Chapter 764

Chinese artists working hard in Japan, a mature market, are really rare. I won’t talk about those who have passed away. I feel regretful and sad when I mention them. Among the star artists who are still active in the entertainment industry, Xu Ruoxuan made his debut in Japan and became famous. The method is a bit cryptic, everyone knows this, and He Rundong and Hu Yan, who have played leading roles in Japanese dramas, are also half-purple and not popular in Japan. As for the others, they are basically not well-known, and they are very ordinary.

"Yue Yue, you also appeared on Japanese variety shows?"

"Ah! Don't believe me, I'm actually on a variety show, I won't lie to you!"

Seeing Xiao Yueyue's sincere face, Sha Bei couldn't believe it. She came over and pinched him here and there, hitting his stomach with her fingers, and asked with a smile: "Can you understand Japanese? Can you understand?" Do you communicate with the Japanese?"

Xiao Yueyue argued: "Let me tell you, there are four subjects of cross talk, talking, learning and singing. Let's say that cross talk people are best at language learning. I am particularly talented in languages. Before I went to Tokyo with my master, I strengthened the After 10 days of assault, I managed to master Japanese and speak fluently!"

The cowhide was blown too much, Sha Bei didn't believe it, and He Jiong didn't believe it either. He Jiong came over and said, "Yueyue, you really can speak Japanese? Come on, come on, give us a segment?"

Xiao Yueyue pulled Yang An over: "Just say it, but I want to partner with Brother Yang."

Seeing Xiao Yueyue coming over to pull him, Yang An just met his eyes and knew what he wanted to do. Xiao Yueyue wanted to make himself a temporary partner with him and have a short cross talk joke.

As an excellent host who can answer anything, Yang An certainly can't be cowardly, but he first threw out a burden before he said, and refused with a smile: "Don't make trouble, Yue Yue, you don't even have a junior high school diploma, what Japanese do you study?" ? Both of us are illiterate. In fact, there is no shame in being illiterate. Really, there is no need to put gold on your face on purpose. Everyone knows your level."

The smile on Xiao Yueyue’s face froze in an instant, and there was constant laughter all around. These guys who talk about cross talk like to use the memes of elementary school students. Yang An loves to use them, and so does Xiao Yueyue. .

Snapped!

Xiao Yueyue patted Yang An on the shoulder, bumped him again, and said coquettishly: "Brother, why do you hate your flattery?"

Yang An suddenly realized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, so I was flattering, haha, I forgot! Let's start again...cough cough...Wow, Yueyue, you can speak Japanese? Come on, let me say a few words for everyone listen!"

Hahaha……

Once these two guys enter the state of talking about cross talk, even if they have never cooperated before, they can cooperate seamlessly, which makes everyone laugh.

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his sleeves and said proudly: "Okay, then I will speak a few standard Japanese. Oh, do you understand Japanese?"

Yang An shook his head and said, "Of course I don't understand Japanese anymore. Beijing Foreign Studies University doesn't want to accept me. They think my foreign language proficiency is low."

Xiao Yueyue let out a long breath: "That's the best!"

Yang An reacted, and said unwillingly: "Hey! What is the best? So you planned to fool me, right? I don't understand how you talk, but behind me are experts, Mr. He Know nine foreign languages, including Japanese."

He Jiong let out a hey and laughed, why did he point at his head?

Xiao Yueyue said resentfully: "How dare I deceive you, what I mean is that if you don't understand Japanese, I can explain it to you later."

Yang An suddenly realized: "It turns out that this is the case. I misunderstood you. Come on, Yue Yue, talk about your standard Japanese. Teacher He, you all listen carefully to what this guy said."

Everyone suffocated their laughter, only to see Xiao Yueyue standing up straight, coughing twice, calmly, with a serious expression, and said: "You take one, I take two, and he takes three! Where to dig potatoes, go to the suburbs of potatoes, Dig a sack? Hey dig a sack!"

puff!

He Jiong was already bursting with laughter, and hid in the crowd behind him, lying on Sha Bei's shoulder and trembling with laughter, of course he understands Japanese, Xiao Yueyue's shit is nonsense, it is not a Japanese sentence at all.

It's just that Xiao Yueyue messed up all the tones of the Chinese characters. The characters are still those characters, but the tones are all wrong. His intonation is completely imitated by the Japanese speaking. Those who understand it are still unable to hear it.

But Sha Bei understood a small part of it, her mouth turned into an O-shape in surprise, she looked at Xiao Yueyue's direction blankly, and couldn't say a word, thinking that Xiao Yueyue is too ridiculous, throwing away the burden It's really good!

Although the others couldn't understand this "Japanese" sentence, they knew that it was a pretty ridiculous sentence when they saw He Jiong's reaction, and they all laughed along with thunderous applause.

Yang An also held back his laughter, his task of flattering was not over yet, he said, "Can you translate sentence by sentence?"

Xiao Yueyue translated it, explaining sentence by sentence: "At the beginning of the month, my master and I went to Tokyo for cultural exchanges. The foreign party invited us to a buffet. The restaurant is too luxurious, the decoration is so beautiful, and the food is also rich. There are all kinds of sashimi in it. , sushi, seafood, chicken, duck and fish, among them is my favorite, stewed potatoes!"

Hahaha!

This beating!

There are so many delicious Japanese dishes, and it’s rare to go abroad once. Your uncle doesn’t eat anything, but stewed potatoes are his favorite?

Not only that, Xiao Yueyue also emphasized: "I love stewed potatoes the most. I salivate when I see it, and I also prefer to eat it with mustard."

Serious nonsense, Xiao Yueyue is so funny, making the audience laugh out loud, Yang An, who was a fan, also shook his head in admiration, gave a thumbs up and said: "Yue Yue, I still have such a strong taste today This is the first time I heard that you really know how to eat stewed potatoes with mustard.”

Xiao Yueyue smiled, and bumped Yang An's shoulder triumphantly: "I'm not bad? Not only do I love potatoes, but my senior brother also loves them, and my master also loves them, so we each took a few potatoes, and I said to my senior brother, You take one, I take two, the master eats a lot, so he takes three, the first Japanese sentence comes, you take one, I take two, he takes three..."

The auditorium was full of laughter, and Yang An asked again: "What about the rest?"

Xiao Yueyue was serious: "My brother asked, where to dig potatoes, and I answered him, digging potatoes in the suburbs, and he asked if there were many potatoes, what was the output, and if you dug a sack, I said, hey, once you dig A sack!"

Yang An showed a surprised expression, and after being astonished, he bowed his hands again and again: "This is your standard Japanese! Ah, it's amazing, you've improved your knowledge!"

Xiao Yueyue clapped his hands, feeling very proud: "You are very polite, I am very lucky to be praised by you!"

You come and go, I will tease you, and a Chinese version of the Japanese dialogue made the people around me laugh out loud.

After the two happily teased everyone, He Jiong asked with a smile: "Yue Yue, even if you understand Japanese, you haven't told everyone yet. What's the name of the variety show you're on?"

Xiao Yueyue patted his chest and proudly said: "I am on the most popular variety show in Japan, "Moonlight Night is Young"! How is it, are you shocked? Do you think I am very good? Hahahaha~ Hurry up and worship Me, I should be the first star in the country to be featured in "Yue Yao Ye Wei Young"!"

Everyone on stage was really taken aback. As the top hosts, entertainers, and producers in the variety show industry, they are certainly no strangers to this Japanese variety show.

Seeing that most of the audience were whispering, Yang An introduced: "Maybe many friends in the audience don't know what kind of program this program is, so I think it is necessary to popularize it a little bit. This program is similar to our domestic competitive variety shows and Idol variety shows are different. There are only two hosts, no guests, and mainly VCR. Each episode has multiple topics, such as a sentence you hate to hear the most, or "Is tofu nao delicious sweet or salty?" , the program team took to the streets to interview ordinary Japanese people, all kinds of funny remarks from passers-by, coupled with the sharp complaints of the two hosts, are the important points of this late-night show's great success."

Xiao Yueyue began to eat hands again, very proud: "I heard that the ratings of the last few episodes have exceeded 10, will I become a household star in Japan overnight? Hahahaha~"

Hearing Xiao Yueyue's laughter, everyone applauded and booed him one after another.

Yang An became curious: "Yue Yue, I'm really curious about what you can do in this show? Are you a passerby being interviewed? But you don't speak Japanese, how do you communicate with Japanese people?"

He Jiong also came over: "Yue Yue, although the program "Yue Yao Ye Wei Yang" is a must-watch program for foreigners learning Japanese all over the world to understand Japanese customs and culture, but you are a Chinese cross talk actor, I I really can't imagine the significance of your participation in this program."

Sha Bei said impatiently: "With his appearance, he is definitely a passer-by, and he is a passer-by who can't even speak Japanese well, and he is on camera for no more than 3 seconds!"

Xiao Yueyue was in a hurry, and argued with her neck stuck: "I obviously went up for fifteen seconds, and I read the first part of "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable"!"

Wow!

The audience laughed wildly and applauded in unison. No one expected that Xiao Yueyue would speak Chinese "Reporting the Name of Vegetables" on Japan's most popular variety show? Is the world crazy?

Yang An really believed it. The editorial team of this show had a big brain hole, and they have already flown into the sky. They can find out all kinds of weird topics, and the host Matsuko won the top position in the list of Japanese artist influence last year. The poisonous tongue commented Born in a family, this kind of Japanese late-night variety show can do everything, what is it to ask a Chinese to read "Reporting the Name of the Vegetable"?

Yang An asked: "What was the topic of the interview with you?"

Xiao Yueyue thought for a while, and said a little embarrassedly: "What is the most difficult tongue twister you know? In fact, I will make it even more difficult. "Reporting the Name of Vegetables" is just more famous."

Yang An almost collapsed: "They asked you to use tongue twisters, and you recite "Reporting the Names of Vegetables" for them to listen to... I really convinced you, Yue Yue!"

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