Chapter 794 Let's Tell Jokes Together

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"This turtle soup is really good." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smack of his lips.

"That's right, this turtle can strengthen the body, and it is said to have some public uses!" Wang Xiao smiled ambiguously.

"What public uses?" Zhao Tiezhu pretended to be stupid.

"Well, this, it is said to have the effect of nourishing yin and tonifying the kidneys. I just heard about it. I don't know if it is true." Wang Xiao said.

"That doesn't apply to me. My kidneys, iron kidneys, don't need to be supplemented anymore." Zhao Tiezhu patted his ribs proudly.

After three rounds of drinking, Zhao Tiezhu's liquor was almost empty. This bottle of liquor weighed about one catty, Zhao Tiezhu drank about seven catties, and Lin Lei drank about three catties. Lin Lei really drank every cup of liquor, without any reserve or pretense, but her little face was pink and tender, which made her look very cute. Zhao Tiezhu was an old hand in drinking, and seven catties of liquor was just like drinking water for Zhao Tiezhu, and he felt nothing at all.

Su Ge La's alcohol tolerance was just average, and he looked a little confused when he spoke, and said with sleepy eyes, "Let me tell you a joke."

"Go ahead," everyone said.

After thinking for a while, Su Ge La said, "A man went to a brothel and asked a woman about the price. The woman answered: 50 yuan. The man thought it was cheap, so he did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan. The man asked why. The woman answered 50 yuan each for in and out. The man said angrily: You are China Mobile, and you charge for both ways!"

"Damn, what era is this joke from? Both ways, that was a long time ago, isn't it? Yours is not good, I'll tell you a good one." Wang Xiao narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "That night, the husband was reading a book on the bed. From time to time, he put his hand between his wife's legs. The wife took off her clothes and acted like a spoiled child. The husband asked: What are you doing? The wife asked back: What are you doing with your hands? The husband said seriously: Wet your hands so that I can turn the pages of the book!"

"This joke is really dirty." Chen Yaojing smiled charmingly, covering her mouth with her hands, while Lin Lei's originally pink face became even redder. Zhao Tiezhu started to pretend to be innocent at this time.

"Why don't I understand this?" Zhao Tiezhu said blankly.

"What don't you understand?" Wang Xiao asked.

"Why is it wet?"

"I don't know about this either. You can ask Lin Lei. Look at Lin Lei, didn't she understand? Haha." Wang Xiao said with a smile.

Zhao Tiezhu saw Lin Lei's red and tender face and said with a sly smile, "Lin Lei, why is it wet?"

"How should I know!" Lin Lei also pretended to be innocent.

"Since you don't know, why are you blushing in front of others?"

"I blushed when I drank. Oh, Tiezhu, I really don't know. Ask Yao Jing." Lin Lei said mischievously.

"Alas, none of your jokes are funny. I don't understand them. Let me tell you one. I have lived by this joke for more than 20 years!" Zhao Tiezhu said, and after thinking for a while, he said, "One day, a monk met a nun and made a couplet: Upper couplet: Nothing to do during the day. Lower couplet: Nothing to do at night. Horizontal banner: Nothing to do! The nun replied with the upper couplet: Empty during the day. Lower couplet: Empty at night. Horizontal banner: All requests (balls) will be granted."

"Damn, even monks and nuns have worldly desires these days!" Li Mu laughed.

"Haha, of course, the monks and nuns nowadays are no longer the monks and nuns of the past. They eat meat and other things more happily than us. They use famous brands for computers and mobile phones. Since they have broken so many precepts, it doesn't matter if they break the precept of sex." Zhao Tiezhu laughed.

"You guys, really, there are two girls here!! And what's so funny about these jokes? Let me tell you one." Chen Yaojing also joined the army of joke tellers.

"The butcher Piaoji was caught and fined 4,000 yuan and issued a receipt. One day, the butcher and his wife found the receipt, only recognized 4,000 yuan but not the word 'Piaoji', and asked the butcher: Why was the fine 4,000 yuan? The butcher replied: I was fined to inject water into the meat!"

"Oh my god, your joke is much more vulgar than ours!!" Li Mu shouted.

"No way, my joke doesn't talk about anything vulgar, right? Brother Su." Chen Yaojing shook Su Ge La's arm like a spoiled child.

"Yes, yes, the small point of this joke is that he was caught at the butcher's Piaoji! What's vulgar about this? Can't you people be more pure in your thoughts?"

"You are really dogs and bitches!!" Wang Xiao laughed and scolded.

"Well, I'll tell you a joke too." Lin Lei said shyly. She knew that to leave an impression on a man like Zhao Tiezhu, she could only try her best to integrate into his circle of friends.

"Oh? You want to tell one too?" Zhao Tiezhu asked curiously.

"Yes, I'll tell you a serious joke!" Lin Lei said.

"Ours is also very serious, haha, tell it." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile.

"Well, I'll tell you!" Lin Lei took a deep breath and said, "This is a true story. It's about a friend of mine. The man my friend had been secretly in love with for a long time was seduced away by another man. This woman had secretly fought off many rivals in love, but when she found out that it was a man, she collapsed instantly. After she collapsed, a small banner was hung at the door of their dormitory all day: There is a mistress in front and a wolf behind, kick the mistress and kill the gangster. It's not easy to be a beauty in life, and you even compete with men for the groom!"

"Hahaha, that's interesting." Zhao Tiezhu laughed, "You're competing with a man for the groom. Haha, your friend is really interesting."

"Yeah, I laughed so hard when I saw that banner that day, haha." Lin Lei said with a smile.

"Oh, but what she said is the truth. Today's society is full of homosexuality, and you also know that many men cannot meet the standards of many women in choosing a spouse. They don't have a car or a house, but they still need love, right? , so there are more and more male-to-male love. Male-to-male love is much more dreamy than male-to-female love. At least they don’t require their partner to have a car and a house. Moreover, if they don’t really love each other, male-to-female love is very difficult. ." Zhao Tiezhu said seriously.

"I don't understand this. Tiezhu, have you studied this?" Lin Lei made a joke on Zhao Tiezhu.

"I haven't done any research on this, I just have some understanding. I still like people with female surnames, haha." Zhao Tiezhu said with a smile, but there was more intimacy in this smile. Some women are the best at grasping the relationship with men. Proper speaking, to put it simply, means that a woman like Lin Lei knows when to say something, when to interrupt, when to listen quietly, when to express one's point of view to prove one's existence, and when to speak He is an invisible person.

It is precisely because of Lin Lei's interest in Zhao Tiezhu that the more he looks at Lin Lei, the more pleasing he becomes. Zhao Tiezhu's current identity and status are not the same as in the past. Not all beauties are qualified to be pleasing to Zhao Tiezhu's eyes.