Chapter 155: Cloud Raises a Dog

Working hours.

Liu Sanlang glanced at the cute selfie avatar in the QQ avatar list, pressed win+l to lock the system, stood up and went to the coffee machine to pour coffee. The free coffee provided by the company is not delicious, but at least it can refresh your mind, which is very helpful for him who deals with code all day long.

After pouring the coffee, he was about to go back to his seat to see if she had replied. When he turned his head, he noticed that the company's new intern, Ye Yu, was playing with his mobile phone again, and a female intern, Beifeng, was watching.

Liu Sanlang frowned in dissatisfaction, and coughed in a low voice, hoping to arouse their attention and stop playing with their mobile phones. If the boss patrols and finds out, they may have no hope of staying in the company.

It's a pity that Ye Yu played with the phone more and more vigorously. He tapped his thumbs frantically on the screen, beaming with joy. He didn't know what he was playing, and Bei Feng was also excitedly pointing at the side. He didn't hear Liu Sanlang's cough reminder at all.

Liu Sanlang looked around and confirmed that there was no sign of the boss, so he walked over and tapped Ye Yu's desk with his knuckles, "Hey, what are you doing? You are not allowed to rank in the company!"

Ye Yu was startled, the phone slipped and fell to the ground. Beifeng sticks out his tongue, and quickly slips away.

Liu Sanlang's heart tightened. Looking at them like this, they couldn't be the so-called office couples, right? Ye Yu is so indifferent, how dare a rabbit eat the grass by the side of the nest?

"I'm sorry, senior, I don't dare anymore!" Ye Yu didn't bother to pick up the phone, stood up and bowed her head embarrassedly.

"Fortunately, I saw it. If the boss saw it, think about the consequences." Liu Sanlang said earnestly, assuming the posture of a senior.

He and Ye Yu graduated from the same university and college, so Ye Yu has been called a "senior" since he entered the company as an intern. This made Liu Sanlang very useful, and reminded him from time to time, including this time.

"I'm really sorry, thank you senior!" Ye Yu hurriedly nodded and bowed, "I promise it will never happen again!"

"Well, it's good to know." Liu Sanlang bent down to help him pick up the phone from the ground, "I think you're too focused, it's dangerous."

What the phone displayed was not the game screen, but a list of photos of dogs on the screen - this kind of dog Liu Sanlang had seen in the community, it seemed to be called a schnauzer, and it looked like a white-bearded grandfather.

"What are you doing? Are you still selling dogs part-time?" He asked puzzled.

"No, how can I..." Ye Yu looked around shyly, and said in a low voice, "Senior, I'm just telling you,

Don't spread the word. I'm using a dog to pick up girls..."

"Huh?" Liu Sanlang opened his mouth wide, his hands trembled, half of the coffee spilled out.

"To tell the truth, I have been single for 23 years, and I desperately want to get out of the singles, so I made this decision." Ye Yu was even more embarrassed, and said with a blushing face, "If I don't get out of the singles, I will become a leftover man. "

"Wait a minute, tell me clearly, what's going on?" Liu Sanlang asked impatiently.

Ye Yu was stunned, "Senior, do you have to say it now? What if the boss comes over?"

"Boss is a fart! Tell me!"

"Uh... alright."

Liu Sanlang's attitude changed so quickly, Ye Yu was extremely puzzled. He thought for a while and said, "Senior, you know that many girls like small animals, right? Kittens and puppies. I went to a pet store to buy a puppy, and that's what I thought - to post a dog on the Internet. Photos are used to attract fans, to get close to girls, and to increase the chance of meeting girls by walking the dog..."

"Did it succeed?" Liu Sanlang asked.

"Cough... this..." Ye Yu stammered.

"Say it!"

"To tell you the truth, the plan to walk the dog failed. After I bought the dog, I found out that the dog walkers are all old men, old ladies and middle-aged people. There are not many girls who walk the dog... I am almost on my horse now." I have become a friend of middle-aged women in the community!" Ye Yu said dejectedly.

"..."

"However, I inquired about it. In fact, many girls keep dogs, but they just find it troublesome, so they push the task of walking the dog to their parents or grandparents." Ye Yu cheered up and said, "And now it's popular to raise cats in the cloud. He Yun raises a dog, do you know?"

"Yunyang cat and Yunyang dog?" Liu Sanlang seemed to have heard these two words before, but he never paid attention to them.

"That is to say, because of the busy life and work, many people don't have time to keep cats and dogs, so they drool at other people's cats and dogs on the Internet, imagining that they are their own cats and dogs." Ye Yu explained .

"So? Are you using a dog to get a girl?" Liu Sanlang became impatient.

"There is hope—that's all I can say." Ye Yu looked at Beifeng's back treacherously, "Why do seniors care about this? Seniors should have a girlfriend, right?"

Liu Sanlang said vaguely: "Well, yes..."

He turned around in a daze, took two steps, and then turned around and said, "Don't play with your phone anymore! I want to pick up girls and go home! If the boss sees it, don't blame me for not reminding you."

"I understand!" Ye Yu assured.

Holding the half-spilled coffee, Liu Sanlang returned to his seat, entered the password to unlock the system, and looked at the cute selfie profile picture in the QQ profile picture list again. The name under the profile picture was - "Shishi".

In the morning, he carefully sent a message to Shishi: Shishi, is your computer okay? I haven't asked you since I reinstalled the system for you last time. If you have any questions, you can always reach me.

He and Shishi belonged to the same company, but they were not in the same department. It was difficult to meet them, and they couldn't say a few words when they met. Shishi usually gets tired of being with Zhao Qi and other close girlfriends, and only thinks of Liu Sanlang when the computer breaks down.

It's not that Liu Sanlang has never thought about it, maybe he is really cheap, and he is obviously not interested in him, why is he rushing to please her? But every time he saw her cute smile, his defenses collapsed again.

beep!

Shishi's profile picture flickered.

Liu Sanlang quickly clicked on her profile picture with the speed of being single for many years, and then stared at the pop-up dialog box with the eyes of a traveler in the desert seeing an oasis-this series of actions did not even go through brain thinking.

Shishi: No problem.

It is such a simple three words, it seems that saying one more word is a waste.

Liu Sanlang was thinking ecstatically, did she mean that the computer is fine, or - it's fine, I'll come to you if I need something?

He hoped it was the latter.

If only her words could be expressed in simple 0s and 1s.

correct! He clicked on the picture that Shishi had just updated and said, there was a speech in it and a selfie with scissors hands--so annoying, another best friend has become a cat slave! Can we still have fun together!

so cute! He stared blankly at the way she pouted.

He carefully sent another message: Shishi, do you hate cats?

I thought I would have to wait for a few more hours, but it turned out that it came back almost instantly-it's so annoying! The girlfriends were all snatched away by cats!

He sent again: Then do you hate dogs?

After waiting for a while this time, Shishi wrote back——Dog, if it is a cute type, I don’t hate it.

He sent again: Do you have a dog?

Shishi: No, keeping cats and dogs is very troublesome.

Liu Sanlang thought of the "cloud raises cats and cloud raises dogs" mentioned just now, and immediately pulled down the contact list, found Ye Yu's network id from the bottom—— Great Chief Thunder Bluff, and sent a message asking: Where did you buy your dog? ? I...my friend also wants to learn how you pick up girls.

My friend, my neighbor, my colleague, my classmate... This series is indeed omnipotent.

all broken

The ids of the 6th, 11th, and 28th floors of the Longtao Building were selected. Among them, Yang Sanlang on the 6th floor was changed to Liu because the plot of Chapter 35 mentioned that the person who had a crush on Shishi was named Liu. The sad wind id on the 28th floor... I have no right to understand.