I Like Carving

Chapter 413 I like carving

Fatty fell to the ground, and simply closed his eyes and passed out: How can there be such a bully who is obviously very strong, but he pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger, and he doesn't bring such a bully.

All the fat guys fainted decisively. If I can't beat them, can't I escape? ! Fortunately, I went down the mountain today to find Ruhua and used up all the gold coins, so no one else could find anything even if they searched. As a promising bandit, especially in this bandit-infested place. He is very defensive!

"Did you just faint?" Yifeng looked at the fat man who had just fainted with one kick in astonishment, and he couldn't believe that his strength had improved so fast. He remembered that this kick was obviously useless! How could a teacher-level master faint? !

Yifeng looked helplessly at the unbeaten fat man in front of him, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "People say that he is fat and thick, and it doesn't hurt when he is beaten. How come it is useless to you?"

Yifeng was very annoyed, he finally found a living person who could just make up for his lack of road blindness. In addition to the fact that the fat man robbed him ferociously, wouldn't it be best to let the fat man be the guide?

This is not often written in novels. The hero is robbed by the robber, the hero is very handsome and beats the robber, and then accepts the robber as a slave to serve the hero. Yifeng felt that he was the number one hero in the world now, and the fat man in front of him was the most evil bandit in the world.

"Hey, Fatty, if you don't wake up, I will pee on you, cough, I forgot to bring a chamber pot when I came out, and I love the environment too much and don't like to defecate anywhere. So, your mouth is a good choice .” Yifeng looked at the fat man and said.

This sentence made the fat man's eyelashes tremble twice, but his eyes were still closed, and there was no possibility of waking up.

Yifeng looked at the fat man's eyelashes moving, and he was furious: Damn, this fat man is cheating! ***, I really thought that my strength had skyrocketed, and this light kick could knock the teacher unconscious. I didn't expect this to be a lie? ! If he were to fight against the contemporary successor of Jingyun Sect and overestimated his own strength, wouldn't this make him lose? ! This fat man is too bad, he must be a spy sent by Jingyun sect.

snort! Yifeng hated spies the most, and he felt that there was no reason to let the fat man go.

Yifeng took out the Xianhu Sword from his pocket, stroked the fat man's face lightly, and muttered to himself: "Hey, I don't have any hobbies, I just like to carve? I just don't know that this fat face What is good to engrave? The cat in Chun? Or the wolf in Lang? This makes it difficult for people to choose!"

Yifeng's words made Fatty's body shudder. He knew he couldn't pretend anymore, so he quickly opened his eyes and couldn't help cursing in his heart: "Damn it, a master came out to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. Did they It's so boring!" "That... big brother, you have something to say, don't use knives or guns, it's so dangerous!" The fat man used his fingers to push aside the sword Yifeng put on his face, and said flatteringly.

"Dangerous? No, I think my carving skills are very good. If you don't believe me, let's try!" Yi Feng said with a smile while looking at the fat man.

The fat man almost wanted to cry, how did he meet such a evil star, let alone make him sick to death, and now he wants to use his face as a sculpture? Isn't this sincere bullying?

"Brother, I'll give you money, please let me go!" the fat man wailed with a wry smile.

"Money?! How much are you and me?" Yifeng looked at the fat man with a smile, "I don't like it if I don't have it?"

"Well……"

The fat man wanted to cry, if he had known, he would not have spent his money on that girl Ru Hua, his daily gold coins were counted on his body, and now he still has two under his feet when he goes out. no more! Obviously, two gold coins can't defeat this evil star.

"Master... please do me a favor. I have a hundred-year-old mother and a newborn child, please let me go!" The fat man threw himself at Yifeng's feet and cried.

"Century-year-old mother?! Your mother gave birth to you at the age of seventy? Tsk tsk, your mother is so awesome, she still has the ability to give birth at that time!" Yifeng looked at the fat man with admiration, admiring her strong mother .

"Well……"

The fat man wanted to cry, but he never thought that he would have such a grammatical flaw when he often listened to what others said. Why didn't he notice it before? ! It hurts that every time he hears it, he can't help but overflow with sympathy!

"Master! I..."

Fatty wiped his tears and snot, and was about to say something, but Yifeng pointed his sword at his throat, and he stopped quickly.

Fatty looked at the icy cold sword in front of his eyes, and immediately stopped the big words below, and looked at Yifeng tremblingly.

"I'm not making things difficult for you, I'm just doing me a favor, and I'll let you go when the time comes!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man with a grin.

The fat man stared in horror at the Xianhu sword that was about to touch him, and said quickly, "What do you want me to do? You can do it!"

Only then did Yi Feng put away the Xianhu Sword, and smiled at the fat man, "You're smart! Are you familiar with the Jingyun Sect's mountain gate? Just take me there!"

Fatty was taken aback, he didn't expect such a simple thing, he looked at Yifeng strangely? Could this kid be blind? A place so famous as Jingyun Sect doesn't even know where to go!

Seeing the fat man looking straight at him, Yifeng blushed slightly, then pointed his sword at the fat man again and said angrily, "What are you looking at? Hmph, if you don't agree with me, I will play with carving now!"

"Agreed! Agreed!" Fatty was terrified and quickly nodded.

Only then did Yifeng take back the Xianhu sword, nodded in satisfaction and said, "It's not too bad, let's go! Lead the way forward!"

The fat man quickly got up and walked in front very interestingly, but Yi Feng didn't notice that the fat man in front of him rolled his eyes very much at this moment. As if thinking about something.

Seeing Fatty leading the way, Yifeng was in a good mood. I finally got rid of the miserable life of finding my way. This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that this fat man is too ugly, which makes Yi Feng very confident. With the fat man by his side, Yifeng felt that if there was a little girl on the road, he would be able to hook him up.

Didn't people say that safflower needs green leaves to come out? Fatty is that green leaf, with him by his side, Yifeng thinks he is the most handsome guy in the world, what kind of girl can't hook up with him? !

Thinking of this, Yifeng felt better!

Similarly, after the fat man in front saw him leading the way, the evil star didn't make things difficult for him, and he was also in a good mood, and his small eyes turned even more violently.

Yifeng frowned as he watched the fat man leading the way to the mountains. This fat man doesn't know how to play tricks, deliberately lead the wrong way? But thinking of the Xianhu sword in his hand, Yifeng felt that the fat man didn't have such courage.

It's just that, do you want to go to the deep mountains to go to the Jingyun sect? !

Just when Yifeng was thinking about something, the fat man took the initiative to say: "Master, do you want to choose a shortcut or a detour? If you go in, you will go through the deep mountains. We will turn to the left for the detour, but The journey is much longer.”

When Yi Feng heard what the fat man said, the doubts in his heart faded a lot, and he couldn't help laughing: "It's just a fat man, even if there are some tricks, can you be afraid that he won't succeed?" It's better if he doesn't play tricks!