Chapter 598

Standing next to Cao Shulin, Han Caiying smiled, a standard smile that seemed a bit incomprehensible, cute and innocent looking, but everyone in the audience understood, and they all covered their mouths and laughed.

Xu Ningdan couldn't deal with this kind of old filthy turtle, Yang An stepped forward: "So you deliberately slowed down and fell behind a few steps just now, not because you are short, but because you are looking for an opportunity to step down?"

Cao Shulin snapped, clapped his hands, and gave Yang An a thumbs up: "You are so right, you are indeed my apprentice!"

The audience laughed like crazy!

The audience is full of applause, this is the applause of the exclusive cross talk actor. Yang An has been booed countless times, and Cao Shulin has been booed even more. awards?

After everyone finished laughing, Cao Shulin began to introduce: "I am very happy to be here. The organizer called me to present the awards. I was reluctant at first because I was too busy at the end of the year. If you can't ask me to come, I will come. I didn’t finish the work, I didn’t break the corn, I didn’t dig the sweet potatoes, I didn’t pull the peanuts, I really didn’t have time, but they said they would give me the money, so I came right away.”

Hahaha!

The whole audience applauded, and many people couldn’t agree with each other under the camera. The rush of farming refers to the busy time of early rice harvesting in July and August in the southern countryside in summer, and the rush to harvest and plant immediately after transplanting rice seedlings. But it’s already December, okay, Cao Shulin This is pure nonsense!

I'll come right away after paying the money back, what about your morals, Mr. Cao, oh yes, Mr. Cao even wants to step on the skirts of other actresses, you have no morals for a long time!

Cao Shulin continued: "The organizer said, let me present an award to Teacher Zhang Guoli. What's the point of me saying that I am so old?"

Zhang Guoli in the audience couldn't laugh or cry, this is a joke on his head, Cao Shulin, what grudge do I have with you, what resentment, as for making such a joke? The people next to him laughed and applauded. Zhang Hanyu sat next to him, trembling with laughter, and patted Zhang Guoli's arm to comfort him.

"Tell me to give an award to Brother Hu, I said I won't give it to someone who is more handsome than me! He also said to give an award to Wen Zhang, I said Xiaowen is not bad, he played a nude era, it's so popular, I don't need me Help me! Tell me to present an award to Yang An, I can say it, I don’t know him yet? He must be harvesting wheat at home by then, what award should I give him!”

Cao Shulin's witty remarks were like pearls, and he made fun of several people in a row. Everyone who was named laughed, and was teased lightly as a joke. Dare to look at the camera.

Yang An didn't expect that he would also be named, and immediately said: "I really plan to cut the wheat at home, I'm too busy,

But the organizer told me to partner with a beautiful host, so I dropped my scythe and came here. "

Cao Shulin was shocked: "Me too! The organizer said that I will be partnered with an actress, and I said yes, I don't need any money, I will come right away!"

The two shook hands in the air, complimented each other, and said in unison: "Heroes see the same thing!"

Ha ha ha ha!

The laughter in the audience has never stopped. These two people are really two wonderful flowers in the domestic cross talk world. If they appear in parties, programs, interviews and so on, the audience basically can't get serious. Seeing their faces want to laugh.

After controlling the scene for a few minutes, we can't always ignore Han Caiying who is standing next to me. Cao Shulin is the award presenter, not the award winner. It's enough to lay the groundwork for such a long time.

Cao Shulin continued: "After I came, the organizer said that they would arrange a beautiful Korean partner for you. I was so happy to see Han Caiying. She is so beautiful. I have been hesitating whether to step on her skirt. Please don't Worry, why do I dare to talk nonsense in front of her, because I know she can't speak Chinese! Don't you believe me? Caiying, let's talk for a while?"

Call!

There was booing and applause from the audience, and everyone almost fainted from laughter, because Han Caiying quickly took the words and said: "Hi everyone, I am Han Caiying!"

Standard Mandarin!

Definitely not what Cao Shulin said!

Cao Shulin turned around and left in an instant, it was so embarrassing!

This scene was so funny that the applause roared immediately!

Pretending to take two steps, Cao Shulin turned around and stood in front of his microphone again.

However, Han Caiying is not a fan of flattery, Cao Shulin is inconvenient to speak at this time, the court suddenly became embarrassed, Han Caiying looked down at Cao Shulin, Cao Shulin didn't dare to look up at the big beauty, but when he looked up, he happened to see Han Caiying's The chest, the old Cao didn't look at it, he didn't look at it, he could only stare at the ground, his eyes wandered, everyone laughed to death at that scene.

Xu Ningdan should have rescued the scene immediately, but she didn't have a tacit understanding and paused, but Yang An immediately picked up and made a joke: "Han Caiying has been in China for ten years, and she can speak Chinese!"

Cao Shulin immediately imitated the foreigner to speak Chinese: "You speak Chinese very well~~I'd ​​better go back and cut the wheat~~"

Han Caiying couldn't take it anymore, she covered her mouth and bent over to laugh. The audience had never closed their mouths, and their facial muscles were sore from laughing.

After joking for such a long time, it was almost enough. Yang An and Cao Shulin both heard a notification sound from their headsets, which was from the director.

Cao Shulin said: "Okay, let's get down to business first, and we're going to present the 'Model Person of the Year' award."

Han Caiying really continued to say in Chinese: "I think he is handsome, famous, and stylish. I am his fan..."

Perhaps it was because her Chinese was not very good, Han Caiying giggled, unable to use more words to describe it, everyone laughed along with good intentions.

Cao Shulin nodded again and again: "I really want to know who he is!"

After nodding, he turned around and looked at Yang An for a long time, and the audience burst into laughter. The meaning was too obvious!

The big shot was given to Yang An. Yang An touched his chin and smiled awkwardly: "It can't be me, right? I haven't thought about my acceptance speech yet!"

call~~

Shameless~~

Many people shouted, role model of the year, this is an award in the TV drama industry, what does it have to do with Yang An!

Cao Shulin said: "I thought it was me at first! Don't guess, let's watch the VCR!"

He is the founder of Baodao idols. He has the appearance and talent favored by heaven. In addition to appearing in movies and TV shows every year, he is also a well-known racing driver, young entrepreneur, and a winner in life. He has influenced thousands of people. Wan's young man, it is no exaggeration to call him "Model of the Year", he is Lin Zhiying!

After the VCR finished playing, Lin Zhiying went to the stage, shook hands with Cao Shulin, and took over the statuette from Han Caiying.

At this time, according to the process, it should be Lin Zhiying who delivered the acceptance speech.

Yang An suddenly interrupted them: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, I have a question, you both are from 1974, right? Why do you stand together like a couple?"

Puff ha ha ha!

The audience erupted into the most enthusiastic cheers, followed by boos, and the entire studio was almost overturned. The female guests in the audience were all smiling, and the men were slapping their thighs, laughing so hard that they couldn't close their mouths. Many people My stomach hurts from laughing, I almost burst into tears.

Cao Shulin was obviously taken aback, and looked in the direction of the host in disbelief. Lin Zhiying was holding the statuette. He was also concerned about his own image and didn't dare to laugh too much. Han Caiying and Xu Ningdan covered their mouths and laughed, and turned around. Everyone knows that these people who talk about cross talks are quick-witted, and come on the fly, who knew it would be so fierce!

Cao Shulin said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Yang An is not afraid of him: "Come on, come on, give me an explanation, we are all very curious, right?"

"right!"

The whole audience booed, everyone let go, and let's follow Yang An to make a fuss today!

Lin Zhiying smiled awkwardly. He really didn't expect Yang An to suddenly ask such a question. Looking at Cao Shulin, he didn't seem to care at all. He was not as quick-thinking as a talk show host, and he didn't know how to explain it properly.

Cao Shulin spoke first: "Although I look old-fashioned, my son Cao Xiaobao is a fresh meat!"

Yang An immediately asked back: "You mean he sucked away most of your excellent genes?"

Cao Shulin said: "That's right, Cao Xiaobao grows better day by day, I look old every day, time is not forgiving, the day when my lamp is exhausted, is the day when Cao Xiaobao will become the most beautiful man in the world. "

Hahaha~~

What a fool! Many people laughed stupidly and applauded wildly. Cao Shulin was muddy, and he really spared no effort in praising his son. Isn't it too fruity?

After Cao Shulin finished speaking, he turned sideways, looked Lin Zhiying up and down, pointed and said: "My son is 19 years old this year, and your son is only 4 years old. I don't think your good days will last long!"

puff!

The audience burst into laughter!

Lin Zhiying finally came to her senses: "Actually, I think everyone's appreciation is different. Like me, I especially appreciate the inner beauty of Mr. Cao, the maturity and stability of a man..."

Cao Shulin said: "You are in charge of being beautiful, and I am in charge of making money to support the family!"

Yang An said: "Lin Zhiying, Lao Cao and his son joined the battle, supported one of my variety shows, and made a lot of money. Do you want to consider participating in my new variety show?"

Lin Zhiying couldn't continue, he was about to be driven crazy by the two comedians, he couldn't keep up with their thinking rhythm at all!

The whole audience became even more ebullient, and the audience booed loudly. This is today's biggest easter egg!

Many celebrities turned down their schedules, even if they were busy with work, they still had to attend the Blue Ocean Satellite TV Gala, just for Yang An!

Now it's spread in the entertainment industry that after New Year's Day, Yang An will be filming a new variety show, but the final quota has not yet been determined, and the entire entertainment industry is waiting for the pie to fall on their heads!

The Yang An Golden Eagle Festival invited Huang Bo and Guo Tao, who became popular because of "Crazy Stone".

Magnolia invited Brother Hu, and everyone knows that "Run, Brother" is a huge hit.

It is self-evident what it means to invite Lin Zhiying to the TV ceremony!