Chapter 512 Non-Refundable Tickets Are Our Service Tenet

Yang An rolled up his sleeves, and asked carelessly: "When we come back, another one will come in the hall. Excuse me, is it male or female this time?"

Cao Shulin scolded with a smile: "Why are you so poor? Say what you want, whoever you love, male or female!"

Yang An chuckled: "Then it's still a man. It's convenient for us to go to the bathroom later, right? Okay, this male audience sat down with a worried and uneasy face. He looked at us and didn't dare to say anything. I said, my friend, please listen to the cross talk and don’t make trouble, you won’t be able to run away if there is a fight, I have more backstage people than you!”

The audience chuckled, and Cao Shulin really sighed: "It's a joke, but it's very sad..."

Yang An said: "This male audience member is actually quite nice. He didn't go to the bathroom, and he didn't even dare to take a sip of water for fear of being beaten."

Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "Good comrade, don't make trouble!"

Yang An glanced at Hou Jian: "But after listening to the cross talk for a while, his cell phone rang, and it was the Chagang call from his wife. He had to answer it. Isn't this request too much?"

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian were speechless, the phone rang, and it was indeed much better than going to the bathroom.

Yang An proudly said: "Although the audience is scared, the daughter-in-law's phone call is even more terrifying. He first smiled flatteringly at me, and then said in a low voice, "Hey, daughter-in-law, I'm listening to cross talk! Really, you and I Tell me, today I spent fifteen dollars on the show, and hired thirteen people to tell me about cross talk..."

Some of the audience laughed, and the rest laughed lightly. At the same time, they gave applause to the three to encourage them.

The applause gradually grew louder, and many people could understand their difficulty, especially the seniors in the cross talk world, when they heard this little joke, they all sighed with emotion in the audience, and their eyes were red.

Twenty or thirty years ago, cross talk was still booming. At that time, the means of entertainment for the people across the country were poor, and there were no other outlets except for these limited ones. These cross talk artists opened teahouses and stationed in a small theater. At least I can still call myself an artist, run business performances all over the country, and earn a living.

But since more than ten years ago, cross talk has declined. Small teahouse theaters have closed one after another. Like this situation where more than a dozen people tell an audience, theaters and teahouses in various places do not meet once or twice. Many crosstalk artists After experiencing this kind of embarrassing scene, there are more empty houses and no harvest.

Today is Lin Yun Society's Recalling Bitterness and Thinking Sweetness Conference. Yang An used this set of jokes to show Lin Yun Society's difficulties in the early days of entrepreneurship. get cold.

At this moment,

A female audience under the stage held a phone and bent over to leave.

Yang An just finished speaking a paragraph, felt a little sensational, and waved in that direction: "Hey girl, wait a minute, why are you leaving again, where are you going? Come back to me~~"

The audience roared with laughter, and the little sadness that had just arisen was diluted again.

The three people on the stage were stunned, and Cao Shulin murmured, "This girl has gone to the toilet."

Hou Jian, the old filthy tortoise, answered at the right time: "Shall we follow?"

call~~

The audience booed, these unscrupulous guys really want to go to the toilet with other girls?

A few seconds after the booing, there was still no one talking on stage. Cao Shulin was surprised and motioned to Yang An: "You are joking, are you talking?"

Yang An put his hands in his sleeves and shrugged: "Isn't this time-out? Wait for her to come back! Don't be idle for the three of us, let's fight the landlord!"

call~~

The audience booed again, Yang An must have ruined the suspended meme today, and if anyone wants to revamp it in the cross talk world, I'm afraid they won't be able to surpass Yang An's version!

Cao Shulin wanted to blame him at first, but another gentleman walked over from the other side, probably because he had left just now and came back now.

Yang An breathed a sigh of relief, and pointed in the direction of that gentleman, with a calm expression on his face: "Ah, that's great, there's another one here, and the number of people is balanced, so we can talk about it!"

The audience all laughed and applauded. When it comes to talking nonsense in a serious manner, cross talk actors are the best, and bragging is nothing more than that.

Next, Yang An said: "I just talked about the most difficult period at the beginning of Lin Yun Club. At that time, it was really not easy to talk about cross talk. Not only were there few audiences, but the income was not high. In addition, the requirements for our cross talk actors were also high."

Cao Shulin nodded frequently: "That's right!"

Hou Jian sighed: "That's the reason!"

Yang Andao: "Cross talk is all about lip service. The three of us stand here, tell a scene with our mouths, outline a picture, and bring the audience into our story world. Experienced teachers like you two The artist is definitely fine, but the audience knows that my basic skills are not good, and it is inevitable that I will make mistakes when I say it. What if I make a mistake?"

Cao Shulin asked suspiciously, "Yes, what should I do?"

The audience chuckled, everyone wanted to know what would happen to Yang An, would he apologize, would he make up for it with extra time, or would he just let it go with a laugh?

Yang An said solemnly: "No refunds! Alas, I'm afraid that someone will stand up and say refunds. That's not okay. If you make a mistake, you won't get refunds! No refunds are our service tenet!"

call~~

The audience booed and laughed together, this shit is stinky, and there is a non-refundable ticket, and it still serves the purpose, it's too sloppy!

"Refund!"

"I want a refund!"

The voices of ticket refunds came and went in the audience, everyone was booing, deliberately teasing Yang An.

Yang An looked over, and there was a group of people in the showbiz who were making a fuss, who would take the lead? Translated by Zhang Jia!

This uncle is like a naughty boy. He was teased so miserably by Yang An at the Golden Eagle Festival a few years ago that he almost collapsed. Today, he seized the opportunity to fight back, just to make fun of him!

Yang An didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Uncle Zhang Jiayi, come on! This is our first show, and you ruined it for me, are you sorry? You didn't mean to make trouble, and there are more than a dozen people in the backstage Well, shouldn’t I beat you up? It’s just that our cross talk actors have a better temper, and other practitioners in the service industry would have already rolled up their sleeves and rushed down..."

Zhang Jiayi laughed so hard that he couldn't keep his eyes open, the audience roared with laughter and applauded like thunder, Yang An's aggrieved appearance, he pretended to be pitiful despite taking advantage of it, and made everyone laugh out loud.

The opening program was so joyous, Yang An teased for a while, and then he became a joker again, and Cao Shulin was replaced by Cao Shulin, he and Hou Jian, Xiaoxiaoda and Xiaoda followed suit, which also aroused bursts of laughter.

Su Momo and Li Yuxuan in the audience didn't stop the whole process, their faces hurt from laughing, the two girls supported each other laughing, and lost their composure several times.

Li Yuxuan's depression during this time has been swept away. Her favorite idol is really awesome. Whether it is talking about cross talk on stage or playing variety shows on TV, they are all so perfect. How can she not love ?

When looking for a boyfriend, one should look for someone like Yang An. Li Yuxuan is more determined about this idea. Sitting next to her is Zhao Ang, Mu Jianmin's cousin, who is also a rich second generation. He seems to be very interested in her. She could sense it, too, in the sly hints.

"If he can have one-tenth of Yang An's, I can consider dating him..." Li Yuxuan thought to herself, she wanted to keep pretending to be reserved, but Yang An threw another burden on the stage to amuse her, I can't stop at all!

After Yang An performed the first show, he didn't go on stage to perform seriously, but his hosting skills became deeper and deeper, his words and deeds became more stable, and he firmly controlled the rhythm of the stage. Every guest who came on stage All very satisfied.

Half an hour later, Li Yuxuan's patience gradually disappeared. The cross talk on stage was good, but they were all apprentices of Lin Yun Club, and their cross talk skills were still far behind Cao Shulin and Hou Jian, and their flexibility and adaptability were not as good as Yang An's. The host, so in terms of brilliance, many programs really can't keep up with the first one.

The running man is about to play, Li Yuxuan took out her mobile phone from her bag, put on her earphones, and prepared to take some time to watch it.

Zhao Ang came over and asked in a low voice: "I have a big tablet here, it looks comfortable, can I lend it to you?"

Li Yuxuan hesitated and held back for a while, but Zhao Ang couldn't help but take out a new tablet, the one with 4G data, and stuffed it into her hand.

Pushing and yelling is always bad. If Li Yuxuan touches her body while pushing, it will be even more embarrassing. She is wearing a short skirt today, and her white thighs are exposed, thin and long. I don't know how much she has attracted The man's gaze.

Momo Su leaned over and said quietly: "I created the opportunity for you, you have to seize it~"

Li Yuxuan rolled her eyes, thanked Zhao Ang beside her, and looked seriously.

Running men are very interesting. This issue is a special episode of Tiantian Brothers. Li Yuxuan was very familiar with Wang Han and the others when she was still studying, and she was also infatuated with Wang Han, a mature big brother, but now that she has Yang An, she will empathize with others. In love, although everyone appeared on the same show, the focus of her attention was almost entirely on Yang An.

When the show was finally put on the spy game to tear up the famous brand, as soon as the double agent setting of Odie and Yang An came out, Li Yuxuan thought of something.

She took off the earphones and asked Momo Su beside her, "We saw Odie just now, didn't we?"

Momo Su thought for a while: "It seems so, I saw him go to the backstage. What's the matter?"

Li Yuxuan was surprised: "Brother Tiantian, Wang Han and the others didn't come to join us today, but why did Odie come?"

This problem continued until the end. The 10th anniversary celebration, two hours of excitement, is always coming to an end. Yang An announced the beginning of the last session, and it is also the most important session that Lin Yun Club invites guests today for all relatives and friends to witness—— Accept apprentices and apprentices!

With the development of Lin Yun Society to this day, it is time to recruit disciples, carry forward, and reap the benefits.

Cao Shulin and Hou Jian sat on two chairs on the stage. Their old apprentices came out from the backstage one by one and stood on both sides, and then the new apprentices entered.

The photographer gave a huge close-up of the camp of twenty-four new apprentices, and the audience was in an uproar.

The first one to go was Odie!

And his teacher is Cao Shulin!