Chapter 3915 3917 [The World's Number One Troublemaker]
"Brother Ba, there must be a reason for killing people," Tantian said.
"He is handsomer than me, his wife is beautiful and rich, he became the son-in-law of the minister, and he will be prosperous and prosperous in the future, so I am jealous of him." Xiao Yu'er said with a smile, "Is this reason enough?"
"This person is here to cause trouble." Shuoji immediately made a judgment when he saw that Xiao Yu'er's words were absurd and arrogant.
Xiang Nan stood there without saying a word, watching Xiao Yuer play with his treasures.
"That's right, kill him." Tantian nodded, took out the sharp knife from his waist and was about to take action.
"Stop! Leave him to me!" At this moment, another person shouted.
The conversation was unclear, so he immediately stopped and followed the sound, and saw a tall, fierce-looking man striding towards him.
"Don't worry, you two, someone wants to kill me again. In that case, how about this? Let him kill me first, and then you can whip the corpse." Xiao Yu'er said to Tantian, and then looked at the strong man, " Call me by name!"
"Come on!" the strong man shouted.
"Be good!" Xiao Yu'er walked over with a smile, "What are you looking for?"
"It's you who killed seven of my dogs and eight cats, blinded one of my carp's eyes, and plucked out the mimosa in front of my house." The strong man glared at the little fish, filled with indignation, and said through gritted teeth, "You even trampled it to death. I raised seven cockroaches with great difficulty! I will fight you to the death!”
"You dare to fight with me, aren't you afraid of my Hundred Poison Divine Palm?" Xiao Yu'er raised his hand and said after hearing this.
But I saw that his palm was as black as ink, and there was a faint fishy smell.
"Ah?! Divine Palm of Hundred Poisons?" The strong man was shocked when he saw it.
"Yes, it's the Hundred Poison God's Palm." Xiao Yu'er slapped the strong man's forehead with his palm, "If you are hit by my Hundred Poison God's Palm, your hair will fall out immediately, your flesh and blood will be blurred, and then your fingers will fall off one by one... ...If you don’t believe it, try it?”
The strong man tentatively touched his hair, and actually pulled off a strand of hair.
"Huh?!" He was immediately startled, "My hair is really falling out."
He hurriedly grabbed it again, and saw that the hair really fell off strand by strand, and his hands were all sticky. When he opened it, he saw that his hands were covered in blood.
"Is it really bloody?" he said in disbelief.
"Look at your fingers again." Xiao Yu'er smiled.
The strong man quickly pulled his right hand with his left hand, and sure enough, a finger fell off, "My finger!" He grinned and screamed to the sky.
"Oops, my hair is really falling out."
"It's really bloody and bloody, and my fingers are all missing."
"Yes, the Hundred Poison Divine Palm is really powerful."
"What a powerful martial arts, it's really too poisonous~"
When everyone present saw it, they all commented that they had never seen such brutal martial arts.
Even when the two chatting and chatting with each other, their faces showed fear.
They had never heard of such a vicious and despicable palm technique. They had never seen it before. They never expected that this young man seemed to be carefree, but he actually had such good kung fu.
But in fact, Xiang Nan knew that all of this was false.
The strong man and Xiao Yu'er were in the same group. He was none other than Xiao Yu'er who had taken on a disciple named Evil Tongtian.
Although he looks vicious and acted very evil in the past, he has been subdued by Xiao Yu'er and has changed his mind to be a good person. Now he is just cooperating with his acting.
Xiao Yu'er's so-called "Hundred Poison Palm" was basically made up by himself. The palms of his hands were black because they were smeared with soot.
The reason why Xie Tongtian's hair falls off is because he is bald to begin with, and the hair on his head is actually black dog hair.
As for the blood on the hands, it was red dye, and the so-called severed fingers were basically made of taro.
Xiao Yu'er grew up on Alcatraz Island. He was carefully taught by the five evil men and learned the trick-or-treating secrets from the master of trouble. He is proficient in all kinds of traps, deceptions and clever tricks. He can be said to be the best "troublemaker" in the world.
It's just that although he is clever and versatile, his actual martial arts is not high, so he can only use these tricks. If he was strong, he could just capture Hu Zhuo, and there would be no need to play these tricks.
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"It's not over yet." Xiao Yu'er said with a smile, "In thirty days, your whole body will rot. No matter who touches you, it will be infected. By then, everyone will be as dead as you."
"Ah!!! Then what should I do?" the strong man howled in pain.
"It's easy. Go back quickly to order the coffin and decorate the mourning hall!" Xiao Yu'er reminded.
"Ah?! Coffin! Coffin!" The strong man woke up from a dream and immediately rushed out screaming.
Seeing this, the onlookers all dispersed for fear of being infected by him.
"Haha, Hu Zhuo, the betrayer, it's your turn!" Xiao Yu'er immediately turned to Hu Zhuo and said.
Hu Zhuo was startled and was about to turn around and run away.
Xiao Yu'er had already stepped forward and stopped him.
"Please, let me go, let me go." Hu Zhuo was so frightened that he begged for mercy again and again.
"Hey, who is that? He took off all his clothes." Xiao Yu'er suddenly pointed behind him and said with a surprised look on his face.
Upon hearing this, Hu Zhuo subconsciously turned his head to look, but did not see the naked woman.
When he turned around, Xiao Yuer had already slapped him on the forehead.
"Ah, I've been hit. I'm going to die. Please, I don't want to die." Hu Zhuo was so frightened that he begged for mercy again and again.
"That's right. After thirty days, your whole body will rot and die. And whoever touches you will be infected with the poison and die with you." Xiao Yuer said proudly, "But you are lucky. Today is the first day of the new year. I don't kill, so I will teach you the method of detoxification.
You should eat eighteen male cockroaches and eighteen female cockroaches every day. After removing the whiskers and shells, grind them into powder and take them. Then hold the residue in your mouth for 49 hours. When the cockroach legs melt, you can temporarily stop the poison."
Hu Zhuo nodded repeatedly, fearing that he would forget, and then asked Fu Zhong and Fu Yuhua for help, "Father-in-law, wife, help me catch cockroaches, you have to save me."
"Don't come over, don't come over." Fu Zhong and Fu Yuhua were afraid of being infected by him, so they quickly ordered people to push him away.
Seeing this, Xiao Yuer smiled proudly and took advantage of the chaos to get away.
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Xiang Nan saw that he had finished playing tricks, so he jumped forward, grabbed Hu Zhuo, and flew away in mid-air.
When the two leaders, Tan Tian and Shuo Di, saw this, they wanted to stop him with their swords.
Xiang Nan slapped out with his palm, and Tan Tian and Shuo Di immediately felt a strong invisible energy coming, forcing them to retreat in a hurry. They didn't dare to take it head-on, and naturally didn't dare to chase anymore.
Xiang Nan used his Qinggong to carry Hu Zhuo and left.
Although he was carrying a person weighing more than 100 kilograms, it was as light as a feather for him, and it was effortless at all.
Tan Tian and Shuo Di looked at Xiang Nan's back as he left, and they gritted their teeth in hatred.
But they knew that their strength was limited and they were really no match for Xiang Nan, so they could only swallow their anger temporarily.
"So handsome~" At this time, Fu Yuhua, the daughter of Minister Fu, exclaimed sincerely.