Chapter 302 Aunt Wei and Eldest Nephew
When Shi Lei came out of the bathroom, Wei Xingyue was looking over and over with a bottle of red wine in his hand.
"Have you finally learned how to live? There is red wine at home. Where's the wine opener?"
Shi Lei put the changed dress on a hanger, and replied: "I drank a lot just now, stop drinking. I said Wei Xingyue, do you have to have a drink with me, and then we will have sex Is it better not to have any contact with each other forever?"
Wei Xingyue put the wine bottle on the table and said angrily, "I'm in a good mood. I'm happy for you, so I want to drink some wine with you. Why do you always spoil the atmosphere like this? It's just a bottle of red wine. Why? It's a drunk. Besides, even if we really had sex, why do we have to stay away from each other forever?"
"Because I have a girlfriend! Don't tell me you still plan to make me a little girl?" Shi Lei said confidently.
Wei Xingyue picked up the high heels and threw them over, staring at the phoenix and said: "Stop talking nonsense, quickly take out the wine opener."
In fact, it was just a small pot of rice wine, a little more than a catty, and there was not much to share between the three of them. In addition, I drank the wine for more than three hours, even if I was a little drunk, it would have dissipated long ago.
After Shi Lei hung up his clothes, he silently took out the bottle opener. Wei Xingyue handed over the wine and said naturally, "Go to the bathroom and open it. I need to change my clothes!"
There was nothing to reason with this crazy woman, so Shi Lei had to obey her order and go to the bathroom to open the wine. Wei Xingyue heard the sound of uncorking the bottle, and told Shi Lei that she had changed, and Shi Lei sat on the sofa with the wine superior.
After pouring the wine, Wei Xingyue looked at Shi Lei with winking eyes, and shook the red wine in his hand, his eyes seemed to be slightly rippling with the red wine.
Wei Xingyue's eyes gave Shi Lei chills all over his body, he tightened his collar and said, "What do you want?"
Wei Xingyue rolled her eyes, like silk, like buttons.
"I'm not interested in eating you right now. But, Shi Lei, you're really popular with women. Let's not talk about Sun Yiyi, that's your childhood sweetheart. A little girl under the age of sixteen can't get along with you." It's clear. Even the famous perverted and stinky shemale in the circle has an affair with you. Now even the female sister accepts you as a godson... To be honest, I really can't see what is wrong with you. Attracts women. Let’s say he’s handsome. Well, he’s pretty good looking. He’s handsome at the second glance. His body is average, but he doesn’t have annoying fat, but there’s nothing worthy of praise. The conversation is passable, but there is nothing to show. The knowledge can be described as low energy. What do you think attracts women?"
Shi Lei was beaten to pieces, took a sip of wine, and said in a dispirited way: "I also find it strange, I'm just an ordinary person, why does Miss Wei pester me all day when she has nothing to do. Just give me a kiss, I also fed facial cleanser..."
Wei Xingyue was so angry that the wine glass was placed on the table so heavily that she almost broke it.
Just about to reprimand Shi Lei for a few words, Wei Xingyue froze when she heard Shi Lei's last three words...
When Wei Xingyue understood the connotation of the three words facial cleanser, the expression on her face was brilliant, just like the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games.
"Shi Lei, I found that you are really shameless! How did you come up with this word?" Wei Xingyue was angry and funny, and really didn't know what to say.
Shi Lei shrugged his shoulders, and said to himself, can I tell you that this is what some readers said when they encountered similar plots when they were reading novels at Qidian? At that time Shi Lei was also stunned for a long time when he saw this word, and finally burst out laughing, and now it is related to what happened between Wei Xingyue and himself.
"First, I don't think I'm attractive to women. Both you and the water delivery man are just too bored to make fun of this young master. Second, since I know that the second sister is not yet sixteen years old, can I trouble you not to make fun of her? , I’m underage, okay? Third, my godmother is an elder, so you have to limit your jokes. Godmother treats you well, right?”
"Hey, one godmother at a time. If I hadn't been present the whole time today, I would have thought you had recognized this godmother since you were a child. The shouting is affectionate enough."
"Oh, by the way, you call my godmother my elder sister, so you can be regarded as my elder. I will ask Aunt Wei to be more careful when talking to younger generations, and don't make inappropriate jokes. And Some behaviors are even more reckless."
Wei Xingyue stood up abruptly, pointed at Shi Lei and said angrily, "Aren't you endless? Who do you call auntie? How am I like your auntie?"
"You are not old enough, and your seniority cannot be messed up."
"Tell me again..." Wei Xingyue took a step closer, bent down, her chest was magnificent.
Shi Lei sighed, and said: "You don't want to molest your eldest nephew, do you?"
Wei Xingyue almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and laughed angrily: "Okay, do you want to be a junior that much? Okay, I'll trouble you to keep calling me auntie when you see me in the future. I can bear it."
"Good auntie."
Wei Xingyue sat cross-legged on the sofa, drank the red wine in the glass in one gulp, and didn't want to say anything more to Shi Lei.
Shi Lei put down his wine glass, and said slowly: "Okay, let's not quarrel with you, now tell me, why are you so eager to take me to that appreciation meeting today? You have been in touch for so long, it is impossible for you not to know that I love you You really don’t know anything about calligraphy and painting, right?”
Wei Xingyue said angrily: "Why are you not making trouble? You say you won't make trouble? Eldest nephew, I will be your aunt from now on."
Shi Lei said helplessly: "Auntie is just auntie. Aunt Wei, let's first talk about why you brought me to the appreciation meeting today."
Wei Xingyue blinked her eyes wide, and said, "Isn't that to give you a bit of a cultured atmosphere, which is better than having your silk all day long, and cultivate your artistic taste?"
"I think, Aunt Wei, you'd better tell me the truth. Although my temper is not bad, it really pushes me, and I don't guarantee that I can do anything."
"Nephew, are you threatening the elders?"
"Whatever you say, but you have to tell me that you are ugly today!" Shi Lei had an indifferent expression, but his meaning was very firm, and Wei Xingyue also knew that she might have to give him an explanation.
After drinking another glass of wine, Wei Xingyue kicked Shi Lei, but Shi Lei grabbed her clean little feet in his hand.
"Let go of me!" Wei Xingyue was a little anxious. No matter what kind of woman, having her feet grabbed by a man always felt a little unusual.
Shi Lei let go of Wei Xingyue's foot, and said, "Speak as you speak, don't kick your ass."
Wei Xingyue rolled her eyes, and said, "The house you borrowed on the top of Qinglong Mountain belonged to my family, you should already know it?"
Shi Lei nodded, and said: "Wei Qing told me."
"Well, Wei Qing was there that day. When he saw me with you, he would definitely mention this. Then you should also know that my house is not easily rented out. Even my brother and my sister, my family It's hard for the old man to give us that house, right?"
Shi Lei nodded again, and asked directly: "So, it was actually your father who asked you to approach me, and then asked you to take me to today's appreciation meeting?" When Shi Lei said this, his tone was already vaguely unfriendly.
This is the third update of the guarantee.
I will update the monthly ticket add-on later, please continue to wait for the add-on of several alliance leaders.
Not afraid of too many monthly tickets, if you have the ability to smash me to death.