Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 661 Tea and Eggs Block the Door

Chapter 661 661. Tea eggs block the door

The neighbors cursed and tossed about before falling asleep, but as they never expected, this was just the beginning.

When the moon reached its zenith, all the residents in the building turned over in a hazy state, avoiding pillows soaked with saliva at the corners of their mouths. Their dreams were filled with trembling tea eggs that were too round to be picked up.

At this moment, the Zhu family, who was still awake, was brightly lit, and the living room was full of figures: "Are you okay yet?"

"You should be able to eat it, right?"

"That's right, the eggs are cooked and put in, so they must be edible..."

Only Zhu Xinshang, who had eaten and drank enough, was still sober: "But didn't you say before that you can't drink water at night if you don't eat or drink, otherwise it won't look good when you put on makeup tomorrow."

After all, no matter how delicious the tea eggs are, if they are not worthy of a few sips of water, they will really choke! But if you drink too much water in the middle of the night, your face will be swollen tomorrow morning, right?

Everyone was silent.

Finally, the bride took the lead and squeezed into the kitchen: "I'm not afraid. I've been in love for four years. He's seen people with allergies swollen into pig heads. What's there to say about edema?"

The words were sonorous and the mood was firm. Zhu Xin dared to swear that his cousin might not be able to take this stance even if she takes the wedding vows tomorrow.

Following closely behind the bride were several bridesmaids and best friends.

Their reasons are more direct: "It's not me getting married tomorrow, so the bride has nothing to fear from me!"

The aunt who only cooked a pot of eggs and wanted to feed everyone tomorrow morning:...

She had no choice but to hold back her greed and squeeze in: "Then I'll cook two...three more pots!"

And when everyone finished the pot of eggs that had just tasted delicious, the bridesmaid suddenly thought deeply:

"Don't tell me, if you use tea eggs to ask for red envelopes tomorrow morning, you might really empty their wallets!"

As soon as this was said, everyone immediately became enthusiastic. At this moment, they even pushed Zhu Lan and said with a bad smile:

"Come, bride, I'll give you one last chance to remind people: Come with a full meal tomorrow morning, or give me a few more red envelopes."

At the new house, the groom, who had just decorated the room, turned on his mobile phone, and his face could not help but reveal the sour smell of love: "My wife sent me a message, asking us to eat well tomorrow hehehe..."

So considerate!

As for the red envelopes and the like at the back... Oh, do you still need to ask this? Those who will block the door tomorrow will be the bride's close relatives and friends. Those little red envelopes are just for fun, of course there will be no shortage!

On the other hand, the groomsmen were too tired to help out today. When they heard this, they yelled that they were not human beings: "I have to work for you and feed you dog food..."

"That's right! Besides, the auspicious time tomorrow is set early, so we probably won't have time to have breakfast, so let's just have a quick bite..."

Due to the episode at night, the bride was woken up by the alarm clock after only sleeping for more than two hours. When she opened the door, the makeup artist was sitting on a stool peeling tea eggs. She was a little embarrassed to see her come out.

Zhulan:......

In this case, she should eat two first.

The eldest aunt, who had not slept all night, looked at the rapidly decreasing number of tea eggs in the pot and was extremely glad that she cooked more eggs yesterday.

As for Zhu Xin, he happily brought the Houttuynia cordata summer-relieving tea to his eldest aunt: "Come on, it's hot today and there are many people at home. Let's make some more herbal tea."

While turning on the chatter again: "Auntie, smell how fragrant these eggs are! I bought these with great difficulty. A single package of marinade costs twenty! And this summer tea, don't look down upon it, wait. Once you know how to cook it, you’ll know it’s not bad at all compared to tea eggs…”

Auntie: ...I remember everything. Oh, this kid!

She decisively picked up the kettle: "I'm going to boil water right now."

After a lot of busy work and joy, the auspicious time finally arrived. People in the room stared at the windows. When they saw a group of handsome young men with broad shoulders, long legs and upright bodies getting out of the car, they quickly shouted: "Come on, come on, come on." "

In an instant, the door of the bride's room was closed tightly, and Zhu Xin was holding a bowl of peeled tea eggs, smiling in anticipation.

There is a saying that Xu Wen, the groom's official, went all out for this wedding!

No, when I went upstairs, I told the groomsmen:

"I am the one who will give you big red envelopes all by myself. If you are asked to sing, then sing, and if you are asked to do push-ups, then do push-ups. We can't let our guard down!"

"Don't worry!" The groomsmen are also capable of literary and military skills, and they were even more determined when they heard this: "It will definitely not be a problem for us! We will try to open the door for you as quickly as possible!"

The groom was a little reserved: "It doesn't have to be so fast. Our rules here are to follow the time..."

The elevator door opens.

Everyone paused, then sniffed. But looking at the security door that had been opened, a few people pressed their stomachs without leaving any trace, and held back the words "It smells so good" in their mouths.

I only slept for more than three hours last night and got up in a hurry, not even bothering to have breakfast. Now...

What a mistake! If I had known better, I would have eaten more!

And when they finally stood happily in front of the bride's room door, Xu Wen was drooling...

This room smells so good!

The overbearing aroma of tea eggs even covered up all the smell, so that he almost didn't have the energy to shout.

But in the end, he still said loudly:

"Xu Wen's family, daughter-in-law, wife, Lan Lan, I'm here to pick you up!"

Behind him, several groomsmen also raised their voices: "Bride, please open the door quickly! The groom is here to pick you up!"

Sure enough, someone in the room responded: "It's easy to open the door, come on, come on, show your sincerity first..."

So, as expected, singing, push-ups, question-and-answer sessions... After all the tests, Zhu Xin finally came over with a big bowl:

"Brother-in-law, my sister said that those who came to accompany her today are all good sisters. If you are sincere, you have to give more red envelopes!"

That's easy!

Xu Wen waved his hand, and the best man quickly took out red envelopes and stuffed them into the cracks of the door one by one, while desperately urging the door to be opened.

However, Zhu Xin spoke again:

"We will all be a family soon. It's so simple to stuff red envelopes. Isn't this just transferring the bride's money from the left hand to the right hand? There is no sense of ceremony... Come on, the last test is here. The bride feels sorry that you didn't have a good breakfast, and also wants to save some money for the groom, so she specially set up the simplest item - eating tea eggs!"

Xu Wen subconsciously touched his stomach and asked carefully: "How many to eat?"

Not one bowl per person, right? That's a bit...

Zhu Xin smiled so hard that his teeth were exposed: "That's not necessary - just one bite, one bite per person, as long as everyone eats only one bite and doesn't eat more, then we'll open the door immediately!"

"If you eat more, you'll get a round of red envelopes for every extra bite. How about it, easy, right?"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief - that's too easy!

The bride is so considerate, hahaha!

So the best man at the edge picked up the tea egg in the bowl, smiling: "Just eat one bite, watch out!"

He bit it.

The first day of July, try to update three times! (It's so hard, so hard, so hard)

Wedding customs vary from place to place, here's for some fun.

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