Chapter 318 No Offense

In the morning, the phone alarm rang on time.

Song Bai turned over, stretched his arms and fumbled to turn off the alarm, lying on the bed like a dead fish, his arms drooping weakly, waiting for the second ringing in ten minutes. As a v1ogger, he can be regarded as half a digital geek, and the common problem of digital geeks is that they are night owls. The more energetic they become at night, but it is very painful to get up in the morning.

It's just that before the second alarm rang, his fingers hanging at the corner of the bed rubbed against something with a lot of hair.

He was startled, opened his eyes suddenly, his heart missed half a beat! All the horror movies I watched in the past flooded into my mind, and I replaced myself as the unlucky protagonist in the horror movie.

When he saw clearly what was in front of him covered in cold sweat, he realized that his hand was right on Heihua's back.

Hei Hua curled up lazily, opened his eyes to look, and then closed them indifferently—this guy's sleepiness is somewhat similar to Song Bai's.

Cats can stay in bed, but Song Bai can't. He has to go to work to support himself, pay rent, and use the little spare money to buy new digital equipment.

After a long absence, he canceled the alarm in advance, pressed the computer's power button, put on his clothes and walked to the kitchen, gurgling a glass of cold water, and regained consciousness a little. Back in the bedroom, Hei Hua was still sleeping in the cat's litter.

Hei Hua seems to be much more obedient than Song Bai imagined, he likes to play skateboards, he is not interested in digital products full of tables, and he also likes cat litters.

Song Bai yawned and scratched his head, leaving a lot of dandruff, but he ignored it.

The computer has started up and entered the desktop.

There is still some time before going to work, he habitually moves a ladder to enter YouTube, logs in to the background analysis tool, and observes the subscription volume of v1og.

"Number of subscriptions 2726,

Hmm..." he thought back, "74 more than yesterday...not bad. "

Not only is it not bad, it seems to be the highest single-day growth record since he started playing v1og... However, the number of subscriptions is also related to the name of the video. Faster, so you can't assert anything from this alone.

Clicking on the latest issue of "over the great a11", he saw that the number of views is currently 357, the number of "likes" is 77, and the number of people who click "dislike" is 28. In terms of proportion, countless "likes" " or " step on " are higher than usual.

Generally speaking, it’s okay for people to watch a video, and they will immediately be attracted to another video. Unless they really like or hate it, they will click “like” or “dislike”. On average, less than one person out of ten viewers will "like" or "dislike", and the ratio of "like" and "dislike" for this video is close to 1/3 of the total number of viewers, which is an unusually high rate. Proportion.

Song Bai glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer. It only took 12 hours for the upload to be completed. Usually, his newly released vlog video has about two to three hundred views in 24 hours.

He suppressed his excitement, scrolled down the page, and saw the audience's message.

One comment at the top read: "Wow! Awesome! Is this real? Is it true? Can anyone tell me if this is true?"

There are 5 replies under this message:

1. "Wake up!"

2. "Clearly false."

3. "The brain is a good thing, I hope you can carry it with you."

4. "I think it's true. Their dancing process is very coherent, and there is no trace of editing."

Regarding the fourth reply, someone replied half-jokingly: "Yes, I also feel very coherent when I watch porn, and I can't see the traces of editing. I used to be deeply and persistently frustrated because I didn't have those hunks."

Song Bai smiled knowingly, as a man, he understood this witty reply in seconds.

He moved his eyes down and continued to browse other messages.

The second message: "I don't intend to offend, but judging from the video, the shooter and location are all in China, which makes me doubt its authenticity."

There are two replies under the message:

1. "Dude, you speak from my heart."

2. "No offense, but you know the word I hate? 'No offense'!"

Song Bai's good mood suddenly fell to the bottom.

He took a deep breath, turned his gaze out of the window, and calmed down his breath.

To be honest, he wasn't surprised that the authenticity of the video was questioned. If he hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that a group of kittens could dance in unison while stepping on drums.

It's okay to question normally, he can accept it! In fact, almost every popular video on YouTube will be questioned about its authenticity. People are suspicious of things they don't see with their own eyes, and that's fine, that's okay.

However, the reason for questioning is simply because the video shooter is from China, which makes him feel very angry!

This is not the first time he has encountered this kind of situation. He once thought that he had already developed a certain immunity to such malicious messages, but at this moment he was so depressed that he vomited blood and reminded him - no, he still couldn't calm down.

The 28 "stomps" were obviously all done by doubters.

This rude and unreasonable message also irritated others. The second responder commented on the "no offense" comment because he couldn't understand the superior tone of the commenter, and used the commenter's sentence pattern to satirize the commenter.

Song Bai also heard that many American middle school students hate the sentence "No offense, but..." because when you say "No offense", followed by "But" means that you are about to offend others up. This is a sentence pattern that thinks it is polite but is actually very impolite.

Heihua opened her eyes, bowed her waist and yawned, jumped out of the cat's nest, trotted out of the room, and went straight to the litter box placed in the toilet. Song Bai was also worried about whether to teach Heihua how to use the litter box, which seemed to be overthinking. Heihua had already gotten used to the same type of litter box and cat litter in the pet store, which saved a lot of trouble.

After a while, Song Bai adjusted his mood by diverting his attention, and focused his attention on the comments again.

The third comment: "Anyone else drawn to that kitten on the cover like me?"

Here are two replies:

1. "I am. The black kitten is very cute, and the action of touching the camera is also very cute."

2, "Me too, it's so cute! My heart is melting! Also, have you noticed that this black kitten also appeared in the video, the second row and third among the group of kittens One. I watched the whole video several times, and I was attracted the first time. When I watched the second and third times, my eyes were always fixed on this black kitten."

After Hei Hua solved her physical problems in the litter box, she ran over erratically, rubbed against the trouser legs of his home clothes a few times, then meowed twice, raised her head and looked at him, as if she wanted to eat breakfast.

Song Bai bent down and scratched its small face with his fingers, "Heihua, you already have fans from abroad."

Heihua couldn't understand what he said, she tilted her head and stared at him dissatisfied, as if to say: What are fans? What can I eat?

"Okay, okay, I'll make you breakfast right away," he laughed.

Song Bai glanced at the time again, usually he can continue to dawdle for a while before making breakfast, but today he has to prepare food for the whole day for Hei Hua, so he can only turn off the computer in advance. Not counting last night, today is his first day of officially raising a cat. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and he doesn't want to make time too tight.

He made fried rice from last night's leftover rice, together with an egg and a sausage, and filled his stomach in threes and fives. When eating breakfast, Heihua kept rubbing against his legs to eat. He thought about how to use the automatic feeder, filled the feeder with cat food, replaced the drinking basin with fresh cool white flowers, and said hello to Heihua, telling him to take care of the house and avoid causing trouble. Change clothes and go out.

When he arrived at the company, his mood still hadn't completely improved.

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