My Funny Consort

She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach. …… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……

When she opened her eyes, she became the well-known ugly woman in the village and there was a soft little bun in front of her plus an instant hunter husband. Lin Xiaoye felt pressured, but with a silver needle in hand, she started treating illnesses and saving people to earn a fortune, kissing her husband, abusing scums, raising a bun, planting crops and living a good life. Wait, what? Her husband is a god of war? And an outstanding founding minister? The emperor even begged him? How dare he hide this from her? Scram and sleep in the hall!

She had been reborn into a poor family with a pile of radishes underneath. If she wasn’t strong enough, how could she have supported this family?

When Xue Tingxiang, a great traitor, returned to his youth, Xue’s family was still destitute. His family was beaten to death for a place to study. The woman was still her own child bride. In this life, he decided to change his way of life. The first task was to treat her well, and then gave birth to a few more kids. Zhao’er was a child bride of the Xue family. She knew that she would marry the little man and have s*x with him when he was old enough. However, the little man had always disliked her and hated her. However, just overnight, the little man suddenly changed a lot, not only was kind to her, but also always kissed and hugged her, this, this… #The way to raise wife for the treacherous First Grand Secretary# Who raised who? How ashamed!

No matter male or female, the members of the Hua clan had been loyal for generations, placing the utmost importance on protecting their nation. The monarch and his subjects were in harmony, sharing all kinds of emotions, all due to the ties of comradeship in their hearts. Once the weather cooled, would the favored crown prince fall from power? No. Once the weather warmed, would the loyal and brave marquess estate be disposed of after its use? No.

She is a two-faced and fierce hidden ghost doctor, Before crossing, she was despised by everyone and is widely known as a “waste”. The contract of the ancient spirit, The cultivation speed that rivals the gods, She will show everyone just how blind they are. With poisonous powder in her hand, who dares to bully her people! they are looking for death! What Ninth grade medicine pellet? Her adorable pet eats them like a jelly bean. He’s so capricious! He who is always coquettish at her named as the “Night Prince”, everyone thought he was cold and indifferent, but why in her eyes he was so difficult, haunting. “Why are you staring at me like that?” “I wonder when you will become my woman.” A fine needle was pressed against his waist, she laughed “Prince, you keep urging this devil, if this poison really goes in you, you can only be a eunuch in this life!”

In an inaccessible village, there were a few houses on the hillside. People from far away were attracted here and the mountain road was crowded with luxury cars, because, in this town, there was a young man with incredible medical skills who could cure all kinds of illnesses!

Chi Wen’s short life has been bumpy. Ever since he could remember things, he was already living in the orphanage, growing up without a family. Later, he entered the entertainment industry and became a first generation film emperor. However, he finally ended up in ruin. In the end, Chi Wen jumped off the top floor of a building, but did not expect that he would get a chance to open his eyes again… Back to his infancy, Chi Wen coldly looked at the woman who was laughing s*upidly in front of him. He waited, waited until the moment she finally abandoned him. … Fu Yuanruo was transmigrated as the cannon fodder in the novel ‘First Generation Movie Queen.’ When she first transmigrated, it happened to be the plot point when the malicious cannon fodder tried to frame the female lead for the last time. After that, her evil deeds would be exposed. The whole netizens mocked, and her father angrily drove her out of the house. A former wealthy and pampered young miss fall into the mud and finally died after accidentally falling into the water… Because of the high popularity of the original book, the author used the daughter of the original female and male lead as the protagonist for the second book. The villain who had been against the main couple of this sequel also met his just end and died tragically. After his death, the female lead let out some vague words that made readers speculated that this villain was the illegitimate son of the prequel’s cannon fodder. After recalling the plot, Fu Yuanruo stared at the pregnancy report in her hand. She was torn: should she give birth or not?

This is the ongoing history of a generation of military doctors, and the birth of a generation of military masters. This is the history of a princess’s glory and the history of the growth of a female middle child. There were rumors that His Highness King Jing, the great War God, commanded the military with extraordinary skill, but His Highness King Jing’s royal consort was a divine warrior. There were also rumors that the new generation’s Great War God was wrapped around her finger, when the Princess says west, he does not dare go east, and when she says east, he does not dare go west. Even if the Princess says that the sun is square, earth is heaven and heaven is earth, His Highness King Jing will cut out the four corners of the sun and convert heaven and earth. It was really a disgrace to men. But His Highness Jing said, “A bunch of nonsense, this is the King respecting the Princess!” So the world was aghast, and even enemy soldiers knew that King Jing could be messed with, but Princess Jing could not! Su Yun Chu was born again, and only wanted to have a quiet and unrestrained life in Jiang Nan, but she didn’t want to return to the capital for no reason… Unprovoked persecution in the inner courtyard, treacherous schemes at every turn in the imperial palace, resolving the internal and external problems of the country, happiness of a lifetime frequently wished to be destroyed by others… And so…. A senior military doctor is reborn into the first daughter of a marquis, a special elite soul colliding into a brilliant princess.

“Lady, your husband has fallen ill! It’s lovesickness and he’s terminally ill, it’s a disease with no cure. Please save him!” “Someone come here and help him, your Lord has fallen sick, bring the silver needles!” “Silver needles won’t work, only you can cure me my dear, your husband is lying in bed already.” She was a ruthless doctor, after transmigrating into the body of a extreme waste, she endured and strived for an ambitious future, “Out of the thousands of lives that were missing, the one thing she did not lack was a man!” He was the black-bellied Emperor, an indifferent smile on his face, but hid the ruthlessness in his heart. He pinched off her peach blossoms one by one while he slowly untied his belt: “Your husband alone makes up for ten of them, you’re welcome to personally inspect the goods!”

Mu Wushuang, a top secret agent of the twenty-first century with divine medical skills. Bringing people back from the dead with one hand, while killing criminals with the other. If she wanted someone dead at midnight, that person would not live past dawn, winning her the nickname “Lady Hades”. She passed through space and time and was transmigrated into the Hou Manor’s Third Young Miss, an ugly woman known far and wide to be a useless piece of tr*sh. Who could have known? When those glacial eyes open, all beasts submit, shaking up Heaven and earth. She’s an one-of-a-kind summoner with heaven defying abilities, and a super prodigy among elixir cultivators. She contracts divine beasts, tramples over evil scums and dregs of society, stopping buddha if she encounters one, killing gods if they hinder her! But who is going to tell her that the Imperial Uncle that she had accidentally become entangled with will be so hard to shake off? A certain prince: “The Royal Lady is as beautiful as a goddess. All of you better watch her closely, and anyone who tries to hit on her shall be killed without exception!” “My Lord, are you blind? Don’t you realize that it will be the Lady trying to hit on others instead!” The secret guard cried in silent anguish in his heart, his gaze fixed upon the pudgy and rotund Royal Lady.

Lin Xi spent 14 years at this family and never did figure out why she had always been mistreated. She finally learned that she was living in a cliché novel with radical moral standards. Her mother was the female lead and her “father” was the male lead. Before the male lead fell in love with the female lead, he had belittled and was abusive to her in all sorts of ways. He even offered her up to others and, finally, the female lead had intimate relationship with a strange man. The male lead fell head over heel in love with the female lead after that and expressed that he did not mind the child. Nevertheless, the existence of said child was a like a thorn in male and female leads’s hearts and it reminded them of their past constantly. Unfortunately, Lin Xi was this child that should never had been born. In the extra, Lin Xi tried to set up her sister out of envy but it backfired on herself and she ended up strangled. The male lead was able to locate the man who had intimacy with the female lead and ruined both his reputation and family fortune. After 10 seconds of hesitation, Lin Xi decided to leave the family where she was not loved and go live with her own father. *** [1] When they first met, Gu Shao looked at the dirty girl with a foolish smile with resentment in his eyes. Gu Shao: What’s your name? Lin Xi: Lin Xi. No, I mean Gu Xi. Gu as in Gu Shao. Xi as in milkshake. Gu Shao: … … Lin Xi: Dad, if you will raise me till I am of age. I promise I will be around at your deathbed and buy you the best plot there are. Gu Shao: … … — Clarifications: 1. Real father. Father is an elite in electronics and very mighty. 2. Female lead is a valedictorian 3. Female lead’s original name is Gu Xi. She became Gu Xi after her father recognized her. Xi as in treasured/beloved. 4. There is a male lead, but romance line will not begin until after female lead is of age.