Chapter 538: The Boys Here
Zhang Zian settled his lunch outside, and it was already afternoon when he returned to the shop.
Wang Qian and Li Kun went back to school to prepare for the make-up exam. Lu Yiyun took a nap while leaning on his arms, which may be the reason why he stayed up late yesterday to make up for the make-up exam.
Anyway, there were no customers in the store, so Zhang Zian didn't wake her up, but quietly went back inside.
"Quack! What did you go out for so early in the morning? Why didn't you tell me?" Richard flapped his wings and landed on his shoulders, "When I wake up, I won't be able to see you."
Zhang Zian left in a hurry in the morning, and Wang Qian and Li Kun were also cleaning in the room at the time, so he didn't have time to tell the elves the reason for his going out.
Instead of explaining, he first thanked Xinghai who was playing hide-and-seek, "Xinghai, thank you."
Wendy and Meiduan ran in two directions respectively, Xinghai hesitated which one to chase first, and looked sideways at him when he heard the words, "Meow? Why did Zian say thank you?"
"If it wasn't for your hint, I wouldn't be able to catch this elf even if I broke my leg." Zhang Zian smiled, "By the way, Xinghai, were you hinting at me this morning?"
Wendy lowered her head near the pet's bathroom and let out a meow. Xinghai immediately chased after her, "Meow~"
Well, let this be the default.
"Gah? There's a new elf? You are a heartless man who loves the new and dislikes the old, ruins my youth, loses my energy, and wastes my money!" Richard chattered endlessly.
Lao Cha, who was watching TV, turned off the TV, straightened his clothes, "Zian, who is the spirit here, let me see you quickly."
Fina flicked her tail lazily and said, "I think my cat clan is going to grow stronger again. Congratulations."
"I hope it's a female." Snow Lion added, "It's best not to compete with my old lady for raw beef brisket!"
Fimas yawned, woke up from sleep, shook his head to dispel sleepiness, and looked at Zhang Zian curiously.
"No, the new elves are neither cats nor dogs..." Zhang Zian said.
"That's the big bird?" Richard put in.
"It's not a big bird or a small bird. It's not a bird at all, but a monkey." Zhang Zian said, observed that Lu Yiyun was still dozing off, and pointed his phone at the open space in front of him and clicked "Release".
move the phone away,
The Molecular Monkey crouched on the ground, holding the scarlet unnamed book, looking nervously at the store and the other elves.
"Huh? This monkey still wears glasses? It looks very knowledgeable, and it feels smarter than you." Richard squinted at Zhang Zian, then fell in front of Molecular Monkey, keeping a certain safe distance, cheap Said calmly: "Come on, little monkey, give me a smile!"
Molecular Monkey held up the unnamed book in fear and stood in front of him like a shield. His two round brown eyes were full of aura, as if he could speak.
"Come and laugh! You won't get pregnant if you laugh!" Richard is a typical bully. At first, he was worried that this molecular monkey would be wild. After all, monkeys are also one of the natural enemies of birds in the wild, but seeing The Molecular Monkey was young and looked weak and deceitful, but he immediately became more courageous and approached the Molecular Monkey step by step.
The Molecular Monkey squealed in fright, and backed away holding the unnamed book.
"Say a few words less, aren't you scared when you don't see it? Don't scare it." Zhang Zian couldn't stand it anymore, stretched out his hand and pushed Richard aside, knelt down and said gently to Molecular Monkey: "Hello, I'm Zhang Zian, this is my pet shop, can you tell me your name?"
"This is my shrine!" Fina said unhappily.
Molecular Monkey looked at Zhang Zian and then at Fina, as if he was a little confused.
"Name, my name is Zhang Zian, what's your name?" Zhang Zian pointed to himself, then to it.
"Squeak!" Molecular Monkey scratched his head.
Old Cha took a breath and said in surprise, "Zian, this monkey can't talk?"
Zhang Zian has also noticed this. Even Xinghai, who is the least talkative, would at least say "Don't touch me" when he first came to the pet shop, but this monkey was obviously very scared, but he couldn't say to Richard, "Don't come here." " and so on, it will only keep backing away, and it will only squeak when asked its name.
"Quack! An elf that can't talk? How weak! I take back what I said just now, it seems that you are still smarter than it - how stupid do you have to be to not be able to talk?" Richard flew to Zhang Zian again Shoulder, "But since it's here, it must have a name, right? Otherwise it would be too inconvenient."
This cheap bird parrot finally said something reasonable, Zhang Zian also felt that he should give it a name, so he asked everyone for their opinions, "What do you think is a better name for it?"
"Quack! I'm a big dick, let me say it first!" Richard had been waiting for him to ask this question, and said first: "My uncle came up with a good name, which just fits it!"
Zhang Zian stared at Richard suspiciously, "Isn't it another dirty name like Jeff Richardson or Richard Jeffson?"
"No, my uncle is serious." Richard said solemnly, "How about calling it 'Zhou Xingxing'?"
"Aren't you afraid that Xing Ye's fans will beat you out of shit!" Zhang Zian complained.
Richard explained: "You idiot, don't be impatient, listen to my uncle first, this has nothing to do with Star Lord or anything like that!"
"Then talk about it, if it doesn't make sense, I'll beat you out of shit for Master Xing's fans." Zhang Zian said with his arms folded, with a hundred disbeliefs in his heart.
"First of all, it's an orangutan, so it's okay to call it 'star'?" Richard said.
Zhang Zian interrupted it, "There is a big problem! It's not an orangutan, it's a monkey!"
"Quack! What's the difference? Orangutans, monkeys, and humans are all similar to me." Richard rolled his eyes.
"I feel deeply insulted—but let's put this aside for now, why is it named Zhou? Don't say it's a coincidence." Zhang Zian decided that if he couldn't explain why, he would hang him first. for two hours.
Richard blinked and said meaningfully: "My uncle thinks that this monkey is not smart enough, so it may be from Zhoukoudian, so the surname should be Zhou."
"Oh." Zhang Zian nodded, and turned his eyebrows coldly at Richard: "How dare you take advantage of the people of the capital... Hurry up and apologize to the people of the capital!"
"Quack!" Richard, who had succeeded in making a joke, fluttered his wings and landed on the high shelf, scratching the feathers on his chest in leisure time.
Zhang Zian looked for a feather duster, but couldn't find it, so he had to let it go for the time being.
Having said that, could it be that this cheap parrot is really a prophecy, and the origin of Molecular Monkey is Zhoukoudian... No, how could it be possible!
Zhang Zian is terrified when he thinks carefully, if Molecule Monkey really came from Zhoukoudian, then things will be a big deal—in terms of seniority, he may have to respect Molecular Monkey as his ancestor... It's not very nice to invite an old man to come home wonderful!
Although Molecule Monkey couldn't speak, it seemed to understand the conversation between Zhang Zian and Richard. Knowing that Richard was just joking and wouldn't really hurt it, a naive smile appeared on his face, and his expression relaxed a lot.
"Zian, it is indeed more convenient to give it a name. Didn't you give Xinghai a name before, so give it another name." Femas suggested.
Old Cha also agreed with Fei Masi's opinion, "Zian, it's up to you to give it a name."
Zhang Zian smiled wryly, he was the least good at naming Xinghai. He didn't know how many billions of brain cells died when he named Xinghai before he managed to come up with a name that satisfied it. Xinghai can talk, can express his opinion, and told Zhang Zian that it likes a "bigger" name, but this molecular monkey can't speak, how to give it a suitable name?
Names are important, and he doesn't want to give it a random name.
"Do you have any suggestions? Shut up!" Zhang Zian looked around at the elves, and then glared at Richard, who was about to move.
"Meow meow! I think it should be called 'Book Monkey'!" Snow Lion expressed his opinion.
Zhang Zian complained: "This is based on your common name, right? It doesn't have to be a monkey in the book, and besides, it can't be regarded as a name!"
Fina yawned, closed her eyes and continued to sleep, expressing her attitude with her actions - she was not interested in such boring things.
Old Cha pondered for a moment, then smiled and said, "How about calling it 'Wukong'?"
"Cough! Why are you joking, Mr. Cha? It didn't jump out of a rock..." Zhang Zian spread his hands helplessly, "But at least it's a normal name."
"Zian, where did you find it?" Femas asked.
"Library." Zhang Zian replied, and gave a general description of what happened today.
"Its characteristic is 'my life has a limit, but a book has no limit'?" Femas asked again.
"Yes." Zhang Zian said.
Femas thought for a while and suggested, "How about calling it 'Wuya'?"
boundless...
This name is high-end and classy. It seems that those named "Wu X" in martial arts novels are more stupid. If you add "Zi" after "Wu Ya", it will be even more awesome... I just don’t know if Mr. Jin will agree. Will ask for copyright fees from it...
"Squeak!"
Molecular Monkey shook his head desperately.
"You don't like this name?" Zhang Zian asked.
Molecular Monkey nodded.
"Okay, let me think about it again..."
Except for Fina, all the elves present expressed their opinions, but none seemed suitable.
Zhang Zian was racking his brains to think, Xinghai ran after Wendy, "Meow ~ Zian, it has a name!"
He was startled when he heard the words, and wondered where did Molecule Monkey get its name?
Xinghai ran away before he could ask.
wrong!
Zhang Zian suddenly realized that the Molecular Monkey did have a name, and it was the name it gave itself. He actually forgot about it...
So, he smiled and said, "Let's get to know each other again! My name is Zhang Zian, hello, π!"
"Squeak!"
The Molecular Monkey was so excited that it scratched its ears and cheeks, and its eyes glowed brilliantly.
Zhang Zian knew that he had guessed correctly, its name was indeed π, the boy π.