Chapter 154 I Want to Recite a Poem

Wang Qian and Li Kun were picking up the broken glass on the floor with a broom and dustpan. The rubber gloves in the pet bathroom were just used to prevent accidentally cutting their hands. Zhang Zian stepped on the cat food and dog food all over the floor, searched through the messy pet supplies area and consumables area, picked out the undamaged goods, and cleaned up the rest in a while, otherwise it would be smelly in a few days up.

"Is the store manager there?"

As soon as Zhang Zian heard this voice, he knew it was the anchor Xiaoxue.

"Inside," he said.

"Wow!" As soon as Xiaoxue came in, she was taken aback by the messy scene, and it seemed that Zhang Zian and the others had already cleaned up part of it, so it was hard to imagine what it was like before.

"Mr. Store Manager, are you okay?" She looked at Zhang Zian worriedly.

"It's okay, are you here for the live broadcast?" Zhang Zian stood up from a squatting position.

"Is it okay? If it's inconvenient..." Xiaoxue hesitated.

Zhang Zian put the two intact cans of cat food back on the shelf, "It's not inconvenient."

"Oh, then I'll broadcast it live."

Xiaoxue launched the live broadcast app.

"Hi everyone, I'm Xiaoxue, welcome to my live broadcast room! Our slogan is eat, drink, play, have fun, be, Binhai..." Before she finished her slogan, the audience poured into the live broadcast room It has exceeded 10,000, and it is still rising!

It is conceivable that these are all attracted by the videos on AB Station and Weibo.

"Where is the great master of martial arts?"

"We want to see the great master of martial arts!"

"I don't care, I don't want a grand master of martial arts, I want a store manager who is a sexual harasser and fraudster!"

"The anchor is very beautiful! It's my favorite type!"

Xiaoxue pointed the camera at the messy ground at the right time, and said: "Xiaoxue is now in the Qiyuan pet store, and everyone can see that something happened in the store."

She moved the phone slowly, and the shooting target changed from the ground to the rickety, smashed and deformed shelves, then to the overturned cash register, and then to the shattered floor-to-ceiling glass door...

"Damn! It's so miserable!"

"It doesn't look fake..."

"Nonsense! It wasn't fake in the first place,

I've been to this store too! "

"Is this offending someone..."

"Xiaoxue, is the store manager really alright?"

Xiaoxue pointed the camera at Zhang Zian, "Mr. Store Manager, please say a few words to everyone."

Zhang Zian walked over, made a V-sign gesture towards the camera, and said, "I have left the cabin and feel good. Please rest assured, the people of the motherland!"

"Damn! Seeing that the store manager is still so cheating, I really feel relieved!"

"This is the legendary Wing Chun Grandmaster? It doesn't look like it!"

"You can't judge people by their appearance, do you understand?"

"Xiaoxue, ask the store manager if she would sexually harass Wing Chun!"

Xiaoxue was actually quite concerned, so she asked, "Mr. Store Manager, many people say that you are the great master of Wing Chun. Is it true?"

Zhang Zian nodded seriously, "That's right."

"Is it fake? The real grand master will definitely be humble at this time."

"Can the store manager perform a show? Whether it is true or not, it will be clear after a show."

Zhang Zian cleared his throat and said: "Performance is impossible because there is no opponent. The last batch of seven people who invited me to perform have already laid down and went out. In the past, my opponents were like Qing, but now the grave is full of green grass!"

The audience is outraged!

"Damn it! He even recited poems on horseback!"

"I want to recite a poem too, okay?"

"No, violent poetry is not allowed!"

"..."

"Xiaoxue, we don't want to see the fraudulent store manager's pretentious face anymore, let's see if the pets in the store are injured!"

Xiaoxue turned the camera back to the inside of the store.

For the convenience of cleaning, the still intact display cabinets have been moved to the side of the wall. The puppies were frightened last night, and today they are a little depressed. They all huddled in the corner with their heads down, and the kittens were also a little uneasy.

"Poor little ones."

"Yeah, it must be that the manager of the store pretended to be too aggressive and suffered retribution, and in the end, these cuties were implicated."

"Xiaoxue, I will tip some money, deduct half of the platform points, and pass the rest to the store manager for me. But you have to tell him that this is not for him, but for the pets in the store." Someone called Rewarded.

"Count me in." [The Lonely Illustrator] tipped a bear paw and left a message

"Although I hate the sexual harassment of the store manager, I can't bear the homelessness of the pets in the store." [Coastal Aboriginal] rewarded ten bear paws and left a message.

"The local tyrants are making a move!"

"Looking at Shenhao!"

[Binhai Aboriginal]: "It's not a local tyrant, it's an aborigine!"

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A large number of tips frequently floated across the screen, and the density was higher than any of Xiaoxue's previous live broadcasts.

Xiaoxue was a little overwhelmed, staring blankly at the phone, and it took a while to come back to her senses, and said in a panic: "Mr. Store Manager, lend me a calculator!"

Wang Qian and Li Kun turned the cash register table over. Although it was hit by golf clubs several times, the basic function of the table was still usable. Calculator, start counting and counting the number of rewards from netizens.

Zhang Zian wanted to remind you that you idiots don't know how to set up an Alipay account to tip, so as not to be deducted by the platform in half, but after thinking about it, he swallowed his words. Frequent large rewards can play a role in promoting Xiaoxue's live broadcast room, and the viewers who were watching the live broadcast in other rooms will also be attracted. The pros and cons can basically offset each other.

"Mr. Store Manager, I have calculated the money that everyone gave to the pet shop." Xiaoxue waved to him, motioning for him to come and see.

"Really? How many are there?" Zhang Zian immediately put down what he was doing and walked over.

Xiaoxue looked at the records written on the paper and said, "There are 27 bear paws, 45 hairy crabs, and 614 five-nut mooncakes. The total is 34,570 yuan..."

"So much!" Zhang Zian became excited all of a sudden, "Am I already an Internet celebrity? Do you want to open a live broadcast room and just lie down and collect money?"

Xiaoxue's live broadcast hadn't stopped yet, and the audience immediately started cursing.

"You fraudulent store manager live broadcast can only be shown to ghosts!"

"Xiaoxue, I regret it now, can I get my money back?"

Xiaoxue explained: "34570 yuan, half of which is 17285 after the live broadcast platform is divided. Everyone said that this money cannot be handed over to you, and I will keep it for the time being." She did not mention the issue of tax deduction, because she planned to Make this up.

Depend on! Zhang Zian is very depressed, am I so untrustworthy?

I heard that some Internet celebrities receive tens of millions of rewards, and can earn a house a day. I don’t know if it’s true or not. Seeing that the popularity of Xiaoxue's live broadcast room is not low, why is it different from the legendary one? Sure enough, it's because those are big national anchors and Xiaoxue is just a small local anchor?

Although he was laughing and joking on the surface, there was warmth in his heart. Those viewers who bickered with him on the live broadcast platform all day long actually regarded him as a friend.

"No need." He shook his head and refused, "I'm not rejecting everyone's kindness, it's just that there are more stray cats and dogs waiting to be rescued outside, so let's spend the money on them."

Laocha, who closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, opened his eyes slightly. Although it was very weak, he did feel that the chivalrous spirit was re-condensing in the small shop. It is chivalrous to draw swords to help when the road is injustice, and it is also chivalrous to help one side in trouble.

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It seems that some readers raised objections to the ultraviolet vision in Chapter 151?

Cats have ultraviolet vision and can see the ultraviolet spectrum emitted by the urine of other animals to avoid enemies and hunt. For details, please refer to page 25 of the September 2015 issue of "Pet World·Cat Fans".

For the sake of being so serious, how about some monthly tickets?