Chapter 239 Beauty's Scheming (Congratulations to the Last Nine Alliances of Titans)

He quickly drank a bottle of wine, under Wei Xingyue's constant instigation, Shi Lei drank a little more than she had.

Shi Lei's drinking capacity is actually relatively average, and occasionally he performed beyond the level of a bottle of red wine, but now he drank a little more than half a bottle, and drank in a hurry, he didn't even have anything to drink, he was already a little drunk.

Her head was a little dizzy, and her eyelids were a little heavy, but Wei Xingyue smiled very meaningfully.

Shi Lei shook his head, although he opened the second bottle of wine, he knew that such dry drinking would definitely not work.

He stood up and opened the refrigerator, only to find that it was empty. He had never been to a supermarket when he came back from Runzhou, and the things he bought before returning to Runzhou were probably broken. Sun Yiyi probably helped him throw them away.

Fortunately, there is also takeaway.

Shi Lei simply admired his wit, took out his phone and found the takeaway app, and asked Wei Xingyue while browsing, "I'm hungry, order takeaway, what would you like to eat?"

Wei Xingyue stretched those cynical long legs towards Shi Lei, but maybe felt that it wasn't stretched enough, so she simply put her heels on Shi Lei's legs.

"Whatever, just bring me something you eat."

Shi Lei wanted to move those blue cardamom-painted feet away from his own legs, but he didn't have the courage to touch Wei Xingyue's delicate skin, especially under the light, the blue cardamom looked extraordinarily coquettish, Shi Lei even more so Some dare not touch it easily, for fear of doing something impulsively that shouldn't be done.

Because he was worried that the next bottle of wine would be drunk so quickly, Shi Lei decided to order something complicated to eat.

Crayfish is the first choice. When the time comes, both hands will be full of oil. It is impossible to drink this wine quickly. However, this season, the crayfish are also hibernating, maybe there are still some shops, but the takeaway in this neighborhood is definitely not acceptable.

After searching for a long time, he finally found a suitable one. Shi Lei laughed and said, "That's it!" Then he quickly placed an order and asked at the same time, "Do you want spicy crab?"

Wei Xingyue frowned, and said, "I eat spicy food again. I only eat that spicy food for dinner. What else does this restaurant offer?"

"There are also fried sixties, lamb scorpion, and salt and pepper shrimp. Oh, and tiger skin and chicken feet..."

Wei Xingyue thought about it, and it seems that these few things don't go well with red wine, and besides chicken feet, eating other things will make her hands and face all over. Although chicken feet are not very elegant to eat, let's choose the lesser evil.

So she said, "Phoenix claw."

Shi Lei quickly ordered another tiger skin and chicken feet, and then confirmed the order. When he was about to pay, Wei Xingyue said: "You only bought two bottles of wine, it seems a little not enough, you asked the takeaway to send one by the way." Case of beer."

"Hey! What are you trying to do to get me drunk?!" Shi Lei was shocked.

Wei Xingyue glanced at him lazily, and said, "I have plans for you? Don't dream. Two bottles of wine are really not enough. Besides, the chicken feet are so greasy, and your spicy crab is even greasy. Drink some Beer is for the sake of the stomach. Don’t tell you to drink a whole box, and you drink as much as you want! Besides, it’s so late, and I drank again, so I definitely won’t go back. I’ll sleep on the bed, and you sleep on the sofa. It's settled."

For such a woman, Shi Lei really had nothing to do, so he had no choice but to add another case of beer, and finally paid.

While waiting for the takeaway, I still drank half of the bottle of red wine. Fortunately, the takeaway finally arrived. After Shi Lei took the takeaway, he behaved himself. Instead of sitting on the sofa, he pulled a chair over and threw the chicken feet in front of Wei Xingyue, while he started to make a fuss over the spicy crab. .

It's really spicy, but it's very refreshing. At this time, Shi Lei was already seven or eight times drunk. After eating a few mouthfuls of spicy crab, he suddenly became more sober. Spicy taste, to put it bluntly, is pain. When the nerves are paralyzed by alcohol, eat more spicy food to restore the nervous system.

In a blink of an eye, the cups and plates that Shi Lei had eaten were messed up, and the coffee table seemed to have been swept away, dripping soup everywhere.

Seeing Shi Lei's desperate appearance as if he hadn't eaten for three years, Wei Xingyue couldn't help stretching out his slender hand, picked up half a crab and tasted it, but still felt it was too spicy, so he finally gave up.

"You don't have to eat like this if you're afraid of getting drunk." Wei Xingyue had already seen through Shi Lei's little thoughts, and complained quietly, and then said: "Wipe your hands, come and have a drink with my sister."

Shi Lei felt sober for three or four minutes, worthy of a fight, so he washed his hands and came over to drink with Wei Xingyue.

In the blink of an eye, the half bottle of red wine was divided between the two again, and the next target was the box of beer.

Now it's much more normal, Shi Lei ate two mouthfuls of spicy crab, and drank a big mouthful of beer, he couldn't help but feel that this kind of gluttony with silk in his mouth is more suitable for him, holding a glass of red wine to look elegant, but he really can't taste it , too tired!

After holding my heart for at least two hours, I finally relaxed after taking a few sips of beer.

And the result of relaxation is the unstoppable drinking.

Staggeringly, she ran to the bathroom to put some water, and after she came back, she didn't know what to do, so she sat on the sofa again. As if deliberately teasing him, Wei Xingyue actually put her soft body wrapped in a bathrobe against her. on him.

Shi Lei didn't realize that his posture was wrong at the moment, but his nose was constantly stimulated by the scent of Chanel No. 5, and he gradually became short of breath.

Stretching out his hand, Shi Lei simply hugged Wei Xingyue in his arms. Wei Xingyue suddenly burst out laughing: "Little man, the fox's tail has finally come out, right? Let you clamor all day long that you are not interested in my old lady. If you are not interested, you hug me and do it." Well?"

Shi Lei stared in confusion, he really didn't have any big thoughts, with his tender body in his arms, his brain was already in chaos, even if he had a little primitive desire, he couldn't do anything right now.

In fact, to put it bluntly, the so-called disorderly sex after drinking is simply an excuse for men. Or, this is a rule of the game that both men and women tacitly agree not to expose, but they both understand what is going on in their hearts.

Really drunk, don't talk about doing that, you can't do any shit.

If a man really drinks too much, he basically loses the ability to mess around, and if a woman drinks too much, there will be a pool of dead meat, and you are just in a hurry, insisting on doing things by force, and it is estimated that you will have to consume a few bottles of lubricating oil.

Therefore, the so-called promiscuous sex after drinking is nothing more than a man and a woman letting themselves go. At least one of these two people must be in a state of absolute sobriety.

But now, Shi Lei and Wei Xingyue are actually not sober anymore, Wei Xingyue just keeps holding back this thought, wanting to see what kind of state Shi Lei will be in if he utters the truth after drinking too much. But she neglected that her drinking capacity was not much stronger than Shi Lei's, and drinking one-on-one was in itself a matter of killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred. Shi Lei stayed on the spicy crab for a while longer, and Wei Xingyue, who drank mixed wine, was already on the verge of drunkenness.

After finally saying this proudly, Wei Xingyue also lost consciousness.

In the haze, Wei Xingyue snuggled into Shi Lei's arms, smiled, offered her red lips, and said, "Forget it, little man, for the sake of giving me perfume, I will reward you with a sweet kiss." Then, Kissed heavily on Shi Lei's lips, their bodies were entangled, they fell down on the sofa, and fell asleep soundly.

chapter eight