

I Don’t Want To Win Lying Down
我真不想躺赢啊
Author:Tai Bai Mao(太白猫)
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When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…
From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.
“Uh…”
“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”
“Because you can win by lying down.”
From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.
“Uh…”
“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”
“Because you can win by lying down.”
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