Chapter 494 494 Rhetoric
Chapter 494 494. Rhetoric
Song Tan has rolled up her sleeves - let's see who is shameless enough to bully a child!
However, when she put her face in front of the camera and looked at the comments flashing by, she couldn't help but reveal a trace of doubt in her eyes.
Just... the comments are quite friendly!
It doesn't seem like someone is scolding anything.
But soon, she looked at Xiao Jiang, who also had a dull face at the top of the video, and frowned: "Excuse me, what did you just say? You said that our Qiao Qiao is guilty about selling peaches?"
"Are you sick? I'm selling my own peaches, why should I feel guilty? You can buy it or not!"
Wow!
My sister is so fierce and beautiful!
Qiao Qiao watched from the side, her eyes sparkling.
Xiao Jiang: ...
He really came back to his senses from the sudden beauty attack, and at this moment he also tensed his expression: "Is this because the anchor said he couldn't win, so he asked for help?"
"Why, I said your peaches are not worth 80 yuan at all, are you anxious? It's obvious that you are taking the opportunity to rip off customers and want to make a quick deal, and you are still talking so much!"
Song Tan raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you take a hammer and knock on your head first, have you bought peaches from my house? Just say it's not worth it - my things, no one says it's not worth it after they are sold!"
[Wow! Should I say it, my sister is so confident! ]
[She is so strong! I love her so much! ]
[I feel...she is really confident in her things. ]
[I can't afford peaches, I'll buy a tea bag and white fungus to try]
Xiao Jiang was also confused by her direct posture.
Just...are you so tough in the live broadcast room?
Is she creating a straightforward personality?
But now it's a quarrel. There is no advantage in creating this persona to sell peaches. Instead, it will make netizens feel disgusted!
He looked at the barrage with a sly joy——? ? ?
[You can't even think about it. It's a sin to think about it! ]
[You thought I would quarrel with you, and then you would have a chance, right? I tell you no! Not at all! ]
[The two Wang Zuxians upstairs quarreled very vividly, hahahaha]
[To be honest, although this beautiful sister is fierce, it seems that what she said is not wrong. ]
[Yes, Xiao Jiang, you didn't buy other people's things before the microphone this time, and we didn't see the unboxing video]
Xiao Jiang got anxious.
He used to fight against counterfeiting, and at least he would buy some other people's things. But in recent times, because he tasted the sweetness, he was really lazy, so he didn't buy it first, but just asked his assistant to check...
Nowadays, when quarreling, it is inevitable that there are two points of being unrighteous.
But, it doesn't matter, he will eventually let netizens know who is really down-to-earth in doing business!
At this moment, he also raised his chin:
"What's the point of being so fierce and unreasonable? How delicious must your peaches be to be worth 80 yuan per pound? I'm afraid you can't even tell it yourself."
Song Tan looked up and down at the camera:
"You...you don't want me to give you a basket of peaches for free, and then pay you to give me a good review, right?"
"Otherwise, why do you complain that my things are expensive for no reason...What's wrong with being expensive? Do you want to pay a penny?"
"Hehe, you look so ordinary, but you think so beautifully!"
Song Tan, like Qiao Qiao, has no idea of the winning elements of a quarrel.
But it doesn't stop her from being irritating.
For example, at this moment, she stuffed the mobile phone holder to Qiao Qiao:
"Take it, shoot it at me! Treat the whole nitpicking as a lie."
Then she picked five peaches from the tree.
"Didn't you ask why my peaches are sold at 80 yuan per pound? Come, let me tell you--"
Qiao Qiao put four peaches in her T-shirt. She held one in her hand and tossed it up and down. Then she looked at the angle of the live broadcast room and shouted:
"King!"
In an instant, a huge figure rushed over from outside the garden--
That majestic figure!
That brave posture!
That super invincible king!
Once again appeared in front of the camera, shocking everyone in Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room into silence.
Qiao Qiao was overjoyed:
[He's here! Our king is here! ]
[King! King! ]
[The king is so handsome]
"Come, watch."
Song Tan threw the peach in his hand. Without any instructions, the king just raised his body lightly, opened his mouth and grabbed the peach, then lay down contentedly, pressed it with his two front paws, and ate it all up with a crunch.
With the last crunch, it bit the peach pit into pieces. The wet nose moved back and forth inside, and the tongue rolled up the tiny bit of peach kernel.
The whole process was smooth and did not even take a minute.
"Is it delicious?" Song Tan asked.
"Woof!"
The king looked at her eagerly and wanted more.
Xiao Jiang: ...
Live broadcast room: [To be honest, this dog eats peaches so fast, I really believe it is very delicious].
[Fuck this dog! Usually the food is definitely fish and meat! Now he is so happy to eat a peach! ]
[No matter what, I will buy a box to try]
[He eats so fast, I am so greedy! ]
[I will buy a box to try]
Song Tan glanced at the barrage, and then he felt a little better.
Xiao Jiang still sneered and said stubbornly: "It is the nature of a dog to love to eat, and it thinks shit is good-"
"Your mouth is so stinky," Song Tan interrupted him: "Who ate shit between you and the dog?"
"You want to get my peach for free? Dream on! I won't even give it to you to feed pigs."
"Let's go, Qiao Qiao."
As she said this, she took Qiao Qiao to the chicken coop in the woods and threw another peach in.
Instantly, the whole chicken coop was in an uproar!
The roosters, hens, and long-tailed pheasants squeezed in desperately!
Their little heads trembled as they pecked upwards, and they were overjoyed when they got a bite, and there was even a clucking fight. In the woods, grass leaves, dust, and chicken feathers were flying all over the sky.
Not long after, the peach seemed to be eaten by locusts again, and even the peach pit was pecked clean, and several long-tailed young cubs were unwilling to dig it out in the crack.
This time, whether it was Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room or Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room, they were speechless.
[Just... how can they eat so fast? ]
[Impossible! Why do these chickens seem to have seen a magic pill?]
[Wait! Didn't you notice that there are two long-tailed pheasants in this chicken coop? ]
[Good fellow, the anchor raised Guoyi! It's a punishment and can be tortured! 】
Song Tan glanced at the barrage and said nonchalantly: "It has been filed. The people from the Forestry Bureau have been here."
The barrage in Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room was full of sadness:
[I never expected that the host and the host's family would not be watching me when they watched the barrage for the first time]
[The host really has someone else in his heart]
[This crazy Xiao Jiang! Host, are you jealous of his 1.6 million viewers? 】
Yes, the number of viewers in Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room has dropped to 1.6 million.
The number of viewers on Qiao Qiao's side has reached an unprecedented 170,000, and the number of fans has soared to 50,000!
Little did he know that Zhang Yanping was so excited that he was just about to burn incense to the God of Wealth.
However, Song Tan did not have time to look at the data, so he was even more impolite:
"Whoever sells peaches, go to the chicken coop and try it. If you have this effect, I will give you 10 kilograms for free!"
[Although I have never raised chickens, I think it should be impossible]
[I have raised chickens, so this scene is impossible. 】
【Although, the host used dog and chicken to show the deliciousness of the rhetoric, which opened my eyes】
【Very vivid rhetoric! I'll go buy it now! 】
【Isn't it just 80 yuan per pound? Chicken can be eaten, why can't I】
【I'm different, Qianqian ordered two boxes and ate the same one】
Sacrifice means... kill that book, and I can get 10,000 [bushi] a day
Okay, good night! I'll try to make up for last month's update tomorrow.