Chapter 36 Nightmare

While drinking porridge, Shi Lei pretended to be casual and asked: "Yesterday your mother rested, did you go somewhere to play?"

Zhang Liangliang replied unhappily: "Don't mention it, you will get angry if you mention it."

Shi Lei put down the spoon in his hand and asked, "What's the situation? Tell me."

"Let's not talk about it, it's not a happy thing anyway."

"Then tell me what you're unhappy about and make me happy!"

"Hey! Uncle! Are you too old?"

"You call me uncle, shouldn't I use an older stalk to match the title of uncle?"

Zhang Liangliang showed a look of being too lazy to talk to you, she lowered her head to drink the porridge, she caught a glimpse of Shi Lei still waiting out of the corner of her eye, so she also stopped, and said helplessly, "Do you really want to listen?"

Shi Lei nodded, Zhang Liangliang could only sigh, and said: "Yesterday Zhang Meimei didn't know what was wrong, when I came out of the house, she actually made me breakfast. This is really the beginning of a nightmare. You don’t know how unpalatable the breakfast made by a person like Zhang Meimei is. Sometimes I admire her a lot. It’s obviously the most common fried eggs and slices of bread. Ecstasy."

Shi Lei was speechless, as if Zhang Meimei's breakfast for Zhang Jingliang was vividly presented in front of his eyes, the fried egg that was passable on the front but would be horrible when turned over, and the two slices of bread that looked like black charcoal after being taken out of the bread machine.

"I can't help it. I can only throw fried eggs and bread into the trash can while she is in the kitchen, and then use a box of yogurt for my breakfast." Zhang Liangliang looked hopeless, Shi Lei I can't help feeling a little sympathetic to her for having such an old lady who doesn't distinguish between grains.

"Then I was expecting you to come and give me tutoring lessons, but Zhang Meimei didn't know what to do, she actually said that she wanted to take me to play. I thought, she must have called you to tell you not to I went, and since I was born, I don’t remember the experience of Zhang Meimei taking me out to play. It doesn’t matter, she is happy anyway, and I also want to ask her for some money. So, she transferred me 5,000 yuan Money, I pretended to be very happy and went out with her. You can't imagine where she took me. "

Regarding this point, Shi Lei really has no right to speak. After all, he is still young, and he doesn't know where parents will take their children to play, so he nodded and asked, "Where did you go?"

"She actually took me to the playground. To be honest, although I was not very willing to go out with Zhang Meimei, I was very happy when I knew it was going to the playground. Then we set off to Longcheng. Is it a famous playground? You know it by car, 130 kilometers, and it takes an hour and a half for a normal person to get there. But Zhang Meimei doesn’t know the way at all, and she can’t use the navigation. After an hour, she still hasn’t found where the highway is. In the end, I showed her the way and finally got on the expressway. Then she asked me why I was so familiar with the road, and she actually began to wonder if I often take the expressway to go to other places to play. Conscience, although I do often go to A place like a bar, but I have never done it before leaving Wudong. I said that I followed the directions of the navigation, but she still didn’t believe it. She said that even she was confused by the navigation, how could I know. At that time I felt it, it was an absolute nightmare, but we were already on the highway and I couldn't get off, you know?"

Shi Lei nodded silently, and said, "What happened next?"

"Later, we arrived at Longcheng, and then we went to the playground. We set off before ten o'clock in the morning, and it was already 12:40 when we entered the playground. Zhang Meimei said to eat first, whatever, anyway, I'm already wrong There was no hope for this trip, so we had dinner first. During the meal, because we had to wait for the food, Zhang Meimei took out her mobile phone and said that she had some important emails to deal with. She threw me in the restaurant and went to the car by herself. I waited for two hours, and when she came back, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon. Didn't you see the look in the waiter's eyes in that small restaurant, you know that he wanted to tear me apart? They must be thinking in their hearts, crazy, we have to get off work, okay? Can you hurry up and get out?"

Regarding this, Shi Lei could only shake his head, Zhang Meimei, a female lawyer, seemed really unreliable.

"After she came, she kept apologizing and promised that nothing would happen again. Then we bought tickets. Amusement parks are always more enjoyable if they look more dangerous. Who will come? The amusement park is for taking photos with the mascot! But Zhang Meimei is. I said I wanted to ride the roller coaster, but she said that she felt dizzy just looking at it, and the tossing and turning was too scary. The jumping machine also has the 360-degree swivel chair and the big pendulum This is even more so. Zhang Meimei voted against it, saying that it was too dangerous to let me play. Then I can only say that the torrent bravely advanced. She said that she was so full of water that she didn't bring a change of clothes. I can see it , she never thought of letting me have fun. Forget it, I don’t care about her, the pirate ship head office? That’s really not exciting, you know? She still disagrees. Even the Ferris wheel she They didn't let me play, saying that there was an accident where the Ferris wheel couldn't stop before. Uncle, tell me, what can I play? Should I play on the merry-go-round?"

Shi Lei couldn't hold back his laughter either, he probably would have found Zhang Meimei too boring.

"Then what did you play after that?"

Zhang Liangliang sighed deeply, frowning like a Shar Pei, and said: "She suggested to play bumper cars, I thought, forget it, that's it. But after waiting in line for a long time, after getting on the bus , she drove to avoid people all the way, even when a five-year-old kid ran into her with a car, she screamed and even complained that the parents didn't take care of their children. Have you ever seen people trying to hide in a bumper car field? Running with other cars? That’s not a bumper car, it’s called life and death speed, okay? Accelerate suddenly, dodge a car, and then brake to the end, dodge another car. Ten minutes, after driving I almost threw up, this is more exciting than a big pendulum."

Shi Lei laughed out loud, extremely unkind.

"The point is, after Zhang Meimei got off the bumper car, she still wanted to find something that was less dangerous."

The tables next to them all turned their heads to look at them, Shi Lei's face turned blue, he stared,

Zhang Liangliang pursed her lips and said disdainfully, "You can't see anything online, uncle, don't pretend to be innocent!"

Shi Lei: "..."

"Zhang Meimei took me to line up and take a sightseeing bus. This kind of project is suitable for her from eight months to eighty years old. But I have come here, and I don't want to talk about it. I will just accompany her Let's relax. However, when she was in line, she actually made a phone call. That phone call continued until I returned to Wudong, and she didn't even realize that I had left. Do you think it's an exaggeration? But let me tell you, this It's the truth. When Zhang Meimei found out that I was missing, her first reaction was not to call me, but to call the police. Then the police called me. I said that I thought she was troublesome. I bought a high-speed rail ticket and went back to Wudong. She was on the phone He actually scolded me, and I was so angry that I gave the phone to the taxi driver."

Shi Lei picked up the porridge bowl and touched Zhang Liangliang, said: "Girl, I respect you for being a man."

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