142 What? Sandy Likes Elvis? !
Colin was silent, because although Nina also bullied Sandy in the past, it was Bode who always suffered and would not hurt Sandy.
But now...
Elvis whispered in Gu Mengmeng's ear and asked, "I remember that time Nina just left a tooth mark on Sandy's finger, didn't the skin even break? Na played badly..."
Gu Mengmeng poked Elvis viciously with her elbow and rolled her eyes, then continued to squint her eyes and said sadly: "Hey, I wish I was a male. Then I'll go after Sandy , do everything to protect her, and whoever dares to bully her, I will crush to death! Unfortunately, I happen to be a female... Hey, why am I not a second-level male orc?! Why is this?!"
Elvis looked at Gu Mengmeng in a daze, not understanding what happened. I just feel that Gu Mengmeng is particularly abnormal today, especially the tone of her speech, which is astonishingly strange.
Oh, if Elvis was a modern person, he would know that Gu Mengmeng was a playwright.
Colin raised his head abruptly, patted his thigh and said, "I'll go!"
Gu Mengmeng was overjoyed, but she still asked blankly, "You? Where are you going?"
Colin said: "I'm going to marry Sandy. From now on, I will protect Sandy. Anyone who dares to bully her will be crushed to death! I'm a second-level orc, and I'm a male!"
Gu Mengmeng clasped her hands together in front of her chest, her expression was contrived as if she was acting in a stage play, and the emphasis was also weird, like the Chinese dubbing in old European and American movies: "But, you are her brother~"
Colin gave an "uh" and said, "I can't watch her being bullied just because I'm her brother."
Gu Mengmeng's face twitched, should I wipe it? Do you still regard yourself as your own brother?
Doing a full set of plays, Gu Mengmeng showed her acting skills in children's plays when she was working in an amusement park, and said exaggeratedly: "No! This is not allowed."
Colin tilted his head and asked, "Why?"
Gu Mengmeng said: "Because only a male who loves her wholeheartedly is qualified to protect her."
Colin was silent for a while, then raised his head and asked Gu Mengmeng: "What is love? I don't understand..."
Gu Mengmeng couldn't continue acting anymore, she breathed a sigh of relief and transformed into a normal person mode, and leaned into Elvis' arms, asking: "If you only have one sweet potato, and you and Sandy are both hungry, who will eat this sweet potato? "
"For Sandy!" Colin said without hesitation: "Although Sandy is a half-beast, she is also a precious female, let alone a sweet potato, even if there is no sweet potato, if you eat me, you have to let Sandy live ah."
And what about gender differences.
Gu Mengmeng asked again: "If someone made Sandy cry, what would you do?"
"That depends on who it is." Colin said, "If it's a male, then strangle him. But if it's a female..."
Gu Mengmeng pointed to her nose and said, "What if it was me?"
Colin was silent for a long time, caught in a battle between heaven and man, then raised his head and said, "Then why are you bullying Sandy?"
Gu Mengmeng smiled and said, "Because I robbed her of something she likes."
Colin asked again: "What is that? I'll find you a new one, can't you return the old one to Sandy?"
Gu Mengmeng stood up from Elvis' arms, walked up to Colin, tapped Colin's nose, and asked, "But... what if it's a person?"
Colin was stunned for a while, then gasped, and said, "What? Sandy likes Elvis?!"
"Pfft..." Gu Mengmeng really wanted to spit a mouthful of old blood on Colin's face and drown him.
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Gu Mengmeng: Big brother, you can grow snacks...
Colin: I've grown up, here, look, I can dance, it's so hot~
Gu Mengmeng twitched the corners of her mouth: Hehe, big brother, you can ask for more blessings.