Chapter 502 The Customer Is God? Hahaha, We Are!

Ten minutes later, this remote area located in the mountains of the urban area turned into a brightly lit city that never sleeps. {http:

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I saw through dozens of searchlights installed on military vehicles, under the extremely strong light, a red, ferocious, giant crab-like monster was suspended five meters high in the air.

There are dozens of fumaroles with a radius of more than ten meters at the bottom, and blue flames visible to the naked eye spew out, which are used to maintain the incredible balance similar to a disc.

This alone has attracted the attention of various scientists around the world, especially the researchers in aerodynamics, their eyes widened, and they can't wait to get into the TV.

I can't believe it, it's incredible! Could something so gigantic maintain such an uncanny, dream-like stability? And at the moment of seeing the first glance, I knew that it must have high-speed impact and must have terrible destructive power.

Seeing this, the small country is fine, but the president of the big country is covering his heart, having difficulty breathing, and unable to play. Such materials, such technology, are still in a state of control... How can this be so? Is this an alien spaceship? The bastard's abs are hanging out every day, what else are we playing?

Discs, Superman, high-oil corn, garbage disposers, okay, okay, these are unbearable, now take out a thing that appeared in Star Wars, it must be a thousand years ahead of the earth's technology, fuck you, we How to play?

Then I saw the picture broadcast on the TV, noisy and glittering, the leaders of various countries were stunned, and many ordinary people drooled on the spot, "Oh, ****. I love them! Give me a piece! I need them , they need me. Oh, the gold of ****Abs is the purest and most. "

Deliberately for showing off. He Ming specially made 5,000 tons of gold into gold bricks of 1,000 kilograms each. So only Little Superman life begins to pick up. No matter how greedy a mortal is, it is impossible for ten people to pick up a gold brick.

And one is as big as a small table, square and square, very flattering. In the warehouse opened by the crab aircraft, 5,000 yuan were placed neatly. Each block is 1.2 meters high, and 10 blocks per layer is a 12-meter-high Jinshan. A real gold mountain.

Under the strong light of the searchlight, the golden light is indescribable. The media personnel who were filming, and the fans of Brother Abs who watched the excitement. The local residents carefully climbed up through a very strong landing platform, as if climbing towards a kind of golden mountain. Really awesome.

Soon they relaxed and became crazy, and took photos together, whether it was a SLR high-definition camera or a 600-pixel rotten mobile phone.

"Abdomo is awesome, serving the people, everyone has the right to know, don't play with unspoken rules!" Fans of Abdomo rushed to flatter him, how nice he is. Bring up any benefits and tell them as soon as possible. Whatever they want to watch. Unlike some bastards who would have to hide every hair of an alien for hundreds of years, the mother-in-law's Citigroup America is a miser among cheapskates.

"God, if you give me a piece, I can't hold it. This is really the most gold I've ever seen, brother Abs is so domineering!" The stunned European and American reporters stroked Jinshan in shock.

The abs brother is also really ruthless. The staff member who was smiling at the same time said, "Shoot whatever you want, touch whatever you want. If a mortal can take a piece with his bare hands, I'll give it to you. Little Superman is still a fool."

"My god, my gold ring is only 500 grams. There are 5,000 tons here..." A potbellied father compared the gold ring with the gold brick.

Immediately someone said: "Fake, the color is too bad."

"Pure pure gold, 24k...highly pure gold. Maybe the devil's gold is real pure gold?" Mr. Kui was a little unconfident when he spoke. After comparing it, he felt that the color and luster were far worse.

This is naturally the result of the two different refining technologies of cloud and mud. In the multiverse, the refining technology of precious metals, such as the refining of gold, not only achieves 100% gold content, but also adds a few metals that can become more beautiful. {http:

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So this is the technical reason and the gold component, because the earth is just a planetary resource, how can it be compared with the resources produced by a universe?

As for the desert nation, the interstellar pirate and businessman gave He Ming a gift for meeting, and there will be no "junk stuff". Even if the "junk stuff" of the dead world, the refining, refining technology, etc. will definitely kill the earth in an instant.

So in front of the crowd and the TV, it is the real gold, which cannot be disguised.

Not only that, He Ming likes to make things big at once, scaring people to death is the best compliment to him. So, then the audience in front of the TV started to widen their eyes, all over the world, women screamed, men covered their mouths like mothers - because there was a mountain of diamonds. Five meters in diameter and three to four meters high. The surrounding internal guard fighters formed a tight defensive line. Sweating profusely in the winter guarding.

Despite the lack of guns and the overdeveloped muscles that show don't do stupid things, they are superhuman new life from the little superman...

Then, there were mountains of sapphires and rubies...

"God, I'm going crazy, I'm going crazy!" The beautiful European and American female reporter said with a frantic expression, she couldn't take it anymore, her heart seemed to be exploding.

"Comrade, can we take a photo together?" The passengers said with "smirks". This kind of opportunity is rare, and it instantly became popular on the Internet.

That's why many little stars come here specifically to wait for such an opportunity. How about seducing He Ming's stupid, fierce, pure, innocent and rich relatives, let alone the heroine of ten TV dramas, Huan Zhu Ge Ge or Huan Ge Zhu Zhu would be a piece of cake, what big movie of Tom Cruise, " The heroine of "Pathetic" is even more of a minor problem. As for the box office, the best investors don't look at this thing.

"Please keep your distance and don't touch. Thank you for your cooperation."

"I know. Take pictures, take pictures, yeah—" the crazy passengers took pictures one by one with great excitement. The sweaty faces, tense eyes, and strong physiques of the soldiers formed the best background. none of them.

Shrewd and rational, some well-known TV reporters knew that scoop news was the most popular, and instead filmed the entire situation inside the River Crab. In this regard, the "ulterior motives" and "long-awaited" scientists who mainly live abroad, outside of the Eurasian empire, praised those smart TV stations, high-level TV stations—

"Oh. God, look at this steel, it looks very strong. It's beautiful like porcelain and the audience doesn't slip. Jumping and jumping proves that it absorbs the floor better than a blanket, and people don't slip. From this Seeing this giant suspended in the air has an incredible internal stabilization system, which solves the weightlessness of the human body in the aircraft. It is a perfect technology."

"What are you kidding? This passage is obviously for mineral transportation. And refining equipment? I hate your grandma. Brother Abs, are you going to be a resource tycoon? I understand, I have to report to the president immediately. He is going to Be a resource thief!"

And those who have already regarded it as their own, the scientists who mainly live in China, especially the experts in the military industry, yell at them. "How can it be filmed? That's our country's top secret. It's closed, it's closed." But after reporting to the higher-ups, the higher-ups said helplessly: "We can't control the matter of Brother Abs...we are also very nervous. Don't you So, of course you are concerned about the country. Okay, please find the relevant department.”

Just kidding, a buddy doesn't care, we don't care. Do you still want to have surgery? Is there still discipline and party spirit? Do you still respect the leadership?

then. He Ming deliberately put the whole piece together. The semi-finished jadeite is cut into a whole piece, and the finished product is the top-quality beautiful jade carved in the later stage, suet white jade, top-quality Tianhuang, and boxes of top-quality round pearls that are at least the size of bottle caps. Whether it is pink pearls or extremely precious black pearls, gold pearls are stacked together. In the end, a mountain beloved by Chinese people was formed, with a height of five meters. The site is more than ten meters in diameter.

Under the soft and bright lights in the warehouse, it is even more beautiful, indescribably precious, wonderful, touching, and cute... Of course for the Chinese people.

It was guarded by hundreds of more and more nervous internal guards from all directions, and it caught the attention of the Chinese people in front of the TV. Compared with those babies before, these are the favorites of Chinese people.

"Oh oh oh, so many emeralds? So many beautiful jades, so many pearls? They are all the best of the best, but brother abdominal muscles, why did you put them together casually?"

Collectors of the older generation, especially jade collectors, take a look at a top-quality Tianhuang seal that is the size of their finger but is regarded as their life, and others are at least... the size of a gorilla's fist! And *** a ton or so!

Look at the color is the real top-quality Tianhuang finished rough stone, it is really... life is like a dream - many people were hospitalized for it that night, most of them burst blood vessels, it is a tragedy for an old man, and since then they have had a stroke...

"2.2 billion people!" One of his secretaries reported this number. Chen Ziqi, who was monitoring back and forth, looked at the time, and was dumbfounded. Only 5 minutes had passed, and the boss's devil game has already logged 2.2 billion people worldwide?

Of course, it is just a number of registered people. After all, she knows that there are 8 billion people in the world, and the number of people with computers is less than 2 billion. Among them, 1 billion people are in China, and most of them still use backward, cheap domestic computers with low configuration.

"So what's the situation? Now at 9:03, the chief is undergoing surgery?"

"The situation is very hot. How do you say that game is more real than the real world. No matter what you click, there are thick and interesting descriptions similar to historians. The most speechless thing is that you can play a dog, a chicken , a river, anything is fine anyway, everything is very, very detailed and interesting.”

"There are so many plots but it's very natural. It can be used as a river, making waves and benefiting the world. There are many, many ways to play as a stray dog ​​or a poodle. This is the case at present, because some idiots in our secret group choose to be as soon as they come up. A dog, turned into a river, or a primitive chicken. As for the chief, he was very punctual, and the operation began at nine o'clock sharp."

The female secretary finished speaking with a look of reluctance.

Chen Ziqi patted her on the shoulder subconsciously, imitating He Ming's Fan Eryu and said earnestly: "Xiaolu, state affairs are important, don't indulge in games. You have a bright future, I'm optimistic about you." The female secretary nodded excitedly.

Chen Ziqi smiled wryly in his heart, how did I become so "hypocritical"?

However, just as the confidential exclamation disappeared, a group of crazy scientists rushed in. She took a look at He Heming and cried out in her heart, perhaps even more sad-"Oh, God..."

Sighing becomes lamenting, this group of flies, chattering endlessly, wishing to pull out their intestines and strangle their necks, the world will be quiet!

Head is going to be big again tonight.

At the same time, far away in China's largest city. In the elite area of ​​Songjiang, the magic capital, in one of the best skyscrapers, it has just been used as one of the base camps. In the top floor building, Chai Ting, Lao Lin and other main leaders of the consortium were very busy, and they were also very headaches, using the most powerful consortium on the planet. The most terrifying financial resources, manpower, exudes the charming atmosphere of the earth tyrant... just to... buy a server!

Seven or eight minutes ago, He Ming descended to the top floor of the building at an unprecedented speed, and only took one minute to pass through his company's computing center. On the premise of having the most advanced supercomputer and a computer room with an area of ​​1 floor, and more than a thousand sets of servers, the company's website began to connect to the game.

Advertisement, prerequisite preparations are easily completed. Just wait for him.

At the beginning, everyone didn't believe that the game was so fun, except Chai Ting who knew it well.

However, quickly a large group of elites, countless computer experts, and game teams. network worker. The secretaries and others were stunned. That barrel-shaped thing was full of real technological power, and the real dream technology almost instantly withstood the login volume of tens of millions of people.

And almost instantly endured millions of people entering the network mode at the same time.

Countless computer experts, network technology experts, etc. were stunned on the spot. This is absolutely impossible. It means that millions of people log in to one server at the same time... The current domestic server architecture has at most 500 people. Don't you see that cf can have thousands of people and a map for a big melee? Don't you see that tens of thousands of people can be online at the same time in a copy of Warcraft? Don't you see -- yet. That's the beginning, in a minute. Players around the world are screaming with emotion, it's so fun, grass mud horse, it's so cool! I won't sleep today, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow!

Then one billion people enter the game, 99% are insane, and 1% are enchanted. Regardless of gender.

This game is really fun, life is to pursue such a game!

However, now countless people are yelling and yelling on the company forum with red eyes, because the server specially used for registration, the server of mortals, the entire He Ming consortium has mobilized all the server power, but finds that it can't meet the registration needs?

"You can play games, but the registration is delayed? Can you play games with bad configuration? Can't you register? What the hell are you doing, you are embarrassing to Brother Abab!!! Register me quickly, I just chose the wrong one, I don't want to play with dogs, I I want to play wolf. The wolf in ancient Egypt, because the dog is so fucking weak!"

"Hello, we are processing, please wait for 30 seconds, we will call a new server to serve you." The customer service with a sweet voice and a sweet appearance is busy and annoyed, my mother also wants to play games, my mother Do you choose a dog or a wolf? Won't you kill yourself?

Fortunately, after a while, Tou Tou, a young man in a high-end suit with a hanging silk appearance, shouted through the tweeter: "Forget it, forget it, it said above, there is no other way, we can only rely on peak peaks to pass. Some bastards in China The egg server is no longer available to us."

"Why? Then what shall we do?"

"Why else, some bastards are crying, they are bankrupt, and no one patronizes stocks like online games. We just unplugged the phone line last time, like to play or not, we are invincible in the world, whether to buy or not, We are invincible. I don’t ask you. Customers are not God, we are. Hahaha!” The general manager of the customer service center laughed arrogantly.

But the customer service mm used this set, the center cheered, scrambling to unplug the phone line, and playing games one after another, customer service also needs entertainment.

The manager heaved a sigh of relief, and then sneered again. Those stupid asses boycotted us instantly when they saw that we were invincible? Hahahaha, whether it is games or funds, you are better than us? Ha ha ha ha. This is the era of monopoly!

You guys are going to sleep on the road tomorrow, game companies all over the world, all of them, servers? Hahahaha, the factory where we make supercomputers also has -- wait, why don't I suggest to my uncle that we use supercomputers to temporarily enter the server?

So a minute later, Lao Lin's relatives, who wanted to flatter him, put forward this wonderful idea to Mr. Lin, and a group of computer experts rolled their eyes.

But everyone is smart and Chinese, and they would rather offend a postdoctoral fellow who has no background than an ass manager who graduated from elementary school with a super hard background.

"Mr. Chai, do you think this is not bad? We should have a lot of supercomputers. I remember that many computing centers in the country have a good relationship with us?" The problem is that bad?

The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring, and now the kindness of the Pacific Ocean is not rewarded with hard work?

Chai Ting is also a layman, so she looked at her subordinates. This time, a foreign expert who was not afraid of Lao Lin's ass finally came out and said, "Supercomputer? That won't work, it's not a server." I glanced at the manager surnamed Lin, you are so stupid that I am speechless.

The latter chuckled, smirking flatteringly in Lao Lin's gaze, and cursed in his heart, "Wait for me, you boy, Ao... Ao, you are so talented? Rapeseed flower in your previous life! You are still Citi Rapeseed flowers in the United States. Hahaha! Two stupid flowers for short! Tonight I will use my thousands of customer service mm to blow up your phone number, your whole family’s phone number, wait for me! We will see you soon!"

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)