Battle Against the Four Great Talents
Chapter 293: Battle against the Four Talents
"Brother Yi, that's the five monkeys! Let's kill him today!" The fat man walked up to a person carelessly.
Yifeng looked at the monkey, which was as skinny as a stick and could be blown down by a gust of wind, and said with a smile in his heart: "It's really worthy of the nickname monkey!"
"Fat pig, why are you blocking my way? Don't you still want to hit me?" Monkey laughed when he saw that the person blocking him was his own defeated opponent.
"Monkey, don't be complacent. In the past, you were able to defeat yourself by relying on the large number of people. But this time I invited Brother Yi. You are definitely not our opponent!" Fatty said proudly.
"Haha, fat pig. Your people have been looking for you wave after wave. Are you sure this time it's not a waste of money?" The scrawny monkey laughed, disdainful of the fat man.
"Hmph! Didn't you know it after you tried it, Brother Yi, show him some power!" The fat man obviously couldn't stand the monkey's provocation, and said to Yifeng.
"Let's get off the horse! Okay! Listen up! I'm going to tell you that it's so wet! 'The girl's surname is Qi, and she went up a tree to pick pears. The wind blew her skirt up, revealing something good.'" Yi Feng looked at it provocatively Monkey, get wet with yourself, isn't this just looking for a blow? !
"Pfft..." Yi Liu almost spit out the tea he was about to drink, and gave his second brother a thumbs up.
Damn, your competition is to compare Yanshi? !
After the fat man heard it, he laughed wildly and said: "Monkey, how is it? Is my brother a great talent?! Wetter than yin, I will win today!
Hou Zi finally looked at Yi Feng squarely, this talented man who has become so eloquent. He really can't compare! However, he couldn't stand the fat man's provocation!
"Fat pig, I'm afraid you won't make it. Listen carefully!" Last night I slept with my husband, and I was caught with my feet upside down when I ate the canal. Twist your waist. Qing Gelang is like a river boat that ran aground and only catches the rear boat! 'What did I do the day before yesterday, how about it?!" After the monkey finished reading, he looked at the fat man provocatively!
"Puff..." Just as the monkey finished speaking, the sound of falling to the ground continued. One by one, they looked at the ten people who were confronting each other in astonishment: Damn, what do these two bastards think of Shihui? How about a competition of erotic poetry? !
The two poems by Yifeng and Feng made all the talented women blush, and couldn't help but spit at several people!
And Xiao Gong, who was sitting on the rostrum, broke out in a cold sweat, and prayed in his heart: Young Master Feng. You don't really compete in pornographic poetry in poetry competitions? !
Xiao Gong saw that Yi Feng was about to speak, so he hurried over and said, "Young Master Feng, you must compare this one with the next one! Now is the Poetry Festival, there are so many talented men and women, you are so indecent!"
"Father! Xiao Gong, don't you tell me that you haven't made such a poem? Isn't pornographic poetry a part of poetry? Everyone is a man and understands it, so don't worry about it. Today I On behalf of Fatty, we must ruthlessly overthrow this group of people!"
Yi Feng's words immediately made Xiao Gong's face red, and the fat man who fell into trouble hissed: "Oh... So Xiao Gong is also a fellow!"
Yi Feng ignored Xiao Gong, turned his head and said to the monkey: "You still have some skills, then you listen carefully!" Teeth depend on Lang to fetch water, the more Lang supports the sister, the happier he is!'”
A few more people rushed to the ground, a good boat-rocking poem, read it under the current situation, immediately became a classic erotic poem! The men looked at Yifeng adoringly one by one, while the women spat at Yifeng with red faces one by one, but then they couldn't help turning their heads to look at Yifeng.
This made Yi Feng secretly laugh: It turns out that these talented women are all sullen types!
The monkey is obviously also a master at this, and without thinking, he opened his mouth and said: "'Brother Qing, don't break your slave body, you little thing...'"
However, before the monkey finished reading the poem, someone yelled, "Shut up!"
Yifeng and others turned their heads to look, and saw that the four great talents had already come down from the rostrum, among them, Murong Heida stared at the monkey fiercely!
Hou Zi was taken aback for a moment, he seemed to be afraid of Murong Heida, but actually stopped.
The four great talents took a few steps forward, walked up to the monkey and said, "Do you still know how to write Fenghua?"
When Yifeng heard this sentence, he immediately became unhappy. Didn't this bastard scold himself too?
Oh shit! What I hate the most are people with a good face. With my doctor's level, I can naturally see that the so-called four great talents have indulged too much. On the contrary, although Fatty and the others look wretched, they are full of yang!
As a man, Yifeng never hated men who are lustful. But I hate hypocrites very much. Especially pretending, so when he saw him scolding the monkey, he snorted and stood in front of the monkey and said lightly: "What?! What does our poetry have to do with you?"
The four great talents glanced at Yi Feng, their eyes were unpredictable, especially Yi Gaosheng, who vaguely knew Yi Feng's identity, and he also had a little understanding of Yi Feng's rumors. The whole family has discussed him several times!
Several people saw Xiao Gong's attitude towards Yi Feng, of course they didn't dare to scold Yi Feng, but their anger was vented on Monkey and Fatty!
"Hmph! It's a disgrace to us that low-class people like you can come to the poetry meeting!" Murong Heida said angrily, ignoring Yifeng's words at all!
"Damn! This young master hates pretending to be the most! Damn it, you hypocrite, you're going to be assed in front of me! Believe it or not, this young master will beat you up!"
This sentence immediately caused an uproar in the audience: Who is this kid? How dare you talk like that to the four great talents!
Although the four great talents were worried about Yifeng's ambiguous identity, how could they bear such provocation at the poetry meeting.
"What did you say?" Several people roared in unison.
"I said, you rubbish don't show yourself in front of me, get the hell out of here!"
Yifeng's words made Fatty and the others admire them extremely, and they felt very comfortable in their hearts. For these talented people who pretended to be compared, they wanted to scold them a long time ago, but they didn't dare because of their power. Now that someone stands up for them, everyone applauds!
"Okay, okay! You have the guts!" Murong Heida forgot that this was a poetry meeting, and his fighting spirit faintly rioted, obviously wanting to duel with Yifeng.
"Brother Murong! Don't..." Yi Gaosheng was horrified, and quickly stopped Murong Heida, but he knew how strong Yi Feng was! A person who can be severely injured at the king level, so Murong Heida is a fart? !
"Brother Murong, this is a poetry club, don't tell me you want to be a barbarian here!"
Yi Gaosheng's words brought Murong Heida back to his senses, he snorted, looked at Yifeng with a sneer and said, "If you're not a bastard, why don't you compete with me?"
"Competition?! Well, you can choose civil or military as you like! However, I like to raise the stakes!" Yi Feng said indifferently.
This sentence immediately caused everyone to look at Yifeng in astonishment. They never expected that Yifeng would really dare to accept this challenge from Murong Heida!
"Oh, that's right! If you think you're not enough by yourself. It's okay for you four bastards to go together. I don't care!"
Yifeng's added sentence made everyone sigh at Yifeng's arrogance, but at the same time they cursed at Yifeng's arrogance! The four great talents are famous all over the capital, and you, who only know how to make erotic poems, can you challenge? !