Chapter 392: Avengers Adventure! (Part 1)
"After I opened the door, I found that my body had changed. I became very short, and everything seemed to become very big. My hands became C-shaped, and my head became a cylinder, just like the common building blocks..."
Steve took a deep breath, and his memory gradually returned to the moment when he pushed the door open.
When Steve just walked in, he felt dazed for a moment, and then he found that his vision became lower. When he lowered his head, he saw that his body had turned into a cube.
At this time, he recalled the shape of the door handle he twisted. He shrugged and said, "Okay, building block man, I have played it too."
When the hazy light in front of him dissipated, he found that he appeared in a bright store. Steve walked in the store with interest, looking at the shelves made of small building blocks and the goods placed on them.
This was a very novel experience. He had never seen the world as a building block man, but the happy time passed quickly, and Steve suddenly heard a high-pitched scream.
He rolled on the spot reflexively and hid behind a large shelf. Then he heard a gunshot and a voice with an exaggerated tone sounded: "Take out all your money. You don't want to get shot now!"
Steve stuck his head out and saw a robber pointing a gun at the owner of the convenience store. He was about to run out to stop him, but he looked down at his C-shaped hand with no fingers at all. He looked around and saw the mop placed in the corner of the convenience store.
At the counter of the convenience store, the robber pointed a gun at the store owner and said, "I'm from Texas, you'd better not mess with me. I have an 800-acre farm there, and two rams that can give birth to 74 ewes!"
"You know what? If I pull the trigger and fire this shot, according to Texas law, I have to fill out a declaration form for the farmer's active defense agreement. Do you know how many regulations there are on it? There are a full 172! But I don't intend to abide by any of them, hahahaha!"
"Okay, now I'm going to shoot, what? You've already taken out the money, no! It's useless! Do you know where this is?!"
"Bang!" A mop slammed him directly against the wall, and the mop slowly fell down, revealing Steve's face.
At this moment, the glass window above Steve's head shattered with a "crash" sound, and a building block man in black landed in the room, saying: "Stop! You evil robber! I am Batman, I will make all criminals pay the price!"
"... Wait, why is he lying on the ground? Is this a new type of robbery?" The black man who called himself Batman looked down at the robber on the ground. Steve swung the mop and sighed:
"Thank goodness he likes to read such a long line before taking action like you, otherwise I would have no chance to knock him down."
"Oh, who are you? Wait... wait... I smell a familiar smell, that kind of annoying smell of truth, is your last name Kent?"
"... No, my last name is Rogers, who are you? Your name is Batman? This is a really strange name."...
"Yes, I am Batman." The black building block man walked forward, narrowed his eyes, showed a suspicious expression, and then said: "From the speed and strength of your swinging the mop just now, you should not be an ordinary person. Who are you? What is your purpose here?"
"Well, I am indeed not an ordinary person, but I came here to find something. Have you seen a key?"
"Key? What key do you mean? Is it a real key, a conceptual key, or a key in the philosophical sense?"
Steve thought the current scene was very funny, because he was trying to explain to a building block man what his purpose was, but the atmosphere on the scene forced him to treat this building block man with a serious attitude, because the whole world is made of building blocks, and he himself has become a building block.
Steve walked out with Batman, and he said as he walked: "This is a madman's mind palace, and now we are trapped here. We must find the key to get out. I just opened a door at random and came here..."
"Mind palace, key and door?" Batman grasped the key point very keenly. "I don't know what these concepts you are talking about, but I will investigate them. As you can see, this is Gotham..."
Just then, a sudden beam of light dazzled Steve and he couldn't open his eyes. He covered his eyes with his arms, and when he put them down, he saw a bat-shaped light pattern suddenly appear in the dark sky.
He heard the building block next to him: "Oh, damn, it seems that the guys from the Joker Gang are making trouble in the city again! I have to stop them!"
"Joker Gang? Who are they?" Steve asked in confusion.
"They are a group of lunatics. They are good at making explosions and kidnappings, and their purpose is to force me to show up."
"Can I go with you? I can help you deal with them."
"No...no..." Batman shook his head, and Steve actually saw a hint of depth and mystery from his cylindrical head.
"The Joker and I are fateful opponents. Wherever he appears, there must be me, and wherever I am, he will definitely appear. This is a battle that belongs only to the two of us!"
Steve looked at the serious expression on the cylindrical head, and he could only nod and say, "Okay, do you mind having more spectators?"
Two minutes later, Steve came to the roof of a building. He saw a little man with green hair and a purple suit standing in front of a group of tightly tied little men on the building opposite him.
Because the distance was too far, Steve could not hear clearly what Batman and the building block called the Joker said, but anyway, the two of them stood on the roof and talked for almost an hour.
Steve thought to himself, fortunately, the people tied up were all brick men, without blood vessels, otherwise, after such a long time, their limbs might have to be amputated due to lack of blood...
While he was thinking this, he heard a "boom" explosion, and the entire building opposite was blown down. Steve watched countless parts flying out with the explosion. …
The aftermath of the explosion also hit him here. To be precise, Steve was hit on the arm by a small brick that broke apart.
What's more outrageous is that the explosion, which was originally small in scale, created a shock wave like a nuclear explosion, which directly shook Steve thousands of meters away, just like an exaggerated animation shot.
Steve was dazed again. When he woke up, he blinked hard. When he stood up, he suddenly found that the center of gravity of his body was a little uncoordinated. He looked down and found that his entire left arm was gone.
He thought to himself again, fortunately, I am also a brick man, otherwise, I might have been in shock due to excessive blood loss.
Just as he was about to look for his arm, he saw a building block man wearing a strange warrior costume and holding a glow stick in his hand walking towards him. He saw Steve's appearance and said to him: "You were affected by the bombing just now, right?"
"Where is this?" Steve looked at the glow stick in his hand in confusion and said: "What are you holding in your hand?"
"This is a lightsaber, don't you know it? Where are you from?"
"I just came from a strange city. I came here to find a key. Have you seen something like a key?"
"No, but I'm We need to go to Master Yoda's residence. He is a well-informed person. If you are looking for something, he might know it. "
"Okay, can I go with you?"
"Well, this is fine, but your arm is gone..." The strange warrior turned around and looked around, and said, "Oh, here it is."
As he said that, he walked to a ruin, found an arm in a pile of small pieces of building blocks, and then walked to Steve's side, put the part on the side of his body, pressed hard, and with a "click", Steve found that his arm had regained consciousness.
"But having an arm alone is not enough. You are still missing a hand. Come on, let's look around here, maybe we can find useful parts."
Steve looked at his arm speechlessly. He was sure that it was not the one he lost, but then again, all the building block figures have the same arms. Anyway, they are all rectangular, so it's okay to use them for a while.
So, he followed the warrior to the ruins and started searching. What's more, he not only found a hand part, but also a lightsaber thrown there.
Steve took the lightsaber that didn't light up and looked around, and said, "Is this a weapon? How do I activate it?"
"Keep calm and feel the force in your body..."
"Force? What is that?"
"Ah, if you don't have the force, just press the button on the key, as long as it lights up..."
Steve squeezed the handle, and with a "hum", a shining beam of light appeared at the front of the bare handle. Steve put the sword in front of him and looked at it. He smiled and said, "This is too convenient, isn't it? In normal combat, you only need to take the hilt and press it, and it will become a melee weapon. How lethal is this thing? ?”…
“Are you also interested in the Force Sword? Then we can go to Master Yoda together, he will explain everything to you…”
Steve extinguished the lightsaber and said, “Let’s go, I’m really interested.”
As they walked, Steve explained, “I used to fight with a shield, which is a very useful weapon. It can be used for defense or thrown out for attack.”
“But in fact, I have also considered some sharper melee weapons, but weapons with long attack distance and high lethality are often large in size and inconvenient to carry. If you want to be light, the attack distance will definitely be shortened, so I might as well use a shield.”
As he spoke, he looked at the lightsaber in his hand, which only had one handle left. He said, "Although I have tried retractable weapons before, they are limited by the materials and are mostly not very easy to use, but this sword looks quite interesting."
As he spoke, he used his newly installed hand to approach the beam of light and said, "It's not quite the same as lasers. You don't have to worry about hurting your energy weapon. It's interesting..."
Just as they were passing through a bombed ruin, suddenly, a group of building block figures in white armor appeared in front of them. The warrior immediately took out his lightsaber and made a fighting gesture. He said, "Be careful! It's the enemy! They kidnapped Princess Laia!"
Steve took out his lightsaber and imitated the warrior in front of him to make a defensive gesture. He turned around and asked, "My name is Steve, what's your name?"
"My name is Luke."
As they spoke, the two swung their lightsabers against the building block figures in white armor.
When wielding the lightsaber, Steve had a very strange feeling. Although he was slashing at the plastic building block figures, the lightsaber felt really good. It seemed that the beam should be weightless, but in fact, when he swung it, he could feel a very obvious sense of impact.
Just as he was slashing vigorously, more and more figures surrounded him. Steve and Luke had to face the siege of a large number of enemies with their backs to each other, holding lightsabers in hand.
At this moment, they suddenly felt the earth tremble, and a "rumbling" sound came from afar, and it approached in front of them in an instant.
Among the countless parts flying, Steve saw a huge building block dinosaur running over and trampled all the white armored figures under his feet into parts.
Steve thought it was reinforcements, but when he saw the building block figure who looked like Schiller riding on the back of the dinosaur, he had a bad premonition.
Unfortunately, this premonition came true.
"So, you were trampled to death by a dinosaur?" Stark said while holding back a laugh.
Steve covered his forehead and said, "How do I know that a dinosaur will suddenly appear in a place that looks like a sci-fi movie?"
"And Schiller was riding on the back of the dinosaur. I was distracted by mistake, so I didn't dodge..."
"By the way, what was the room you went to, Professor?" Steve looked at Charles and asked.
Charles shook his head and said, "I can't even describe it to you because I don't know much about it. It looks like a room with all kinds of games."...
"I met a little boy. He gave me a ball and asked me to catch some elves. I could understand what he said, but I didn't quite understand what he meant. I turned around there and found that I really couldn't figure it out, so I came out."
Stark sighed and said, "I think Schiller did it on purpose. What random selection of rooms? He must have deliberately found a room we are not good at to trap us here."
"We have to think of a way. We can't stay here forever, right?" Steve covered his forehead. Suddenly, he turned his head and looked at Charles as if he had thought of something and said, "Professor, can you call other people in here?"
"In theory, the process of entering and exiting is the same. I have to make a hole in the wall. Well... but if If Schiller agrees, he may also be able to come in through the side door. "
Stark looked at Steve and asked, "What do you want to do? Do you want to pull more people in and trap them here?"
"Didn't you notice? The problems we can't solve can be solved by our friends. For example, Strange is good at magic, Peter is good at games, and as for dinosaurs, I think Connors, a biologist, should have a way, right?"
"Professor Charles, can you ask for us if more people can come in here? We have to work together to solve these puzzles."
"Okay, wait a minute." Charles closed his eyes, as if communicating with Schiller. After a while, he opened his eyes and said:
"No problem, he agreed, but you'd better think clearly. If they come in, they will also be trapped here."
"I believe that if we work together, we can definitely solve the problem." Steve said firmly.
Although he didn't have a shield in his hand, he still raised his arm and said, "Avengers, assemble!"