Chapter 255 I, the Clown (Part 2)

"Dr. Rodriguez! Please be kind! Your friend has called for the 60th time this week, and the office operator is almost crazy..."

"Mrs. Miller! Please be kind too! My friend has come for treatment for the 10th time this week, and I am almost crazy too..." Schiller said to Mrs. Miller while standing in front of the table, covering his forehead.

Mrs. Miller sighed and said, "Then can't you refuse him?"

"I want to refuse, but he is a mental patient."

"So what?" Mrs. Miller stared at Schiller, who was stunned by her attitude for a moment, and then said, "...isn't this a mental hospital?"

Mrs. Miller was also stunned for a moment, lowered her head and said, "Oh, yes, this is a mental hospital, so can't he be hospitalized?"

"Oh my God, he is already so annoyed commuting back and forth, if he is hospitalized..."

"Hasn't he been hospitalized before? I remember seeing him in the inpatient department."

"This time is different, he was just a lunatic before, and now he is a drunk lunatic."

Schiller also sighed, he gestured to Mrs. Miller to wait a moment, then walked to the table and picked up the phone, Asked Brand: "Didn't you say last week that a new attending physician was coming? Where is he?"

"...What? He just submitted his resume... His resume didn't pass? Why didn't he pass?...Okay, I'll call him and ask."

Schiller hung up the phone, then continued to dial in circles, and then picked up the receiver. He said to the other end of the receiver: "Hello? Bruce, did anyone apply for the position of attending physician at Arkham Psychiatric Hospital last week? Did the resume reach you?"

Bruce on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, then said: "The Wayne family does have shares in Arkham Psychiatric Hospital. After receiving the job application, I directly rejected it..."

"Why did you reject it?"

Bruce was silent again. He was a little confused about Schiller's attitude. There was only one position for the attending physician. If someone applied for the job, wouldn't that be stealing your job?

"...Okay, Bruce, I know you mean well, but there's no need for that. I'm a university professor, and I'm here as the attending physician. It's just that Brand is too busy, and I wish I could transfer a new doctor..."

"Really?" Bruce was skeptical, after all, Schiller seemed to be enjoying it before.

Schiller took the receiver and said confidently: "If you think I love this job, it must be your illusion. At least now I just want to leave here..."

"Okay, then I..."

Before Bruce finished speaking, Schiller hung up the phone because Schiller heard another series of crazy laughter.

Seeing Jack clumsily climbing in from the balcony, Schiller pushed Mrs. Miller out first, closed the door, and then drew the curtains around him. Finally, he walked to the balcony. Jack saw him coming, waved to him and said, "Good morning, my friend!"

At this time, he had just climbed halfway over the balcony, one leg stepped in, and the other leg was still on the balcony next to him. Schiller hugged his arms and said, "Do you know what I want to do?"

"What? Give me a punch? Hey! Wait, you can't do this. Aren't we having a good chat recently? My friend! Where did we talk about yesterday... Oh, Baroque art style, you shouldn't be busy this afternoon, right? My noodles are rising in my stomach. What did you eat for lunch today? The patterns in the naturalistic decoration remind me of bats... Bats! Bats?..."

Schiller took a deep breath and said to himself: "I am a doctor, I am a doctor, doctors cannot beat patients..."

This situation happened from that night when Schiller and the clown drank too much.

Whether it was Schiller or the Joker, alcohol had little effect on their brains. No matter how high the alcohol content was or how much they drank, there would be no problem for the two of them, but it was just an ordinary wine.

Schiller had discovered a problem before. The fear gas concentrate in his hand, the high-purity brain active agent extracted from the fear venom, the lizard serum treatment injection, and the pure version of the immortality factor all existed in liquid form. This gave him a very bold idea, and he turned it into reality with the help of Connors.

He asked Connors to mix these liquids together.

Schiller called it "crazy wine".

It has all the effects of these agents, and it is eclectic and makes up for its shortcomings. It transforms the fear brought by the fear gas concentrate into a kind of excitement and madness, and this excitement and madness has reached the point where it can cause physical lesions to the brain, but at the same time, because of the existence of lizard serum, the brain can be continuously repaired.

For most people, taking this drug is the most terrible torture in the world, because although you have not suffered any harm, the brain that controls all senses simulates everything. But at the same time, for some people, this is a very delicious strong liquor.

Schiller wanted to drink all the time, but he was afraid that he would get drunk after drinking, so he had to ask a drinking buddy, Jack, and they drank a whole bottle that night.

It turned out that Schiller had a better alcohol tolerance, or rather, Gray Fog had a better alcohol tolerance, after all, he was an old drunkard.

Although Schiller was very high when he drank, he was fine after sleeping for a night. Jack was also very high when he drank, but he couldn't be fine after sleeping for a night, after all, there was no symbiote to share the madness and excitement with him, so he was a little too excited now.

Logically speaking, an excited crazy clown should look for Batman, but it was very unfortunate that Batman wanted to invest in a movie for Catwoman, and the two of them went to invest, investigate and travel, and were not in Gotham.

So Schiller suffered the consequences of his own actions.

Jack is not interested in anyone except Batman, but this lack of interest can be divided into different types. Obviously, he thinks Schiller and he have a lot in common, so he talks to him at length every day, and makes appointments for more than 10 treatments a week. Not only do they meet every day, but they also meet in the morning and afternoon, and they meet each other every day.

Schiller said with a clear conscience that Jack is a good drinking buddy, and he can even be said to be a good chat partner. Although he doesn't know where his extensive knowledge and profound knowledge come from, if it's just about talking about these, Schiller is also somewhat interested, after all, this is also a kind of slacking off during work hours.

The only problem is that Jack can involve every topic with Batman.

He is like a pervert with an extremely wide range of knowledge, unparalleled knowledge, and a lot of sex talk.

Schiller has no interest in Batman at all, so he is really annoyed by the Joker.

But Jack neither likes nor hates anyone except Batman. In short, he ignores them. So even though he has been in and out of the mental hospital so many times, he has not damaged the environment here. Therefore, Schiller has no legitimate reason to expel him.

Since he can't be expelled, he can expel himself.

Schiller took the resume from Brand and said, "What about your future new colleague? He will apply to come to the mental hospital in Gotham. His work resume should be amazing, right?"

"No matter how amazing it is, it can't be as amazing as you?" Brand asked back, then he touched his chin and hesitated for a while and said, "His resume is not bad, but it's..."

"What's wrong?"

"I heard some bad rumors about him from my previous colleagues..."

"Bad rumors? What are they?"

"The reason he came to Gotham is because he taught in the school before..." Brand hesitated for a moment, not knowing how to tell Schiller, but he continued, "He seems to be conducting illegal human experiments."

"Human experiments? Interesting..."

Schiller looked down at the resume in his hand, and sure enough, the name on it was written-"Hugo Strange".

Hugo Strange's resume is indeed very good, but not as amazing as Schiller's. His academic qualifications and work experience can only be regarded as mediocre, not even comparable to Strange in another world, and not even the world's top.

Of course, it is also possible that the current timeline is too early, and Hugo has not had time to shine in the field he is best at.

Just as Schiller was looking at Hugo's resume, Hugo was also looking at Schiller's resume.

On the train to Gotham, he was reading the Gotham Daily while reading a news report. It was an old case that happened in the metropolis. Hugo didn't know the protagonist and most of the supporting roles in this case, but there was only one figure that made him feel somewhat familiar, that is Schiller Rodriguez.

It is impossible to say that Hugo has never heard of Schiller's name, because there are only a few top psychologists in the world. As a professional, Hugo knows this person.

And he chose to come to Gotham this time, on the one hand, because his previous illegal experiments were discovered. He had an enemy, so he came to Gotham to avoid trouble. On the other hand, he also wanted to meet Schiller.

Since ancient times. It is not uncommon for colleagues to repel each other and writers to look down on each other, especially Hugo, who claims to be a genius in psychology and psychiatry. He has his own unique theories in these two disciplines, but because of the lack of opportunities before, he failed to perfect his theories. As soon as he wanted to do so, his experiment was discovered.

His previous city and the university where he worked could not tolerate his behavior, but he knew there was a place that might be able to, that is Gotham.

There is an experimental environment suitable for him here, and there are people he is interested in, so Hugo naturally submitted a job application.

Originally, he thought there was little hope, because it was unlikely for him to squeeze Schiller out of this position with his current resume, but he didn't expect that not long after he submitted his resume, Arkham Psychiatric Hospital called him and invited him to come and take up the position very enthusiastically.

So, Hugo, who came to the attending physician's office of Arkham Psychiatric Hospital, received a warm welcome from Schiller.

Schiller shook Hugo's hand vigorously and said, "Thank God, you are finally here."

"Uh..." Hugo was choked. He didn't quite understand what Schiller meant. After all, he and Schiller didn't know each other, and given their status, Schiller had no need to be so enthusiastic about him.

In the subsequent conversation, Schiller said bluntly: "There are too many difficult patients here. In all my years of career, I never thought there would be patients I couldn't cure, but that's the fact..."

"Mr. Strange, I know you may be troubled by your poor resume, but it doesn't matter. There are quite a few rare cases here, and some of them are completely beyond my control."

Since Schiller acted too much like an unscrupulous mediocre doctor who couldn't handle a tough case and was eager to pass the buck, Hugo's impression of him was somewhat reduced. He said indifferently: "Yes , Doctor Rodriguez, I have always been troubled by the lack of good experimental subjects. In fact, I am very interested in some difficult and special cases. If this is the case, it would be great..."

Schiller heard the arrogance in Hugo's tone, and he could also see that Hugo seemed to regard him as a hype scholar who did not live up to his reputation, but he still smiled, shook Hugo's hand and said to him: "Then you must be the most suitable doctor for this position... Then I will leave first."

Watching Schiller leave quickly with his things, Hugo looked at his back with some confusion.

What on earth could make this world-renowned master of psychology run faster than being chased by a dog?

－－－－－－Digression－－－－－－

Schiller: The Joker is actually me (do not disturb me while climbing the stairs...)

Jack: The Joker is actually me (Batman will not take me on his honeymoon!)

Hugo: The Joker is actually me (?)

Batman returned from his trip: What happened?