Chapter 814 Appearance and Connotation
Shihua felt that those anchors were basically useless, as long as she started the broadcast, she could crush them every minute, but the problem was that she had no legs and couldn't do without the bathtub, so all she could live broadcast was games and singing.
She doesn't know how to play games. As for singing, according to Zhang Zian, he couldn't understand what she was singing, so could he only learn human songs?
She has some resistance to this, because in her opinion, the range of human songs is too narrow, whether it is high pitch or low pitch, they are limited to a narrow range, and calling those songs "songs" is a complete insult to the word.
So, she doesn't plan to learn human songs for the time being, can she conquer everything with her beauty alone? As the saying goes, if you can eat with your face, why do you need to learn talent? It violated her fish life principle of eating and waiting to die!
She confidently chose the label of "face value" for her live broadcast room, took a few deep breaths, and opened the live broadcast room with a gritted teeth.
Um, no one?
It's normal that no one is there. After all, everyone doesn't know that she has started live broadcasting. Even if it is word of mouth, it will take time.
She stared blankly and waited for a while, but the number of people in the live broadcast room was always zero.
"What! Is there something wrong with the live streaming app chosen by the cheapskate? It's not popular at all!" She couldn't help muttering and complaining.
If Zhang Zian was here, he would definitely point out that she chose a bad time. How many people watch the live broadcast on weekday mornings? Besides, it was her first live broadcast, so she should at least choose a night when the website traffic is high.
While waiting for the audience to enter the live broadcast room, Shihua glanced at the battery icon from time to time.
"What's going on? Why is the battery going down so fast?"
She tried to think about it, and somewhat guessed the reason because the camera was always on, and she already knew that the camera consumes a lot of power.
"Oops, the battery will run out before night if this continues! What a mistake! I didn't think of this problem!" She thumped her head remorsefully.
"..." It seems that in the afternoon, I can only beg Fina to charge her secretly. As long as I can charge for half an hour, I can basically go to sleep at night.
Every time she begged Fina, it always looked disgusted. I'm afraid most people can't stand the contemptuous look in its eyes, as if asking whether you live just to play with your mobile phone?
Once it actually asked,
And she confidently answered "yes"!
After hearing this answer, Fina was also speechless for a while. She really should have taken a picture of its expression at that time, but considering that after offending it, there must be no one to help her charge it, so it's better not to die.
After waiting for a while, there was still no one in the studio.
She vaguely heard Zhang Zian and the other two leaving the aquarium again, and the sound drifted further away.
At this time, she realized that the biggest inconvenience of the live broadcast was that she couldn't play with her mobile phone during the live broadcast, even if there was no one in the live broadcast room, she could only wait.
Time passed by, and the falling battery figures were eroding her confidence.
She even wondered if there was no one in the other live broadcast rooms, so she cut out and went to other live broadcast rooms for a walk, but their live broadcast room was full of excitement, while her own was like a fake live broadcast room...
"How could this happen...Damn it! Wouldn't it be underestimated by cheapskates if this continues?" She gritted her teeth and said to herself bitterly. When she thought of Zhang Zian's mean face, she wanted to twitch her tail. ...
After waiting for a while, no one entered her live broadcast room.
After maintaining the same posture for a long time, her arm holding the mobile phone was a little sore. Anyway, there is no one now, so she simply fixed the mobile phone with sundries such as soap boxes and shower gel bottles, and then adjusted the angle of view. Shot sideways, just enough to capture her face, shoulders, and the edge of the bathtub, freeing her hands.
Waited for another ten minutes, still no one.
Her excited mood gradually cooled down, and her spirit was a little tired. After all, she played with her mobile phone late last night, and she was woken up by the sun early this morning.
After confirming the number of people on the live broadcast again, she yawned.
"Forget it, let me take a nap on my stomach first, and only sleep for a short while." She seemed to justify herself, "Fina also often naps, and sleeps a lot more than me every day, so I will sleep a little longer It doesn't matter!"
She folded her arms on the edge of the bathtub, pillowed her face on her forearms, twisted her body into a comfortable position, closed her eyes, and soon fell asleep.
In the silent bathroom, time continued to pass in an orderly manner, and so did the power of the mobile phone.
Sudden!
It seems that the static live broadcast screen has changed.
[Little Bear] enters the live broadcast room.
[Little Bear]: No. 1!
[Little Bear]: ...
[Little Bear]: It's such a deserted live broadcast room, but the girl seems pretty good, super pretty!
[Little Bear]: Is the host there? Don't sleep, get up and pick up the guests!
[Little Bear]: Hello! Wake up!
"Wake up!" [Little Bear] gave out a five-nut mooncake and left a message.
five minutes later.
[Little Bear]: Nima, this is not an inflatable doll, is it?
[Little Bear] leaves the studio.
Two minutes later.
[Swordsman] enters the live broadcast room.
[Swordsman]: Haha! No. 1!
[Swordsman]: Wow! What a beautiful girl! Is the beauty of the live broadcast app so powerful these days?
[Swordsman]: Is my sister taking a bath live? Stand up and let my brother see if he has any clothes on.
Four minutes later.
[Swordsman]: Boring!
[Swordsman] leaves the live broadcast room.
...
An hour later, it was close to noon.
Zhang Zian was still on the green field, cooperating with the two TV station employees in filming with Phimas.
[Xiao Bawang] enters the live broadcast room.
[Brother Grape]: Welcome.
[Little Overlord]: ... Are you welcoming me?
[Brother Grape]: Yes.
[Xiao Bawang]: Well, I thought no one was there, and I was just about to say that I was the first one.
[The wildest dog in Japan]: You are not the first one, there were already people when I came in.
[Xiao Bawang]: So, what is this live broadcast room for?
[Brother Grape]: I don't know. For now, it seems to be sleeping live.
[Little Overlord]: Damn it! Someone watching the live broadcast while sleeping?
[The wildest dog in Japan]: Because the anchor is very beautiful, some people watch the live broadcast while sleeping.
[Xiao Bawang]: Well, it sounds reasonable...but is she really sleeping?
[killme]: To tell you the truth, I have watched it for more than half an hour, and the host is indeed sleeping.
[Xiao Bawang]: ...How do you know she is not dead?
[killme]: Because her eyelids moved in the 17th minute, I thought she was going to wake up, but I was wrong.
[Little Overlord]: ... really insane! So what the hell are you looking at?
[Day Wildest Dog]: I want to know when she wakes up.
[Brother Grape]: Me too.
[Warm and warm] Enter the live broadcast room.
[Brother Grape]: Welcome.
[Warm and warm]: Thank you! What is live broadcast here?
[killme]: sleep.
[Day's wildest dog]: sleep.
[Xiao Bawang]: It is said that he is sleeping.
[Wuan Nuan Xi Xi]: ... and someone is watching the live broadcast while sleeping?
[Little Overlord]: I just asked this question.
[killme]: Because the anchor is very beautiful, some people watch the live broadcast while sleeping.
[Wuan Nuan Xi Xi]: ... You guys are so boring!
[killme]: Watching the live broadcast is originally because of boredom.
[Wuan Nuan Xi Xi]: Other anchors at least have some connotations, like food, outdoors, talent, and even games...
[The wildest dog in Japan]: What connotation does the anchor want? It is enough to have good looks.
[killme]: Yes.
[Warm and warm]: ... Are all men like this? As long as the woman has good looks? Is it too superficial?
[Little Overlord]: Indeed...
[killme]: Why superficial?
[Warm and warm]: Have you never heard of a word? Good-looking skins are the same, but interesting souls are one in a million!
[killme]: Nonsense! Everyone likes a good-looking skin, and an interesting soul is probably because you think it is interesting.
[Little Overlord]: Cough! Don't make noise, don't make noise! In fact, I think what [Nuannuanxixi] said makes sense, but the reality is... good-looking is popular! If I live live and sleep, I guess I don’t even watch ghosts, who would understand my connotation?
[The wildest dog in Japan]: I just like beautiful ones, so why do you say I'm superficial?
[Chuchuchu] Enter the live broadcast room.
[Walk, walk, don't want to stop] Enter the live broadcast room.
[Brother Grape]: Welcome.
[Little Overlord]: [Brother Grape] Are you a robot?
[Wuan Nuan Xi Xi]: I like men with connotations, because good looks are born, but connotations are cultivated. I like men who work hard.
[Chu Chu Chu]: My Jinmen Wu Yanzu expressed dissatisfaction!
[Little Overlord]: I, Shencheng Zhou Fucheng, haven't spoken yet!
[Walking, walking, don't want to stop]: My Jinling little plum is here, and all the ugly ghosts will disperse!
[Chu Chu Chu]: Eunuch Li! You are here! Follow me into the palace to see the Queen Mother!
[The wildest dog in the day]: Hehe, let me give you a man who is full of poetry and books, but is 1.4 meters tall, bald, buck teeth, full of acne, and a mouth with bad breath that can give you a headache. Do you like it? Can you kiss me?
[Wuan Nuan Xi Xi]: ...This example is too extreme, it is not easy to find such a man.
[The wildest dog in Japan]: At least it is easier than finding such a beautiful female anchor.
[Xiao Bawang]: It's really... I don't think I have seen a more beautiful anchor than her on this live broadcast platform.
[killme]: So, you say it nicely, but it actually depends on your appearance.
[Wuan Nuan Xi Xi]: ...I didn't say that I don't care about appearance, but that I value connotation more than others!
[killme]: If a person's appearance doesn't attract you, how can you be interested in understanding his connotation?
[Walk around and don't want to stop]: What's there to be noisy about? Anyway, for me, the beauty of a girl is more important than anything else! As for men...
[Chuchuchu]: The standard of a man is very simple, Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian, money, money, money!
[Warm and warm]: What do you mean?
[Chuchuchu]: As beautiful as Pan An, as sexual as a donkey, as rich as Deng Tong, a rich man in the Han Dynasty, and have time to spend with women, only 5 points can be achieved... But as long as A lot of money, starting from 6 cents! "
[Warm and warm]: Superficial! Vulgar! Ignore you!
[Warm and warm] Exit the live broadcast room.