207 The New Envoy Vows to Continue to Be Funny
Gu Mengmeng ignored Leia, who crawled into bed every night like a Samoyed. She used various methods to refuse and defend herself, but no matter what precautions she took before going to bed, she woke up At that time, this guy was still on her bed...
Habit is a particularly terrible thing.
Because Gu Mengmeng will no longer be surprised by Leia's appearance on her bed.
Ignoring this guy, Gu Mengmeng jumped off the bed and walked to Ervis. She looked at Keye, then at Ervis, and asked in a low voice: "Husband, what's wrong?"
"Good morning, Lord Messenger." Ke'e bowed respectfully to Gu Mengmeng, and then said: "Today is the Beast God Sacrifice Ceremony. I would like to thank the Beast God for blessing the females through the harsh cold season, and pray that this year More cubs can be born. In previous years, my subordinates were in charge, but this year, since the messenger has returned, it is natural that you should be in charge. Therefore, my subordinates are here to invite you."
Gu Mengmeng twitched the corner of her mouth, thinking of the way Leia stood on the wooden dove to perform the dance at her coming-of-age ceremony, she laughed awkwardly and said, "What, I'm not familiar with this business, so You’re used to it, so just do it.”
Ke'e seemed a little surprised, and immediately knelt down on one knee and said piously: "I don't dare to overstep my bounds."
Leia stood up from the bed wagging her tail, hanging it on Ervis's shoulder like a boneless body, her big tail wrapped around Gu Mengmeng's waist, her voice was still lazy and slightly hoarse, and she said: "President Beast The God Sacrifice Ceremony is a symbol of status. Only the most powerful people have this qualification. Now that you are here, it will definitely not be his turn..."
As Leia spoke, she tightened her tail around Gu Mengmeng's waist and pulled her much closer to him. Her slender fingers hooked Gu Mengmeng's chin, her narrow and passionate eyes flashing. Under the soft light, two thin crimson lips opened slightly and said: "I also want to see how you look in sacrificial clothes. You must be extremely beautiful."
Gu Mengmeng rolled her eyes, slapped Leia's hand away, took a step back into Ervis's arms, and said, "But I can't dance the great dance."
Kee took a step forward, took out a piece of animal skin from his arms, gave it to Gu Mengmeng with both hands, and said: "This is another secret book enshrined by Siode. It is said to be about the sacrificial ceremony. Please take a look at it, the envoy."
Gu Mengmeng now has a psychological shadow on the word "secret book", thinking that what you have here is not a handwritten version of "Three Hundred Tang Poems", right?
But it was okay for Keye to keep holding it like this, so Gu Mengmeng took it over suspiciously, opened it up and took a look, and almost choked on her own saliva.
There are two lines of words embroidered on the animal skin with unknown thread:
Sacrificial Dance: "Little Apple" slowed down sixteen times.
Sacrifice words: English version of "Little Apple" lyrics.
Gu Mengmeng suddenly laughed, shook the animal skin, turned to look at Ke'e, then looked at Leia, and thought to herself: The last messenger of the Beast God that you respected as a god was actually a man who could dance in the square. Do you know what’s so funny?
How the hell did this guy fool the whole world? It’s been a thousand years and you still haven’t found a bicycle?
"Mr. Messenger, is there any problem?" Ke'e felt that something was wrong with Gu Mengmeng's eyes, so he asked.
Gu Mengmeng chuckled and said: "Come, you say a word of sacrifice and I listen to it. Let's see how our versions are different."