in the photo the little friend Shuhang?"

Island Master Tian Tian: “That’s right, it’s undoubtedly fellow Taoist ‘Seven Taoist Names’!”

Deputy Island Master Tian Tian: "Who is that little girl above him?"

No one among the seniors in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group has ever seen Lady Onion in human form.

However, there was a senior who guessed her identity when he saw the appearance of the woman with green twintails in the photo.

This senior was the 'Feng Slayer', when he was crushing the stallion. I got a message from the stallion spirit that Song Shuhang had a female goblin named 'Onion Lady' in his hands. She should be a very beautiful one, so the stallion spirit came all the way here, hoping to have a sex with her.

Therefore, Young Master Phoenix Slayer quickly replied: "Could this be the onion spirit that little friend Song Shuhang raised?"

"So it's a demon pet? I didn't expect that little friend Shuhang would get his demon pet pregnant." Fairy Lychee replied, "But does the onion spirit get pregnant so quickly?"

"Because he is an onion spirit and has a fast growth cycle... In short, little Shuhang did a great job. He is the child of a human and an onion spirit. He should be a very interesting child. Could he be a human with onion hair? ?" A person spoke for the 'Bronze Trigram on the Hospital Bed'.

"Or maybe it's a green onion with hands and feet?" He spoke for the 'Iron Trigram on the Hospital Bed'.

At this time. Kuangdao Sanlang said excitedly: "My fellow Taoists, should we discuss how to name Shuhang's child?"

The Jiuzhou No. 1 group suddenly became lively.

The account of Venerable Seventh Cultivation that sparked this topic has since gone away. Hidden merit and fame.

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The corners of Liu Xiu's eyes twitched, as if he had gone too far.

Little friend Shuhang in the golden coffin didn't respond, made no sound, and stopped patting the golden coffin.

Even when the fellow Taoists in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group were discussing the name of his 'future child' so lively, he didn't say a word.

Got screwed?

Sixth Cultivator carefully opened a corner of the golden coffin. The golden coffin was a little hot to the touch, but to Sixth Cultivator, he could not feel the temperature at all.

After opening the golden coffin for some time. Then he saw Song Shuhang frantically pressing his cell phone inside.

"It's over, it's over, my life is over." He murmured, but his cell phone had a black screen and no battery.

At the critical moment, his cell phone ran out of battery.

At this time, it was supposed to be the turn of the 'Charging Technique' to appear, but no matter how low-level the Charging Technique is, it is still a Taoist technique.

It is a Taoist technique, and if you want to use it, you need 'mental power' to guide it.

As for Song Shuhang, not only was the qi sea dantian in his body about to explode, but his mental power was also so strong that it stung the center of his eyebrows.

In this state, he couldn't charge his mobile phone at all.

This was the reason why Song Shuhang remained silent despite the heated discussion among the seniors in the group.

Before his phone ran out of battery, he happened to see the picture sent by the 'Seventh Cultivator', and the scene where the seniors in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group enthusiastically commented on the picture.

At that time, Song Shuhang quickly opened the voice function of the chat box and wanted to speak out to explain the misunderstanding of his seniors.

But... he had just opened the voice box, and before he could speak, the phone suddenly beeped, and a beautiful shutdown music sounded. out of battery.

Song Shuhang was completely Spartan.

He could imagine how far the seniors of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group would use their imaginations during the period when he was unable to go online!

Maybe it won't be long before some strange names like 'a man who fucks onions', 'a man who doesn't even spare his demon pets', and 'a man with a half-demon father' will spread around him.

"It's over. It's over." Song Shuhang kept saying.

On the other side, at the end of the golden coffin, Lady Onion huddled up in a ball, her little hands touching her belly in disbelief. Her [color of life] seemed to have turned gray, and I had no idea what she was thinking about now.

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Sixth Cultivator immediately wanted to close the golden coffin. But this time. Song Shuhang raised his head and met her eyes.

What a loveless look that is.

"I didn't send that photo." Liuxiu said immediately.

Song Shuhang: "..."

Sixth Cultivator immediately changed the subject: "What about that, little friend Shuhang, do you want to use the Charging Technique? It's free."

As she spoke, she stretched out her finger and tapped Song Shuhang's phone.

The light of the electric arc flashed, and Song Shuhang kept pressing the power button, so the phone started to start up.

Song Shuhang's attention was successfully transferred to his mobile phone.

Because as long as the phone has power again, he can explain the misunderstanding to the seniors in the group!

"By the way, Senior Sixth Cultivator. I wonder if this is an illusion. I feel a little... hot?" Song Shuhang looked at Sixth Cultivator again and said.

Sixth Cultivator lowered his head and looked below the golden coffin, where the blazing holy fire was still burning.

So, the blond Sixth Cultivator turned around and kicked the Fourth Cultivator hard...

"Ahhhh." The fourth cultivator screamed and was kicked out, his whole body stuck in the wall.

"Don't worry, it's just the work of the idiot Fourth Cultivator. I'll restore the temperature soon." Sixth Cultivator said, secretly reaching out and pressing it, and the burning 'holy fire' went out.

Ding dong dong dong a wave of boot music sounded.

Song Shuhang's mobile phone restarted.

He quickly reached out and opened the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group. At this moment, his movements reached supersonic speed.

At this time... the seniors in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group were already discussing what Song Shuhang's 'grandson' should be called.

Damn it, it’s only been a few minutes, where has the topic already gotten?

Then. Song Shuhang pulled up the chat history. Soon, he saw Fairy Lychee using the 'drawing board function' to draw a picture of a person with long green hair and hands and feet... This was Song Shuhang's son or what she imagined. The appearance of a daughter.

No, we can't let these seniors run wild with their imaginations anymore, they must explain it immediately.

Song Shuhang quickly pulled out the chat box. Turn on the voice function again.

At this moment, the pharmacist suddenly sent a private message: "What about that, hahahaha, little friend Shuhang, I didn't know you had such a relationship with that onion spirit. Hahaha, what about, Congjian I don’t want anything else. If you do me a favor next time, it will be worth the price of this medicated bath formula. But it is indeed an onion essence, and the pregnancy cycle is fast. Bless you, Shuhang."

After Song Shuhang read this message, his head suddenly tilted and his whole body turned gray.

I always feel that at this time, even if I come out to explain, it will only become darker and darker.

It's over, my life is over.

"Little friend Shuhang." Sixth Cultivator reached out and poked him.

Song Shuhang: "It's over, it's over, it's over..."

Sixth Cultivator feels that Song Shuhang should be left alone to have some peace and quiet now? So, Sixth Cultivator carefully closed the golden coffin.

But at this time, she saw the 'medicated bath formula' for enhancing physical fitness in the pharmacist's chat history on Song Shuhang's mobile phone.

"Is it the formula recently developed by the pharmacist? It's a very economical formula, but unfortunately it can only work on low-level monks."

Hey, this is a very good 'topic' to change the subject!

Then, Sixth Cultivator said: "Little friend Shuhang, do you need the medicinal materials in this medicinal bath formula?"

Song Shuhang raised his head and nodded firmly: "Yes."

"It just so happens that I have an inventory of the medicinal materials needed for these medicinal baths. I'll sell them to you at the purchase price. The spiritual stones needed for a medicinal bath are seven grade 3 spiritual stones, how about that?" Sixth Cultivator calculated. , replied.

"Okay." Song Shuhang stretched out his hand and took out a fourth-grade spiritual stone from his pocket.

Sixth Cultivator took the fourth-grade spiritual stone and found three third-grade spiritual stones for Shuhang.

After Shuhang received the third-grade spirit stone. Open the one-inch shrink bag at random and throw them into the bag.

Then, he continued to hold the phone in his hands in a daze.

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Three minutes later, Sixth Cultivator came back again. Open the golden coffin.

Then, she poured a large basin of medicinal materials into the golden coffin. Did she want to use the golden coffin as a bathtub to give Song Shuhang a medicinal bath?

After Sixth Cultivator poured out the medicinal ingredients, he said to Shuhang: "Friend Ba Dao Song Yi, please give me the extra things on your body for safekeeping."

Song Shuhang was still in a state of deep thought. The body's instinct obediently handed over his one-inch shrink bag, and then handed items such as mobile phones to Liuxiu.

After Sixth Cultivator took these items, he looked at Lady Onion huddled in the corner of the golden coffin.

She originally wanted to catch this onion demon as well. But after thinking about it, it was her master Song Shuhang's decision to let this green onion demon go out. Why should she meddle in other people's business? Maybe, this is the onion demon's good fortune, taking the opportunity to improve some physical fitness.

Moreover, by taking advantage of the time of taking a mandarin duck bath with the master, you might be able to develop some goodwill, and you might have a chance to become a mistress in the future.

The leg shape of this onion demon from Sixth Path is also very good. Make her very fond of it.

After pouring out the medicinal ingredients, Sixth Cultivator made another magic trick.

A big water ball was summoned by her and landed in the golden coffin, drowning Song Shuhang and Lady Onion.

"The medicinal bath is about to begin...it may be a little painful at first. Just bear with it." Sixth Cultivator said.

Then, before Song Shuhang and Lady Onion could reply, she closed the golden coffin.

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On the other hand, the Fourth Cultivator was already preparing to save it.

As soon as Sixth Cultivator closed the coffin lid, it raised a small golden pot and pointed it at the golden coffin.

From the small pot, a flame shot out, igniting the firewood and gasoline that the four repairmen had laid out before.

at the same time. The flame in the small pot is also sprayed continuously to strengthen the firepower.

[Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn~] The eyes of the fourth cultivator were filled with fire.

"Well, that's almost it. Follow the pharmacist's prescription and soak it for two hours. The physical body of Taoist Master Song Yi will be able to completely absorb the power of the medicine." The girl of Sixth Cultivation nodded with satisfaction.

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In a golden coffin.

As the water temperature increases, the medicinal power of the medicinal materials is integrated into the water.

Song Shuhang's entire body was immersed in the water. He still had the 'Turtle Breath Technique' of Venerable Seventh Cultivation on his body, so he didn't need to breathe at all.

Looking at the increasingly turbid bath water, Shuhang felt that it was just like when he cooked the 'tempering liquid'.

He began to enjoy the medicinal bath wholeheartedly.

As for the "Shuhang Sexual Onion Incident" discussed by the seniors in the "Jiuzhou No. 1 Group", let's put it aside for now. Those who are clean will be clean by themselves. After the seniors are too excited to discuss the matter, he will come forward to explain, and the effect will be much better.

So, there is no need to rush.

After relaxing his body and mind, Shuhang quickly felt the effects of the medicinal bath.

In the boiling bath water, the medicinal power actively entered his body. The power of these medicines simply strengthened Song Shuhang's physique and body bones, making him feel that every muscle in his body was getting stronger, and his strength continued to surge up.

Moreover, Miss Sixth Cultivation's golden coffin and medicinal bath complement each other, and the effect is definitely 1 plus 1 greater than 3.

To use a numerical metaphor, if the physique of a monk at the first level is 100 after successful foundation building, and if the physique at the second level is 00, Song Shuhang's current physique is about 30 or more.

Lying in a golden coffin and taking a medicinal bath, he could increase his physique by about 0.1 every three minutes.

After soaking in the medicinal bath for an hour, he was able to directly increase his physique by more than 4 points. This effect can be compared to the two or three months of hard training he did on Earth without taking drugs!

It is estimated that as long as his physique is raised to about 40, he will not have to worry about the excessive expansion of true energy in Qihai Dantian for the time being.

"Medicinal bath is so good, thanks to senior pharmacist." Song Shuhang murmured.

Medicinal bath has the best effect when you take it for the first time. The effect will get worse as you take it later.

But even so, Song Shuhang could steadily improve his physique to about 50 after soaking for three days and six times.

This is the physical strength that can only be possessed by monks with level 4 Dantian cultivation level.

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Just as Shuhang was enjoying the benefits of the medicinal bath, suddenly, Lady Onion, who was huddled in the corner of the golden coffin, shouted in panic: "Ahhhhhhh it's not good, it's melted. It's melted!"

"What?" Song Shuhang raised his head in confusion.

Then, he saw a very unscientific picture. Lady Onion... melted away.

Her body, starting from her legs, began to melt. It started to melt like a slime...hmm. Perhaps the Onion Lady at this time should be described as a snowy beauty under the sun.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die." Lady Onion burst into tears as she danced and struggled. But this only speeds up her melting process!

Soon, she had melted to her abdomen... There, an Enlightenment Stone shone faintly. Using the Enlightenment Stone as the dividing line, the upper half of Lady Onion's body has begun to liquefy.

Song Shuhang quickly stood up, rushed towards Lady Onion, held up the Enlightenment Stone with both hands, and tried to lift her away from the medicinal bath water: "Hey, why did you suddenly melt?"

"I don't know either, I really don't know. Why did it melt suddenly... Wuwuwu. Am I going to die?" Lady Onion cried even more sadly.

Song Shuhang looked at the boiling medicinal liquid bath beneath him. Could it be related to the medicinal bath?

He recalled the scene when he first made the 'Quenching Liquid'. When several medicinal materials are heated together, a chemical reaction will occur. Then. Melt the newly added liquid medicine!

And the basin of soup that I am soaking in may have a melting function, which can melt an onion essence?

How big a coincidence must come together to achieve this effect.

Lady Onion, you can’t be so bad, can you?

While Shuhang was thinking about it, Lady Onion had melted a lot more...

He didn't have time to think too much and hurriedly slapped the lid of the golden coffin while asking urgently: "Are the roots still there? Are the onion roots still there?"

This is a big problem.

Even if all the onion seedlings of Lady Onion are cut off, as long as the onion roots are still there, she can be resurrected. Continue to live cutely.

But if the onion roots also melt, she is really done.

"It's still there, it's still there. But it feels like the onion roots are about to melt away." Lady Onion said anxiously.

In fact, it was just her illusion that the onion roots melted away.

Although I didn’t know why at first. Her green onion roots actually took root in the Enlightenment Stone. But now, with the protection of the Enlightenment Stone, her green onion roots will not be melted by a mere pot of medicinal bath water.

Song Shuhang quickly patted the lid of the golden coffin more vigorously.

Soon, the golden coffin was opened.

Sixth Cultivator's face came closer: "What are you doing again? Is the water too hot? Yeah! What's going on?"

She also saw the melting Onion Lady.

The moment she opened the coffin lid, Lady Onion's entire body melted and fell into the pot of medicinal bath water.

Sixth Cultivation: "..."

This onion monster. Just died like that?

"Senior Sixth Cultivator, please help take care of this Enlightenment Stone. Lady Onion's roots are still in this Enlightenment Stone." Song Shuhang said urgently.

"The roots are still there? That's good. Give it some water and it should grow back soon." Sixth Cultivator breathed a sigh of relief.

She took the Enlightenment Stone and said, "Fellow Taoist Master Song Yi, please continue to take the medicinal bath. Don't waste the medicinal bath."

Song Shuhang nodded and retracted into the golden coffin.

Sixth Cultivator closed the coffin lid.

Then, she reached out and touched the Enlightenment Stone: "The breath of life is still there...I don't know if I should say this onion demon is lucky or unlucky?"

After that, she cast another healing Taoist spell, which turned into light rain and sprinkled on the Enlightenment Stone, making the life breath of Lady Onion inside more stable.

Then, Sixth Cultivator stood up and left the stone room in the cemetery.

When she came back, she had a flowerpot in her hand, and the Enlightenment Stone was placed in the flowerpot.

"Sprinkle some grass ash, it should make her grow faster." Sixth Cultivator murmured.

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Next to the meteorite where the Tomb of Sixth Cultivator is located.

In the immortal boat of the Seventh Cultivator.

Li Yinzhu slept soundly, but the coldness on her body was getting heavier and heavier. Her next cold attack wasn't far away.

Yu Jiaojiao was ejected from the ancient tomb and returned to the fairy boat.

She was in a good mood. Although she failed to get the inheritance of the 'Sixth Cultivation Master', she not only got a 'Water Turtle Bead' that could keep her body moist, but she also got a precious 'Moonstone'. ', the harvest is rich.

Soon after, Chu Chu also came out of the ancient tomb. After she entered the fairy boat, she couldn't help but look at the Seventh Cultivation Master. Apparently, after accepting the contract of the Eighth Cultivation, she also learned the secrets about the Numbers cultivation lineage.

The Venerable Seventh Cultivator also smiled at her.

"Next, all we have to do is wait for Fellow Taoist Master Song Yi."

"Bad Sword Song One, pfft" Yu Jiaojiao laughed out loud. She knew the origin of this Taoist name, but no matter how many times she heard it, as long as she associated the Taoist title Song Yi with Song Shuhang himself, it would particularly stimulate her. Humor.

"Well, Taoist friend Song Yi may be late to come out. He is taking a bath." The clone of the White Jade Lion Fourth Cultivator replied.

bath? Why is exploring ancient tombs related to bathing?

"Is it a medicated bath? As long as the medicated bath formula is correct, it can be said to be one of the safest ways to improve your physical fitness." The Seventh Cultivator smiled.

Whether it is eaten or soaked, the formula of the medicine is very important. (To be continued.)